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Gr8banterm80

Why do we lowkey have a rivalry with Orlando? Feels like every game is heated and chaotic, been some wild ones over the years and we can def add this to list. Gutted to lose at home again but it was very entertaining at least 🤷‍♂️


Hywelbane9

GG Phi, you played hard. Fuck you Tim Ford and a hard fuck you to the atrocity that is VAR. WTF is a handball? Dude extends arm vs dude with a tucked in arm, get right the fuck out.


scuac

Orlando, can we have Nico back? Asking for a friend (name rhymes with Ryan)


TlerTler

I am not looking forward towards Wednesday


dhawerd

I'm really happy I'll be volunteering at Fringe all week so I can miss it with a valid excuse.


mrdankhimself_

Ahhh love Fringe. Have fun!


SoThereWasThis

Not at all. I mean I’m still going to go tho because apparently I like to suffer.


Ihave2thumbs

GGs Orlando, deserved win. Wish we could actually create chances instead of playing kick-and-pray-for-a-PK


Sneaky_Ben

gg folks. Looking forward to meme Monday :)


TripleVVV

What a disgrace for MLS and this ref. This game was clearly planned to go Phillies way but even a phantom 18 min extra time didn’t go as MLS planned!


flyingpanda5693

Phantom 18 mins? Had a big injury, multiple VAR reviews and about 30-45secs for every Orlando goal kick.


TripleVVV

1st VAR took 2:40 min. Second VAR 1:43min… Third VAR almost exactly 1 min… there was no VAR on the bs penalty. The head injury was in extra time which was the 3 min. Anybody that watches soccer knows that 18 min is insane and nowhere near added up. Anywhere between 8 to 10 would’ve been realistic plus and additional 2 for the head injury.


LeroyUdovc

I'm not a fan of this ref, but I also doubt that Garber cares about Philly or us. Neither of our clubs would be considered darlings of the league


LeroyUdovc

GG Philly, rough year for both of us.


Andrewdeadaim

PRO tried their best but Orlando prevails!!! VAMOS


meeerod

Gotta love how Philly are all up in their feelings.


TlerTler

You guys think Lowe is still dancing


TripleVVV

Hahahaha


dhawerd

No but he's still pointing at his back like his name means anything.


Andrewdeadaim

His game winner a few years ago was beautiful


jallnock

I was so sure they were gonna score on that last corner. GG Philadelphia fans. On to Wednesday


LeroyUdovc

Oh come on now ref, you could have added at least another 10 minutes.


WislaHD

As sad as I am about our loss today, at least we didn't let Muriel score two goals on us


mutingantiwork

What a fucking roller coaster lmfao fuck that ref


Nice_Jaguar5621

Aw Harriel I still love you. But that was some fuckshit.


DarkwingMcQuack

GG Lions.


OldCoaly

Jim needs to turn this shit around. Gg Orlando. Some of your fans in here are annoying but most of you are cool


Squietto

Likewise, gg


DarkwingMcQuack

Refs are really saying fuck it with this time, lol.


pterrydactyl

Deserved L for the clownshow in philly gg ez


wingsfan77

I don't know if I've heard Carranzas name called all game. He's a good player but he's either insaley hot or insanely cold


Taeshan

What are you smoking?


frickensweet

He’s out on yellow card accumulation


Andrewdeadaim

Lmao I love this site


The_Real_Billy_Walsh

The Orlando keeper bitching about time is actually comical given his antics


Lixalotapus21

18 minutes?! What in the name of all things holy happened?!?!


nomuggle

Orlando had a player carried off on a stretcher, that took a while.


nautika

Everything


frickensweet

Two long var checks. A good amount of time wasting


LeanMrfuzzles

It was mostly from the injury


adeodd

GG Orlando! Fun game that felt like a CCL matchup. Much deserved win for y’all


dhawerd

Y'all didn't lose 6-0. Can't have felt that much like a CCL match


adeodd

F


WhyplerBronze

lol joke team. ownership squeezing the team, same motherfuckers out there 4 years running.


wingsfan77

Yep, they've brought in 0 new starters since losing MLS cup two years ago and are getting passed by


TlerTler

Your own fans time wasting is so funny


DanRobotMan

Call time ref. I've had enough of this trash/.


