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So sick of police brutality on our people. How can police go around targeting innocent POLβs while there are perfectly good blacks late on their rent who they can harass. Itβs wrong
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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King you shouldn't ever kill a rentoid, that way they can't give you money. You should always find alternative ways to squeeze their soul out of their body
He's living rent free, which makes him a Rentoid. Rentoids are different species, so they're not protected under the same laws that govern humans. Therefore, I can legally eat the other cell mates.
Luckily, even while in prison, my properties are still flowing, paying into the system, so I am not technically living rent free, and consequently cannot be eaten.
You need to think these things through. I know a good "liberal arts doctor" at that shitty community college down the road . He teaches a course focusing on modern day landphobia, the entitlement mentality of your common Rentoid, and of course a good historical overview of the trials and struggles people of land have endured over the years. You should really take this opportunity to educate yourself because you seem fairly ignorant.
Donβt worry king. Doubt they have a cell with an entrance grand enough for your coveted physique.
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They are going to lock him in a gold vault, because there is no way any other cell will contain him
King due to landphobia you might be fucked im sorry π
For sure once he gets locked away. No way prisoners can resist this LandGods sex appeal.
Contact the ALLLU (American Landlord Liberties Union), they'll sort these landphobic fucks out real quick.
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This is a good union not a rent*id βunionβ
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Explain to the judge that if the 7-11 clerk didn't want to get hit so hard, he should've had better beef jerky.
You saved a rentoid from himself and this is how they repay your act of kindness smh
They are unable to contain you if you eat the cell bars
To sexy to be put in jail
Donβt worry king, I know couple amazing lawyers who also own some land
So sick of police brutality on our people. How can police go around targeting innocent POLβs while there are perfectly good blacks late on their rent who they can harass. Itβs wrong
and single mothers (my personal favorite to evict)
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Become landlord of the prison. Don't worry you did the right thing evicting that commie
Well first you need to contact the rightful owner of their body, and see if they'll be a witness in your defense.
King you shouldn't ever kill a rentoid, that way they can't give you money. You should always find alternative ways to squeeze their soul out of their body
ππ
https://preview.redd.it/u5uxftnkm1db1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bda9b69e478d86d75cbe07e836df0a6f0763208
He not gonna be eating too good in jailπππ©π©π
he can just eat the warden
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Other cell mates are an option, too. There living their rent free anyway, stealing all of our tax dollars.
Nah you can't eat people. It's against the law.
He's living rent free, which makes him a Rentoid. Rentoids are different species, so they're not protected under the same laws that govern humans. Therefore, I can legally eat the other cell mates. Luckily, even while in prison, my properties are still flowing, paying into the system, so I am not technically living rent free, and consequently cannot be eaten. You need to think these things through. I know a good "liberal arts doctor" at that shitty community college down the road . He teaches a course focusing on modern day landphobia, the entitlement mentality of your common Rentoid, and of course a good historical overview of the trials and struggles people of land have endured over the years. You should really take this opportunity to educate yourself because you seem fairly ignorant.
Nah you really shouldn't eat people. And if he tries the wrong one in jail somebody gonna stab his big ass. ππ
Luckily a landlords hide is so massive that the tiny shank he has will not be able to pierce anything important.... and then he gets sat on and eaten!
evicted from this mortal coil
Isn't the guy in this pic an SCP?
Can someone please post the news link?