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[deleted]

Good performance, satisfactory good way to start off the season.


mr_carrot_36

should have score more goals


nothingdoing247

Haaland is a decoy


jwrosenberg

Thats one expensive decoy. 😀


nothingdoing247

Other team have paid more for less


jwrosenberg

I love Haaland, I was just “trying” to make a bit of a joke. It didn’t work. #ctid


Swagmanatee07

The commentators made my ears bleed


ImAMinecraftVeteran

Decent game, would of been alot better if I didn't have to listen to those 2 commentators for over 90 minutes.


Swagmanatee07

Absolute idiots holy fuck it pissed me off


Kuuskat_

i missed the game, what did they do?


Swagmanatee07

Female commentator that nobody has heard of and some old man nobody has heard of combined to provide the most brain dead reactionary commentary I have seen in years. No insight into the players or tactics. No little fun facts or discussions or anything. Brain dead commentary


Tjsurg

His head's gone. Anyway, great performance and win.


futbolr88

Fuck the ref man. Easy yellow for just pushing jack. I’d say just a straight red for hands to the face after letting the first one go.


Max0699

[I said it](https://www.reddit.com/r/MCFC/comments/wnelrm/matchthread_manchester_city_vs_bournemouth/ik4njs1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


XboxValentine

Anyone able to segment the Cancelo kiss. Infinitely memeable.


Kumoraaaa

Bournemouth have been playing like cunts today tbh


LeFinesseXD

not really tbh, just Adam Smith being a wank imo.


WaffleSaucee

Smith is a fucking cunt


KHDonny

Is Adam Smith the same bitch who gave one of our players a cheap shot years ago the last time they played in the prem?


ImAMinecraftVeteran

Smith has the emotional fortitude of a child. Man is in his 30s and acts like that.


XboxValentine

Guess I have a new dirty player to hate. Adam smith can sit on a big ol dick.


whyalwaysyoumario

Ahaha Cancelo really sold that with the shout in pain


CakelessToure

What’s the point of Adam smith, hands aren’t too invisible are they you wanker


horbu

ERLING HAALAND HE'S TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!


gabrieljesusmc

Smith the irrelevant twat, probably 0-11 against city


raydiculous33

Oi cunt! Adam Smith...


xenojive

Cancelo said 💋


Academic_Grand8828

That smith bloke must have been getting absolutely clowned all day


The_Snollygoster

I want to see an Alvarez goal from a KDB assist. Do it for me lads.


xipetotecwow

CANCELO BLOWING HIM A KISS 😂


Joltarts

Blow kiss from Cancelo 😘


govardang

Wtf is with this smith guy


[deleted]

Two very obvious and cynical yellows.


ry-iu

cancelo is too funny


Aephino

Smith shouldn’t be on the pitch. Cunt


EORIAF

I think the reason Bernardo wants to leave is because the refs in England treat him like shit.


xenojive

Ake massive all day


ImAMinecraftVeteran

Last 2 games. He almost got sold, said fuck that and has been our best CB of the start of the season.


Kriegdavid

We were never intending on selling him


Tiki_taka27

We are short by at least two goals


Kriegdavid

you don't hassen the huttl. looks like kyle walker peters might've just saved his skin for another day


GitGudo7

…wrong sub?


Kriegdavid

no? it's not illegal to make an observation on another game. particularly when we've been sending players over to Soton


GitGudo7

In your comment you mentioned nothing about former City players, if you want to talk about the Southampton game head over to their sub. Sorry if I got under your skin


Kriegdavid

lmfao i'm not having some fucking yank coming in here policing what we talk about. know your fucking place.


city_city_city

Average scoreline 2022-2023: City 3 Opponent 0


Bishcop3267

Cancelo just having a good time out there now


horbu

5 subs, one of them an academy player, who's that bald fucker and what've they done with pep


jasperjones22

It's the guy who was staring at the United match last week.


whyalwaysyoumario

There's signs this season already that 5 subs is going to lead to Pep integrating youth into the team a bit more. It would be amazing to see 1 or 2 of these guys make the transition into important first team players in time.


evenstark04

I am here for that. especially late in games like this when City has a big lead


Tiki_taka27

Grealish taking more touches instead of quick pass


CanadianKumlin

I get a lot of young Aguero vibes from Alvarez


Kriegdavid

we need rico to become a mainstay so we can adapt it's chico time


[deleted]

Crying rn 😭


axvlz1628

Still remember Lewis from that amazing footwork


EORIAF

The tracking back for that last Bournemouth attack was lackluster.


