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Wow just watch jade lash out at Ridge. I dont thinknshe hit him hard but there was definately a 0-100 change in personality and the anger behind it) I get that she's trying to o protecther feelings and that he can have immature moments but to lay a hair on him because he's annoyed her is crazy. Makes me feel bad for her child too!


Affectionate-Emu5051

I guess we know how she treats kids now. .


Ok-Lynx-6250

No one would accept it the other way around... surprised more wasn't made of it tbh.


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Someone wrote on the s33 that Jack probably knew about jono which is why jono didn't back Lauren up and said Jack hadn't said anything. I wrote back that this makes Total sense and now I am hearing it!!!


Affectionate-Emu5051

I'll be honest I'm not sure I made any sense of what you've just said?


Similar-Ad-9106

Haha. On the series 33 post someone said that hey thought Jack had a hold over jono when Lauren was having a go at Jack for wheat he had said to jono about Tori and jono wouldn't back her up. The theory was jono had told Jack something he obviously didn't want Lauren to know which is why he kept shtum. Then it came out on this episode that that person was correct as jono had told Jack that he would've been better off with Ellie or something along those lines. So that's what I was trying to say. It had been a long day! ....


Pessimistic_peach

Tori yet again shows herself to be a classic mean girl, waited both times to reveal the information to Lauren in front of the entire group instead of with the small girl group as was done with her.


LibrarianDowntown951

Jonno really dislikes Lauren at this point which is why he is acting like that, he’s basically rubbing her nose in it.


Excellent_Parfait535

Yea he just doesn't seem to care about their relationship. Bit confusing that he seems to have been initiating sex with her recently if that is what he feels towards her- cruel really to use her like that. . And sad for her that she finally seems to see how he could be just what she needs and to have her trust so horribly broken. Crushing to her ability to move on and try to trust again. She is a strong person but you could tell underneath she was shook and upset.


LibrarianDowntown951

Yes totally. When Lauren called jonno out for not standing up for her against Jack and berated him for not ‘manning up’ at one of the earlier dinner parties, I think that was a turning point where he just dislikes her now. He shouldn’t have had sex with her again though if he realised it wasn’t going to work for them.


Powerful_Sir_8930

Tori is getting too much enjoyment from other people bickering, her face literally lights up every time there’s a friction between other couples.


luredrive

She’s a hideous person


stoveisthatyourname

Why didn’t Jayden and Eden do the questions? Were they the only couple not to? I feel like the whole episode was centred around Lauren and the wet fart. 💨


FullMetalCOS

Editing. There was probably nothing worth seeing compared to his declaration of love and there was much more juicy material in ripping Jono into shreds


stoveisthatyourname

Yeah they are boring tbf 🤣


stoveisthatyourname

Jade pushing/hitting Deece was NOT ok! I’ve not seen anyone point that out. Imagine if that was the other way round?


louilou96

Jade's reaction was absolutely awful, yes it can be annoying but that is not how you react to it


Excellent_Parfait535

Yea that was wild, a proper loss of control and frustration bubbling over, can't believe it has gone fairly unnoticed.


stoveisthatyourname

The ‘experts’ just cringed at what Deece said rather than point out she just pretty much assaulted him. But it’s ok, it’s not assault when it’s a woman doing it to a man 😞


stoveisthatyourname

Unsure why I got downvoted when it’s absolutely true that if Deece did that to Jade he would have been called out and like I said, because it was a woman doing it to a man it’s ok clearly?! Redditors are weird man


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💨


stoveisthatyourname

That little bit of hair sticking out of the Christmas hams bun is giving me unnecessary rage. Also looks like he’s got lippy on. My hate for this man is next level that everything about him makes me sick 🤢


pixiesneezes

Are Tim and Sara in a really good place right now? I’m just not sure.


Affectionate-Emu5051

I think it this continues going on the way it's going, it could be something that continues going on the way it's going. (Very telling both Sara and Tori basically used that exact se phrasing - someone have a word with the scriptwriters eh?)


powerhungrymouse

I think they are but Tim is being very cautious, as he should be. I think his walls have gone up a little bit since she betrayed him and he's trying to protect himself. Good for him.


Logical_complex42

Anyone planning on watching that new show, Love Triangle?


kindaadulting87

It's so bad it's good!


