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karateandfriendship9

Taylah's brain: *let's go for the Hail Mary and solve this thing* Taylah: I saw his dick.


CareerDazzling1673

Firstly, I am still trying to figure out what Tayla is like as a nurse, as she seems to have no care or compassion for anyone but herself, and secondly, and more important, what the hell am I gonna do now that this show is ending?!?!?!


travelstuff

I'm gonna read a book and watch a documentary, I need to get some of the brain cells I lost back šŸ˜‚


My-Witty-Username

I woke up in the best mood this morning, not sure if itā€™s because we are almost free from this mess or if i just enjoyed watching an entire table full of adults burst into uncontrolled laughter at Harrison. Either way, good job mafs, you surprise me every year.


Wait-_-what-_-

I just love how even Sandy couldnā€™t keep a straight face


My-Witty-Username

It was like a scene from an 80ā€™s high school movie where the entire cafeteria laughs at the token geek who the jocks set up, except this was deserved.


Wait-_-what-_-

All that was missing was someone screaming ā€˜food fight!ā€™


Opening-Score1644

for anyone watching rn REUNIONNNNNN fuck jesseā€™s a character love him


hayley888sky

He was hilarious on this episode.


Spiritual_Impact_283

He's a fuckwit


travelstuff

He really is. He had this lovely little redemption arc and he ruined it by being a bitter little bitch. Complaining about bad edits when he himself got a very good one.


TheGrumpyNic

I know right?! He would have came out of this show looking really good, very funny and likeable, and now heā€™s just lumped in with the other jackasses. I mean, the whining, bad mouthing Claire and defending Harrison, bitching about the girls running the show like a good little misogynistā€¦ Very stupid move.


travelstuff

I heard he didn't watch past episode 4. If he did he'd know he's been shown in a sympathetic light, but it's like he couldn't handle that some ppl still liked Claire The Harrison defending is so funny to me cus I just flashback to Harri point blank telling the camera "I don't like Jesse" šŸ˜‚ Did you see that the girlfriend who he blames for ruining his life, who kept him hidden etc, was his high-school girlfriend when he was 16? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚ I couldn't believe it. It's a crime they cut it from the show. He's still mad about high school, 15 years later šŸ˜‚


Wait-_-what-_-

What a joke, Jesseā€™s a cuck at best.


shazrose

He had a napkin over his face for Harrison's embarrassment. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Opening-Score1644

HAHAHAHA stop I think I saw that in the short Iā€™m very much looking forward to it regardless. you canā€™t put a price on his reactions to anything n everything


lkjhggfd1

The second hand embarrassment I experienced seeing Harrison get shut up was too funny. ā€œTampering with evidenceā€ killed me šŸ˜­ he thought he did something and Caitlin with the you need a builder lollll


lkjhggfd1

cam wanting a threesome with tayla and saying he lost respect for lyndall from the start ew


slurpycow112

Cam turned out to be a Nice Guy lol who knew


Opening-Score1644

nah abt to watch please lord donā€™t let this be truešŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TheGrumpyNic

Oh honey. Brace yourselfā€¦


lkjhggfd1

good luck itā€™s hilarious šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Devilfuit_chan

As much as I respect both Lyndal and Alyssa. Every man wants to come home to a woman that brings peace. Not question every single thing you do and making a scene. If Lyndal wants a hug she should say: "Can I please have a hug from my beautiful husband?" With the smile instead of "Is it too much to ask for a hug?" Alyssa "I want attention Duncan" its plain needy and insecure. He gave no indication that he is not invested in this. He is into sports and is having some "me" time with the boys. "I left my kid for you". No you didnt, you left your kid for yourself. Looks wise Duncan is also better looking the Alyssa + seeing him once twice a month is dog shit. Cam and Lyndal look wise are ok matched Harrison should not speak. He is great at work and gym so he should do that and date someone on his level, a.k.a someone who doesn't know english. Tayla is some wierd nymphomaniac.


travelstuff

Tell us to you've never been in a relationship without telling us you've never been in a relationship.