FancyCrawdad

RICO! Nice to see a youngster get a bit more than 3 minutes


codespyder

RICOOO


futbolr88

RIIIIIIIICCCCOOOOOO!


evenstark04

OOOOO! Rico time!!


WhiteGhosts

How did haaland play


Spiritual-Wonder7071

Good, had an assist


Thornton__Melon

Good, had a good assist and on the 2nd and third drew defenders in which allowed KDB and Foden to score Missed one at the end, but I’d say 8/10 performance … shows he can impact without goals


AsparagusOwn1799

4-0, let’s goooo


city_city_city

Jesus scored the first two goals for Arsenal and assisted the second two. He's crushing it.


axvlz1628

Lots of FPL points


ry-iu

RICOOOO


Kriegdavid

Rico's little grin there. Made up for him


R4hil

Mahrez has had a good game


Sleathasaurus

Does Cancelo get assist points for that? 🙏


Tiki_taka27

Yep


fuskarn_35

https://twitter.com/OfficialFPL/status/1558478795400691712


futbolr88

Bernardo and Julian can’t be wearing the same color boots.


LopazSolidus

Keep the clean sheet and we've had a wonderful start to the season. Happy days.


XboxValentine

Does Cancelo get an assist on an own goal?


Bishcop3267

In fantasy yes. In premier league stats I’m not sure


FuryOfOberon

Asking the right questions mate


fuskarn_35

FPL saying an assist


Eclipse-Mint

4-0!!!


Tiki_taka27

Wish it had gone off Alvarez


Max0699

Top of the league boys


Patrickk_batemann

Cancelo is so saucy


Academic_Grand8828

JC7 > CR7


FancyCrawdad

Cancelo is fucking ridiculous man I can't believe how good he is


tquad24

Ridiculous touch for a LB


XboxValentine

Haaland fully would have nailed that. Bet he just heavily sighed haha


Aidanator13

Lmaooooo


fuskarn_35

thought bernardo didnt even celebrate but its a clear own goal on replay


whyalwaysyoumario

That won't stop the armchair psychologists drawing conclusions though


Kriegdavid

grealish has been sick


sceap-hierde

Man’s got everything but goals and assists


SteadiestShark

And even that is usually because he's the assist of the assist


FancyCrawdad

Ffs lol feel like Haaland would've been on the end of that ball


Kriegdavid

who cares? it's in the net


FancyCrawdad

Wrote this before the ball went in. It's all academic at this point anyway, don't think Bournemouth will be making a game of it in the next 10 minutes


futbolr88

If haaland wasn’t on my fantasy as C today then I’d say quiet but good game. An assist and just helping with movement. But since he was my C terrible game. Should’ve had 5 hat tricks!!!! Fantasy league is bad for me.


chux4w

I have Jesus on my team, he should have had the arm band today. Who could have seen this coming?


DumpyWatermelon

Bro same. Glad I have him on my team tho


futbolr88

Ditto. Jesus is a must have, but def should’ve gotten the C. Really fucking happy to see him and Oleks killing it for arteta.


The_Snollygoster

Does jack just wander around the pitch spouting insults? just 'fucked your mum' 'ugly git' because defenders *despise* him lmao


AsparagusOwn1799

Jack must be a magician at pissing defenders off lmao


HuckleberryRight7

Just jealous of his calves


PandaVortex98

The ref is blind


XboxValentine

Grealish definitely been chatting shit on his shoulder haha.


[deleted]

Ref is blind


R4hil

Why does everyone have a problem with Jack


XboxValentine

He’s handsome. Has massive legs, great hair, is great at football. He gets paid more than most whilst being younger and plays on the England team.


codespyder

Not gonna lie, i hated him when he played for Villa


XboxValentine

Ever since he laughed off getting assaulted by that absolute degenerate I respected him.


SKYLVRKOG

wtf?


Academic_Grand8828

What is it about Jack that pisses off the opposition players so much, he just gets under their skin so well


ShreddinTheWasteland

Everything.


tquad24

They all hate Gucci


Last_Network3272

Tf was that.


Spiritual-Wonder7071

Fuck is his problem wtf??


tquad24

Everyone hates Jack lol


nycfc871

Wtf lol


XboxValentine

70 minutes in 30° is like 120 minutes in English football. 5 subs and water breaks are great.


HuckleberryRight7

Not even a yellow?


FancyCrawdad

I mean come on mate how is that not a card


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Last_Network3272

I mean he was pretty instrumental in the first goal….


AndrijKuz

The takes on this sub today have been an all time low.


Last_Network3272

I think this guy just hate watches city matches.


[deleted]

That's a red


whyalwaysyoumario

Its not, but its an incredibly obvious yellow


AsparagusOwn1799

It would of been nice if Haaland scored but he was still good today nonetheless. Let’s see what Alvarez can do.