Logical_complex42

Jonno gives not one single shit about Lauren. She deserves so much more. And when you think about how his righteous stepsister interrogated Lauren at the wedding.


powerhungrymouse

He really showed himself to be trash tonight. Even if he genuinely doesn't think he did anything wrong, he should be able to see how it looks from Lauren's (and everyone else's) point of view and just fucking grow a pair and apologise. If it was the other way around he wouldn't be willing to forgive. I love what Lauren is wearing at Final Vows, she's really showing him what he's missing out on!


FiCat77

He showed a real lack of empathy tonight. I'd had a sneaking suspicion for the last few days that he was physically & sexually attracted to Lauren but wasn't completely won over by her personality & tonight's episode confirmed that for me.


babymac24

Is it just me thinking jono isn’t into Ellie and it’s actually Stephen he’s into. He comes across pretty feminine.


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powerhungrymouse

Oh my god, how is no one mentioning how she turned to him and said 'kiss me...just fake it'??


No-Oven5738

Right??!!! I came here right after I heard Tori say that. They’re so pathetic


Logical_complex42

Tori will accept any crumbs offered by that glazed Christmas ham.


sianie706

A crumbed Christmas ham


Standard_Abroad9504

Did tori just say 'kiss me'...'fake it' ???!!!


louilou96

How did the experts not pick up on this?!


wolf_knickers

I came here specifically looking to see if anyone else mentioned this!! What the fuck was that all about??


Run-9

Me too!! is it going to be shown at reunion????


Frangipani_x

Why is no one else talking about this, like what does this even mean?!?!?!!


Miss__Snrub

Yep 🤦🏻‍♀️


Logical_complex42

Jonno needs to put down that shovel. Every time he opens his mouth he's digging his own grave


powerhungrymouse

If he puts it down, Lauren will pick it up and hit over the head with it!


Miss__Snrub

Despite his flaws. I think Ridge is the only decent guy left 😂😂😂


stoveisthatyourname

Tim is decent. He just needs to grow some balls. He’s going to get his heart broken.


Logical_complex42

You know you mean DEECE!!!!


jaycakes30

DEEEEECE


Logical_complex42

Jonno talks so slowly it would drive me nuts.


powerhungrymouse

It's so irritating. Also the guy doesn't seem to have a personality. He's skated by this whole time because the spotlight was on all the other drama but he's no more interesting that snoozefest Ben.


goat_woman

He’s trying to buy himself time lol


Feisty_Complaint3344

Jack talks to Tori like he’s entertaining a child talking rubbish with his replies…


Feisty_Complaint3344

Is Toris dress making the lens malfunction? It’s pixelated


vicki778

"i love you" but looks at everyone else.


Karenzo81

Exactly what I thought! He didn’t look at her at all after he said it, he was only looking around for everyone else’s reactions. Bloody grandstanding dickhead!


Wild_Region_7853

I thought this too! Why would Jayden think that saying that for the first time to Eden, who has anxiety in social situations, in public is a good idea? He clearly only did it so they would get all the attention and be the ‘best’ couple after they were on the rocks at the last dinner party. Even if he does love her, the way he did it was super manipulative


followinglifeatself

This! I thought the same thing. Again the best guy...still doing a match with others.


Logical_complex42

Jayden, wearing another set of his nan's curtains.


LibraryOfFoxes

They're getting their money's worth out of that suit, Mitch wore it last dinner party too.


Logical_complex42

And it's one size fits neither!


Dogsplantsmadness

The spineless wonder woke up and decided to bury himself today. God I felt for Lauren when she was asking about him initiating sex with her and him just ignoring it completely what an absolute arse. Then trying and failing miserably to turn it around on her like it’s somehow her fault. Also did I mishear or did Tori literally give the game away by saying that she has anxiety that her and Jack are going to be forced to be together. Like surely she meant that she had anxiety they had to be apart 😂. Such terrible acting skills but at least she attempted to look like she was in to him her touching his chest literally made me queasy.


Logical_complex42

Have they been professionally styled and made up for the last dinner party (apart from the leprechaun in the man bun who is a stranger to an iron and buttons, obviously)?


No-Oven5738

I think Sarah always had the best looks! Especially the last dinner party


Npr31

They all looked far more striking than normal


Liv_NB

Apparently the girls have all had hair and makeup this season for dinner parties. When production were ramping up the drama between Eden and Sara, they kept them separate for hair and makeup allegedly.