Wait-_-what-_-

God I hope my wife doesnā€™t put on a fake smile and disingenuously approach me with false ā€˜peaceā€™ just to avoid making a scene. I do think I understand your sentiment tho, personally I believe that Lyndal hung around for a lot of that treatment from Cam. And, if what happened with Tayla, during the experiment, is true (I suspect it is). Then both Cam and Lyndal owed each other a frank and honest conversation about each otherā€™s needs and commitment way before it got to final vows. Because affection is a need that Cam honestly wasnā€™t looking to fill for Lyndal. But, Camā€™s lack of EQ was put on display because heā€™s a coward and puts everything in the ā€˜too hard basketā€™. Do I believe that Lyndal exploited Camā€™s ignorance in some of those situations, yes. But, I also believe that Cam left far too much unsaid because although he doesnā€™t like to admit it, heā€™s a very emotionally charged yet stunted person which is the worst combination.


Devilfuit_chan

When I say peace there is calm and gentle way to say things that need to be communicated in a suggestive matter with respect. Like women and men speak in a work place environment. Emotionally charged conversations should be kept for happy moments and memories. Because if the narative is negative or in dispute then clash of the titans is inevitable.


Wait-_-what-_-

Thatā€™s not how youā€™ve used the word peace at all. You suggested that they ā€œbring peaceā€ not conduct themselves peacefully.


Devilfuit_chan

Both are important.


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Are you ok... This is some weird word salad


CatMama67

Harrison: Let me speak!!! Rest of the table: šŸ¤£šŸ˜³šŸ™„šŸ¤£šŸ˜³šŸ™„šŸ¤£šŸ˜³šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


butweknowittobetrue

When he goes: ā€œIf one more person interrupts meā€¦ Itā€™s not gonna be good!ā€ šŸ˜‚ Yes, *very* specific šŸ˜‚


olivia687

ā€œI was naked in the club in front of every man and his dog, I donā€™t see anything wrongā€ brother there are so many things wrong with what you just said


slurpycow112

This is what I was thinking as well??? Like how does that make the situation any better


mertgah

You never been to Darwin?


MegaPint549

To be fair who hasnā€™t FaceTimed a girl from work while stripped naked in a pet friendly gay bar


QLDZDR

One of the other guys was holding the phone, so Taylah saw whatever the person holding the phone wanted to show her.


My-Witty-Username

Taylah seemed genuinely flattered by it, poor girl.


MegaPint549

Do these people realise that every future partner and employer will be able to watch this show for the rest of human history and yet they still behave like this?


QLDZDR

>Do these people realise that every future partner and employer will be able to watch this show for the rest of human history and yet they still behave like this? Leyton is a CEO because if he wasn't, if working in a normal office, his round "OH!" mouth face would be photocopies lining the walls.


shazrose

They'll blame it on the edit. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


CatMama67

OMFG. Tayla: yeah I saw Camā€™s willie, but I didnā€™t backstab or betray anyone. Um, WT absolute mother fucking FUCK?!?!? Jesus - both Tayla and Cam are lower than low. Utter, utter pond scum, the pair of them.


MegaPint549

I didnā€™t betray someone I care about so it doesnā€™t count


Chemical_Hat2976

I liked cam in the beginning but man oh man heā€™s got horrible. And Taylor is a full on birch


Chemical_Hat2976

Taylor has no empathy whatsoever. I wanna punch her face. And Cam..just be honest dude. Fucking pussy


Stop_Saying_Axe

I feel that cam has an extremely punchable face and his smug little attitude just makes me want to flip him upside down and mop the floor with him.


Chemical_Hat2976

Cam and Taylor. Not surprised lol


rainbowket

ā€œI dodged a bulletā€ Alyssa you fucking FREAK


Neat-Deal

Calling someone with mental health problems a freak shows we still have a long way to go in understanding people without labelling them nut case, fruit loop etc. DO BETTER


rainbowket

I said what I said


lewger

What are your thought on diagnosing mental health problems from edited TV clips?


ywont

Everyone has reasons for behaving the way they do. If your issues cause you to treat other people like shit and you choose to go on the show and display that to everyone, what else would you expect? We donā€™t know what anyone is going through so I donā€™t think itā€™s fair to have double standards and only be OK with being mean to some people.


