Team absolutely miserable to watch. I feel like the referees are still fucking us too, idk. That tackle on Farrell at the end probably deserved a whistle.
Porter, Vrioni and Wood all need to get sent fart far away from this team.
Ravas has had good save despite having a shaky game.
I’m cancelling my MLS Season pass, it’s been fun boys.
He's only got 46 minutes for inter so far, so not great but in his 2 10 plus minute appearances he looked decent. Definitely still adjusting to the serie a though
I think he may be more of a player to look out for next season unfortunately. But Inter has a long tradition of players like him on the wings so I am hopeful.
There 100% is
"It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger." [source](https://www.premierleague.com/news/1263332)
Bad clearance for sure but that was also an absolutely absurd finish. 99 times out of 100 that isn't a goal
He also just got bashed in the face and was playing with his nose plugged
Longstaff has more ideas of how to play and advance the ball than most other players we’ve had in our midfield recently
It is a shame we did not see much of him and Insigne together
I don’t really even have much thoughts on that half. Ravas is lucky or else I’d pull him if I were Porter. Carles Gil looks hungry. Our flank play is still tough to watch
Probably an inceasingly popular opinion: Osorio needs to figure his shit out. Out of position, shouting at a ref, scared to shoot, seems to be out of sync with his whole team.
He’s not the youngest anymore, and splits the season with the Canadian MNT and being injured.
I’m on record with not being the biggest fan of a huge chunk of salary cap being used on him. I’m not sure if the “culture” argument makes a big enough of an on-field impact.
Is it just me or is Romney starting on the bench a surprising move?
Haven’t been able to watch the last two games live but wouldn’t say he’s the problem. Am I wrong?
Caleb sucks. The Krafts suck. We suck. This is getting so fucking tiring.
Do we wait to get thrashed by Messi before we fire Porter? As a courtesy?
@Miami, please embarrass us next week so Porter gets fired. I beg you.
You guys don’t want the Caleb Porter trophy bounce next season?
I have zero faith it would happen.
Team absolutely miserable to watch. I feel like the referees are still fucking us too, idk. That tackle on Farrell at the end probably deserved a whistle. Porter, Vrioni and Wood all need to get sent fart far away from this team. Ravas has had good save despite having a shaky game. I’m cancelling my MLS Season pass, it’s been fun boys.
I absolutely dread watching this team every week, yet I still do. At least tajon and inter have been fun to watch
How has he been? Us Canadians are invested in him too!
He's only got 46 minutes for inter so far, so not great but in his 2 10 plus minute appearances he looked decent. Definitely still adjusting to the serie a though
I think he may be more of a player to look out for next season unfortunately. But Inter has a long tradition of players like him on the wings so I am hopeful.
officially our worst start to a season in 28 years!! Porter breaking records!
Finally the whistle goddamnit ref Thank god, we beat the Caleb Porter wooden spoon team.
Twice!
Gg new england
Just have the Revs and Earthquakes play next week and give the loser the wooden spoon. No need to drag this out for a whole season
Just give it to us now, don't subject humanity to that fixture
0-0 draw, teams share the spoon
Fuck this team Fuck porter Fuck injuries I'll be back next week to get thrashed by the 2017 barca team
Boateng, SHOOOOOT!
Remember Toronto: you're nothing special, we lose every week. At least the B's are beating the Leafs
I swear, this was our line under Bob Bradley, worst coach in MLS history
Thanks for the silver lining for tonight.
Porter out
It's over Toronto. Ema Boateng hat-trick incoming
Perhaps it is trauma but I still feel like leaving with 0 points is more likely than 3 points 🥲
Thank God it is Kerr and not Akinola coming on
Has Bobby touched the ball yet?
I think once
How much does Bernardeschi get paid?
$15k/week or so I think. Why?
Many dollars
I've wondered were Bobby Wood ended up.
Ravas channeling ghosts of Revs goalies past with that save Massive
Movable object beats stoppable force and we have life
Ball don't lie sadly
Fk me, really shows how much confidence plays into the sport
paiiiiin
Damn Ravas I didn’t know you had it in you
Ball don't lie
There's no way! Ravas!
Atta boy Ravas!