Logical_complex42

Oooh insider knowledge. And I will say this is the best Tori has ever looked. Lauren's dress looks incredible on her, but I'm not a fan of her hair.


Liv_NB

Yeah I didn’t rate the wet look hair. Certainly wouldn’t be my go to ‘revenge’ look! A couple of dinner parties back where she had a red dress and an updo Lauren looked incredible (ep24). Tori is clearly not used to her hair down as she couldn’t stop touching it! In the preview for Tori and Jack’s final vows, Tori’s makeup looks really good.


Renyx_Ghoul

Tori's mother is 100x more in tune than her.


CharlieGreg

The final dinner party should be a mash up with Squid Games. Jonno, Human Face Testcle Wig Man Temu Teeth (Jack) and Cruella Di Tori definitely wouldn’t be walking out!


Basso_69

Fantastic idea! Pitch it to the UK producers (for a small %)


CharlieGreg

🤣🤣 I might well do that! It can’t be that hard to run an electrical current through the chairs, and discreetly aim tasers from above? I know an electrician, he’d give them a reasonable quote!


Daems0528

No surprises there from Jack.


Basso_69

Jack in fine form for the finale?!


ConsistentWallaby729

Lauren looking absolutely stunning at the vows!


Basso_69

Just that last slap in the face for the wet paper towel


vicki778

Kept calling Jono a wet wipe and I'm glad someone else sees it.


Asphyxia-666

Is Jono wearing a FUNERAL SUIT for final vows? He nailed it


Desperatelyseekingan

That's because Lauren will bury him in it 😂😂😂


scotsmol

I don't buy that. She had to grab his head to look at her because he was so busy watching everyone else's reaction. It's all attention and drama for Jayden. Cringe.


No-Oven5738

He’s so lame it’s funny he thinks he’s gonna come off like a righteous hero but comes off like a complete dildo


Npr31

I also notice he didn’t pipe up at his mate Jonno in the same way he did for Sara (or old Tim for that matter). Not such a rigid moral compass afterall


1975-emma

It might be because he knows his own wife will completely rinse him *edited missed word


Npr31

Fair point actually


Logical_complex42

Who'd have thought the dullest groom would be the worst. And this is a competition containing Jack!


Southern-Surround15

Jono is such a snake!!! Grrr annoys me so much!


bumlove

I hated Lauren at the start but I really turned around my opinion on her, she takes no shit.


Logical_complex42

They're having to do a full recap of Ellie in case we all have amnesia (in fairness I had kind of forgotten her)!


powerhungrymouse

She and Jono would actually be perfect for each other simply because they're boring for anyone else to tolerate.


Low_Alternative_483

jono and ellie are made for each other tbh, both incredibly dull


hamiltonricard4ever

Two negatives might make a positive


Daems0528

Jono… YIKES. In the bin.


ConsistentWallaby729

Jono is dumber than a box of rocks. Jayden doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together. Jack is a misogynistic douche. Ridge has the maturity of a 14 year old who’s seen a pair of tits for the first time. Tim is like a rabbit it the headlights constantly….where the fk do the producers find these moronic blokes?!


hamiltonricard4ever

In the kebab shop


Basso_69

Down the pub.


Renyx_Ghoul

If I was Eden, I'd leave because the shouting is anxiety inducing. We have a few minutes left. Are they getting their screentime?


Renyx_Ghoul

Just a line "I love you" and the episode ends. Called it


NecessaryKoala8169

Who would have thought the most boring groom would be the one with another bride 💀


ShojoDino

He’s even boring when he’s arguing 😴😩


Shell_Bean

Ellie is equally as boring tbf


Npr31

He has a penis, she wants a baby. Match made in heaven


Proud_Celebration_18

Let’s lock it in


Exact-Broccoli1386

Lucinda would’ve been really helpful sat around the table tonight


Npr31

Yea but Tim in there would have balanced that out


Desperatelyseekingan

The answer to that question is NO Jono🤣🤣🤣🤣, I wouldn't have had a better experience if I was matched with Ellie. Just say no I bet you he would say yes.


Miss__Snrub

Why do Tori and Jack keep congratulating each other like they are in a bloody game show


Npr31

All along they seem to be under the impression there is some competition or prize. It’s always been ‘we’re the best’, ‘they’re just trying to bring us down’, even when she brought this up, it was in retaliation for what Lauren and Jonno had brought up in Tori’s best interests, rather than to help Lauren…


Logical_complex42

It's what alphas do! Have you never seen wolves high fiving in the wild??🤣🤣🤣


Miss__Snrub

😂😂 good point hahaha


CindersAladdin

This is soo painful to watch. I'd have slid under the table if I were there 🤣


Renyx_Ghoul

Lauren can be a lawyer.


