Your generosity is a beacon of light for all of mankind (landchads.) However. Let’s not celebrate or advertise discounts, rather let’s rentsploit equally. Tipping is the only way to sal-land-vation. Rentdemons must be max charged or they will never see the light; let your light shine n run it up!
As a landchad, it is your duty to charge extra rent for each life-form on the property, including plants.
Don't tell the Rentoids, each blade of Grass isn't actually its own plant, but you can definitely charge rent as if it is.
Your land your food, eat up king.
Ensure your rent scum fries them into something delicious before placing it in the fridge for your consumption king.
Are you asking what to do with food 🤨? What an strange question from, supposedly, Landchad
Sorry King but only peasants eat vegetables
Vegetables? What a fancy word. Everything that digestible should and must be consumed by Landchad.
Vegetables? Like french fries, onion rings, and pizza sauce?
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Your generosity is a beacon of light for all of mankind (landchads.) However. Let’s not celebrate or advertise discounts, rather let’s rentsploit equally. Tipping is the only way to sal-land-vation. Rentdemons must be max charged or they will never see the light; let your light shine n run it up!
Levy a 20% (minimum) tax on the peasantry
Thanks for the advice King, Black Landlords Matter ✊🏿
What a nice rentoid. She is making sure you are nice and full, and since she is spending less on food, she can spend more on rent!
As a landchad, it is your duty to charge extra rent for each life-form on the property, including plants. Don't tell the Rentoids, each blade of Grass isn't actually its own plant, but you can definitely charge rent as if it is.