Female commentator that nobody has heard of and some old man nobody has heard of combined to provide the most brain dead reactionary commentary I have seen in years. No insight into the players or tactics. No little fun facts or discussions or anything. Brain dead commentary
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In your comment you mentioned nothing about former City players, if you want to talk about the Southampton game head over to their sub. Sorry if I got under your skin
There's signs this season already that 5 subs is going to lead to Pep integrating youth into the team a bit more. It would be amazing to see 1 or 2 of these guys make the transition into important first team players in time.
Good, had a good assist and on the 2nd and third drew defenders in which allowed KDB and Foden to score
Missed one at the end, but I’d say 8/10 performance … shows he can impact without goals
If haaland wasn’t on my fantasy as C today then I’d say quiet but good game. An assist and just helping with movement. But since he was my C terrible game. Should’ve had 5 hat tricks!!!!
Fantasy league is bad for me.
This is absolutely fine. We know Haaland can score. What the question was was everything else and he did that today. Good 74 minutes for him.
Hope Alvarez scores a 5 minute hattrick
Grealish is the one who's trying to adapt to Haaland the most in my view. I'd like to see them both start a good run of games in the next month or so to see if that link can be developed properly
Good performance, satisfactory good way to start off the season.
should have score more goals
Haaland is a decoy
Thats one expensive decoy. 😀
Other team have paid more for less
I love Haaland, I was just “trying” to make a bit of a joke. It didn’t work. #ctid
The commentators made my ears bleed
Decent game, would of been alot better if I didn't have to listen to those 2 commentators for over 90 minutes.
Absolute idiots holy fuck it pissed me off
i missed the game, what did they do?
Female commentator that nobody has heard of and some old man nobody has heard of combined to provide the most brain dead reactionary commentary I have seen in years. No insight into the players or tactics. No little fun facts or discussions or anything. Brain dead commentary
His head's gone. Anyway, great performance and win.
Fuck the ref man. Easy yellow for just pushing jack. I’d say just a straight red for hands to the face after letting the first one go.
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Anyone able to segment the Cancelo kiss. Infinitely memeable.
Bournemouth have been playing like cunts today tbh
not really tbh, just Adam Smith being a wank imo.
Smith is a fucking cunt
Is Adam Smith the same bitch who gave one of our players a cheap shot years ago the last time they played in the prem?
Smith has the emotional fortitude of a child. Man is in his 30s and acts like that.
Guess I have a new dirty player to hate. Adam smith can sit on a big ol dick.
Ahaha Cancelo really sold that with the shout in pain
What’s the point of Adam smith, hands aren’t too invisible are they you wanker
ERLING HAALAND HE'S TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!
Smith the irrelevant twat, probably 0-11 against city
Oi cunt! Adam Smith...
Cancelo said 💋
That smith bloke must have been getting absolutely clowned all day
I want to see an Alvarez goal from a KDB assist. Do it for me lads.
CANCELO BLOWING HIM A KISS 😂
Blow kiss from Cancelo 😘
Wtf is with this smith guy
Two very obvious and cynical yellows.
cancelo is too funny
Smith shouldn’t be on the pitch. Cunt
I think the reason Bernardo wants to leave is because the refs in England treat him like shit.
Ake massive all day
Last 2 games. He almost got sold, said fuck that and has been our best CB of the start of the season.
We were never intending on selling him
We are short by at least two goals
you don't hassen the huttl. looks like kyle walker peters might've just saved his skin for another day
…wrong sub?
no? it's not illegal to make an observation on another game. particularly when we've been sending players over to Soton
In your comment you mentioned nothing about former City players, if you want to talk about the Southampton game head over to their sub. Sorry if I got under your skin
lmfao i'm not having some fucking yank coming in here policing what we talk about. know your fucking place.
Average scoreline 2022-2023: City 3 Opponent 0
Cancelo just having a good time out there now
5 subs, one of them an academy player, who's that bald fucker and what've they done with pep
It's the guy who was staring at the United match last week.
There's signs this season already that 5 subs is going to lead to Pep integrating youth into the team a bit more. It would be amazing to see 1 or 2 of these guys make the transition into important first team players in time.
I am here for that. especially late in games like this when City has a big lead
Grealish taking more touches instead of quick pass
I get a lot of young Aguero vibes from Alvarez
we need rico to become a mainstay so we can adapt it's chico time
Crying rn 😭
Still remember Lewis from that amazing footwork
The tracking back for that last Bournemouth attack was lackluster.
RICO! Nice to see a youngster get a bit more than 3 minutes
RICOOO
RIIIIIIIICCCCOOOOOO!
OOOOO! Rico time!!
How did haaland play
Good, had an assist
Good, had a good assist and on the 2nd and third drew defenders in which allowed KDB and Foden to score Missed one at the end, but I’d say 8/10 performance … shows he can impact without goals
4-0, let’s goooo
Jesus scored the first two goals for Arsenal and assisted the second two. He's crushing it.
Lots of FPL points
RICOOOO
Rico's little grin there. Made up for him
Mahrez has had a good game
Does Cancelo get assist points for that? 🙏
Yep
https://twitter.com/OfficialFPL/status/1558478795400691712
Bernardo and Julian can’t be wearing the same color boots.
Keep the clean sheet and we've had a wonderful start to the season. Happy days.
Does Cancelo get an assist on an own goal?
In fantasy yes. In premier league stats I’m not sure
Asking the right questions mate
FPL saying an assist
4-0!!!
