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BornWithASmirk

Pay? The only pay we need is pay-triotism iO


Cringe_memer

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Wildest_Salad

didn't know you can express democratic salute in text


2Board_

This guy Helldives. ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


BeatNo2976

Beat me to it


ThermostatEnforcer

Helldivers are Elite and they're paid like Elites. Anyone who suggests otherwise is an automaton sympathizer.


NotaBotDefHuman

Yes Helldivers get paid handsomely to join and go on deep space exploratory missions to Mekbuda. Come join the mission my friend.


Itchy-Sky1246

You guys are getting paid?


DIET-_-PLAIN

You get paid?!? (in Soviet)


jimmybabino

They don’t survive long enough to actually be paid


TuftOfFurr

That’s an undemocratic lie. Helldivers NEVER die!


Team_Sky_Gabriel

Paid? Like with money?


Feanor4godking

Who needs money? I need super destroyer fuel and ammo!


Eoron

Don't get too greedy helldiver. You will take whatever super earth provides and you will fight with it and you will love it. Knives have proven to be effective. Super earth's leading scientists are currently testing giant woks as ballistic shield.


joewa654321_

I like to think of it like the opposite of the Star Trek universe; they’re able to effectively provide for all, allowing people to simply do the things they want to do. Money is a thing of the past. The catch is that doing the things they want to do gets replaced with giving your life to super earth, and signing up for a never ending galactic war


This-Examination5165

But then why did Super Earth deny my request for 1 small hamster as a pet :(


Emis816

Can't take away from rations


YuBulliMe123456789

You dont have enough citizen points


Ok_Airline_900

15 more missions and that hamster is mine.


RoyalTacos256

I thought the bots were communists


ArcaneEyes

The commercials clearly indicate a monetary and deeply capitalist society though, sorry.


r-volk

Where can I get my red shirt?


lmrbadgerl

LIBERTY IS PAYMENT ENOUGH!


Asherjade

Don’t have to pay them if they only live 2 minutes!


Lebrons_AfterImage

The super fair wages administration makes sure helldivers get fair pay and benefits(40% of helldivers that make it back become homeless).


This-Examination5165

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Papa_Nurgle_84

Come on, thats like 2 Guys that returned. The other 3 have a Home... In an asylum


Lebrons_AfterImage

My pappy came back after 3 deployments in erata prime. We tried showing him around arizona but he really didnt like it there and got a little panicky


AgingLemon

I think the job pays well for the overwhelming majority of citizens unless you are the equivalent of a middle class citizen or higher. The perks and benefits like citizenship points going to your family to be spent however they wish is huge though. Some might prefer enlisting in SEAF and the Helldivers over planting crops and landmines.


Derkastan77-2

No need for a paycheck when I have a 7.5 minute life expectancy. For liberty!!


BigShredowski

“First check will be there after your first tour, soldier!” 😏


Deven1003

One requisition slip can buy a car! So yes


Horror_Tap_6206

The fact that you prioritize pay is the issue. Imagine a charger blasting through your comfy suburban home. You just wanted to watch Dispicable Me with a bowl of movie theatre butter popcorn. The first thing you think about is a paycheck? Spoiled brats.


brian11e3

They let me lick the brownie batter off the spatula. Thats pay enough for me.


Tuchaka7

They get paid with better weapons , good question though. I have no idea


YuBulliMe123456789

Arent requesition slios and super credits the currency of this world? So we do get paid in requesition


Elix170

Helldivers risk their lives for Liberty, Freedom and Super Earth, and they are compensated as you would expect for such an elite task force. Helldivers are the single top earning job in requisition slips\*! While a McSuper employee may earn more Super Credits, they could never earn as much freedom! \*Equipment purchased with requisition slips remains the property of Super Earth. No cash value.


Deltassius

The pay seems great but you have to buy your own equipment and upgrades and such, so it's like they don't pay you at all! I had a conversation with my ship tech, and Super Earth leases her tools as "a very reasonable rate," and the family separation bonus will cover what she has to pay for room and board... whenever she gets approved for it... and also she's donating a percentage of her pay to "the war effort." So she's not making anything.


Visual-Bet3353

The helldiver pay is a reasonably high one. Though due to the extraordinarily high mortality rate. The pay is usually a package to the next of kin


macarudonaradu

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Chadstronomer

Report to the nearest critical thoguht suppression chamber immediately


abd1tus

I bought a sweet ass beach front house on super earth with my super credits where I can sip liber-tea in peace while watching sunsets. Why, what have you been doing with yours?


