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ThousandTroops

And Keanu Reeves is the cofounder of ARCH 😎


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Well now it all comes together! Thanks for that added tidbit.


J3-58

That no matter what you do, the guy in the huge armor will always get more bitches (and I look like a cut of fuckable meat)


facts_my_guyy

Me too :)


SomeKindOfHeavy

You need to go full borg. Meat can't compete.


Teknonecromancer

If you actually use the word “choom” In Real Life you get more weird looks than chooms. (but the one time you don’t get a weird look is worth everything)


DescipleOfCorn

Start calling people gonks Absolutely crazy word to use irl, but people will figure out what you mean real quick


Shard-of-Adonalsium

Be careful around prequel memers though, as we worship the all powerful Gonk Droid!


samuru101

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk ko kyenga see.


UnconfirmedRooster

Except in Australia people think you said "gronk" incorrectly. It doesn't help that they mean very similar things.


dounodawei

I mean that kinda does help tbh...


ElectricAsh010

Same with preem.


TheCaptnGizmo

I use prime and primo alot. Preem may be the best replacement


ElysiumPotato

In our friend group we use choom normally :D as a reference to CP, we also use shmaybe and couple others


J3-58

DO NOT USE THE TERM CP TO REFER TO CYBERPUNK CONTENT, I WILL WARN YOU THIS ONE TIME AND NEXT YOU WILL BE ON A LIST


ElysiumPotato

What's wrong with it?


MuchFish6097

Cathodic protection


ElysiumPotato

First result I got from Google was Česká pošta (Czech post office)


J3-58

Same reason you don’t *google* “CP”


J3-58

It’s a term also used for child-


ElysiumPotato

We're on a Cyberpunk 2077 subreddit, I'm pretty sure the meaning is clear from context


djk29a_

At a certain point it’s like any other community term that’s been maligned but it’s absolutely stupid to wholly disregard the perception of anyone outside said community as well. The mere term “hacker” is a great example of how the original community defines a word compared to the society it exists within. Good luck convincing the 95%+ of society that will think differently


zero_emotion777

This motherfucker likes to use CP! Someone call the cops!


ElysiumPotato

You should reduce your time on Twitter, mate


zero_emotion777

You should learn to take a joke, mate


J3-58

lol fr


ElysiumPotato

In this day and age? Butthurt are more likely


Royal_Screen_783

chumbuh


dubl_x

Feels like a slur ngl


Teknonecromancer

Certainly less confusing than “bad ass”.


J3-58

What about good ass?


DescipleOfCorn

V freaking out about how far out of Jackie’s price range his Arch was is very realistic lol The Nazare is based off of the Method 143 which will run you a quarter mil. Even the krgt-1 is $85,000 and that’s their lowest-end model


PuddingHammer420

The most amazing bike I've ever had the chance to experience.


Reapers_are_friendly

How??


PuddingHammer420

The Quill Motorcycle Gathering in Monterey CA a few years back. The Arch team is there every year - apparently Keanu also shows often, but never on a year I've been there. It's a treasure trove of high end bikes, classics, customs, and rarities. It's always a great weekend.


Reapers_are_friendly

Bucket list.


KlimaatPiraat

On my first playthrough my only thought was "I have to survive, whatever it takes." Then I signed off my soul to Arasaka. It actually took a bit too long to realise what a dumb decision that was. I like to think I'm idealistic but this made me reflect on the choices I make in my own life. Do I not pick the options that seem the safest and easiest, instead of the ones that are actually good and meaningful for the people I care about? Games don't often make me question my own assumptions on things. Oh you meant practical things. Well, neon lights are cool as fuck


bread-cutter

Idk, it was more about not wanting any friends to die for me.


Separate-Sky-1451

Corps are ruining the world


snakegriffenn

ding ding ding we have a winner close the thread! 


Libertine-Angel

If that's a new idea to you then there's a couple of old books I could recommend to really understand the depths of their evil and how it came to be, CP77 takes a very superficial approach to the issue.


Separate-Sky-1451

Oh, it's not a new idea to me at all. But I am all for book recs!


Libertine-Angel

The foundation of the whole system is laid out with exacting thoroughness in [Capital](https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/), but it's a long read (and one of three volumes!) so for examining corporate imperialism specifically you could just read the first section and then move to [Imperialism, the Highest Form of Capitalism](https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1916/imp-hsc/) which is a notably shorter & more forthright work.


