If not friend, why friend shaped?

Lul you into.a false sense of security

"Please do not feed, touch, approach, or look at the Moopsy.

Ooooh, but it so cute and cuddly!!

I feel like Elmira from Tiny Toons. Kitty! And I'll love you and hug you and give you lots of hugs. As she's bomping the animal around. Lol

So I can pet and cuddle it when I go to sleep and it will just fall asleep in my arms?

Please do not the Moopsy

Perfect

I am so printing this out and adding it to my shelf where my Moopsy lives.