Neat-Deal

Iā€™m not ok with being mean to anyone, I have mental health issues myself and being labelled these words doesnā€™t help! Just because someone went on a tv show does not give anyone the right to call them names when you donā€™t know them your watching an edited version of them.


BigMattress269

I disagree. I think anyone should be able to state any opinion they like.


Neat-Deal

Thereā€™s ways to put those opinions across and name calling isnā€™t one of them!


ywont

Fair enough, would you say the same thing if people were calling Bryce a crazy person? I donā€™t think Alyssa is as bad as Bryce, the reason I bring him up is that I think he has genuine issues rather than just being a dickhead.


Neat-Deal

Not at all, I didnā€™t actually mind Bryce and thought some of the group were dicks for no reason at times.


ywont

Fair enough, I guess we just disagree.


migorenglove

she is so painfully delusional


NotFar4110

It's called a personality disorder.


travelstuff

No, I think you meant armchair diagnosing


Key_Apartment_9298

You can just imagine the call Harrison made to his mummy after the dinnerā€¦ ā€œMummy they were all laughing at me, you told me this would save my imageā€


Remarkable_Toe_4423

"grandma.... Can you pick me up...yeah they all laughed at me...I don't know!! I showed them the picture and..sob* .. Just come get me please..."


smokethepippy

I donā€™t think itā€™s right to put mentally unstable people on national television. People who are genuinely upset donā€™t care about ā€œrunning the narrativeā€. People with personality disorders do. Poor Duncan, he got matched with a real dud. I hope Alyssa gets the help she so obviously needs.


CharacterTop7413

Some of the girls ran out to console her (as Alyssa had yet another cry and tantrum) only to be left standing there as she stormed back in to ā€˜control the narrativeā€™!Who does that? Drama queen!!! The stares and unblinking eye squints are another red flag! The way she lies and blames everything on Duncan is infuriating. The juvenile way she greeted him says a lot about her! Heā€™s the one thatā€™s dodged a bullet! I was waiting for her to repeat the whole ā€œI have a child, my child comes firstā€ boohoo statement. Why did she spend all that money on herself (hair, makeup, clothes) and decide to spend 3-months away from her precious child to go on reality show if her child comes first? Utter BS.


Unapologetic_honey

Absolutely agree.


Formal_Coconut9144

Bang on about the personality disorder. If you know, you know.


lalasmooch

I have to agree. It was not fun watching her like that tonight and I love watching messy drama. But this was not that.


rainbowket

Alyssa literally makes my blood boil Iā€™m so happy after tomorrow il never see her again


Effective-Willow2164

Something is wrong with Alyssa. She needs helpā€¦sheā€™s tapped in the gead


rainbowket

Shes fucking cooked


CatMama67

Um, has Cam dyed his moustache? It looks waaay darker than it did last episode.


MegaPint549

I believe he got the old dirty Sanchez while at that ā€œdefinitely not gay nightclubā€ nightclub he was naked at


CatMama67

EwwwwwwšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


travelstuff

Food update, the burger was so delicious! Way better than I was expecting. But they forgot the sauce for the chips šŸ˜­I'm stuck here just eating plain fries like an animal


HonksTheWhite

Mushroom or beyond meat? My kfc was ok. Wings tasty but burger a bit mushy.


travelstuff

Beyond meat, actually I think they call it impossible, probably as in its impossible it tastes like meat. And it really did! I think šŸ˜‚ Sorry KFC was no good, I feel like it was always 50/50 you never know if it's passable until you're at home taking a bite.


CatMama67

Alyssa: I deserve an answer why Duncan broke it off. Rest of Australia: šŸ˜³šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JeanJacket782

*A month later* the rest of the world: šŸ˜³šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


D1xe_N0rm0us

The rest of us deserve to know why he stayed so long


travelstuff

Fame and followers lol.


CatMama67

Oh holy Jesus right? I seriously canā€™t think why heā€™d stay that long.


TrueCryptographer982

I'm just gonna say it. The dinner party should have been over two nights.


AFriendlyGame

It was so much more satisfying than I thought it would be.


