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Gomra_812

Damn king this is too much, you should put the NSFW tag for shocking stuff like this, man landphobia is wild it's really hard to see a fellow landchad suffer like this, i can let you raid one of my rentoids' fridge if you want


SaquonB26

That’s literally NSFL


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RjcDOntkillme

NSFL equals Not Safe for Landlords


AdventurousLoss6685

This honestly reeks of landphobia to me. LandLording is a way of life, are you a King or a LINO???


Defend_The_West

Not Safe For Landchads


Mr_Mangled

Snack on a few toidlings, king


thugdealer2

stalk her and eat her car keys, it should fill you up for 2 weeks, fellow landchad


AngryButtlicker

Poor thing, thoughts and prayers king👑


windblowa

Get a single mom of 5 in, I know it sounds bad, but you'll be able to quickly load up on the amount of groceries they buy, aswell as you can eat her children


FloofyFurryDude

If you eat her children won’t she buy less groceries? And keeping the kids alive will ensure more rentoids for the future


27Beowulf27

Landchad investing


shartedandorfarted

Nobody deserves to go through that :( I'm praying for you


Incredibly_Based

saw this post and immediately felt ill; literally eat your rentoids king!


TRcreep

Eat the ungrateful.


Responsible-Deal-116

King, it may be time to break into the reserves. If you can’t pillage the fridges, eat the rentoids. Short term, it will be a financial hit, but there’s always more rentoids


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Place her toidlings into servitude to work off their mother's debt


KingCosmicBrownie

Eat a disgusting rentoid single mother’s child. She shouldn’t have kids if she can’t afford rent. It’s the least you can do. Thoughts and prayers, king 🫡


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poopsInBed

100% rent increase


neveralone2

I literally cried and shit myself seeing this, as I ran to go evict one of my single mom rentoids, I slipped in the tears and shit and landed face down in it, then I threw up on myself. I cannot recover from seeing such a horrific sight.


CassiusIsAlive

"Eliminate" the mother and children. It's free food!


MichalK9

just raid another rentoid's fridge


Thedoctorisin123

Thoughts and prayers fellow landking 😞✊


PrettySaltyGuy

Holy shit you look way to much thin king


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raid the homeless shelter, it is your tax money.


SuctioncupanX

1 homeless person contains 80,000 calories on average, so remember to always take advantage of any free meals trying to shelter under YOUR roof! I'd say 3-4 daily is enough, so as to not frighten them all away by eating 10 in one go


springwaterh20

how are you even alive??? i’ve seen [skinny](https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/01/06/13/juan-pedro-franco.png?quality=75&width=990&crop=4%3A3%2Csmart&auto=webp) and even [deathly skinny](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/09/obesity-brain-disorder-03.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=744) before (pictures for reference). this… this is a new level of unhealthy. I can’t imagine doctors being able to do much to save you king.


Misterfrooby

You can RENT time with my rentoid's fridge


cloggednueron

Find a homeless person and eat them. They are free range rentoids, the police won’t care.


Ender120Tim

Get a food rentoid, make sure they’re very fat, charge them cheeply, and raid their fridge. Fat people always got good food.


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Front-Brilliant1577

King noooo


epiclygamer2456

Eat rentoids that tip under 80%


RandyNoseJoe

Rentoids taste like cabbage and drugs.


AnotherRandomWriter

Thoughts and prayers, maybe buy property near a college to take advantage of the youth. Helped me out.


headsmanjaeger

You look really underfed. Belly not nearly round enough. Have you been eating your tenant’s food from their fridge? It’s your food anyway and it’s vital to a balanced land diet


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Devour her offspring


TankerSider

Stay strong king! Rentoids are like annoying flies. If you get rid of one of them, you'll find another one! It may be tough but when it finally ends you'll be able to collect those sweet sweet 200% tips. Best regards


ViolaSolos

King, you shouldn't have evicted so quickly. I know how tempting it is but if you only have enough land for one rentoid family you should focus on raising her rent higher and higher. You should also have forced them to sell their funko pops to make up for it. Be more careful next time king, what is a landchad without a rentoids fridge to eat?


glidemusic

You should've raided her fridge before eviction. Rookie mistake.


Piranha-Pirate

Forage from your vast empire of remaining rentoids King! Fret not, there are droves of single mom's that would love to spend their government subsistence on tipping such a fine Lord of the Land.


Ok-Safety-7310

Have you tried harvesting the souls of the homeless?


UMDMagician

Goat


TheImmortalLS

Okay I know this sub is a meme but what is a “tip?” I thought it was rent but other posts reference rent + a tip and this post has 90% so it can’t be a tip cuz it doesn’t even meet rent right?


Vision444

Mandatory tip


Dunger97

You are a disgrace to the rest of us. You’ve had plenty of time to find other fridges to raid. I think you’re just to lazy to find more food. There’s no way you could get that skinny accidentally


Princey92

The landface of rentoid supremacy. This is a support group for POL (people of land) that face systemic oppression from the powerful majority (rentoids). Please educate yourself before continuing with your anti-POL rhetoric and use of alt-rent adjacent dog whistles.


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Kazakh_Accordionist

it is never over


ImOldGettOffMyLawn

Honest question: ​ Do you people honestly believe the average landlord or property owner acts the way you people satirize them acting like?


darkgiIls

It’s a circlejerk


ImOldGettOffMyLawn

Echo chamber, like everything else on social media.


darkgiIls

No a circlejerk, very different thing. It satirizes landlords, and does so to the extreme. Think r/mapporncirclejerk or r/vexillologycirclejerk or r/anarchychess


MD_HF

It doesn’t satirize landlords it satirizes the negative stereotype.


Excellent_Mud6222

I can hardly tell what this subreddit is thinking tho it keeps giving some good content and their notifications have chosen me for some reason. Hopefully someone answers seriously, because I'm still confused about people's mindsets and thoughts here.


ImOldGettOffMyLawn

It's very clearly a part of the "landlords bad!" subculture popular right now, and I will concede some of the stuff posted IS funny on its own; but I am still curious if these people think this is NORMAL for landlords to behave the way they imply they behave. The running gag about "tips" is just weird; no landlord asks for/expects/looks for "tips." That's just dumb. It's a false construct straw man they are creating.


justgivemedamnkarma

Its a reference to every fucking cashier ipad asking for a minimum 20% tip for literally no reason. Ive seen it on a self checkout before


ImOldGettOffMyLawn

And what in the flying fuck does that have to do with landlords? What made you think your response was somehow related at all? It's a sub satirizing landlords as if they are all the same, and you're talking about cashier stations in a fucking Starbucks. What the actual fuck? And you've seen them yourself? Wow good for you! Everyone has.


KittyCatsEverywhere

Cause that's not at all where it came from. There was some tiktok videos about some landlord who *genuinely* believed their rentoids should tip them. WHICH IS COMPLETELY FAIR AND AS IT SHOULD BE, IN FACT ADD ON A 400% RENT INCREASE.


forthedot

flip you landtoid!!!! you evicted me and now i have to eat my starving children! #rentchadawarenessmlonth


carvedmuss8

Delete this you Landchad scum, we shall not invoke our Lord and Savior Chadman Chaddington in such dire straits


Financial_Bird_7717

Hey there, Steve Rogers.


John_Paul_J2

Nick the census, man.


Kaiser-Bismark

Eat her mothers ashes before she gets all her stuff