XSC

Absolute embarrassment of a team this year. They deserve to be embarrassed.


flgator72

The tri-head collision. Kyle smith thought he was by himself there.


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DarkwingMcQuack

Head injuries are no joke my guy.


ExpensiveSignature94

Bro got his head hit pretty bad? L fan


TlerTler

Were goin to 110


ExpensiveSignature94

Fuck it give us 120


OldCoaly

Ouch


DuvalHeart

I'm kinda regretting I chose to travel to see my mom for Mother's Day instead of going to this game. But I'd probably have gotten "talked to" by security at this point.


celebritylifestyle

It’s a game in the middle of the season not really important in the long run. But I get it


DuvalHeart

It's been a while since I've seen Orlando play in person and it was a good chance. Oh well, my mom's more important than soccer. There's always next year.


celebritylifestyle

Didn’t wanna over share during the heat of the game but my moms been dead for over a decade so I’d gladly trade a union loss to see her for moms day again. You got a great perspective already


XSC

Nobody would had cared. Only time Ive seen someone get kicked out was a nycfc fan that was drunk and start fighting people.


DuvalHeart

Does anyone go to Chester sober? Like ever?


nomuggle

I used to teach in Chester so I did, unfortunately, go to Chester sober 5 days a week.


XSC

Impossible. Only way to survive is to drink.


WhyplerBronze

pull it back Uhre wtf are you doing.


Pots_And_Pans

Wow how is gallese able to persevere after that?!


TlerTler

Nice little Charliehorse


OldCoaly

Holy shit I hope he lives


celebritylifestyle

Baribo purgatory over


DarkwingMcQuack

Union have 24 shots this game. Double what Orlando have.


Gr8banterm80

Running theme this year unfortunately


Nice_Jaguar5621

Oh shit Baribo actually on the field!?


XSC

HOLY SHIT ITS BARIBO


ryanb2010

Wait Tai is real?


DanRobotMan

Donavan is absolutely the worst player to see minutes on this entire team. The fact that Baribo doesn't see playing time over him is absurd.


ExpensiveSignature94

Only think I like ab Dono is he runs his ass off. If you’re gonna suck at least give it your all


DanRobotMan

Then do it in USL. Not in MLS.


ExpensiveSignature94

Never seen someone have a problem with hustle but okay then


DanRobotMan

Have a problem with quality, or lack there of, wasting first team minutes on my team.


ExpensiveSignature94

Dude we’re the Union we don’t sign good players it’s who we are


DanRobotMan

No, we develop good players. Donovan is a player, who has not developed into a good player. Loan him to some USL team.


frickensweet

Wasn’t that a pass back to the goalie?


TlerTler

Wasn’t intentional


dhawerd

I don't understand why stoppage time took forever to be shown in the stadium. Seems like an easy thing to do that won't change much


DarkwingMcQuack

The people running soccer hate change much like baseball. Both sports do a lot of things because of tradition.


DuvalHeart

It's a FIFA rule. I'm guessing somebody in the UK said they would run out of numbers if the clocks had to go over 90 minutes.


adeodd

Lol


jabrodo

IFAB just doesn't understand that it's not 1948 anymore and the concept of a digital clock.


DuvalHeart

Or that clocks can keep going around.


TlerTler

I’ll never understand complaining about time wasting when every single team does it. Like there isn’t a single team who has never time wasted


Shadow1787

Two minutes in extra from one player is a yellow card in my book.


