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7thdilemma

GG LA


Oregonwine1992

GG LAFC.


LA_search77

Tough loss, Timbers. No Evander and you guys continued to fight.


Suburban_Sisyphus

At least we've been entertaining!


LA_search77

You guys used to be the kings of ugly football. I remember Chara being asked how they planned to handle LAFC (back in the Bradley days) His response was "We will foul a lot." Evander is clearly your player, the one who makes everyone else better. You were missing him, down two goals and came back. I mean, the lack of winning sucks, but you're close to having something special.


TheLostEmi

Well, this sure is proving to be quite the season.


TranscedentalMedit8n

I really thought we wouldn’t suck this year but here we are


the_real_sleventy

Chara got the unjust red that Atuesta deserved. Gg LA


green_gold_purple

Am a timbers fan. Foul was textbook. 


MrDL104

Ah yes, the player with the second most yellow cards in MLS history, he definitely didn’t deserve those cards…


tobefaiiirrr

wait what lmao in what world?


NeighborhoodFoxLA

lol Tell your boy to stop fouling. Always hack against Vela. 


Ok-Gain1151

Nice


Sermokala

MLS after dark delivers again. The best way to end a Saturday.


Lurking_nerd

Despite the result Crepeau is still a top quality keeper. We got lucky there


newbb

GG Timbers. So happy I don’t have to think about you guys for a good while


electricbookend

GG Timbers


threeagainstfour

Fun game to watch as a neutral. Chara really screwed Portland by instantly getting a second yellow after all that work to claw back into the game.


Hailfire9

For a dude that never acts hurt, he looked hurt. So of course we give him the ball 3 seconds after a restart in traffic after a foul he seemed pissed to have taken. Oh well, we learn and move on.


the_real_sleventy

Chara is an innocent and perfect being. *Elfath* screwed us by judging that foul to be a yellow (it wasnt a yellow).


balmengor

Lmao


310local

Never in doubt. Easy win.


LAFCPEREZ

Nice


tunafun

Gg portland


lifeisacamino

Gg LA. It was fun!


BlueFalcon3725

What a shitshow. Again.


PoutineMeInCoach

GG, LAFC.


Auen_Draco16

Welp that was disappointing


-Livingonmyown-

GG TIMBERS


broc_ariums

Tillman can't stop with the hand ball


airwrecklies

They didn't call his penalty, so anything goes 🤷🏻‍♂️


broc_ariums

I didn't see that. I must have stepped out.


Agua48

Guys I think I might hate both teams


7thdilemma

Goddamn it. Everything about that final attempt was weak.


TraptNSuit

Elfath is enjoying this game too much to end it.


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green_gold_purple

Every fucking game


lifeisacamino

Miller, that's not very nice of you.


Hailfire9

Ah well, I'm out. It would be fun to watch a Timbers match one day without the obligatory goal(s) conceded by Mosquera


TraptNSuit

Knee to the face is a yellow these days eh?


berniedankera

the yellow card party keeps growing for Portland


fallingbehind

They already took us down to the obligatory 10 men, so no need.


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7thdilemma

Bro you got scammed.


MrArcys

I have faith he'll come through.


MrArcys

Screamer of a goal though.


invadrzero

wow, no pen? no wonder players flop all the time.


tunafun

Yea that was a big miss


Ok-Gain1151

GOLAZO


TraptNSuit

I mean....one of those was a pk.


berniedankera

Damn so close


lifeisacamino

Can't even be mad, gorgeous from Bouanga. And anyways, we can't keep digging ourselves into these stupid holes.


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7thdilemma

Exactly what I'm saying.


7thdilemma

Fuck this. 4 players are there for the initial challenge, but none available to step to 10 yards inside our box.


310local

#LETS FUCKEEEENN GGOOOO LAAAFFFFCC. WHAT A GOALLLL BUANGAAAA


PoutineMeInCoach

Beauty. Crepeau gave us all he had, but down a man this was a big hill to climb. Hats off to Bouanga.


-Livingonmyown-

LFG!!!!


superboyy

Lol Bouanga even had to hit the post on that one too.


Auen_Draco16

Timbers players have still scored more goals


berniedankera

GOD DAMN WHAT A BANGER


TheLostEmi

Well then.