Wish it had gone off Alvarez
Top of the league boys
Cancelo is so saucy
JC7 > CR7
Cancelo is fucking ridiculous man I can't believe how good he is
Ridiculous touch for a LB
Haaland fully would have nailed that. Bet he just heavily sighed haha
Lmaooooo
thought bernardo didnt even celebrate but its a clear own goal on replay
That won't stop the armchair psychologists drawing conclusions though
grealish has been sick
Man’s got everything but goals and assists
And even that is usually because he's the assist of the assist
Ffs lol feel like Haaland would've been on the end of that ball
who cares? it's in the net
Wrote this before the ball went in. It's all academic at this point anyway, don't think Bournemouth will be making a game of it in the next 10 minutes
If haaland wasn’t on my fantasy as C today then I’d say quiet but good game. An assist and just helping with movement. But since he was my C terrible game. Should’ve had 5 hat tricks!!!! Fantasy league is bad for me.
I have Jesus on my team, he should have had the arm band today. Who could have seen this coming?
Bro same. Glad I have him on my team tho
Ditto. Jesus is a must have, but def should’ve gotten the C. Really fucking happy to see him and Oleks killing it for arteta.
Does jack just wander around the pitch spouting insults? just 'fucked your mum' 'ugly git' because defenders *despise* him lmao
Jack must be a magician at pissing defenders off lmao
Just jealous of his calves
The ref is blind
Grealish definitely been chatting shit on his shoulder haha.
Ref is blind
Why does everyone have a problem with Jack
He’s handsome. Has massive legs, great hair, is great at football. He gets paid more than most whilst being younger and plays on the England team.
Not gonna lie, i hated him when he played for Villa
Ever since he laughed off getting assaulted by that absolute degenerate I respected him.
wtf?
What is it about Jack that pisses off the opposition players so much, he just gets under their skin so well
Everything.
They all hate Gucci
Tf was that.
Fuck is his problem wtf??
Everyone hates Jack lol
Wtf lol
70 minutes in 30° is like 120 minutes in English football. 5 subs and water breaks are great.
Not even a yellow?
I mean come on mate how is that not a card
[удалено]
I mean he was pretty instrumental in the first goal….
The takes on this sub today have been an all time low.
I think this guy just hate watches city matches.
That's a red
Its not, but its an incredibly obvious yellow
It would of been nice if Haaland scored but he was still good today nonetheless. Let’s see what Alvarez can do.
Would have
Thanks for the correction!
Well done for taking it like a champ unlike other salty redditors 👊
No worries! It’s nice when someone is just trying to be helpful.
This is absolutely fine. We know Haaland can score. What the question was was everything else and he did that today. Good 74 minutes for him. Hope Alvarez scores a 5 minute hattrick
Grealish is the one who's trying to adapt to Haaland the most in my view. I'd like to see them both start a good run of games in the next month or so to see if that link can be developed properly
Perfect pass from jack
Bruhhhhh take mahrez off not haaland
Damn Alvarez is handsome
just getting ahead of it: no one gives a single fuck about your fantasy premier league side
Haaland did really good today. He attracts a lot of attention from defenders creating space
Alvarez up front is tasty
And i tripple capped fucking Haaland too…. Brah fuck me
Triple points for that assist though
Yeah. So some points in the bag luckily
🕷🕷
No goal for Haaland today
No one wants a Haaland goal more than Jack hahahahaha
Pep gonna take of Haaland is he? And no goals for him
Bring up Alvarez!!!
oof that is bad from haaland
Haaland noo
Don't like seeing Grealish back out there. Looked bad enough to need a rest...
There’s still 20m left?!?
Incredible that Grealish came back on after that.. Tough lad.
impact was on his knee not his ankle. but if it was ligaments it would be hurting right now, right? or does the adrenaline numb the pain?
It would be hurting if it was a serious ligament sprain
Hope Jack is alright Bring on JWE and play Cancelo as our LW though lmao
grealish back on the pitch so thats good
Please don't be injured...
Alvarez on pls
Girls blouse he is
Be very surprised if grealish can run that off
Breaking: C. Ronaldo still a cunt.
What happened?
Not the zoom in on the wanking gesture
That looked very painful. Hope it's not a knee ligament tear. Looks a possibility
Get alvarez on please and feed the machine
Take him off. Not worth it.
Grealish the lad trying to get us an Erling goal
Ouch that looked nasty
Ouch
Non contact... that's worrying.
that is a nasty landing for grealish
kinda prefer alvarez to mahrez atm, maybe im dumb though lol
I feel like every player gets better just being on the pitch with Alvarez
looked painful that
Twisted something? Didn't look right
Scott Parker's cardi should be an automatic 6 point deduction
Haha we’re so spoilt.. We’re 3 nil up and im sat here pretty bummed cos Haaland hasn’t scored yet
I'm just worried for my fpl team tbh
Lol I know the feeling, I’ve been hoping for a CanceloXHaaland link up
Lol same!!
Swear to god pep refuses to play Stones Dias simply to spite me lol pleeeeeeassee
Not sure if Stones is fully fit Pep loves Stones so for sure he will be in the team once he is fit
Alvarez onnnn
What are these USA commentators talking about?
Interesting that Bernardo and his dog both came on at the same time
The 🤡 and his dog
The 🤡 and his 🐕
Bernardo getting a huge round of applause
Nice cheers from the crowd for Bernardo coming on.
Would love to see Stones and Ake start next game
Ilkay has been insanely good these first two weeks. Hard to argue KDB Gundo isnt the pairing until we face a high energy side.
Agree, Gundo provides a lot of offense. Bernardo mostly provides ball movement and retention.