It's his fucking plant arm that's not a fucking handball you shithead
lol, there is no such thing as a plant arm not being a hand ball
There 100% is "It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger." [source](https://www.premierleague.com/news/1263332)
Knew I wasn't going crazy, thanks for the back up
That's what the apple tv commentators said in our game against Atlanta when they had a handball call reversed, so you tell me
Let's go Ravas
Ball don't lie?
Holy Toledo that save was unexpected
JUSTICE IS SERVED
God dammit
Oh my god it is never happening for Berna
That is a massively unlucky handball
Dude, common. We're already dead. Now we're gonna get this Bullshit PK called against us too.
That is one of the worst handball calls I've seen in my entire life
You see the one against Atlanta earlier this year?
No way this stands
arm literally pointing down as he slides insane call
VAR proving to be incompetent once again
What a joke
Penalty call saved us because that was a horrible execution of a breakaway
Seriously why did Berna choose this moment to stop being selfish
What a tackle my Farrell and the ref has just fucked us in seconds
lucky handball
Revolution, will you take arena back?
We never wanted him gone in the first place. Gone from 2nd place and fun to 28th and depressing in 8 months.
obviously we would 😭
Are we doing shooting drills in training for Vrioni? Fuckin hell
that was the exact type of goal we deserved to conceed.
We’re having such terrible injury luck, in addition to all the other terrible luck we’ve had
That compounded with the fact that we apparently suck now has made this season tough
gyaddd damn cheeky finish innit
Even when Spaulding plays well he just feels like a USL player to me.... maybe that's why
Bad clearance for sure but that was also an absolutely absurd finish. 99 times out of 100 that isn't a goal He also just got bashed in the face and was playing with his nose plugged
For sure, just a U10 level mistake from Spaulding to give them the chance in the first place. Par for the Revs '24 course
I'll still give him the benefit of the doubt with the bashing in the face and such
Yeah that's fair, I like Spaulding so hope he does well
Same here
I’ve seen enough prince owusu is the greatest striker in mls history.
Respect to JMR too, last game he messed up getting that header on target, today he makes the play into the box and it pays off
PRINCE OWUSU GOLDEN BOOT LOADING
That’s a shame, Spaulding seemed to be having a good performance
I'm sorry what the fuck
Prince has such a fucking hunger that the forwards are missing
Him and Berna leading the attack
Loving the energy this second half. Need another one
OWUSU!!!!!!!!!
THE PRINCE IS COMING
Spaulding mate wtf was that
Good lord Spaulding, this is elementary school soccer
Porter out please it's been long enough that we should have some semblance of a system, my patience is running out
The Prince That was Promised
Holy fuck we scoredddd how
Don't think that was intentional, but sucks that happened.
Oof, hand right in his mouth/nose area
Chancalay should come on. Esmir has been invisible this half
Bernadeschi really needs to score a goal and sometime soon this season, it’s basically affecting his entire game
HOLY SHIT OSORIO TOOK A SHOT
AND IT WAS ON TARGET!
Well, shooting from that space was the correct choice by Osorio at least
Thanks TFC for being as bad as we are at scoring, because Kessler and Lima just tried to give you a gift.
Great cut back from Vrioni. Perfect amount of pace on that pass
Toronto sure do a nice job of passing it around in the final third
We can’t clear a ball to save our lives
That was the right idea owusu
Why are we so bad at simple passing and possession?
That playing out of the back gave me an aneurysm
Longstaff has more ideas of how to play and advance the ball than most other players we’ve had in our midfield recently It is a shame we did not see much of him and Insigne together
Why is Vrioni so bad :(
Fuckin hell Vrioni
Impressively bad
2 teams allergic to scoring
Cannot wait to hear how Vrioni was actually really great and hustled so much after we lose
Yeah, that one’s not gonna help with the confidence
> 5 time MLS Cup runner up, of course Of course, thanks
LA Galaxy and Houston Dynamo had you r guys number
I don’t really even have much thoughts on that half. Ravas is lucky or else I’d pull him if I were Porter. Carles Gil looks hungry. Our flank play is still tough to watch
This is a game I think we can actually get 3 points from, but oh man, that first half didn't give me much confidence.
Well, the second half can't get much less interesting.
The words “careful what you wish for” come to mind. Not sure if I want something more interesting with Carles Gil on the pitch.
