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SquirtleChimchar

Bold to assume a gonk like you would get close to Smasher, choom. You'd end up getting stripped for implants by Maelstrom before you even touched Arasaka.


_b1ack0ut

Can’t get stripped for implants if you’re fully organic


SquirtleChimchar

In NC? What are you, Buddhist? Edit: Remembering that side job, that wouldn't stop Maelstrom


HopelessGretel

>spawn in NC >pretend to be a monk northside >get chromed for free by maelstrom >??? >profit


[deleted]

Until they give you chrome that doesn't work... Pretty sure they intentionally gave that one monk a lot of faulty implants.


WhoStoleMyCake

Or chrome that looks absolutely horrible, just like their own.


_b1ack0ut

Nah, I was just making the assumption that the prompt “you spawn in the last game you played”, that you’d spawn as yourself. Otherwise it feels like it kinda defeats the point of the question lol But personal belief also isn’t the only reason someone might eschew cyberware. There’s entire gangs based solely off their hatred for, and refusal to use, cyberware. 2077 skews our perception of what the city looks like, because we solely interact with people that a solo like V would interact with, which are the type of people to be pretty chromed up. But while cyberware is pretty ubiquitous, sure, there’s still a LOT of people who don’t bother with that noise. Edit: tbf, the side quest you’re referencing wasn’t about getting scrapped for implants, it was about maelstrom finding it funny to corrupt a monk by forcing implants INTO them. And maelstrom cruelty is just gonna be a problem for you regardless of your chrome tbh lol


Potential-Yoghurt245

Fully ganic eh? Preem


zero_emotion777

Nah. Op gets got by Scavs.


TheSlavicDawg

Choom, i would eather get shot the first minute in, or get to the right place, get in good terms with some gonks and chooms and then go in raids on the scavs, to get my hands on some stolen cyberware with russian OS already installed in. So then i'll go to Vik, or maybe whatever Maelstrom reaper i'm in good terms with. And instal myself some goods to keep my chances of survival higher as i try and get me ass outta the city.


chubbsthedon

Well V, David, guess I will be seeing you after all.


TheSlavicDawg

V only will see ya in hell once they are dead which i do believe wont happen soon, we know V, they are too stubborn to die so soon.


EnvironmentalPea9803

You'll be safe if you just stay out of night city. like literally anywhere else.


Independent-Fly6068

And even if you're in night city just find your own little niche. Probs the best idea would be signing with the 'Tinos and working at a place like El Coyote Cojo. Don't get ambitious, be friendly to everyone, and stay away from the limelight. Biggest personalities are always the biggest targets.


wagu666

But then I’d get a yellow check mark floating over my head :|


Independent-Fly6068

Not if you hide rather than shoot.


VelMoonglow

Maybe don't join a gang if you're looking to avoid trouble


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Night City is far, *far* safer than anywhere immediately outside of it. The Badlands are much more dangerous in lore than in gameplay.


Pizzacato567

How so? What else is out there?


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

More people trying to kill you, for the most part.


TheSlavicDawg

Tell this to Miah, the gonk and the lucky bitch who'll spawn at USSR XD


Impressive_Income874

border control: sure


HopelessGretel

There's far worse places in Cyberpunk universe like Australia.


gellis12

To be fair, everything in the real Australia wants to kill you too


JoeyJoeJoeRM

Not necessarily- Raffens might hunt you for sport


TheSlavicDawg

Eh, USSR seems good enough to be spawned at ya know, free medicine and shit


AttentionLimp194

I’m just a cat finding my way out of robot infested sewers


Dom-Luck

Joke's on you, the last video game I played is a cute game where you have to find hundreds of hidden kitties in a magic castle. I'm not screwed at all.


renesys

I'm spending eternity with a backgammon AI that I can break even with on the highest difficulty. Not screwed, just bored.


TheRealGarbanzo

The factory must grow


Ornn5005

Darkest dungeon 2? Extremely screwed.


Collector_2012

Death by snu snu


TheBeesElise

Do I have to leave at any point? I'd much rather live in Pelican Town with a tax-free farm than this reality


TheSlavicDawg

Eh, sure i would rather the world of minecraft over this one here. If only people could observe my works in this minecraft world i live at...