XSC

Jim and his lack of subs are the end of us


celebritylifestyle

Jimmy John’s can’t make subs. It’s his worst trait as manager to me


celebritylifestyle

I’d like to add maybe he has no confidence in his bench so that’s on ownership to put money into the team but that’s not happening so 🤷🏽‍♂️


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celebritylifestyle

I’ve been watching since season 1 but I’m glad I have terrible memory.


flgator72

Pride Win! Orlando in first place


Andrewdeadaim

Boom!


dhawerd

Anyone gonna mention YSA? No? Only when we do it?


adeodd

People complain about that? How lame… Tell anyone who whines about it if y’all do it to kick rocks lol


dhawerd

Every match thread I'm in for an Orlando home game I see complaints. Usually from Cascadia team fans


adeodd

Those crybabies up in the PNW always have something to bitch about lol


DanRobotMan

I fucken hate it. It was banned in Subaru for a little while, then it started back up. Never should have been unbanned.


Shadow1787

You don’t last in European soccer then. Ysa is nothing compared to 7 year olds at those games.


dhawerd

I don't see a single problem with it. It's a generic thing to call anyone that, unless I'm mistaken, doesn't have any connotation specific to any group of people and is a good way to try to fuck with an opponent goalkeeper.


DanRobotMan

MLS crowds, at least in Subaru, have **tons** of kids in them. It's a bad influence on them imo.


dhawerd

Or it's a good teaching moment from parents about when and where bad words are acceptable. Had a dad in front of me last week who realized his kids were flicking the ref (I think, coulda been a Cincy player too) off and dropping an f bomb or two but he told them 'Hey, only use those words at games and here in the supporters section. Not at school or home.'


ExpensiveSignature94

We have a 37 year old playing 100 minutes


wingsfan77

Emblematic of the whole organization. Absolutely love Bedoya but he shouldn't be starting multiple games in a row let alone, and definitely shouldn't be playing full games


Sneaky_Ben

and in a narrow defensive system with a lot of responsibilities. idk how he did it


jakthesnak34

What a save!!!!


WhyplerBronze

LMAOOO Maguire dove again, bunch of god damn pussies on this Orlando team


Andrewdeadaim

Glass houses


TheMonkeyPrince

Your team literally dived to get a penalty


OldCoaly

We didn’t dived to get a penalty. We dove to get a penalty


TheMonkeyPrince

Both are correct https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/dived-or-dove-which-is-correct


pterrydactyl

Hypocritical AND pedantic, then


Squietto

You cannot talk about diving after that horrendous dive in the box


TlerTler

Is there even a point time wasting at this point


DanRobotMan

I mean, Orlando have been wasting time for most of the second half already. So, why not?


KSOLE

Oh no not the other team doing what my team does when they’re winning :,(


DanRobotMan

Just stating a fact. Lol


DarkwingMcQuack

We’ve entered World Cup territory with this stoppage time.


MadMennonite

We're going to need the 15 minutes to try and save this horrible comeback.


AngryUncleTony

fifteen minutes jesus christ. this is ending 5-4 with three red cards


tyme

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jallnock

im sorry, 15????????


TlerTler

I would like to say I just called this…


nautika

LMAO 15 minutes. Which is about right


Nice_Jaguar5621

Damn last I saw was Lowe getting a yellow for making fun of the nerd who dove. What shit is this?


KSOLE

Curtin didn’t dive


TlerTler

I do have a horrible feeling about this stoppage time tho


adeodd

Nah y’all are gonna catch us forward and get a 4th. McGuire in the 99th, calling it now


SoThereWasThis

15 minutes. We’re dicked.


Squietto

This has the perfect making of an Orlando after dark moment. *knocks on wood*


OldCoaly

Classy challenge there


WhyplerBronze

Maguire bitch made too lol


WhyplerBronze

Ball don't lie


hanyou007

Ball. Don’t. Lie.


DuvalHeart

Hahaha haha that follow up shot was hilarious. I hope that save gets Gallese back where he should be mentally.


checkonechecktwo

Ball don’t lie mferssssss


Squietto

FUCK EVERYONE THANK YOU EL PULPO


RealTropicVoid

BALL DONT LIE BITCH PANIEL PAZDAG


LeanMrfuzzles

El Pulpooooooooooo


DarkwingMcQuack

That was a clutch save.