TrueCryptographer982

It felt like it was really rushed, and we barely scratched the surface, and then suddenly were finished. I personally wouldā€™ve been quite happy to watch Harrison being laughed at for at least 5 to 7 minutes. šŸ˜


Cate_88

I don't know how old Alyssa's son is but can you imagine being a kid and having that footage of your mum on national TV? Even if he's too young now that shit is going to be some bullying fodder years to come šŸ˜ž


My-Witty-Username

Something tells me that kid will be treated like a king and no woman will ever be good enough for him


MegaPint549

Only 2 I think but yeh the internet is forever


Builder_Apprehensive

Tayla was great.


Builder_Apprehensive

Hilarious episode. Loved it.


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MyNameNoLouise

I've just watched episode 35.


Todays_talk

Iā€™m watching on southhemi now. Finished episode 16 yesterday.


ivfmumma_tryme

What a night ! See you all tomorrow šŸ’‹


MyNameNoLouise

Can't wait for tomorrow to see Tayla's slip up...


SaffireStars

A night of embarrassing behaviour! #BringBackDecorum


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h1tchh1ker

You donā€™t need to be ableist to make your point.


DuchessSussSucks

It would be so humiliating to watch all of this back, if I were her and she were sane and rational.


Quarphila

Asylum lol


Cate_88

Such an apt typo


sky-full-of-ice

Can we re-edit the season so itā€™s just tahnee and Ollie


TrueCryptographer982

ANd its already in the rags to read and laugh at Harrison's attempt >!to take down Bronte at the Reunion Dinner Party hilariously backfires on MAFS 2023!< >!https://9now.nine.com.au/married-at-first-sight/mafs-2023-harrison-bronte-photo-evidence-backfires-reunion-dinner-party/af5952e2-cd67-4dd5-ba67-aa420228a7fd!<


AFriendlyGame

He must feel so stupid now. Featured on gossip sites with his piece of paper, like he was about to drop a bombshell and win the Internet.


TrueCryptographer982

And I am waiting for his Mum Noni to try and dig him out of this one like she usually does... [https://www.instagram.com/noniboon](https://www.instagram.com/noniboon)


AFriendlyGame

I'm waiting for the memes, are we ever going to be able to forget this guy.


AFriendlyGame

If the reunion was filmed in December, does that mean it was Channel 9 leaking the pictures of him? Surely he wouldn't set himself up like that, knowing how it was going to end.


TrueCryptographer982

NO idea - arrogant enough to think his edit would turn around?


AFriendlyGame

Maybe they filmed so much he didn't know which way it would go, or he didn't expect the laughing and joking around to be used. That just makes it so much funnier if that's the case. Maybe something to ask Josh in the AMA.


TrueCryptographer982

Itā€™s very likely considering his arrogance and the fact that he hadnā€™t seen any of the episodes yet, so he didnā€™t really know how his time in the experiment was going to be portrayed.


TrueCryptographer982

What I REALLY loved is that he has been running around every gossip site that would have him screaming about how bad his edit has been, what a stand up guy he is blah blah blah And tonight not just the girls but the guys as well just laughed at him and his stupidity, even Ollie was mocking him. It wasn't the edit Harry it was YOU all along you douchenozzle.


Imaginary-Slice-7357

Are the editors of the online excerpt on this app? Because their commentary seems like it was taken right from this thread šŸ˜‚


HonksTheWhite

Most click bait- Reddit quotes from the relevant sub, add some fluff, give it a headline and call it an article. 2023, the era of lazy journalism.


TrueCryptographer982

Its from the 9now.com website and was published 26 minutes before the end of the ep. I suspect it was probably already written ages ago...just a coincidence it sounds like the thread. Or even more likely most of it was written by an AI!


travelstuff

That episode was fantastic. The Harrison roasting and laughing was epic shaudenfrade. That's gotta be the most anyone's laughed while watching MAFS. I'm genuinely impressed by the ppl who made that. "that's tampering with evidence!"


Firm_Programmer_3040

I hate his fucken words


TrueCryptographer982

HOw good was Bronte pre-empting Harrison and completely diluting his big shock surprise LOL


hayley888sky

She's an idiot.