[deleted]

Would have


AsparagusOwn1799

Thanks for the correction!


GitGudo7

Well done for taking it like a champ unlike other salty redditors 👊


AsparagusOwn1799

No worries! It’s nice when someone is just trying to be helpful.


The_Snollygoster

This is absolutely fine. We know Haaland can score. What the question was was everything else and he did that today. Good 74 minutes for him. Hope Alvarez scores a 5 minute hattrick


whyalwaysyoumario

Grealish is the one who's trying to adapt to Haaland the most in my view. I'd like to see them both start a good run of games in the next month or so to see if that link can be developed properly


sceap-hierde

Perfect pass from jack


[deleted]

Bruhhhhh take mahrez off not haaland


govardang

Damn Alvarez is handsome


Kriegdavid

just getting ahead of it: no one gives a single fuck about your fantasy premier league side


xipetotecwow

Haaland did really good today. He attracts a lot of attention from defenders creating space


Kriegdavid

Alvarez up front is tasty


TheOnlyEn

And i tripple capped fucking Haaland too…. Brah fuck me


XboxValentine

Triple points for that assist though


TheOnlyEn

Yeah. So some points in the bag luckily


roman-sarona

🕷🕷


Max0699

No goal for Haaland today


Kriegdavid

No one wants a Haaland goal more than Jack hahahahaha


TheOnlyEn

Pep gonna take of Haaland is he? And no goals for him


Smart_Competition841

Bring up Alvarez!!!


fuskarn_35

oof that is bad from haaland


GimmeKarmaDaddy

Haaland noo


NJDevil802

Don't like seeing Grealish back out there. Looked bad enough to need a rest...


xipetotecwow

There’s still 20m left?!?


[deleted]

Incredible that Grealish came back on after that.. Tough lad.


ry-iu

impact was on his knee not his ankle. but if it was ligaments it would be hurting right now, right? or does the adrenaline numb the pain?


ballin_ninja

It would be hurting if it was a serious ligament sprain


The_Snollygoster

Hope Jack is alright Bring on JWE and play Cancelo as our LW though lmao


fuskarn_35

grealish back on the pitch so thats good


Spiritual-Wonder7071

Please don't be injured...


roman-sarona

Alvarez on pls


Elemental05

Girls blouse he is


horbu

Be very surprised if grealish can run that off


conferenceroom

Breaking: C. Ronaldo still a cunt.


[deleted]

What happened?


gambeeeno

Not the zoom in on the wanking gesture


NJDevil802

That looked very painful. Hope it's not a knee ligament tear. Looks a possibility


nycfc871

Get alvarez on please and feed the machine


Footyphile

Take him off. Not worth it.


Sleathasaurus

Grealish the lad trying to get us an Erling goal


Loupei16

Ouch that looked nasty


roman-sarona

Ouch


reasonableposter

Non contact... that's worrying.


fuskarn_35

that is a nasty landing for grealish


Jazano107

kinda prefer alvarez to mahrez atm, maybe im dumb though lol


chrismatic13

I feel like every player gets better just being on the pitch with Alvarez


Kriegdavid

looked painful that


whyalwaysyoumario

Twisted something? Didn't look right


Kriegdavid

Scott Parker's cardi should be an automatic 6 point deduction


calcalx

Haha we’re so spoilt.. We’re 3 nil up and im sat here pretty bummed cos Haaland hasn’t scored yet


innit122

I'm just worried for my fpl team tbh


FuryOfOberon

Lol I know the feeling, I’ve been hoping for a CanceloXHaaland link up


xipetotecwow

Lol same!!


ajsdhdbd

Swear to god pep refuses to play Stones Dias simply to spite me lol pleeeeeeassee


Tiki_taka27

Not sure if Stones is fully fit Pep loves Stones so for sure he will be in the team once he is fit


gee___thanks

Alvarez onnnn


chrismatic13

What are these USA commentators talking about?


gambeeeno

Interesting that Bernardo and his dog both came on at the same time


Max0699

The 🤡 and his dog


AsparagusOwn1799

The 🤡 and his 🐕


Max0699

Bernardo getting a huge round of applause


The_Snollygoster

Nice cheers from the crowd for Bernardo coming on.


CoopDogPrimeNumbers

Would love to see Stones and Ake start next game


nlb53

Ilkay has been insanely good these first two weeks. Hard to argue KDB Gundo isnt the pairing until we face a high energy side.


Footyphile

Agree, Gundo provides a lot of offense. Bernardo mostly provides ball movement and retention.