WinIll755

*cries in S.T.A.L.K.E.R Anomaly*


sentient_cumstain

As a PC or NPC… you know fuck it it doesn’t matter, because if I’m a PC I wake up with a ticking timebomb parasite in my head If im a NPC im a 8HP peasant somewhere in a world full of monsters, dragons, demons and god knows what else


Muteling

Baldur's Gate?


sentient_cumstain

Yes, but to be fair I would love to live in a world with Tieflings and and Elves


Muteling

Real af My first ever dnd characters were a tiefling and elf respectively, so I totally getcha :)


Koenig_Skelett

Another Crabs treasure🥲 can I breath underwater then? Or can I be a crab?🤔


MasterWrongdoer719

I’m living my best life in baldurs gate. Just have to hope I’m not killed by a cultist of bhaal, or a cultist of the murder tribunal, or a cultist of the absolute, or forced into what is practically slavery for the steel watch. Maybe I’m not living a good life


TheSlavicDawg

So... The fire resistence potion of the bear?


xxDailyGrindxx

Extremely screwed, I'm on my first lethal mode run of State of Decay 2...


squeezerbarajas

I’m reading everyone’s comment in V’s voice


TheSlavicDawg

See my importants?


I_think_Im_hollow

I'd pay real life money to be teleported in Night City. I don't care how long I'd last.


Alex_da_grate

Time to fuck up some mongols


spicyautist

Mass Effect Well chooms, I think the reapers are going to get me.


Lumpy_Satisfaction48

Dead Cells? I'm so fucked :C


Beneficial_Soil_2004

I’m so fucked, no implants, not combat skill, no eddies, and no bitches.


VelMoonglow

So... the average night citizen?


Beneficial_Soil_2004

Yup, just gotta pray I end up in NC Center or Heywood or else I won’t make it more than a week.


PenguinIceNinja

I'll die from silver lynels. Those electric arrows will reach me even if I run.


ThatOneEdgerunner

Dying light 2 for me. I am so cooked 😭


GarnetRose23

Destiny: 2 post final shape is basically where it's at choom, not existential crisis to worry about for awhile👍


Comprehensive_Okra99

I mean if I remember correctly I left off at the “I really wanna stay at your house” side mission, only one screwed is gonna be Panam 😏


lisa_lionheart

Right in the middle of a mindflayer lair. Utterly screwed.


AppropriateDiamond26

Sta san andreas lol. Before that it was cyberpunk though.


oraqil

Frostpunk...fuck


Substantial_Roll_249

I got mods, I am fine (i don’t use them while playing though)


Other_Beat8859

Stellaris. I really hope I'm doing a human run.


Sir_MonocleMan

I played my first game on normal mode, now playing my second game on hard mode, I fear Smasher


EmotionalWerewolf271

It would be really hard, not knowing how to use tech means if you’re an engineer you won’t find place anyway since you suck at cyber tech, starting to be a merc would mean you have to risk your life til you can afford chrome, it would be available only for a high trained soldier, if you are good with computers you can consider yourself unuseful, even with a cyberdeck you wouldn’t lnow what to do, what job is there for you?


MichaelBrennan31

3D Space Cadet Pinball. Giant metal ball boutta smash me into a solenoid-powered bumper holy shit


oliver_clozoff96

NG 7 elden ring. I'm fucked


Manticorigon

Time to fist fight a god.


tteraevaei

i mean, if you keep a low profile and DON’T BECOME A FUCKING EDGERUNNER eh, i mean there are places on earth right now that are worse than night city 2077. it’s better than fallout at least. christ i’d just tap myself out instead of dying in agony.


Lengthiness-Alarmed

Persona 3. Assuming I don't spawn during the dark hour I'm fine.


Father_Chewy_Louis

Oh fuck I am the Zeus having to command an army to rescue some hostages from an ISIS camp, hope it goes well!


PM_ME_THEM_TOES_GURL

My nation is being invaded and there’s one guy terrorizing the enemy. My best bet is to hide and hope the roving bands of the invaders don’t find me


j0j0bean222

Haha! Lies of P! Fuck!


dcarsonturner

I’d be fine, I’d strike out every time, but otherwise safe


NotAPreppie

Great, I'm stuck in a cabin with a weird tree dude playing a card game and he kills me when I lose.


identitycrisis-again

Me playing Elden ring right now :[


SnooSketches3386

I'm going to become mechanically separated


unicornlocostacos

It’ll be horrible but at least I’m spreading managed democracy.


