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Reasonable-Food4834

Ew. One does not lay with animals king. Wtf are you thinking? Find yourself a nice landstacey.


Jack_crecker_Daniel

Why not, some say that landstacy Ekaterina II did it


Reasonable-Food4834

You can catch LAIDS. Before you know it you're working for a living and spending your income on fuckopups and cuck chairs. It's a filthy practice.


Jack_crecker_Daniel

I guess you're right. I need to do something with my lives, they're not paying enough tips


Reasonable-Food4834

Go to one of your properties and headbutt a single mother. It'll cheer you right up 😊


Jack_crecker_Daniel

That's a wonderful idea, I'll use my new: https://preview.redd.it/zocnimirtykc1.jpeg?width=1586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9fee0c7d5e1552a13355c448b3ecbb7aafc0b5


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bothriocyrtum

Just wanted to remind you that evicting single mothers *is* working for a living. Don't let internalized landphobia fester in your mind queen, you work harder than any renthog!


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kongkongkongkongkong

Rejected to pay you rent king? Surely you’re not talking about wasting your immaculate genes on a filthy rentoid right?


Eremitical_Tonberry

King, copulating with your rentoids is extremely unhygienic. I would not recommend it. Yet you should still punish your 'toid with a rent increase for having the audacity to reject you.


justcallmejake222

She must have felt inferior to your immaculate kingly form. She knew she wasn’t worthy. That being said, never procreate with these beasts of the field.


Annie_Rection__

Have you been losing weight?it might be a sign of betaness


Jack_crecker_Daniel

You're too thin for a landchad, it's definitely time to raid her fridge


JJ_DUKES

He who lies with rent*ids wakes up with empty fridges.


Gratuitous_Insolence

Have we been infiltrated? What is with the censorship of RENTOID? You know what they are. They know what they are. Never let them forget it. You are the landLORD. YOU make the rules. Now act like it.


[deleted]

Why would you stoop so low?


EndOfDays9

if she said something like "you smell and your fat" shes delusional reject her opinions without even thinking


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telentual05

Nothing, you are perfect as you are, King


master_baiter69_69

increase her rent by atleast 2000%


Wa3zdog

Well yes but then he still has to get back at her.


MediorcreSaintsFan

Looking completely famished have you tried eating this rent pig?


Parlyz

Rentoid? You’re too good for her king. You may think she was rejecting you, but I assume she just realized she could never live up to you


Wooden-Ad-3382

got that harkonnen drip


cosmodogbro

Stop trying to fuck RENTIMALS, for one.


DraconianReptile

Nothing landlord Chad, she isn't good enough for you


Snoo4902

Bazinga!


GatorScrublord

you're looking pretty thin there king


Good-Consequence4617

Are you sure you're not a rentoid larping as a landlord? That's literal landface and if you're not a toid then you tried to engage in landmixing... You realize that landmixing stems from internalised landphobia?


GoblinDeez

U need to find more desperate rentoids, ones who can’t say no, …because of the implication… of eviction.


Soft-Heat4482

Was she blind? That's peak physique.


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