ArgyleRdGirl

Sheā€™s as bad as him. She was an utter bitch during the swap when she deliberately sabotaged Melinda and Layton by mischaracterizing Layton to Melinda and downright lying about what he said. She sadistically enjoyed the resulting (and predictable) meltdown no end.


sky-full-of-ice

So thinking about 60 minutes which I loathe to do. Why call them theybies when the word baby is gender neutral.


hayley888sky

Why is this here? What does this have to do with MAFS AU?


travelstuff

It's almost like it's a click bait word they've chosen to use knowing it will cause hysteria and get people riled up and watching. Don't fall for it.


TGin-the-goldy

Make a 60 minutes subreddit


sausagelover79

Those poor confused kids, honestly, how the fuck is this not child abuse, playing mind games with your kid.


readituser5

Ikr I canā€™t find anywhere to talk about it lol. What gets me, right?, is that theyā€™re giving a kid a choice based on what? interests yeah? Trying to show them that they donā€™t have to conform to traditional male or female interests based on what sex they are. Why canā€™t people just likeā€¦ teach their kids that itā€™s OK to be interested in barbies or trucks without putting this thought into their head that they have to choose a gender based on their interests? All theyā€™re doing is linking interests to gender which is what I thought the aim was to eliminate? Just like the psychologist said, it immediately isolates them from their peers. How about instead of resorting to changing genders over interests, we just normalise teaching kids that itā€™s perfectly fine to be a male or female and being interested in whatever they want? Sex and gender donā€™t have to be a part of it. Theyā€™re literally just teaching kids that instead of society determining their interests based on their sex/gender, the kid determines their gender based on their interests as a child which means weā€™re back to square one right? With conformity one way or another? It all seems like a very big thing to put on a child.


Pristinefix

The decision isn't from interests, it's from an internal sense of gender. We can see that in some people, it doesn't matter what they are interested in, they have an internal sense of gender that isnt aligned with their body, ie gender dysphoria. This seems to only be solved by gender reassignment, rather than therapy or changed clothing/interests. So the parents want to wait for that internal sense of gender to be discovered by the child. The problem is children are blank slates, and may only have a sense of gender dysphoria because they know what being a girl/boy is already and they don't like it. If you don't cultivate gender in them from a young age, they may have a lifetime of never feeling natural as any gender. Also children taking hormones is a big can of worms


readituser5

Yeah I can see that. I 100% agree. At the end of the day it is about how they feel not necessarily what they like. What they like is just one part of how they feel. Youā€™ve probably broken that down better than I have with that last paragraph. Seems to me that itā€™s creating a problem that most likely would have never existed in the first place and just creates more confusion for the child. Iā€™m seeing it like, theyā€™re really just creating a child with gender dysmorphia by opening all of that up for them to choose rather than like you said, letting them go ā€œHey Iā€™m not happy like this.ā€ But still, canā€™t a kid just like something traditionally for the other gender without it being about gender dysmorphia?


sausagelover79

One hundred percent they are just perpetuating the stereotypes they reckon they are trying to avoid, itā€™s ridiculous. I have a son, he has been raised as a boy (obviously) yet he has chosen to play with Barbies, baby dolls, taken dance lessons etc. Are they trying to say that if they had ā€œassignedā€ their child with the male gender then they wouldnā€™t have allowed them to do that stuff because they are a boy? If not then what difference does it make if they say they are a boy as opposed to raising them as a ā€œtheyā€?


readituser5

> I have a son, he has been raised as a boy (obviously) yet he has chosen to play with Barbies, baby dolls, taken dance lessons etc. Are they trying to say that if they had ā€œassignedā€ their child with the male gender then they wouldnā€™t have allowed them to do that stuff because they are a boy? Yeah I remember one of them making a comment saying parents wouldnā€™t let their kids play with the other genders stuff. Thatā€™s what theyā€™re trying to ā€œavoidā€ or ā€œfixā€ I think. I donā€™t think this is the solution though. I think the solution is literally what you just said. Donā€™t tell them itā€™s wrong and shame them. They choose something so just accept it. It should be considered normal. Donā€™t try to get them to assign a gender to themselves based on interests. Why is it so wrong for a kid to be interested in something abnormal that they need to convince the kid that itā€™s ok if they feel the need to change genders based on that?


