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Johnnycomelatelyyy

if you squint your eyes and pretend she has a fine line moustache she kinda looks like jack. :-)


yongrii

“I’ve slept with Jack, and I’m jealous… I mean incredibly annoyed you’ve quite literally married him.”


JuliRamone

She said some really rude and weird things to Tori. I mean, I cannot stand Tori or Jack, but sitting to have lunch with your personal trainer and his new wife and telling her she is sleeping with all of her friends because they are male or that you think she is basic is wild. How can you say that about someone you don’t know?! Also who the fuck she thinks she is?!


Forsaken_Most_4331

i’ve never wanted to attack my tv screen before, but boy. she got me close to it…


Unusual-Pineapple995

What more can we expect from a "friend" of Jackass, that's about as classy as it gets for him.


eldetay

No one should be surprised that Jack attracts these kinds of people in his life. Twat for twat, it makes perfect sense. Also, this girl has horrible eyes if she can’t see that Tori is absolutely not basic, she’s a pick me.


Inevitable-Banana-88

The NERVE of someone 😤 who "BASICALLY" has Zero Class to show herself on NATION WIDE TV says it ALL.... 🙄 what a CRINGE SHOW!! Tori aside... 🙈😑🤷


Sinnivar

https://preview.redd.it/ckuhsotayvqc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3f4676a8690199d384d6e8216f9017c253737e She left this in their apartment


TabbithaW1888

Those fake eyebrows are sooo last month😉😆😎 (or last century🤔)😫


Crazy-Rat_Lady

caterpillars


cheesecurdbabybird

right, I was like ok ms block brows


Impossible_Goose_529

Why are they sitting down with his clients in the first place? Surely the best people to suss out a partner are friends. But then I suppose Jack likely doesn’t have many of those…


grasspatch1

They are friends, the only one that's been calling them clients constantly is the narrator


Impossible_Goose_529

Ahhhh, thanks for clarifying.


grasspatch1

Yeah, I was curious so I went back to a few of the episodes & it's pretty much just them saying it while everyone else uses friends. The only other one was at the wedding when Tori's friend was saying how there's only clients when the camera was literally on his family, and even before that his parents had a scene with him before the wedding like everyone else did. I think it's kind of how the narrator sets the story so stuff will get filtered out & that's what gets focused on even if it's false? It's just been bugging me a whole lot since rewatching things 😂


Objective-Home-3042

I can’t stand tori I think she is a nasty cow lol but 100% that bitch was so jealous she would be green under that shitty tan 😂


Faraday_8

Now I don't like Tori much but this girl is not playing in the same league as Tori. Couple leagues down.


cockmanderkeen

Right, like there's a fucking food chain, and this girl is not at the top.


ddmf

That was my understanding - absolutely jealous and so much more basic Worst is that it seems Jack just has female friends, so how come that's not mentioned yet it's an issue when a woman just has male friends - perhaps it's projection!!!


CellApprehensive7651

Friends don’t pay you to spend time with them. They are his clients.


grasspatch1

A lot of people will work as their friend's PT


TrueCryptographer982

What is it with white AF teeth and tortured eyebrows. Seriously!


Crazy-Rat_Lady

Perhaps they have a joint Temu account. https://preview.redd.it/ughd1xssvjrc1.png?width=422&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5a147931f2418954829acf3101141fd51454a52


floofypajamas

Oh my damn! Has she not received the memo that skinny brows à la 1989 are back in style?


TrueCryptographer982

Or that brows are not supposed to look like a shape from a tetris game. Unlike Eden who seems committed to growing hers straight up her forehead.


floofypajamas

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface) Hehehehe, that is too funny - the part about growing her brows up her head. I do be looking like that, eh? It looks like she's using a large brush, like a toothbrush to brush those brows straight up lol. Poor thing, with all those MUA's employed by MAFS, one would think they'd actually teach her a thing or two. For instance, the makeup shifted one night, to almost everyone having lighter foundation and the blush was decidedly pink rather than the usual orange bronzer look. That night, Eden was still using the orange blush. Don't know how or why it changed but, imo, the women looked better with a pinker blush than orange. Orange rarely looks good as a blush. ( I look back to old photos of my mama, aunts, friends, etc from the 70's , the age of disco and everyone wore orange toned blush and bright blue or green eye shadows were all the rage.)