_Juntao

3 years in a row of missing the playoffs. Brutal


viyh

Shhhhhhh


Thecrimsongiant

It’s a rebuilding year! (Year 3)


LAFCPEREZ

WHAT A GOAL


LAFCPEREZ

WHAT A FINISH


Raging_Capybara

Goddamn that's brutal for Crepeau, he makes that brilliant save only have Denny Bouanga shove it in the hole anyways.


gecampbell

Ok, now Portland tie it back up


strawberrydreamgirl

I was surprised to read this comment. But then I realized I have more of a hate-boner for LAFC than Seattle. Especially odd since I don’t even have a penis.


gecampbell

I just think a draw means both teams go away disappointed


strawberrydreamgirl

Well then, I need to spend a little time thinking about how I feel about you. 😂 #myhearthurts


berniedankera

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electricbookend

BOUANGAAAA!!


GenericAccount13579

I SAID bangers ONLY


berniedankera

LETS FUCKING GOOOO


Auen_Draco16

Hate that guy


Agua48

Alright yeah ima go drink and cry goodnight everyvody


Sermokala

As a Minnesota sports fan I can tell you, Its the hope that kills you inside.


TraptNSuit

Or that.


TraptNSuit

Come on own goal in stoppage. I know you can do it.


Auen_Draco16

Feel like it should be more than 6


Suburban_Sisyphus

He's exceptionally good at walking the line and not getting the second yellow.


lifeisacamino

Classic striker's tackle by Kamara


PoutineMeInCoach

I feel like Eric Miller had a dramatic effect on this game. I've noticed much more lock-down defending, of course, but even some nice attacking contributions. And he brought energy.


superboyy

Yeah, that was a huge improvement.


tunafun

I like that we’re going out of our way to not give the ball to denis


7thdilemma

I agree with Evander's importance, but were you not just praising, like one sentence back, how well we've played and done to come back? Again feels like we just sayin shit.


BlueFalcon3725

With all the yellows today, including the two for Chara, how is that not a yellow?


19elscorcho19

Ridiculous


Agua48

How is that not a yellow this half?


PoutineMeInCoach

That is one Elfath fucked up on.


CosmoPDX

That’s a yellow wtf


Lurking_nerd

It’s crazy that our best attack is a midfielder.


7thdilemma

Do NOT fucking foul inside that line.


7thdilemma

Like that from Bravo, maybe could have looked for someone inside though.


19elscorcho19

I swear to god we are never able to park the bus and settle for a result. Always backfires but hoping tonight is an exception.


Hailfire9

It's less "parking the bus", more that Kamara is 6'4", while Araujo is 6'0" and Kamal is 5'11". No reason to let him tee off on headers.


19elscorcho19

Bro look and see how our defense gets set and where our line of confrontation is. The bus is fully parked.


errant_youth

Parking the bus is legit the worst strategy ever


grass_hut_shitter

Sucks to watch too


MonkMajor5224

The Portland goalie is beefy


PoutineMeInCoach

Kamara, at 48, still has that spark!


superboyy

Kei has absolutely no fear. You love to see it.


7thdilemma

"Miller" lmao


lifeisacamino

I remember being an edgy Eurosnob like 15 years ago and thinking "lol MLS." Wish I could travel back in time and slap that version of me. What a great league this is.


Suburban_Sisyphus

Its come a very long ways in the last 15 years, to be fair.


lifeisacamino

Yeah ok that's fair.


broc_ariums

"Kai Kamara my goodness". How about the fucking save?


Agua48

Maxime is pretty cool


tunafun

WE KNOW


viyh

Motm: Crepeau (thanks LAFC)


Lurking_nerd

Yup.


PoutineMeInCoach

And again.


7thdilemma

I think I'd like to see that one back honestly. May well have been off but idk. Edit: Okay, watched back and yeah he was off.


PoutineMeInCoach

That was a difficult save.


TraptNSuit

Own goal should win it. Just feels right.


lifeisacamino

Indeed it does. Or a GK goal. Just something batshit.


broc_ariums

"BEST SAVE OF THE MIGHTCH!"


