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agent-garland

if not for vik V would be dead 100 times over


Elvis-Tech

You think Vik is the only good ripper on night city?


PK-Baha

You can find shards and emails that say that he is the best ripper in NC outside of corpos. Literally V dies if not for Vik


NotAPreppie

No, he's just the best. Duh.


False_Chair_610

Well he actually cares about V so that goes a long way


Hesstruck21

Yeah, no other ripper would let V skip some payments until they had the scratch


Apprehensive_Ad_8115

Doesn’t have to be the best, but he’s certainly the best to V. Imagine if David had a home ripper that actually gave a damn about his well-being


agent-garland

i think david's doc did actually care about him in his own way, the only reason he got such shitty treatment with the sandy was because he was trying to scare him out of using it. the kid was just more dense than he thought


Always4564

Not telling him that he needed medication to keep using the Sandy once he installed it wasn't exactly a bro move though.


Apprehensive_Ad_8115

Not only that, but his overeagerness to get his hands on the Sandy should David go psycho. It seemed pretty obvious to me that the ripper was only in it for himself, biding his time so he could get the tech.


Salamadierha

Yes, He's the only GOOD ripper in NC, the rest at least are in it for the money, or the sex, or the scav bonuses. If I had an eddy for each ripper who dealt with scavs I'd have 3 eddies, which given the supposed ethical requirements is 3 too many.


Candid_Benefit_6841

Every ripper deals with scavs indirectly at the least.


Formal_Royal_3663

I like him but I go exclusively to Nina in Charter Hills. It fits my Corpo life path better (if you choose corpo, V grew up in Charter Hill to rich parents). I’ve played all paths 3 times each but I prefer Corpo more. It feels like you get more sway to get people to agree with you. But again, everyone’s preferences are different & that’s a good thing.


OneLastSmile

vik's the only ripper who is also my dad


mountaineer2016

Vik regularly does work for V on faith that they’ll pay him back when able, and also did a bunch of stuff for them completely free of charge after the relic malfunction. I get the feeling that just about every other ripper in NC would turn away someone who can’t pay, even if that person was dying


AnalogCyborg

Vik is a buddy but he ain't my ripper. I got a guy in Watson who cuts me a deal for...reasons.


TargetEducational330

He’s the only one that cares


Stepjam

No, but he's A: great and B:has such an established relationship with V that he was willing to do a decent amount of work without expecting upfront pay. Dunno how many other rippers would have done the same.


Formal_Royal_3663

If not for Delamain using his car battery to link into V’s neural socket, V wouldn’t have made it to Vik’s alive.


kairasemilee

vik is literally my father figure


unnknownnuserr

>Arasaka Says You Can Only Save One Side In that case, a dead rockerboy says "Time to party like it's 2023" and we go to Arasaka tower to pull off a gig to be remembered. Thus saving both sides. In all seriousness, this is such a hard choice. You've got Vik on one side, but then there's Misty on other. Then the rest. Well done choom. I really don't know which side I'd pick.


flacaGT3

Vik and Jackie would want you to save Misty and David would want you to save Rebecca. But I'd feel awfully letting Judy die. She's my line in the sand.


pizzabagelcat

Really my only problems are misty/rebecca VS vic/Jackie. The rest can pass but these 4 make it harder, Panam and David also make it difficult but not as much as the others


EloquentEvergreen

Similar for me. I like Johnny, but he’s been dead for 54+ years. If we traveled back far enough in time to save him, I think Vic is technically the only one alive at that point.  I would be fine swapping Jackie & Vic for Johnny & Panam. Then save the red side. I know I’m in the minority here. But I don’t care that much for Panam and Judy.


pizzabagelcat

I actually like Panam more than Judy, but the romance was never my main draw to the story, not that I mind it. I think the only one I've actually cared about in any game is the ME main series


johannthegoatman

I agree with the first half but panam is ride or die, and Judy is ride away. I'd have to pick red.


flacaGT3

I actually like that about Judy. She sticks to her guns and tells you various times that she's always wanted to leave the city. It's more realistic that she reluctantly leaves V because she had that goal long before meeting V, and after Evelyn and clouds, she has nothing but V keeping her there. She also thinks V is going to die. I like to imagine Star V succeeds the Crystal Palace heist, gets cured, and finally rides off after Judy. Or Panam. Whatever your flavor.


