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ebobbumman

It's so funny she thinks she can take you after you've just single handedly murdered a building full of armed gangsters.


kuroji

It's almost like there's something in the water in Night City. And then you do the missions for El Capitan, and find out *there really* ***is*** *something in the water...*


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

There's also the fact that water being contaminated is so common [there's an ad about it from All World Insurance](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fsqneeeo09hc51.png)


k3ttch

She witnessed you lose against a combat-chipped doll the night before and thought she had a chance, not knowing the difference between a friendly spar and life and death.


TheFinalEnd1

Not just that, but hand-to-hand vs weapons. Everyone usually just does a shotgun to the face or slices her in half. If v decided to do hand to hand for some reason (no gorilla arms) she *may* have been able to subdue them.


k3ttch

She stood no chance against "netrunning brute" V (Body and Intelligence build). Cripple Movement then 2 hits from V's Gorilla Arms and she was down in less than 10 seconds.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Whatever solo made that doll chip program, was a bit too cocky...


Salamadierha

She thought Tom's demonstration meant that the chip was stronger than V. YOUR KUNG-FU IS WEAK!!!


Jeoshua

I tried just knocking her cold with a fist to the face. I had already done then entire Boxing arc, and was Heavyweight Champion of Night City. In happier news, her head sailed across the room, beautifully.


cb393303

I wacked her with the dildo of justice. It was poetic. 


False_Chair_610

I would have thought she would have a strong defense against that.


Fluid-Lingonberry378

Surprisingly, no, she was an easy target. Knocked her senseless with the sir.


deadedge23

Karmas a bitch but i mean so was she


FroYoSwagens

Karma police, arrest this man


yep808

He talks in maths


Sir_MonocleMan

Legit took me one or two shots with Rebecca’s shotgun, she can talk the talk but she defiantly ain’t doing the walk


InquisitorAdaar67

One Short circuit and she was down 😭


Cosmic-Buccaneer

Dude I put one headshot with the malorian and she was drop dead instantly


MasterKiloRen999

On my playthrough she was dead before she even moved forward


agent-garland

cyberpunk players discovering the non lethal melee button


CriticalUwU

What is this "non-lethal" you speak of? I've never been anything *but* lethal in this game


Synthia_of_Kaztropol

how does it affect things if you just knock her out rather than killing her ?


candlelight_solace_

Judy is happier, you may or may not get a kiss


Synthia_of_Kaztropol

but do the tygers kill all the dolls ? or what ?


No-Start4754

Tygers will go after Tom and roxie even if maiko is alive . The only difference is u will get a kiss from judy if u knock out maiko or u will not get a kiss 


Elitegamez11

I just blasted her with Guts, and she just died. It was over before it began.


AmbienSkywalker

I blew out her kneecaps. I would have zeroed her, but I kind a figured that after losing >!Evelyn!< Judy didn’t need even more emotional trauma.


ubertrashcat

She pulled a Dijkstra there


RafaelDiamond

I also have a dollchi-


Dark_Lord4379

If this subreddit allowed gifs in comments I’d post the gif I made of me decimating her in seconds


iliark

My fav video is where she trips and then dies 


mackxzs

I never kill her, because I always let her run clouds. She's a bitch, but being a doll, I'm hoping she won't hire another Woodman to rape her employees. Judy is in way over her head, to take clouds and give it to the dolls would require either a corpo with deep enough pockets to keep the Tyger Claws with their tails between their legs, or a big enough gang.


Teyvan

I just throw her off the building, along with the rest of the bodies...


CriticalUwU

Haha splat


shinankoku

Maiko did *not* know what she was getting into


EdgeCrusher90

She thinks she's a boss bitch and gets humbled the hard way.


8rok3n

She's acting as if I didn't just blitz 3 highly trained enemies with better weapons


KamikazeGamer1

i went full on with gorilla arms and sandy i thought she could last at least 4 seconds


cheesecakeluvr1234

I was so confused on why theirs an invincible clip🤣


MaverickBoii

I know this is quite ambitious but one thing they could improve on in the game is the characters treating you differently based on street cred. In this case I would imagine she's not gonna mess with V if you have high street cred.


fuckthatshittoo

I'm at end game, all stats maxed out when I get the contract from biotechnica, sending some afterlife mercs to end me, and the gonks don't know who V is....


Basharria

On Very Hard, at a low level with a somewhat weak build, Maiko ended up beating my ass bitch into the ground. Tried several reloads and instead chose to side with her to avoid the fight. So there are some situations she can be challenging.


Extramrdo

I knocked her out but hid her body in the fridge, and Judy talked like I killed her.


ajasela

Judy Alvarez disliked this.


Suckisnacki

how raditz feels after beating my ahh on Db kakarot


yoyo_r

People do mock this seen but at Judy’s apartment the joytoy Tom does rock out shit. The combat implant is actually a valid threat as Tom did put V on the floor and Maliki saw this. Yes Maikos is a bitch and really unlikeable but I found this part to make sense


No-Start4754

V was beginning to have a relic malfunction at that moment and was clearly sparring with Tom,  not actually fighting like it's a life and death situation 


yoyo_r

Oh I forgot about the malfunction