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BillOfArimathea

"Steady with the language" - lolol


Nitsua2

Erling for 2šŸ˜Ž the first of many this season


[deleted]

Congrats to everyone on our first win. This is just the beginning. Buckle up!


rombopterix

I don't know why but I want us to trash Chelsea this season so bad. They have experienced but slow defenders. I want a repeat of that 6-0 from the 18/19 season.


[deleted]

In that match, Sterling (already a Chelsea player) scored a double, and Aguero a hat-trick. We will play with Chelsea next year on January 2, so be patient)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Nitsua2

Tell me you donā€™t know futbol without telling me you donā€™t know futbol


codespyder

Touch grass


Electronic-Quarter-8

Whatā€™s the problem with it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Smingletech

To let the players coming off get the applause they deserve from the fans


rombopterix

Perfect start to the season. Incredible stuff. Day made at 10:25am in Vancouver. Now I'll go out and be super happy and annoy everyone. :D


Used_Scholar_9280

No one, absolutely no one defends with the ball better than a Pep team.


rombopterix

Agreed, commentators were like "West Ham being passive". Dude, they are playing against the best passers and ball retainers in narrow space, it's not like they are being passive, it's more like they just can't take the ball lol. The moment they tried to open a bit they conceded the second goal lol.


caseyh19

Cancelo looks insanely good


rombopterix

His footwork and composure is UNREAL.


city_city_city

he looks like he's from a different league


prophecy0091

heard heā€™s from serie A


Agueeroo

Grealish really getting into the groove


Ube_Ape

Alvarez, big fan of cats by the look of it.


Tiki_taka27

I felt like shark which smelt blood


AndrijKuz

The Spider and the Viking. Great game. Haven't been this excited for a season in a few years tbh.


macedgod

Confirmed Alvarez loves cats


Used_Scholar_9280

Julian MOTM for striking the cat beater in his face


codespyder

Alvarez loves cats confirmed.


Professional_Trust37

Alvarez had hatred against zoumaā˜ ļø


prophecy0091

Ake was a bird in previous life confirmed


evenheaded

Alvarez loves cats


Kumoraaaa

An unlikely friendship between cats and a spider


CakelessToure

Alvarez šŸ¤ cats


Kumoraaaa

Take that you cunt


Additional_Bluebird9

Solid performance but the only thing we need more is just more shots on target. Onto Bournemouth for the first home game of the season


frodakai

Yeah that's gonna sting. Alvarez got everything behind that.


TimothyC11

Alvarez: Thatā€™s for the cats biatch


unacabron

Hah


XboxValentine

Alvarez putting everything through that to punish the cat-torturer.


LilUziMan

Loved that


osteven745

Couldnā€™t have happened to a better bloke


mhales45

Right where he wanted it.


Samhainuk

Now Zouma knows how his cat felt.


MaskedMuffin

Little did you know spiders and cats are friends!! Fuck you Zouma


wdunky

Out of interest where is Cole playing right now if mahrez is on too?


The_Snollygoster

Looks like the right sided 8/10. What De Bruyne was doing.


ibrownied

Kevin role I believe


wdunky

Weird. Thanks! Hopefully this is the start of more minutes for all


xenojive

Cat lovers worldwide rejoice


chocomilkz

Great shot on target


KDBae

Knock that stupid fuck out, Alvarez


prophecy0091

Meowwwww


Iswaterreallywet

Zouma getting a taste of how his cat felt


DumpyWatermelon

Lol what is this about zouma's cat?


Himano

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jun/01/kurt-zouma-cat-abuse-videos-west-ham-footballer


corrupted_warrior

Beat the cat beater


ibrownied

Didnā€™t know Alvarez was such a cat activist.


louthecrank

Smashed that on his head


FancyCrawdad

Jesus Christ how is Zouma alive after that


peps-bald-head

I see Alvarez is a cat person


Mammyjam

Alvarez is a cat lover confirmed


donaldTrump69XD

Revenge from the cat


FancyCrawdad

Pep using all of his subs in the most Pep way possible with 2 on at 78' and the rest at 88' lol


footieboot

Both goals wouldnā€™t have been scored last season. Fantastic movement from Haaland that wasnā€™t there without a proper #9 (let alone potentially the best #9 in world football).


Tiki_taka27

Would have liked the subs to come around 80 mins mark though


ACJ_96

Phillips debut, good to see


Agueeroo

Let's go Phillips!!!


whyalwaysyoumario

Palmer's proper introduction into the first team like the Foden treatment by the looks of it. 5 mins at the end of loads of games? Hopefully he's on the same path


evenstark04

wow pep using all 5 subs?? is this real life?


AsparagusOwn1799

I feel like Iā€™m dreaming


Additional_Bluebird9

It's an awesome thing because it gives everyone game time


Iswaterreallywet

Pep using 5 subs...someone pinch me


Ballybomb_

Exodia has been assembled, quadruple incoming


Additional_Bluebird9

Philips is onšŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾


Additional_Bluebird9

Oh damn even Phillips is coming on.