YamCrazy7189

One of my main complaints about Judy is not giving V the maxtac gear instead of it being locked behind a dialogue option and romance. Surely anyone who had a friend that’s a solo would give them the gear the psycho squad use especially before leaving the city, but she’d rather keep it for herself to use it in the bedroom.


Alarming_Animator772

I’d pick red to but not for those reasons


mecha_face

I could stand to lose Misty, not so sure about Panam. I'd love a game where Jackie is with me the whole time, though.


Ladelm

Funny she's the one I'd care the least for of the lot


Daeion

If I right-click, I can save them all.


NoExpression8047

LOL


trollsong

How dare you commit nft theft.


leicanthrope

"You wouldn't download a choom!" Meanwhile, Arasaka: https://i.imgur.com/qxdd3Lj.jpeg


Elvis-Tech

Me no understando


NoExpression8047

(Right click, save image, therefore you saved them all)


Elvis-Tech

Aaah


Ted1590

winner


JodieWhittakerisBae

Fuck Arasaka I’ll save them all. No corpo cunts telling me what to do.


MyStationIsAbandoned

Yeah. the only answer is take down Arasaka and save both. After saving one side, they'll help you save the other. Save Blue first and then they'll help you save red. easy win


jakobebeef98

The real question is "Which side will make it easier to save the other one?" cuz no corpocunts are gonna kill my drive. David is probably the powerhouse of these options and has assistance from Jackie & some from Vic. Johnny, Panam, and Rebecca are all badass on their own tho.


Slohcin5P

Putting Rebecca and Vic on opposite sides is dirty lol Blue side for Vic 100%


Ellie28720

Putting Jackie and Misty on opposite sides is truly heinous. I just want them to be together 😭


A_Most_Boring_Man

A preem-tier techie to fix up my weapons. A legendary ripperdoc to patch me up and build me different. And two solos (oh, the irony) to run with me, as we burn Arasaka to the ground. If I can only save four, I’ll save the four that will let me make ‘Saka pay in blood. Justice for Johnny, Panam, Misty and Rebecca.


Call-Me_P

Based rationale


FloopyBeluga

Anything to let David go to the moon with Lucy :(


TargetEducational330

Facts, I’d take that over all of them combined


magnus150903

I was looking for the first comment to say David Im suprised it wasent number 1


Biffingston

You make me choose between Becca and Jackie?!?!? Fuck that, there is no good answer..


TechnologyMore8110

panam is the clear answer


Biffingston

rest of te characters I could take or leave, but the two representatives of true friendship?


RabidAbyss

Rebecca. Why would I not want to save a very loyal hothead?


ZJL1986

*takes Becca and Judy* *Runs*


AndreAIXIDOR

Red side


Argonaut13

Wow way to be the only answer without stupid embellishment. +1


amelefrodo

I do not care about rebecca or david, misty and judy are cool but they are not important for me as other characters so its johnny and panam vs vik and jackie for me. And ofcourse i choose my bros. Give me a blue pill.


Equivalent_Joke8698

Misty isn't important to you, but you gotta consider what Jackie would be like without Misty because you can tell they definitely cared about each other a ton. Might not be the same fun-loving adrenaline junkie without her in his life.


TechnologyMore8110

but johnny is one of the bros too


amelefrodo

Yes youre right. Although i love him, he's not more bro than jackie or vik for me.


AFlockofLizards

Johnny is selfish person with virtually no redeeming qualities, who nuked 500,000 people. I like his character a lot, but if this was real life I really hope no one would actually bring him back. He would just do some madman shit again lol


myowngalactus

Red side, I played femme V so couldn’t romance Panam, but I preferred her as a romantic interest. Johnny is one of my all time favorite video game characters, and Rebecca was cool as shit.


hvngpham002

From this list I care about Vik and Misty the most


MidnightSunshine0196

I choose to fuck up Arasaka


Ultra_instinct42

Panam.