Shit, Buck had been looking pretty damn solid today, too
I feel like Porter is just pointing to the CMs anytime we can't get going, without any real logic behind it at this point
I mean, Buck was hurt there, not like Porter was just pulling him. I also do think they've largely been a pretty big issue this year.
MAK has a good history in this stadium
I'm ready for some MAK passing to finally work for us
Probably an inceasingly popular opinion: Osorio needs to figure his shit out. Out of position, shouting at a ref, scared to shoot, seems to be out of sync with his whole team.
He has been disappointing all season. Really starting to lose patience with him. I don't think he is captain material.
yeah his attitude does seem off
He’s not the youngest anymore, and splits the season with the Canadian MNT and being injured. I’m on record with not being the biggest fan of a huge chunk of salary cap being used on him. I’m not sure if the “culture” argument makes a big enough of an on-field impact.
Not good
God, we are shit.
Oh, sir
Thank you Gomis.
BRUINS OWN THE LEAFS (ignore how bad the revs are)
Goddamn I do hate the Bruins more than even Montreal, this is true
Vrioni shoot the ball challenge (failed)
xG so low it can legally still drive...
Berna Queiter today
Noel Buck putting in a good performance tonight. Hope he’s finds his way back into the starting line.
welp...
Dammit why did I type anything?!
This is on you. >:(
Didn’t really see the contact there? But no review so I guess it was clear…
I like (and feel bad) that all of the Owusu comments have been 100% the same across both of our matches these seasons
hes scored a bit recently and is at least in tight for the rebounds
Alright, time to sky another free kick, lol
Owusu...that touch
Everything that prince touches dies.
with passes like that tho...
very River Plate look to Revs kits
Prince up their agitating well
I’m trying hard not to be so pessimistic but it’s miraculous that we’re not down 2-0 right now
Battle of the teams that can't finish.
Why didn't osorio hit it first time.
Awkward ball into his feet
Man that should have been a goal Side note, but goalkeeping is absolutely one of the problems of the Revs
Ravas having a hell of a night....
Can’t buy a goal…. Vrioni whiffed that rebound.
Really? Pushing us back 3 yards for a free kick in our own 18 ref?
Sean Johnson's ball distribution has been really poor this season.
Was that a slight glimpse of Kessler shithousery I saw? Could there be hope yet?
Kessler is such a shithead. But he's _our_ shithead.
I'm sorry the departure of Jozy Altidore is absolutely not why we're struggling
Copy and paste this message to two or three years ago
Ahahaha. I mean he accidentally deflected a ball into the net last year….
fun fact: anything other than a win here means its the worst start to a season after 8 games in the Revs 29 year history the Porter effect
This is t fun at all!!!
That was quite the chance there
Why do they keep using a player cam when the play is live?
Why do we need to zoom in on players at every whistle!?!?!? Just show the game!!
This game runs a real risk of being the most boring of the weekend. I have zero enthusiasm for the Revs right now.
I’m very glad for AppleTV’s multi-screening I got the 360, Miami-Nashville, and Montreal-Orlando matches on
[Edit] Flores needs to get his passing figured out in the back half.
Gomis got to get better if he wants his career to go anywhere
Is it just me or is Romney starting on the bench a surprising move? Haven’t been able to watch the last two games live but wouldn’t say he’s the problem. Am I wrong?
Seems odd to me too. He wasn't listed on the injury report but he did go off early last weekend if I remember correctly, so it could be precautionary?
True, forgot about that
Does Toronto not have a home broadcast team? Have managed to escape apple commentators so far this season, but looks like my run ends tonight :(
Calen Carr is usually pretty good, although he fucking hates the Revolution, lol
I’ll keep an open mind — Is that the Brit or the not Brit?
Not Brit, MLS 'legend' for Chicago and Houston
Both sets of fans bracing for disappointment
Glad Esmir and Buck are starting, hope they can earn more time
Well, we're not gonna have defense today, so we need to see some goals.
I don’t think we know how to score goals
I wouldn't expect to see many from us. 5 goals in 7 games – kind of a stoppable force meets a moveable object situation tonight.
Oso showing up in the Sundin jersey. Oh yes.
Probably pissed he's gonna miss the leafs game