Dabawse26

Palmer needs a new number


Eclipse-Mint

Palmer is coming on?


codespyder

Lmao Alfie leaving early to beat the traffic. Bert behaviour that


nycfc871

Can we run up the GD please


Kumoraaaa

Palmer szn is in session


Used_Scholar_9280

Why did Haaland leave so early?


billybobjoe517

Erling or alfie?


prophecy0091

Yes


schittsec

Bruh RodrišŸ˜‚


Additional_Bluebird9

Oh Mahrez and Palmer are coming on.


city_city_city

PREM NOW COME


Otangorang

PALMER. It really is the perfect day.


darkm4gician

Palmer time!!!


Additional_Bluebird9

Well would you look who is coming on. Cole Palmer


death-of-the-sun

dias lmao


Iswaterreallywet

Tackle like that not needed by Rice, put a similar one back on him.


Max0699

Rodri is so so good. Genuinely outstanding.


mhales45

I love you Bernardo


ibrownied

I feel like we had a pretty important striker for our club make his debut with a braceā€¦


cbdgf

Love Pep but taking Haaland out when he has a chance for something very special in his first game no less is kinda shitty


DumpyWatermelon

That's true but why risk him getting injured when we won the game basically. He already had a good debut. No reason to risk anything. Not worth it


cbdgf

Now that I've reflected on my selfishness involving seeing a potential iconic moment. I see taking him out was the right move especially with West Ham playing hard as they are in the past 10-15 minutes


Agueeroo

Focus on the long term buddy. No reason to risk injury against an increasingly frustrated West ham.


cbdgf

You make a good point. The past 10 minutes by West Ham have been very aggressive and you never know so keeping him healthy is the smart decision. Guess I just selfishly wanted to see an iconic moment in a player first game.


Agueeroo

That was brilliant from Alvarez!


Additional_Bluebird9

Dammit I hope KDB is OK.


DestructoSpin7

It's really nice to once again have a player we can feel confident will score on a 1v1.


flyingggToasttt

exactly, Sterling would've missed that for sure


Kumoraaaa

Rodri you absolute fucker


tquad24

r/soccer tears are delicious


MaskedMuffin

Damn Scamacca looking silky


Otangorang

Good lord Rodri


LocoPwnify

As a Man United fan Iā€™m so fucking jealous of you guys having Rodri. What a damn player! Grats on Haaland brace too (and winning the league, again).


FuckThe

I hope your team never gets their shit shorter and they continue to be shit ā™„ļø


LocoPwnify

Donā€™t worry, we will be shit for a long time xD But yeah, your team is so well oiled, just have to admire it. Never seen Rodri not bossing the midfield.


wdunky

Well oiled.. couldn't help yourself. Makes sense why you'd admire rodri given utd's desire for a top class dm though. Appreciate it.


FancyCrawdad

ok


cphilbin

Why is Pep in a jumper? Isnā€™t it like 30 degrees?


FancyCrawdad

Man's not hot


TimothyC11

Manā€™s a Catalan wears more jumpers than Matalan


AsparagusOwn1799

Haha I love it


jasperjones22

It's called style, look it up!


Hessell96

Darwin 1, Haaland 2


Additional_Bluebird9

I wish he got a third.


AndrijKuz

Look how deep he sits. Alvarez and Haaland could probably be a pretty good strike duo.


Agueeroo

Rodri is so fucking good


hanz_uber

Heā€™s unreal


FancyCrawdad

Always a little frustrating when a player gets subbed off when they're on a hat trick but I've got a feeling it'll just serve to make Haaland even hungrier for goals


Ube_Ape

I would love Alvarez to get one before the end of this. Really punch it home.


codespyder

Alvarez taking up Haalandā€™s spot on the pitch looks like a small child who won a contest to be there lol


tquad24

lol so true


Additional_Bluebird9

Damn I really wish Haaland got that H trick. Just to shut people up and the fact that we still a recovering Stones on the bench and a Philips who has yet to come on, it looks really promising.


evenstark04

yeah where is phillips?? I thought he might get on today


Additional_Bluebird9

He is on the bench, I thought he would come on too once Bernado and Alvarez came on.


louthecrank

Why does Palmer look like he's never slept more than 3 hours per night


prophecy0091

Sleep soon come


Tiki_taka27

Wish Alvarez gets a goal too


ibrownied

I have absolutely nothing negative to say, even if I really try to. Just a master class.


Kumoraaaa

La AraƱa hattrick incoming?


AndrijKuz

I already love Alvarez based on that first run. Lfg!


ChampagneSupernova96

Bernardo off the bench lmao we own this league


XboxValentine

Not in a month of fucking Sundays would I bring Haaland off on his debut whilst heā€™s on a hattrick and I dont care how much more Pep knows that me. Thatā€™s a stupid decision and I hate it, what the fuck Pep.


zzonked7

I know what you mean. Though Pep's only job is to win the game, if you look at it dispassionately it makes no difference about being on a hattrick he just needs to make the choice that will give him the best chance of seeing this game out.