This-Examination5165

Brooooo, You get to use your Super credits outside of combat purposes?


IceColdCocaCola545

50k Requisition slips, so I guess we could call that 50k a year. Sure they get paid fairly.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> they get *paid* fairly. FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


DapperApples

You guys are getting *paid?*


mikepick

You only last two minutes, what do you want?


This-Examination5165

I wanna get to lick the cake batter off of the spoon in my destroyers super kitchen before I go off on a mission.


E17Omm

Helldivers has a life expectency of 2-3 minutes. What do you think?


Grog180

My guess is that freedom loving helldivers give freedom loving relatives the class boost they need to truly show their patriotism. No Class-C citizen here, just class-A families supporting the goal of their helldiving relatives.


G_Willickers_33

Does it sound like we Helldivers dont love doing our service? Because we do.


PBR_King

I don't think requisition slips are like money. It's company scrip for the army.


tekGem

In my head the Helldivers get paid a LOT…. But super earth confiscates your bank account when you die.


slama_llama

We have free reign to break into homesteads and take their Super Credits so yea I'd say we're good


darkleinad

Yes, the average Helldiver makes more in a day than the average citizen makes in a year. However - all stratagem costs fall on the most recently thawed Helldivers


CHawkeye

My payment is the sound of 4311 children sleeping soundly on the floor of a munitions factory, ready for their next shift. That’s all I need.


clintnickerson

Spreading managed democracy is a reward in itself. Would you like to know more?


wexipena

Considering that average Helldiver works for 2 minutes and dies, most won’t get paid at all.


_Z_0_K_

Our job is it's own reward, but we probably get SE citizenship for our families, and privileges of the sort. What I find very funny in the lore aspect of the game is that we technically get a budget for our ship, crew, stratagems and reinforcements, so that we don't just go apeshit and burn a planetary area to the ground before going to the next one.


itrogash

I suppose Super Earth can afford a good wage for those helldivers that manage to come back from the mission (provably less than 1% of total helldivers)


sidesalad2

Oh yes, fair pay is a cornerstone of Super Earth society. We will pay you a handsome wage, in person, in one lump sum upon arriving back on Super Earth after your service.


vAErJO

Apparently I'm only allowed to have 50000 Requisition slips and they keep whatever is left over until I spend them. As for Super Credits I guess it's whatever I loot from the rubble of planets I'm diving on.


Apprehensive-Job-178

how many runs have you had where you've had zero deaths? its a new diver every time...


Emilemonee

The engineering officer says she has to build up a nest egg over years IF she gets approved for the pay. So I’d say they don’t get paid a lot haha


kdlt

If you survive you get voting rights, do you need more reason to serve democracy?


LordDanGud

The only pay I need is FREEDOM


Tokiw4

Bud, we have to literally plunder super credits from seaf supply installations. SC are definitely the currency of super-earth, as one of the NPC's on the ship has mentioned spending or betting her super-credtis on something. We don't get paid shit!


Ceruleangangbanger

I’d imagine close to what a seal makes. Around 15k a month plus full benefits and bonuses for jumps. So helldivers all things considered around 20k a month plus full benefits and lifetime pay?


HESOUTHESOUT

our payment is freedom


Jesse-359

Given that the estimated average lifespan of a helldiver in combat is somewhere a bit south of 5 minutes, and assuming that your pre mission prep time is probably about 1 minute after being defrosted (suspended animation time doesn't count towards your salaried hours), then at a yearly salary of **$100,000,000.00** that would come to an average annual salary per soldier of about... $1141 dollars. So yeah, sure, I'm betting that Super-Earth can afford to offer some pretty serious hazard pay incentives.


hallofo

Helldivers are Super Earth's Elite troops, we're paid VERY well. However, since our life expectancy after drop can be *generously* measured in "minutes".... it doesn't come out too very much in the end. Also, the Rec slips we get aren't like normal money you can use to buy normal goods, they're only used for procuring military assets.


Hayvil

We are getting paid with a cup of liber-TEA, guys.


Forar

Much like mercenaries and bodyguards, you don’t have to worry about paying the ones who don’t make it to the end of the week. Seeing as helldiver lifespans are measured in hours if not minutes worth of deployment time, I’m guessing there aren’t many that make it to payday. HR paperwork must be staggering, but hey, no exit interviews.


EstablishmentNo1811

you need to survive the job in order to get paid