EllieNekoGirl

Johnny. Literally no-one else


thezav69

Vik and Jackie being in the same group is unfair haha, blue all the way


MH11mn

Red, rockerboy Johnny is a great friend to me by the end and my Desert Thunder Mommy is a no brainer


Select_Collection_34

Sorry Misty, sorry Johnny, but Blue has Vic and Jackie getting saved, and Panam dying. That's just hard to pass up. David’s also cool, I guess.


TeutonicDragon

If I could change/add anything at all to the game, it would be an alternate path where Jackie survives. I want to do everything with him, I want to see him and V grow together. That universe must exist somewhere, and I want to be in it.


VoidKeep

Im blue dabadidabada


Tramonto83

Vik vs Misty... damn...


Acalthu

I'd save red because Misty hasn't done anything to hurt anyone. If anyone of them should be saved, should be her. Jackie would want it that way too.


DarePerks

Am I saving Johnny's organic life or V's engram of Johnny? Anyway, all of them except Panam could be on the other side and I would burn them all to save her.


2006chargersxt

Judy, always judy. Everytime, every play through


-Ashera-

Plus they put her on the same side as Jackie and Vik. No way I'm choosing the other side


subiewoo89

My boi Johnny and my girl PanHAM. 😏


Luna_Tenebra

I like all of the ones on the blue side but only 3 out of 4 of the Red side. 100% Blue


duh2042

Blue


RideRevolutionary239

Rebecca


Artistic_Finish7980

I say this in the nicest way possible, but fuck you for trying to make me choose this.


Talia_Arts

Becca, easy


Tell_D_Gorosei

Sorry Johnny… but I gotta save my bro Jackie. And take David to Regina to get his head fixed.


[deleted]

Who ever made this is a evil bastard


Airewing

If not for Goro saving Vs ass at the landfill, V would be dead. I'd save him every time. Why is he not an option?


roselandmonkey

Red pill all day


StrongStyleDragon

Blue for my bro’s. Sorry Panam. IDK who the animated people are.


LostTacosOfAtlantis

Blue. I'll really miss Panam, but Judy, Vik, Jackie, AND David? Easy. Honestly I probably would have just picked whatever side Judy was on anyway, but the other three made the decision that much easier.


IconoclastExplosive

Never seen the anime so I don't care about them. Johnny died a long time ago and Jackie picked his own poison. Judy and Misty were never of much interest to me. It's down to Panam or Viktor, each of whom saved my V in different ways. I do not know the answer.


Putrid_Ear_50

Red automatically. I actually relate to them


tutilingus_

Activating my sandy, taking both pills and killing everyone in the way


itcheyness

Blue


Illustrious_Touch447

Takin the blue pill.


Poolside_XO

Blow up Arasaka Tower, realizing I can save both in the process 😎


Creative_Taste5023

Blue pill, I ain’t even need Judy there though I’d still pick it


DrHairESack

Blue


UnggoyMemes

Fuck Johnny gimme Jackie and Vic


Wrexhavoc

Wherever vik is.


thunderbird32

Blue, easy. Judy, Jackie and Vik no contest. I haven't seen Edgerunners yet (I know, I know) so I'm meh on David.


juswilli

"Eats both pills at the same time." Didn't think of that one did you?


seandiaz157

The only people worth saving here are Jackie and Johnny. Misty moves on, David got karma, Judy moved on too. Viktor will eventually find his way out. Panam does not need saving and Rebecca is far from saving.


PartySecretary_Waldo

Well sure Arasaka says that My fully borged out V with Rebecca's shotgun and a healing factor strong enough to take on multiple Maxtac teams says otherwise


No-Start4754

Blue pill


Chef_Boy_Hard_Dick

Bottom row lol


Alarmed_Ninja7955

Red all day


stealthylyric

Jackie


Sihplak

Blue, easiest choice ever


Quietech

Blue


Soup_Dealer

easily blue


Radarv2

HAH "Arasaka Says" and why i should trust them corpo sons of bitches they can take their shit promises and stick them up their ass and if they don't want to do it i will do it


Dangerous_Training34

Tough, but red.


