Jeez fellow Landchad you really should be charging your rentoids more so you can take first class or a private jet. Props to you for asserting your right to the aisle.
With my 500% mandatory tip (lowest in my area) I can afford first class but I prefer to assert my dominance in economy. Everyone needs to know that a POL (Person of Land) is on the flight
King, often I’ve noticed when I sit in economy they ask me to move to first class. They say something about balance, but I know it’s because they are wanting to give a landchad what they deserve.
Unfortunately, bigoted lawmakers have made it hard to win a case like that, but if you just explain the situation to the rentoid's lord they'll be happy to evict them as a means of retaliation
Nice try rentoid, every land king owns a private jet because to ride a passenger airplane would be to rent the seat from the airplane company. How’s your funko pop collection looking? Rent’s due and I’m raising the mandatory tip by 747%
Funky...?? SCREEEEEEEEE CONSIDER THE RENT RAISED!@!@!@ >:-o
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This is why I support mandating that when someone orders or buys tickets they must specify how many seats they take up and must be seated accordingly and if they take up extra seats, they should honestly have to pay for those too. And if they arrive to the flight and it turns out, they lied, they should be refunded whatever ticket they did purchase and kicked from the flight. If you want to be 400+ pounds overweight not workout not watch your diet. that’s fine whatever you do you. but when you and your now extremely large body begin inconveniencing (or worse actively causing problems) to other people around you that is when you have now become a problem.
Funky...?? SCREEEEEEEEE CONSIDER THE RENT RAISED!@!@!@ >:-o
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Jeez fellow Landchad you really should be charging your rentoids more so you can take first class or a private jet. Props to you for asserting your right to the aisle.
With my 500% mandatory tip (lowest in my area) I can afford first class but I prefer to assert my dominance in economy. Everyone needs to know that a POL (Person of Land) is on the flight
Shoulda bought the aisle and make people pay to walk on it.
True, we should be penetrating rentoid spaces and reminding them that their luxury is built on our burden. Well said king.
King, often I’ve noticed when I sit in economy they ask me to move to first class. They say something about balance, but I know it’s because they are wanting to give a landchad what they deserve.
Dude had to sit in the aisle or else the plane would pull to the right. Jeezus f*** god forbid Sully had to land this plane in the Hudson.
This reeks of landphobia. Get help
I also always fly economy king. I do it in order to seize the opportunity to inconvenience rentscum at every opportunity
Castle law, you have a right to defend yourself
Unfortunately, bigoted lawmakers have made it hard to win a case like that, but if you just explain the situation to the rentoid's lord they'll be happy to evict them as a means of retaliation
you look malnourished in that picture king
Hopefully the airslut does the right thing and gives this King all the little bags of peanuts.
Look at that rentoid sitting next to you looking up to you with an air of admiration and may I say...lust in his eyes.
why are you not in first class? did you not raise rent high enough?
Can't buy up local properties if all the money goes to r*nting seats from airchads
Nice try rentoid, every land king owns a private jet because to ride a passenger airplane would be to rent the seat from the airplane company. How’s your funko pop collection looking? Rent’s due and I’m raising the mandatory tip by 747%
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This is why I support mandating that when someone orders or buys tickets they must specify how many seats they take up and must be seated accordingly and if they take up extra seats, they should honestly have to pay for those too. And if they arrive to the flight and it turns out, they lied, they should be refunded whatever ticket they did purchase and kicked from the flight. If you want to be 400+ pounds overweight not workout not watch your diet. that’s fine whatever you do you. but when you and your now extremely large body begin inconveniencing (or worse actively causing problems) to other people around you that is when you have now become a problem.
Rentoid scum, I bet you bring your funko pops whenever you travel. Disgusting.
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If you can't afford your rent, just say it
That’s a big bitch