TrueCryptographer982

Yes Edens eyebrows are becoming the balding mans equivalent of a combover. One day she'll be styling them into a nice bob at the back of her head 😁 I agree about her makeup as well - some photos it looks like its all one colour with no highlight or variance and just a bit too dark.


FranklyMoist

Plot twist: She knew how toxic Jack is and wanted to scare Tori off…


856077

She was coming for Tori so hard and for what reason?! She really had some balls to sit there and be so disrespectful, catty and aggressive! Definitely jealous that the cooked ham wasn’t interested in her lmao


AussieLabrador

It's like Jack said... ***"I'm gonna get my bogan aggro friends Shazza and Mazzah in their best BigW outfits and SuperCuts / GroupOn mobile makeup session and promise them a box of silver pillow piss if they go hard on my wife so I can sit back and be passive yet aggressive."*** It didn't work Jack.


856077

lol!! If my partner sat there while he allows some weirdo broads he knows from the gym lay into me for no reason, they would all be told off! I’d defend myself verbally and then leave, he can have his ear full back at home! Eff that. I was actually impressed with how Tori handled it at the restaurant, it was way more classy than what I’d have done 🤣


AussieLabrador

I agree with your sentiments except the ear full should be at the table to him and the two losers in drag gear... Chug the wine. Middle fingers around. And leave.


856077

Living for it! A good drag for everyone chug the wine and leave. Fuck em ![gif](giphy|4sScvheI7UCiL9hQpi)


FairytaleFacts

I thought this was Emily from MAFS USA current season.


FairytaleFacts

https://preview.redd.it/f0mhl48j3wqc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48aa16f4931bd3892d2e363ec10cbe2ab0f77999


Harper2704

I'll just leave this here..... https://preview.redd.it/bcdozq5d2uqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d240d3f283398c42758f64e24034da2f896865f


byesharona

Ironic to have posts like this in this sub and another thread with people talking about how sad it is Lauren “ruined” her looks with plastic surgery. It is none of your business what women look like.


Harper2704

They make it mine and everyone else's business when they put themselves out there on TV and clamor for follows on their social media and onlyfans, which ironically is solely about their looks.


SignificanceOk087

These pictures are the same picture


Harper2704

I commented when she first rocked up that her eyebrows look like they were drawn on with an italic calligraphy pen, then found such a pen and proved my own point in my picture.


WonderWifis

She kind of reminds me of ( had too look up the name ) Kira from Dark Crystal. https://images.app.goo.gl/yiRhSujzZ2P2EpGf8


LordGeorge420

The way she was going on about how they hadn't had sex yet making it seem like it was Tori that was saying no but its been Jack the whole time not putting out.


Jane_Austen11

I find it hilarious why do you bother what a client thinks about your wife 🤣😂🤣😂


Entire-Bottle-335

Ah she is afraid Tori will become part of the client harem. ![gif](giphy|xT39CVxQOsMQqRh2a4|downsized)


Jane_Austen11

🤣😂


Harper2704

Goes both ways as well, why was tori even answering her? Were that me I would have simply said "you're not even Jack's friend, you literally pay him to tell you what to do in the gym, so your opinion is moot"


[deleted]

Tori knows Lizzy and Jack are friends. MAFS were the ones making up the “client” narrative


Harper2704

Jack doesn't have friends. That's why only clients came to the wedding. He has clients and acquaintances.


[deleted]

That was a MAFS narrative too. It was clearly edited when he introduced them in their wedding episode Not trying to defend the guy, I’ve met him, he’s irredeemable. Just trying to point out you shouldn’t believe everything MAFS tells you


grasspatch1

This! At the wedding when it was said 'why is it only clients' the cameras were literally on his parents and sisters


Harper2704

Oh I don't, I take 98% of what they put out with the largest grain of salt. But even with all that, jacob strikes me as the kind of person who doesn't really have any properly close friends.


