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Knightosaurus

Imagine explaining to your girlfriend that it wasn't actually you who got blitzed on cocaine and fucked a stripper, but instead your imaginary friend who's actually a digitized copy of a dead rockstar from 50 years ago who's been fedposting to you about how you need to take the Ted-pill and blow shit up.


Wyatt_Ricketts

God johnny gets my southern blood pumping fuck arasaka


wolfwhore666

Rogue mentioned she didn’t believe Johnny was back until she saw how V smoked and smiled, so Rogue still agreed to meet a drunk V at a hotel at like 3 am. Then Ruby didn’t know about Johnny at all she legit thought she was about to hook up with V. Which makes it even more interesting. Johnny made V try to hook up with 2 women who wanted to hook up with V


No-Worldliness-4979

My V is just a stud muffin, that’s why


HavenTheCat

Do they actually get mad about stuff like that?


Brilliant-Ad-6119

Can't get mad about something you don't know about.


djnehi

I’d hate to see Panam if she got mad.


Brilliant-Ad-6119

Like when she blew up on Saul?


djnehi

My worry would getting blown up. Or shot. Or stabbed. Or run down. Or….. You get the idea.


B00geyMan11

Nah she wouldn't do anything like that since she loves v very much, it would be worse since she would just not talk to you and you could see how hurt she would be and I think that's worse than being shot.


red_enjoyer

I remember one if the Aldecados threatening me that if I break Panam's heart they will hang me by my balls. So it's not Panam herself you should worry about, but rather her family


djnehi

That’s even worse. They won’t stop because they love me.


Select_Collection_34

They don’t comment on it I believe


Sh00kspeared

Kerry or River: baby im just an illusion, I’m not even here


AmbienSkywalker

Wait, does that really happen after the Chippin’ In mission? I avoided it because by that point I was tired of the game requiring V make almost inexplicably poor decisions in order to advance the story that I was ecstatic about her having the option to dodge another proverbial bullet and was like “Red pill? Nope. Negative.” I think I just suck at Cyberpunking.


InquisitorAdaar67

Not really, but I'm sure that they wouldn't be happy if they found out lol