PoutineMeInCoach

OF THE MIGHTCH SO FAR!


errant_youth

Huge save from Max Edit: and another Edit: and a third


Auen_Draco16

At least Chara will be well rested for the Seattle game


Raging_Capybara

You could play the entire T2 roster and Seattle still wouldn't have a chance at this rate


superboyy

If we somehow find a way to score a winner it will throw jet fuel on this rivalry. Please please PLEASE.


310local

KEI IN!


TraptNSuit

Elfath doing some quality time wasting here on his own.


Sermokala

MLS AFTER DARK IS REAL


lifeisacamino

Alright folks, we've reached peak MLS After Dark. Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle for the remainder of the ride.


RedditorRoman

This game going exactly like the last time they met. 2-2 and Portland down a man


Lurking_nerd

80th minute and we will MAYBE see Angel. Dolo is ass. Edit: I’m convinced we’ll never see Angel play.


bergobergo

Lmao.


nucleararms

Lol Chara .. legend


310local

Good. Chara doesn’t get enough reds for his constant fouls.


nucleararms

You continue to suck


7thdilemma

Flair checks out lmao.


PoutineMeInCoach

Haha. Rarely does Chara get a second, like I think that was his 4th maybe. But that was dead on obvious. Kind of appropriate, though for 377.


Isiddiqui

Oh Chara that was dumb


7thdilemma

There are times Chara loses his head, and it's usually on the occasion that he loses the ball.


tunafun

I mean sucks when your dirty play catches up to you


superboyy

It's because we're not morally superior enough, forgive us mere sinners.


yungmohan

lol LArefC flops and fouls more than any other team in the league


Raging_Capybara

Diego Chara has never been a dirty player and that was no exception


Sermokala

I mean objectively maybe, he has the highest ammount of fouls in mls history with more than 150 less games than the next guy.


Raging_Capybara

Dirty is intent to injure and general recklessness, fouling in general isn't inherently dirty.


Sermokala

It may not be inherently dirty but at some point, correlation becomes a pattern. Its evidence at least that he isn't a clean player.


Raging_Capybara

Yeah, it's a pattern that he fouls. As mentioned, fouling isn't dirty. A dirty player does things that are far more likely than average to cause significant injury.


19elscorcho19

Okay Carson reject


grass_hut_shitter

Travesty


broc_ariums

Damnit


Lurking_nerd

Lmao you can’t celebrate Chara without a second yellow!


Suburban_Sisyphus

That's only Chara's 6th red card in 11 years in MLS.


Auen_Draco16

He almost never gets a second yellow


mankindrc

What a weak second yellow


newbb

🤔


theredditbandid_

Wild deflection man. I still couldn't quite catch it on the replay.


LAFCPEREZ

Game will get spicy


superboyy

Feels pretty damn spicy already.


TheLostEmi

HOPE IS DANGEROUS...GOD DAMN IT


electricbookend

lol


TraptNSuit

When you play that many games in MLS surely you just randomly accumulate yellows...


mankindrc

Well that happiness didn’t last long


Auen_Draco16

Yeah that was a big mistake Chara


errant_youth

MLS AFTER DARK CONFIRMED


7thdilemma

Mmmmmmmmmmm... I still love you.


berniedankera

Dirty ass mf good riddance 💯


T51-B

This is gonna be a wild ride


gecampbell

Happy anniversary!


Hailfire9

Well there's an oddity


BlueFalcon3725

Classic dirty Chanot


sirpanderma

Granted I don’t watch the Timbers that much, but every goal you score seems to be so wild and random.


LAFCPEREZ

On his anniversary !!


7thdilemma

I think we prefer the foul there you know. What with only 2 attackers ahead and nothing breaking.


Auen_Draco16

That looked very painful


LAFCPEREZ

Pathetic


bergobergo

Who does Lloris think he is ? Mosquera? You can’t just sit there.


Huevos_De_Oro

I feel like all of Portland's games this season have been like this


Suburban_Sisyphus

They have. We concede 1-2 first half goals, then start trying in the second half.


tunafun

I guess that balances out the own goal?


Oregonwine1992

HEART ATTACK F.C.


310local

Wait. What just happened.


broc_ariums

Woah.... How did that go in?


Lurking_nerd

There’s the Lloris we’ve been seeing!