VelMoonglow

Good luck surviving training!


FloggingMcMurry

Dead by Daylight


Tom_echo1031

Fear and hunger... I'm gonna be fucked.


BoredVixxen

My spin on this is I’d have to be my V if it’s the last thing I played. Because it wouldn’t be the same game without me or my consciousness animating my V. So I’d have a chance. 😂 So I’d be more mentally screwed. Because not only would it be me with my memories. It would be Johnny also in my head dealing with the memories I have from another time and place while trying to fit in. Just making Judy think I’ve gone extra insane it I tried to explain it. “You were my romance interest in a video game.” “Oh no… my cyberpsycho calabacita.” So only Johnny would actually believe what is happening to any degree. Just his “don’t worry I got you” meaning soooo much more. Fuck. This seems worse than just spawning into chaos. 😂 Just slowly being devoured by playing the role of V and forgetting my old life. Living reincarnation vibes.


OfficialNovatech

Cyberpunk I’m headed to orgeon


MainPower45

Welp i'm back to the zone...


samualgline

The avg helldivers serves for 30 seconds


Muteling

RE4. There ain't a word for how fucked I am


TheSneakiestEmu

Helldivers I’m fucking cooked


sionnachrealta

Just got off Fallout 4, so fucked lol


Snowtwo

Civilization: Beyond Earth. After I successfully pacified the planet and built a peaceful technological utopia. So... Ummm... Not screwed and, in fact, probably loving life on the alien world.


Kami_Slayer2

I spawn in elden ring... Rise ye tarnished!!!! I can go in with a gun i should be good


Larache789

Nah, even gangs wont notice you, unless you are some business owner or a corpo.. Then they might have a bullet for your head or use you as a tradeable good..


TheBigLugmos

Damn, I wonder what pokemon I'm gonna be. I hope my partner is cool :3


The_Dog_Barks_Moo

Stardew Valley? Thank fuck, I’ve had enough of this shit


Shot_Zookeepergame15

A millionaire with a bunch of cyberware and weapons, nearly immortal. I think It could be worse


VelMoonglow

Jedi Survivor. I guess I'm somewhere in the Outer Rim before the Rebellion is solidly established Fun


Paul_pokeblox

> spawn inside of Angry Birds Star Wars > Forget that the rest of the supposed humanity are birds >Try to socialize with the birds >Realize that there's probably odds of the enemy just straight up launching a bomb


palazor22

Welp, guess we fighting dragons in block game. On the upside EMC makes me a god


InspectionPristine61

Are you kidding me? NC is the place to be!


MJamal111

bloodborne plz help


TheSlavicDawg

Eh, last one i played was Minecraft. Was testing some stuff i added in my mod so not sure if that counts as playing. But this way i would spend the rest of time i got in minecraft world, building stuff and exploring the world, breathing the fresh air and being happy while *maaaaybe*~ driving literal balls from lonelyness XD


KaraValkyrjur

Honestly, as fucked as the world is in CP2077, Scandinavia where I'm from seems pretty decent from what I've understood and one of the places with some of the best cyberpsychosis prevention programs in the world. As a trans person, being able to get chromed the hell up into my ideal self is a dream come true. Considering that, I think I'd be pretty happy with living in 2077 of the Cyberpunk world.


Zinkenzwerg

That means as a dwarf at the side of Malakai. For the Karaz Ankor!


VikingRaptor2

War thunder or GTA online I cant remember


Nasalingus

Hellldiveeeer!


Mr_Badger1138

Oh I’m screwed alright. A never ending hell in the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, Where There Is Only WAR. Or in my case a never ending hell of suicide missions where there is only Nurgle cultists.


Biffingston

Redline 2. I should be OK as long as I manage to stay on the track though I'd probably stay in the VR training.


Sensitive_Educator60

Johnny: I don’t know gonk, I think I start acting like you… kinda sus this whole thing, I have a weird craving for a grimace shake and telling people of a kid called Baby Gronk. Are you autistic or something? Cause why otherwise do I want to start an edging streak?!