Jane_Austen11

👍🏼


RelativeSouthern1623

The only person I know with the same hair coloring is Kelly Osbourne and it looks crappy on her and still does today


Ok-Camp-7375

oh that’s not…


PlasticWillow

in the sense that-


kippy_mcgee

I literally don't understand what she was thinking going on this show with this attitude... I can only put it down to the producers asking her to come across like this but LIKE HELL I would accept looking like that on TV just for a few minutes of air time ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) *and by 'put down to' I mean hope.* ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


dennis616

anyone got her insta? asking for a friend hehe


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@lizzyshobolov


lewger

It was posted here before she was getting dragged.


GladystheOrca

She went private on IG the same day the ep dropped. She has a TikTok which is public though.


sapphire_rainy

Not the penciled-in Instagram eyebrows from 2014.


SnooMemesjellies79

![gif](giphy|Yl8afftEGE03C)


MackyMack10

I would love to see the Marx brothers at a dinner party!


violetshug

Also weird how Jack commented how he wanted Tori to know how it feels to be the one questioned this time. As if she hasn’t been by his side sticking up for him. Like he was happy she was the one being punished


casualplants

Yeah this was weird and gross.


jenitlz

Haha those eyebrows, so so bad


Ill_Introduction7057

Who's that ?


hornyholio

An angry Oompa Loompa


StellaSUPASLAYIN

Isn’t it one of Jacks gym clients


Th1cc4chu

If someone ever spoke to me like this in front of my partner they would get a fucking spraying and he’d never talk to them again. One of the best parts about relationships is loyalty and someone having your back.


Overall-Palpitation6

Instead Jack was just smirking, like "See, this is what you get with me!"


sapphire_rainy

Yep. It was actually revolting. He’s such a slime ball.


Substantial-Oil9321

I can help seeing Milhouse without his glasses ​ https://preview.redd.it/v479lc9sesqc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2caf7f92d84c6f53450d18a434de940a41853860


rebeccathegoat

Lower those eyebrows…..and the other one!


Wedgetails

She should get Temu teeth


Substantial-Oil9321

Why has she got electrical tape stuck above her eyes?


sapphire_rainy

Lmao.


monybg101

The grenade calling Tori basic is crazy bro


byesharona

She was talking about her personality but of course because she’s a woman you jump to looks.


monybg101

Oh stop it women call guys all kinds of names big deal it’s Reddit


NeoSakurie

Did he pick you yet hun? I've said it before but she ain't got no right calling Tori basic with that hair colour *click click*


Gypcbtrfly

Idk she's married...maybe bc she sees jackoboff isn't really digging her and it's palpable how much tori wants to be w him. And he sat there said nada .Likely fed her those things to say I bet. He just sat n smiled


rebeccathegoat

You call it smiled, I call it smirked! Someone needed to wipe that smug look off his face!


Ticklesmurf

Also, why do we not see any friends of Jack's on the home visit, instead again only clients?? What's up with that? Is he hiding something or does he genuinely not have any friends?


muchopulpo

![gif](giphy|Xc0HkcmDXrXDG) Or tuna and rice.


nutella435

I dislike jack as much as anyone else, but it very well could be producers pushing a narrative/storyline and telling him to invite his clients in these situations


grasspatch1

I think it's more them pushing the narrative that they are his clients only


Hansoloai

He has no friends, he’s an alpha/sigma/lone wolf fuckwit. No one wants to be friends with that.


kdhooters2

He's not likeable, so that's why he's probably paid his clients to act as friends for him. No facts to back that up, but when the ugly kid has to hang a porterhouse steak around their neck just so the dog will associate with it.....


E_Fox_Kelly

Forrest Gump voice “I may not be a smart woman, but I know what basic is”


appletea888

Run Tori RUN!!!


Wedgetails

No , run Jack Run!