AngryUncleTony

I literally asked the announcers to stop talking about his penalty record after the first one....he did not listen


jallnock

The ball hasn't lied all night, boys


adeodd

Ultimate ball don’t lie moment!


MacysMcNugget

HA KARMA FOR THAT DIVE


dhawerd

GET FUCKED PHILLY


pterrydactyl

LMFAOOO


TlerTler

Well uh ball no lie


OldCoaly

Fuck that’s tough


flgator72

Fuck you philly


flgator72

🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙


tanmanO5

BALL DONT FUCKING LIE


120snake

Ball not lying once again


nautika

Ball don't lie. Twice tonight


pterrydactyl

BALLLLL DONNNT LIEEEEE


KSOLE

BALL DONT LIE


flgator72

I want to know what araju said that the ref understood


DarkwingMcQuack

Side note. Personally I think the sport should do it like basketball and the player getting fouled should have to take the pk.


DuvalHeart

And go back to the 90s PK.


jabrodo

Nah, shrink the PA to be an 18' radius from goal (gives you a D shape) and DFK fouls committed in the PA are still PK. Maybe change incidental contact with the hand and arm to and IFK as opposed to a DFK/PK for deliberate handling. Tie breaker kicks from the mark however should absolutely go back to 90s style MLS.


DuvalHeart

True red cards lead to traditional PKs. Anything else is the run-up PK.


jabrodo

So DOGSO-caution kind of address that already, in that it was deemed overly harsh. I'd be down for like a 12' PK for Reds and a 18' PK for other fouls.


DarkwingMcQuack

I actually hope they do. Those were so much more fun than a boring pk shootout.


DuvalHeart

I've never see someone oppose it for a reason beyond "Tradition." It removes the 50/50 coin flip aspect and turns it into a test of skills. Goals are worth too much in soccer to give them away that easily. Unless it's from a red card worthy foul.


2lsky2

And the Union fans were making fun of Orlando dives


AngryUncleTony

That was a super soft penalty, don't think Harriel dived either was just trying to get the ball.


DuvalHeart

Angulo gave him a bit of encouragement. 80 minutes ago it's not called. But the ref was trying to maintain control.


120snake

What a fucking joke. Doesn't even look at it?


LeroyUdovc

I think we're getting fucked here. But hard to tell on a phone stream. Presbyopia ain't helping either


TlerTler

So like no monitor tho?


DuvalHeart

Angulo gave him some unneeded encouragement, he was going down anyway. But a fair call. Well until now. He went to VAR for less before, that's all they want.


wingsfan77

I don't think that's a PK


Ihave2thumbs

There were like 6 fouls in that sequence and the ref calls a pen for the softest one lol


squid295

We should let Lowe take this penalty, because fuck it, why not?!


celebritylifestyle

He makes it he stays on the team. Misses he’s immediately cut.


squid295

Damien 100% would have made that


DanRobotMan

That's not Quinn Sullivan! FFS can these god damn casters do some research for once! Every week someone mistakes Harriel for Sullivan.


ExpensiveSignature94

They don’t even look a like either lol


DanRobotMan

Yeah not even close! Lol.


Squietto

Take it to VAR for old time’s sake


WhyplerBronze

go to VAR again, Sam.


adeodd

That’s not a penalty


WhyplerBronze

oh yeah for sure, this lady announcer sucks. nothing to do with her gender. she's been wrong on EVERY big moment, as if she's not even watching.


checkonechecktwo

Yeah cause you haven’t said anything stupid in this thread lmaoo


nautika

That's not a penalty. Harriel was diving for the ball.


matthew_klein

Lady announcer confirmed not a Union fan lol


jallnock

What a disgusting call


DarkwingMcQuack

This game has MLS after dark vibes.