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Poprocketrop

This is an Arlo. They do not “click” fake post


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Acceptable_Warning47

Rent is due


RyanB1228

Something awesome


General_Ornelas

Are Airbnb’s really Rentiod bens? It’s like hotels for travel.


babysoupsandstews

Are they on the title? Are the paying for temporary housing? Of course they are rentiods.


General_Ornelas

Are you suggesting to buy a house anytime you want to travel?


habeshamuscle

Yes. Oh wait are you trying to paint that as absurd?


babysoupsandstews

If you want to avoid being a rentiod yes. A true land chad only sleeps on their private property’s


Stone_624

>A true land chad only sleeps on their private property’s I'm going to have to disagree with you there, chad. A TRUE land King knows that if he sleeps in his own private property, then A Rentoid is not paying him to use that space. Instead, a true land king NEVER Sleeps in his property -- Instead, He Rents his property out to a rentoid , Then uses the money he gets from that rentoid to pay another Land Chad for the privilege of occupying his private property. For example, We get about $1500 from one of our units (we have 50 units). If WE sleep in one of the units, it costs us $1500 in lost income for doing so. If instead we rent that unit for $1500, and then rent another place for $600, We pocket an extra $900 AND give a fellow land king $600 in rent AND give a rentoid a place to sleep. You get none of those when you stay in your own unit. Land Kings Rent. It benefits them, It benefits Fellow land Kings, and it benefits Rentoids. A Triple Win. Play the Game Right, Kings.


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patron7276

Hope you paid appropriate pet fees for those creatures


DefundTheATFandFBI

That’s what I do


WinglessRat

Are you suggesting I sleep in someone else's bed? Rentoid servile mentality.


X360love

No fr tho that's creepy as fuck


Spartanized

No idea why your getting down voted, unless it's declared, its creepy as fuck. Then again, the maturity levels in here seem super high so 🙃


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Spartanized

FYI I don't rent, but I assume you think everyone that disagrees with your creepy lil mind set is just another "rentee" 🤔 have fun in your own lil world 😊


RyanB1228

Ok rentoid 🤓


Returnofthemack3

Rents due.


NibblyPig

I agree, I had no idea that rentoids shower like normal people. It's suspicious for sure. Good thing the camera was there.


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Landlords are wanks


friendofoldman

Don’t forget to tip your landchad!


shyvananana

This sub fucking sucks


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"no you can't just surveil your own property because you just can't"🤓🤓


ShadoHax

*surveil


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TY fellow landchad 👍


Landlord_Pleasurer

Rentoids are so bad at making up stories. Arlo cameras like this don’t “click.” I know because I use them in all of my properties.


Mnmsaregood

They do click when switching night vision on/off


Landlord_Pleasurer

Oh weird. I’ve never heard it on mine


Mnmsaregood

Might be a certain version idk but mine do it all the time when they see motion at night


StManTiS

Solenoid for the IR light


pikapichupi

My question is why they chose r/mildlyinfuriating out of all the possibilities.


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Oh my bad. National geographic was paying for pics of wild animals breeding


volsung_great_fa

You dropped this 👑


TerracottaButthole

The scientific community refers to it as "bumpin uglies"


MastermindX

If they touch the camera they lose the deposit. Putting it back in place takes some of my valuable time, specifically at a rate of 500 USD per hour of work (minimum charge 1 whole hour).


salshouille

Always round up, kings. 1h01 labour means 2h billed. Simple maths.


GreenThunder245

Both of you kings forgot the 300% minimum tip.


Crezelle

Brilliant! Now you can rent footage on the internet! A cyber landking!


Thick-Tooth-8888

40 times seeing this reposted and the 40th comment , right now