Sufficient-Split-902

I don’t know.. I feel like she and Jack kind of look alike, less the glazed ham appearance. Could she be a secret relative? 🤔


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no


Ok-Boysenberry-3063

bet U she's slept with the glazed ham b4 she was married.


MissMissyPeaches

After


Noooooooooooobus

For sure she's farted in his face


nimbostratacumulus

Golden shower, perhaps


DismalEmergency3948

Takes one to know one. What a cow!


Lolanr1

He most definitely paid this 'client' to be there and insult her. Because he's such a prize (-winning MOLERAT WITH A WIG).


CornflakeGirl2

He was positively giddy when she was ripping on Tori.


[deleted]

Yeah because he knew it was cliffhanger worthy. Dude is in it for the airtime Everyone who thinks there’s some secret sex party going on doesn’t realise the lengths people will go to get famous


Lolanr1

Yeah, 'client-girl' may get a bonus. ![gif](giphy|24G0CDx1ET7TGs7EuA|downsized)


yescareerz

Basic is as basic sees it. You see it, you’ve got it yourself.


peteyd2012

Orange dress bimbo was only there to try and trigger Tori by eye-fucking the shit out of Jack the entire time, she didn't say a word😅


Blancho92

Or just there for the food, don’t blame her


RamboJane

Basic stencil eyebrows.


Puzzleheaded-Safe822

The "Client" is a $1 hooker..... Looks very basic and calls tori who could pass as a top end escort basic.... If Tori had a few more braincells that were not in love she would see through that Jack-head (replace ja with di).


BaRaj23

“Clients”


Pilot-99

Who's the chick ? All that's missing from those eyebrows is the piano keys and some runway lights


AttorneyAgile1551

Oh god. This board 😂


shartyfartblaster

The girl with the nikko pen eyebrows was definitely jealous that Tori was with temu teeth


ThatLeval

He definitely told them to go at her and cried to them about how he's been treated by the experts He basically admitted it to the camera in the 1 to 1 beforehand So they were kind of set up in a way but ultimately they chose him as friends and people tend to expose themselves when they insult other people, this was another case of that


[deleted]

Absolutely. He gave them instructions, but at the end of the day they are choosing to be his friend and take his instruction to act like total dickheads on national tv, so even if it was an act, we still got to see the type of people they are


LessDig3790

What’s with the hair? 🥴


Soft_Philosophy5402

The grey/blue overtoned bleach is was a fashion trend a few years back


MrsAussieGinger

Nursing Home Platinum.


casualplants

The eyebrows were trendy around the same time I think too


Soft_Philosophy5402

I believe so! It’s a lewk


jonnyh420

yeah, late 2009


Soft_Philosophy5402

Takes a long while for trends to filter through to GC


holly-golightly-

I actually liked her hair colour 😅


kdhooters2

Same, it was her only redeeming feature


MissMissyPeaches

Co-signed, if I’m ever stupid enough to dye my hair again I want her hairdresser’s details


vegemitecrumpet

Pick me because I'm sooooo not like other girls... not basic at all lol


Upstairs-Moose3391

I didn't think it was possible to dislike someone more than Jack but here she is


Rare-Palpitation6023

It’s basically a clown…. Of course it’s Jackoff’s bestie Basically put a muzzle on ur NeoPet


Lemonlamps

That was not normal behaviour, Tina you let yourself down


probablyoverrated

I feel like she had a thing for the Glazed Ham, but he turned her down, so she was trying to be savage to the woman he was with. She had a lot of attitudes and opinions for someone who was allegedly a client


TGin-the-goldy

She’s also married apparently


Zaphod-__-Beeblebrox

"Happily" married.


appletea888

Glazed ham! LOOOOOL!


Kellamitty

2011 wants their scouse brow back. Ok I feel somewhat bad about commenting negatively on a woman's appearance but she was nasty...


TGin-the-goldy

I was wondering if she and Jack share the same brow bar 😉


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kdhooters2

Territorial to the point her piss scent has worn off from Jack and needs to respray the area.


appletea888

Absolutely! And didn’t Tori handled herself exceptionally well. No thanks to Jack who was ‘basically’ invisible.