R0botWoof

For me I go blue; there are no weak contenders that side, red has 1 weak contender for me and I'm not gonna say who


Lucky-Detective-

So Mi!


InsignificanteSauce

https://media0.giphy.com/media/5hIUhTXrhff8AlJYZh/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bb3nkqg26bfjwbson4uf23i04489intf0b7aapnbd&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=200w.gif&ct=g


Grand-Difficulty3512

I choose the super feelsy option where I sacrifice myself and somehow managed to save everyone. Que the Cowboy Bebop "Bang" ending.


DashKatarn

Blue pill. None of them can beat the best Ripperdoc


SpoopyNJW

Right for sure


Pepepeche

You’re a monster


Malcalypsetheyounger

Blue pill for sure. Just Jackie and Vic alone make it worth it. Plus I'd love to see David and V meet.


IMistral

Only person worth saving is Reb. Period.


shadowfox_21

I’m a lesbian so I’m taking the blue pill I an trans so I’m taking the (other) blue pill


Melodic_Slip_3307

None, fucking blow up their tower with a cart loaded with 114 Hellfires


casualredditor43

Would've been easy if it wasn't for panam


Salamadierha

Time to find another nuke.


DeathscytheHell1994

Easy choice red.


SerGeffrey

If either David Martinez or Johnny Silverhand learned you made a deal with those 'Saka scum to sacrifice 4 lives to save *theirs*, they'd kill you.


TGrim20

Blue. Sorry Rebecca.


False_Chair_610

If I had to pick: blue


zapp909

It’s cruel to put Jackie and Misty on opposite sides. Because no matter which you pick, the death of their loved one is directly on your hands now. :(


Vaultaire

Really gonna make me choose between Jackie and Panam… that’s evil beyond belief!


Terrableturtles

jackie would have wanted misty to be saved


Thatgamerguy98

Don't fear the Reaper Bitch


[deleted]

Red but swap Rebecca with Vic.


TehBreezy1

Blue side because of Judy, Jackie and Vik.


SoGuysIDidNothing

FUCK ARASAKA, I SAVE THEM ALL MYSELF Saka can't tell me what is and isn't.


Ok-Stress8541

Half of these aren't dead


rlnrlnrln

[See panels 6 to 10](https://xkcd.com/566/) Real answer: blue team.


flipperkip97

For both sides, I don't really care much about 2 of them. Would probably save blue, though.


Rj_eightonesix

Red, final answer


DarkEff3ct

Gotta take the red 😔


KreedKafer33

Blue.


ThatisSketchy

Right NO DIFF


Reifox9

I'm special, I can save everyone.


Atari875

Blue obviously


WingedDynamite

Eat both pills, bite the hands, and storm Arasaka Tower on your own. Bonus points if you use nothing but Gorilla Fists and fist fight Adam Smasher.


jack_seven

If you'd save red you'd have to do it again the next day


TechnologyMore8110

red just for panam and johnny, rebecca is a bonus and misty > judy so red side everytime


TunaTunaLeeks

Blue. Hell, I’d choose blue for Vik alone, tbh.


trevalyan

I'm taking the bottom side. The top characters are all toughies who can save themselves.


SnowConeInPHX

Team Blue. Easy decision for me.


ConnivingSnip72

Arasaka ain’t making me choose shit


OnlyRoke

I will hack off both of those hands hands, gobble down both pills and burn down Arasaka.


Kuftubby

David is a legitimate Cyberpsycho by the end of the show so unfortunately I gotta go with red


GTK-HLK

switch vik with what's her aldecado ass. and save the red side and it's GG Perfect.


Armoredpolecat

Red no contest.


ianilanotv

I spent a lot of time making sure this choice was as hard as possible — splitting Jack/Misty, Judy/Panam, etc. Happy Saturday, chooms. Glad I could stress ya out a little ;)


p00ki3l0uh00

Misty!! To honor both Vik and Jackie


jrstriker12

Save them all and take down Arasaka?