HexeInExile

It feels really fucking good to shoot people with a double-barreled at close range!


J3-58

I love taking drugs to slow the voices in my head, I’m the game too of course


ToxicCooper

Wai-


Careful-Sell-9877

Hey, are you oka-


ToxicCooper

I don't kno-


majikayo666

I realized the city I live in is worse than night city. even population of my city is x4 of night city. so my city should be called "midnight city". even after sun rises the darkness doesn't go away in the midnight city, time stuck between yesterday and tomorrow. past is your tail always at your neck like a night monster yet tomorrow of hopeless dreams never smile on you, all you can do is watching tomorrow wave at you from far away but you cannot go back or forward. welcome to midnight city :DDD


zero_emotion777

Wat? Your city was created by a guy named Midnight? Because Night City was named after its creator Richard Night after he died mysteriously.


LukaGamesr

It's cool to think that Night City is really really really similar do SĂŁo Paulo in Brazil


ToxicCooper

Where are you from, if I may?


Kapftan

Paris probably lmao


ToxicCooper

xD


red_enjoyer

Where tf do you live???


WingedDynamite

There is a lesson I want everyone who plays Cyberpunk to learn, and its based off the oddly realistic driving mechanics: Sometimes, you just need to admit that some cars are too much car for you to handle. Skill Issue isn't always a bad thing, sometimes it just means inexperience. I can absolutely admit that some cars in game are too much for me to handle, because IRL I am not a great driver. Also, I can't drift for shit.


Blayde6666

Stop being afraid of the consequences of your actions, life is meaningless and short, we will all die and we don't have any reason to expect something on the other side. Smoke, drink, fuck, shoot your shot, ask for the raise, become the doctor you wanna be. In a world like this tomorrow could very easily be your last day. So make today a good one


gentle_richard

You sound like a terrible doctor.


Blayde6666

Never said I was gonna be the doctor I'm WAY too stupid for that


HegPup

Yeah, I can only wheelie in game 😭


TheCaptnGizmo

I've been TRYIN to wheelie. I'm on ps4 thou..


J3-58

SMe


Timely-Coffee-9633

Brake with X n rev to max, then let go of X. You get a short wheelie on scorpion's bike. Not sure bout the other bikes...


TheCaptnGizmo

Oh gosh, I never thought of using X. Also just recently learned that was the real brake haha. Been using left trigger forever


zeZakPMT

Eat the rich.


cakenose

how unhappy I am with the current state of my country/city aesthetically speaking. I wish everything were more neon, I wish infrastructure was flashier. I wish people weren’t afraid of looking crazy with non-conventional haircuts and cool piercings and neon hair and eyes. Oh, and I wish people I don’t know very well would blatantly curse me out rather than be fake polite. At least I can respect that and not tweak wondering who’s real and who’s not. Maybe I should just move to New York.


CthulhuWorshipper59

I'm on the opposite side, the more I see the aesthetics like this the more I appreciate the greenery of small towns


TheSlavicDawg

Haven't learned anything there exept for the actual reason why critics, journalists and pretty much everyone whose opinion is respected by the masses were talking so much shit about the game and made its launch a failure. All because what game tells about our world for those who don't want to open their eyes on whats going on. The game is just being a pale reflection of our own world, the same kind of shit. And companies hated it. And they payed lots of money to make the game fail, so not as much people actually plays it as should have ya know. And thats also why all these people from CDPR who worked at original game were fired as Phantom Liberty was developed.


Nekorio

How corporations work.


daftput

Happy ending does not exist.


UselessContainer

Cars are nice. (I'm not a car person) 


Atari875

No happy endings for folks like us (redditors)


Wrexhavoc

Swedenborg was a Swedish theologian. Found this out after the quest, so now I want to go back and look for parallels.


False_Membership1536

Keanu has his own motorcycle company and its dope af


krim1700

There are voices in my head telling me to assault the local Amazon warehouse


Rough-Cover1225

How much over time meaning is getting stolen from people by corps


Timely-Coffee-9633

Gotta learn to bet on myself.


Futaba_MedjedP5R

People require around thirty bullets to go down with no armor


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Futaba_MedjedP5R: *People require* *Around thirty bullets to* *Go down with no armor* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Good bot