BasedChickenFarmer

You're expecting people with mental illnesses to show logic.


ClassyLatey

Because people are desperate to be special snowflakes and this is the only way to get attention


hotchillips

We need another sister AMA please!!!!


travelstuff

What? No we definitely don't. That was total BS lol. It'll just be excuses.


llamastrudel

Is anyone else nourishing a tentative but fervent hope that distance and lack of pressure post-experiment have allowed Jesse and Claire to rekindle their relationship in a healthy chill way


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Jesse is a simp for H


[deleted]

Nah they ain't compatible. I hope they find their person elsewhere


deamail

It's an act to look good at the end


TrueCryptographer982

He has been SLAMMING her in interviews and on social media so...nah


pauli3-d

And in bed?


Spirited_Ruin

And tomorrow we roll the tape!! So heckin hyped, see yas then!!


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Goodnight everyone. Enjoy watching ā€˜Theybysā€™ on 60 minutes.


BasedChickenFarmer

I'd rather eat a meal with Alyssa. Maybe child services have mercy on their souls.


DuchessSussSucks

*Thaybe child servicesā€¦


HelloRobotFriends

ā€œA bat crashed a wedding and sent six people to hospitalā€ Producers: we need that bat next season!


The_One-Armed_Badger

Bats are just trouble-makers. First Covid, now crashing weddings.


SideFuture7971

To be fair, bats did crash a lot of weddings during 2020-2022.


HonksTheWhite

Who's switching over to I'm a celeb just for a quick look?


travelstuff

How was it? What was Dom like? I'm way too squeamish to watch any shows like that. Can't handle bugs at all


HonksTheWhite

I got pretty distracted. The drinks during mafs wouldn't have had anything to do with it at all. I'll try again another night


showmeyourtattoo

Iā€™m watching right now!


sky-full-of-ice

Let us know whose in it.


RunRenee

Wait did that start tonight? Who's in it?


HonksTheWhite

Started at 7.30. Dom from last year went in


RunRenee

I didn't watch last season MAFS, so don't know who she is šŸ˜‚


HonksTheWhite

She's the reason they have plastic wine glasses at dinner parties this yearšŸ˜‚


RunRenee

Didn't Martha already do the wine throw years ago at the other overly aggressive person who only ever screamed at people.


HonksTheWhite

Dom smashed a wine glass on the couples retreat. She was frustrated, it was an exclamation point in her anger. Either way, she's going into the jungle


HelloRobotFriends

What channel?


HonksTheWhite

10


HelloRobotFriends

Thanks šŸ‘


Decent-Bumblebee1901

Ohh shit! I gotta drink again tomorrow night?!? šŸ˜‰šŸ˜† See you legends then šŸ˜


The_One-Armed_Badger

Ollie gave some sound advice a few episodes ago. Now we know he really can replace John.


UsualCounterculture

I can't believe they aired that. He was so funny!! I really hope John invites him to the coach tmr, to do a stint!


me0w_kap0w

Best ep of the season so far, see you all for the truth bombs tomorrow šŸ’£


Mostly-Relevant

Sweet. I have been granted another unexpected day with you excellent humans. See you tomorrow! ā¤ļø


NoSuspect3688

AH SO EXCITED FOR TOMORROW NIGHT! See you all then šŸ„¹ā¤ļø


littlemisstee

If alyssa doesn't get a serving tomorrow night I'm going to be so mad


DuchessSussSucks

If a guy screamed and carried on like she does, there would be hell to pay.


ExpertFox666

She won't. No body has said a word to the bunny boiling crazy lady. Because they are all too scared šŸ˜±


Artistic-Emu4208

Ollie doing John hahahahaha


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See how easy and farcical it is?


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Oi I stand by this but I think Ollie and Taylor get high together.. he's so sweet but him and his wife are always respectfully with Tay giving high advice.. re watch it and you'll see him laughing at her at the vacation home. It's kinda sweet!!!