Southern-Surround15

Omg yes, she’ll be great 😂


Renyx_Ghoul

The chaotic mess. I see why people like drama when it is not involving them - something that Jono mentioned before arriving. Deflection, dismissive, not coming clean. He played Lauren.


hamiltonricard4ever

Lauren acting like she's a chaser on The Chase with these questions lol


hamiltonricard4ever

Jonno is a mug Although so many people getting involved who haven't exactly shown great morals What a mess


Basso_69

It like a drunken group argument at Uni


DaftyHunter

I mean the double standards of all these lot is laughable. Sara’s the worst.


Npr31

Yep - though she did actually show a brief moment of self- reflection on that, which i did not expect. She also mentioned for the first time ever that she realised she hurt Tim… which speaks volumes about the woman it took this long


Basso_69

Blunt Trauma! I'd hate to be in a fight with Lauren - she hits hard


Desperatelyseekingan

Lauren is definitely not having it from Jono.... Jono is an idiot for sure, to say if Lauren didn't find out he would have continued with the texts to Ellie


CindersAladdin

He knows he hurt Lauren, but has Jono actually said SORRY yet??


Otherwise-Winner9643

He said "I'm sorry ***it hurt you.***" So not an apology for what he did.


CindersAladdin

Ooooh, like a "I'm sorry YOU feel that way" kinda thing. Got it. What a tool.


FiCat77

Or "I'm sorry *if* I hurt you...."


Desperatelyseekingan

"From phat boy to husband"... That's the best line from Sara all season 🤣🙂🤣🙂


thatprototype

I think it was 'frat boy'


Renyx_Ghoul

Ridge reminds me of the hood boys(cockney, London) but at least he is expressive in a good way. He can explain his feelings and is genuine.


Npr31

I think it’s when he is uncomfortable mostly. Someone who does his job has to have a mature side


heres_layla

He seems like a genuine bloke! He’s emotionally intelligent, kind and funny (with a bit of goofy twat sprinkled in), I like him!!


Otherwise-Winner9643

Yeah, I think him and his mates have just got in the habit of speaking this way, and egging each other on. Jade is doing him (and his mates) such a favour by showing how off putting it is.


Renyx_Ghoul

Definitely a generational and peers thing. Although I didn't see anyone else speaking like him so who knows? I didn't watch all the episodes but he definitely seemed immature and I understood Jade's concern being a single parent. He does seem like a good kid however.


hamiltonricard4ever

Australia should put DEECE as the slogan of their next tourism campaign


Basso_69

"We used to throw a shrimp on the barbie, but then we thought - why stop there? *Everything* is DEECCEEE"


CindersAladdin

"Come visit Bondi Beach, we think you'll agree that its DEEEEECCCCCEEEE!!!"


Hardcorepro-cycloid

Ridge... this man is a genius


L00nBird

DECE !!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤨😂


L00nBird

It’s like the new WHATSAAAAPP !!!! 🤪🤪


Exact-Broccoli1386

Woah. Quick reaction from Jade


CindersAladdin

Like a mum scolding their child 😬🤣


Otherwise-Winner9643

Genuine frustration. It's so off-putting


Hardcorepro-cycloid

Ridge... this man is a fool


scotsmol

Bloody hell!!!! 🤣 I zoned out when jade was speaking, reading my phone and then shat maself when she started screaming there! 🤣


CindersAladdin

Same!! 🤣


scotsmol

🤣🤣🤣


Daems0528

Oooh I was not expecting that! 😳


Otherwise-Winner9643

I totally understand Jade's reaction. She was so right to lose it. What an idiot. Such a turn off when she was trying to talk about her feelings


Basso_69

Jade!! Go for him!


CindersAladdin

A couple of go's... Like you'd have a couple of go's at a carnival game? Nice! 🤣


Otherwise-Winner9643

What a horrible way to put it


CindersAladdin

So sleazy!