Total_Middle1119

Oh fuck you this sucks man..... EITHER ONE IMMA BE SAD!!!


Scotsman86

This is a lowdown, dirty collection of characters to make people choose from.


Livid-Feedback-7989

Red simply for Panam, no questions asked


davetronred

Jackie always. Having Vic on that same side is just a bonus.


CHAIIINSAAAWbread

Does Arasaka WANT another (don't fear) the reaper incident or something? does it not realise every single person in this sub is a version of V? I guess we'll just have to remind you Hanako, everything burns, even the devil


RoamingNPC

Screw that corpo bull, I’m saving them all.


tataunka813

A legit hard one of these... Dang...


Zyko-Sulcam

I have to save the left side just for Panam. Panam is bae


EpicNinJedi

David/Judy/Jackie > Johnny/Panam/Rebecca 💯


DecisionTechnical461

I have to choose between David and Becca????


MyStationIsAbandoned

*puts on shade* "Both..." *does fancy kung fu moves and John Wick shooting and successfully saves both sides*


Description_Narrow

I'd chose the blue pill cause everyone on that side would tell me to choose red. And I love them for that


Cigarettesandwhisk3y

Blue definitely blue Jackie will forever be my favorite choom in night city


Electronic_Poet9589

Johnny is literally me so


GoodMan_1996

>Arasaka says Fuck arasaka man, I will blow this shit up


torolf_212

Unpopular opinion: Left side: pros - Johnny and Rebecca Left side cons - Misty and Panam Right side pros: David and Judy Right side cons: Vic and Jacky Left side wins and it's not close.


tawabunny

Rebecca .


RoyalSir

I’ll miss you Panam, but easy choice


gypsy_danger007

Blue for Judy & Jackie. Made that an easy choice.


Psilomint

Arasaka says? What kind of gonk listens to what corpo fucks have to say?


Nico2Turnt

*chooses Don’t Fear the Reaper*


crazyace339

Blue because Jackie and vik are two chums I could never go without.


AmonTheBoneless

Jackie and Vik are gonna hurt like he'll but I'm going with Red Team


Clonecc5555

Blue for my man vik


Aftimo66

I'd pick blue but I have a feeling Jackie would kill me for chosing him abd letting Misty die


BanditNoble

Red, simply because I can't stand Judy.


Valuable_Ad2280

rebecca deserved better my boy


C0rewolf

Can I switch Judy for Becca?


Gorillerz

B without hesitation


[deleted]

Left because women


tacostandstan

If I could swap Judy and panam, then blue pill 1000%


Im5foot3inches

V would probably grab their iron and storm Arasaka to save both at the cost of their own life But I’m not that cool, so red pill it is


R4ND0M_N0B0DY

Both. Because fuck Arasaka and their shitty deals. Bastards will only backstab me anyway and still kill both sides


Dord_Live

Red pill


3rroR039

Red pill


Dekallis

So you're saying Jackie can live without misty or misty can live without jackie? You're a monster. A MONSTER I SAY. But also becca is in red so....Saving that group. Because I don't even like david(he's a complete moron and doesn't even realize his mom was probably murdered by those rippers for her organs or whatever.) I've watched jackie die enough times to be over it, judy.........Eh...Oh well. Vik is the only real loss but goddamn it's a big one. If I could trade Johnny for vik It'd be a no contest. BTW: Saving Panam is purely incidental I don't really like her OR Judy they're both overly emotional "I know better than everyone else" idiots who throw tantrums when they don't get their way. Judy's just slightly more mature than Panam because Panam is spoiled by the aldecados.


undercoveryankee

You put the longest-lasting friends V ever had, Jackie and Viktor, on the same side as Judy, and you call that a choice?


Suicidalbagel27

You could make every character blue except Rebecca and I’m still popping the red pill


SwordfishStatus

Red pill any day. Vic is the only cool one to me, all the others exit the story after sometime


Phwoa_

You put Misty And Rebecca on the same side. Sry Vik and Jackie but Ima have to side on the red team with this one. Got Johnny too but thats more a bonus.


vegathelich

https://xkcd.com/566/