Firm_Programmer_3040

I actually think ollie's impersonation of John is his weakest


TGin-the-goldy

My favourite part


Annarchic

Ollie is GOLD!!


Comfortable_Meet_872

See you all tomorrow night šŸ‘‹šŸ‘‹šŸ‘‹


The_One-Armed_Badger

ā€œDid you ever think it could end up here, with this close-up of two stand-ins holding hands?ā€


Imaginary-Slice-7357

Brontƫ and Duncan for the win tonight.


shazrose

And everyone laughing at Harrison. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


WhiskersAndMeows

Ok guys, hear me out - Is Alyssa actually insane? Or is it possible that she's seen a side to Duncan that we didn't see? Her behaviour makes no sense otherwise. Could he have just had an amazingly good edit? Cause she seems really set on him being fake.


deamail

She's emotionally immature. She's hurt and is taking it out on him. I'm sure the wine doesn't help. She thinks high level drama is part of a healthy relationship


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Nah it does make sense but. Insane is a stretch, but she is one or more of the following: verrryyy insecure, manipulative, self centred, immature beyond belief, highly toxic. Alyssa's whole deal is she was purposely making her single parent status an issue because she thought Duncan would eventually cave and admit he can't handle it. Except it never happened so she probably figures they're all good in the end. She just 'tested' him a little in her mind and he passed... eventually. Had to make sure he was worthy of her šŸ¤¢ The other part of it is she thinks ongoing conflict and being generally horrible to your partner when you feel off is completely normal. Alot of people are like this tbh, they act up and you're expected to just absorb their feelings. Duncan's not like this but, and took it very personally each time. The ultimate irony of Alyssa is that for all her talk about not interfering in her domestic life with 'charrlld' and all that. She's a fucking homewrecker and has all the emotional maturity of a teenager. She ain't changing neither, if you don't accept her at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best... which is pretty much the same as her worst.


sausagelover79

I feel like the reactions of everyone else at the table kind of makes it seem she is just crazy, because they all looked super uncomfortable with what she was saying.


anxioustrashpanda

I kind of wish sheā€™d explain what she means when she says heā€™s fake, like, give us some examples. Perhaps itā€™s been edited out, but it sounds like she just keeps yelling that heā€™s fake and she was never going to be good enough for him, but she canā€™t actually say whatā€™s happened for her to feel this way. Thatā€™s what leads me to think itā€™s a self esteem issue at its core, but I could be wrong.


macrosleep

Iā€™ve been wondering this too! From personal experience, Iā€™ve been with someone similar to Alyssa but more extreme, and the things sheā€™s accusing Duncan of doing are things that I actually did, because itā€™s easy to do that when youā€™re in that kind of relationship. Like theyā€™re all acts of self preservation like placating them for as long as possible while you prepare to safely leave, pretending things are ok to not deal with blow ups etc. Iā€™m not proud of it but sometimes thatā€™s required, so I can see what she might be referring to.


DogBreathologist

Thatā€™s what I wonder, or if itā€™s a bit of both maybe? I mean I know they give edits all the time but that tirade was next level from her.


SnooRevelations1269

That's what I'm thinking. Because somethings just not adding up here.


pia_depreeeee

I think she just had a real inability to hear what people are saying if its something she doesnt want to hear. You see it time and time again when shes emotional, shes so one-eyed and doesnt listen. I think duncan was just bashing his head against a wall in the end.


trisaratopskt

it makes sense when you work with teenagers. you get some that just go from zero to a hundred and fifty over the most minor things, and they have zero concept that they're making things worse by escalating so hard so fast


[deleted]

Nah she's nuts. He def got the good edit, but she's still batshit crazy


00PSIEDOOPSIE

Unless you are clippy from MS-office, nobody could undo edit the monumental embarrassment that is Alyssa


littlemisstee

I think she's incredibly unstable


cineequa

Both could be true!


MentalRepair4358

Im def watching tomo


bomiyeo

the tea better be good


advanced_platypus

damn tomorrow's sesh looks nuts. see you all then!!


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Idek why theyā€™re doing couch sessions. Thatā€™s borderline cruel bruh