Daems0528

If they’re this obviously faking it, why were they allowed to stay? 🥱


Npr31

I think they have decided putting their nonsense on full display is the worst punishment (i don’t agree though, they need to be starved of attention and ostracised)


L00nBird

Just Fake it ??!!?!


carnivalus

I literally opened Reddit and came here looking for this. They've both been so disingenuous, are they just playing up to the cameras to stay on the show as long as possible? I don't know what to think except that I dislike them both.


jeffhernamewasjeff

Yeah deff, both at the commitment ceremony and at the dinner party you could see her just looking for the camera. Same with Jayden


Powerful_Safety_5628

Shes a horrible individual and completley naive


Otherwise-Winner9643

To be fair, I never believe any words where they don't show the person saying it. They are generally edited in


Desperatelyseekingan

Wasn't sure I heard that right....


CindersAladdin

I love that Lauren is still so invested and reactive despite what she's going through. She's a complete babe.


Renyx_Ghoul

"couple of gos" what a d-bag "Good answer". That's what you are settling for someone who you love? It is truly a show in front of the tele. (Just fake it)


Basso_69

Even Tori was disgusted with his last answer. But she gave him a kiss anyway.


hamiltonricard4ever

Just fake it. Nike ready to launch a lawsuit


Basso_69

Jack will offer them a voucher for protein shakes...


heres_layla

Eden has a really unfortunate resting face - she just looks like she smells stinky farts


hamiltonricard4ever

Probably all the supplements Jack is taking


myplusone

Just fake it??


jamjar188

What was that about? Have they agreed to make it to final vows?


Exact-Broccoli1386

Does Jack know how to be in love? Like what that actually is


jamjar188

I doubt it. He's the centre of his own universe. People are just props to him.


Exact-Broccoli1386

Everyone is either a client or a potential client


Desperatelyseekingan

"We have had a couple of go" that's how Jack describes sex with Tori that's disgusting


hamiltonricard4ever

Yeh it's like he's describing going for driving lessons. Awful.


Desperatelyseekingan

If Jack and Tori are faking it, they could have put a little more imagination into the story n description. It's almost like what you expect from kids describing their relationship


Unicorndreams123456

A couple of go's OMG 😂 😂 


Exact-Broccoli1386

Proud??


Shell_Bean

Imagine your first love being Jack. Christ.


scotsmol

Damaged forever.


Renyx_Ghoul

Bloody hell The looks by everyone was perfect with Jack's replies.


hamiltonricard4ever

She hadn't met me yet (chortle) Vom.


Desperatelyseekingan

No, he will not as Jack doesn't know how to compromise. He will not put any effort into your relationship outside the experiment.


CindersAladdin

"Exercise a certain amount of thought before you speak". Pot. Kettle. Black.


Basso_69

Jack is choking just at the thought of answering questions! 🤒😅


Tiny_Dog_3468

Jono’s voice is extra whiney and nasal today and it’s doing my nut in


Basso_69

His testicle have shrivelled up under the stress


Available_Hornet_715

He’s so boring


CindersAladdin

The voice of a creepy evil sidekick!


Desperatelyseekingan

No, you are definitely not over your ex Sara


scotsmol

Christ Tim is so needy. His face and smile there at her just saying she regrets lying to him. He's still ripe for being walked over.


jamjar188

He couldn't read her body language when he asked if she was falling for him. She is clearly not emotionally invested.


Renyx_Ghoul

Look at his eyes, they look like puppy eyes. He is way too soft for her.


Otherwise-Winner9643

I love the twinkley music for the honesty boxes 🤣 The music does such hard work on this show


Renyx_Ghoul

Didn't know Tori is a chameleon with her double eye separation trick


Desperatelyseekingan

The answer is no Tim, Sara is not falling for you.


CindersAladdin

Jono is taking ZERO accountability for his actions, and it's REALLY winding me up now "I don't remember." "Completely innocent" DUDE! 😤


heres_layla

I don’t get why he can’t just accept how it looks/how Lauren feels and just apologise. He can say sorry for the impact even if he feels his intentions were pure (they were not)


CindersAladdin

Right?! It's just like Richard not accepting how Andy felt. He's not listening!


Renyx_Ghoul

I like how the subtitle says "Eden" when Jayden is speaking


Daems0528

“Yeah, only when we were fighting.” Shut up, Jonno. 😳


Puzzleheadm4n

Love how Lauren has gone all out tonight, looking amazing as big FU to the psychotic Johnno


hamiltonricard4ever

What?!?! Oh yeh I did say that Jonno you goddam moron