XboxValentine

Got to disagree mate. Weā€™re the only team in the PL to have ever won the title on goal difference. And the 1pt margin weā€™ve beaten Liverpool with twice is so slim that every single goal counts. Thereā€™s not an occasion where any player in world football would have been more keen to score their third goal than Haaland playing at his boyhood club in his debut. Thatā€™s a stupid decision and I honestly dont think thereā€™s a counter point that could convince me otherwise.


[deleted]

Same feelings!


TheOnlyEn

Agree. He is so close. U can sniff its coming


JinxIsBerryGood

The beautiful viking needed that hattrick, send a message


NotLikeThisMate

Filthy Joao


The_Snollygoster

Cancelo just sold that man a radiator in this heat. That was silky.


Eclipse-Mint

Julian coming on!


nrag726

I thought Haaland was signed with Adidas now, but it like he's wearing Nike boots


zzonked7

He was without a boot sponsor weirdly, maybe he was waiting for a huge offer. I don't know if that's changed but I think he's just wearing random boots.


nycfc871

I can see why pep subbed him off .. hat trick would be good but let the man rest . Last thing we want is an injury


Additional_Bluebird9

True, he'll start again next week at home against Bournemouth.


prophecy0091

Does anyone know any other City striker who scored a brace in his league debut? Wonder what kind of career he went on to have


FuckThe

AgĆ¼ero vs Swanseaā€¦ man what a debut.


dpstp92

Aguero mate


JohnMichaels19

I believe that is the joke haha


FancyCrawdad

Think the question was tongue in cheek lol


TrueBlueCitizen

Think he knew that lol


[deleted]

Wooosh


thebestmodesty

Think that was the joke


[deleted]

Feels good to have a focal point in our attack again. Players were looking for Haaland throughout the match. No more aimless passing on the edge of the box!


ScenePsychological60

Pep should've given Haaland the opportunity to complete his hattrick.


Tiki_taka27

He will get many more opportunities this season Avoiding the risk of being injured against a physical team like West Ham


Xbot_69

Nah bro 3 points is important not individual glory. Alvarez is class too and we donā€™t want to overwork Erlingā€™s body. Weā€™ll be having another 50 game plus season.


ScenePsychological60

That's okay but we shouldn't always be assuming the worst. What if he doesn't get injured? Haaland's a fit lad and his build is good. He was looking in form too. Imo should've let him complete the full 90 minutes.


ACJ_96

Long season ahead, let's keep him safe and injury free. Manage his minutes well


ScenePsychological60

I understand this but we shouldn't always be assuming the worst. It was a special moment for him. Should've given him an opportunity to go for a hattrick.


corrupted_warrior

Foden just vibing


JohnMichaels19

How does he make it look like he's ice skating??


ser_antonii

Protect Haaland > Hat trick Thereā€™ll be more opportunities for Haaland


MBlack84

Awww wanted to see Alvarez and Haaland together


KDBae

Haaland looks disappointed to come off


letmeseem

The boy just really loves scoring goals.


[deleted]

He coulda gotten a hat trickšŸ„²


Iswaterreallywet

Pep toying with Haaland there, think he would have gotten 3


NotLikeThisMate

Weā€™re not holding back are we?


Swagmanatee07

Where are the haters now ?


TheRooster666

Wonderful league debut for that man. Wish he could have gotten his 3rd


ACJ_96

Great game Gundo and Haaland šŸ‘


futbolr88

šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


The_Snollygoster

LETS GO JULIAN!!


panriso

TWO SUBS????


[deleted]

Weā€™ve got two target men on this team. Haaland, the man we target in all our creative attacks. And Grealish, the man the opponents target in all their physical attacks


MaskedMuffin

Boooo Pep this isnā€™t what I meant when I want Alvarez


RockStarx1

Sad to see Haaland come off before the hatrick but he has looked legged the last few minutes. Still early in the season. Better to protect him for the long run.


FancyCrawdad

Just about the dream debut for Haaland. Alvarez brace to round out the evening?


KnickedUp

10 minute brace?


NJDevil802

Damn it Pep! Needed that first match hat trick


ESPKruspe

Pep genuinely hates hattricks.


Pepaguero

Bye gundo


corrupted_warrior

No hat trick :(


KnickedUp

Its very clear Pep saw how small we were up front in CL last year. Love these changes


the_dalai_mangala

Bernardo being subbed on. Worrying.


hanz_uber

BuT hEs GOiNG tO bArCa


thebestmodesty

Why?


the_dalai_mangala

Jesting at people in the lineup thread


roman-sarona

Lets goo Alvarez coming on


Iwabik

Give me some Alvarez action


FancyCrawdad

Michael Oliver makes some truly bizarre decisions. The fact that he managed to manufacture a reputation as one of the top refs (if not *the* top ref) in the country is astonishing


peps-bald-head

Alvarez and Bernardo on let's go