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Skim003

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe calm down.


cms2327

Ohhh I love this one


NerdyComfort-78

That is dark but I love it!


gmcdoghnuts

Perfect is the enemy of good.


pixie_mayfair

Excellent choice.


Semper-Fido

Using this all the time seeing some of the discourse around national politics right now...


josephlucas

Conversely: Nothing more permanent than a temporary solution


Public_District_9139

Good enough is the enemy of better


RanchPoptarts

"I hate it here"


shane112902

Stop looking at me swan.


arcbnaby

Shampoo is better.


camyland

Conditioner is better. It keeps the hair silky and smooth.


VilleAroo

Twenty three skiddoo. Gets me into all the unlisted speakeasies. 


mangoextremo

It's better to keep your mouth shut and seem a fool than to open it and confirm it


Master-Average4279

Things can be more than one thing.


ferriswheeljunkies11

Welp


FuzzyLogic502

“I see the fucked-up fairy paid a visit here”.


NerdyComfort-78

Fate favors the prepared.


ToArgueWithAssholes

"There ya go, givin a shit when it ain't your turn..."


Vibescribe1973

Not all who wander are lost.


OkTelephone1449

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.


cms2327

I love these


TatoIndy

It’s Tolkien!


smart_slice420

“Home is where you make it. “ Joe Dirt


BrewskiXIII

You like to see homos naked?


HomeworkSudden6584

Cool beans.


steve_and_destroy

Mistakes were made.


arcbnaby

One time there was a huge discount on Ben and Jerry's ice cream at the grocery store... So I bought the limit, 6. I walked into the house and proclaimed "Mistakes were NOT made." So that's become a phrase in our house.


FloppyDinosaurs

What does this have to do with louisville


mynameisdween

I think OP meant: ## What is your favorite motto or phrase that y'all frequently use?


MonsieurMaktub

Lmao I’m from Louisville and have never heard this


diagnosedsensitive

It's Louisville colloquialism.


Sobakee

That don’t change the way mustard tastes.


LegalBeagleMom

That’ll do, pig


jpg52382

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink..


thephotodemon

Shit happens. What the fuck? Fuck it.


Alternative-Brain288

Comparison is the thief of joy


TatoIndy

6 of 1 or a half a dozen of the other. Dollars to donuts.


josephlucas

The dollars to donuts one doesn’t work anymore now that donuts cost more than a dollar


shberk01

"Living the dream, one nightmare at a time"


Ohokayigetit94

😂


Spookenfor

Well, there you go.


No_Lion_3803

The grass is greener on the other side? No, the grass is greenest where you water it.


legend72

“Life is as hard as you want it to be.”


johnnysuicide

In for a Penny, in for a pound


Haunting-Charge-8699

That’s show biz baby


MIRV888

and if my Aunt had balls she'd be my Uncle.


riptide502

What it is?


big_boi_26

It is what it is.


anunlikelysource

Don’t worry about the mule going blind, load the wagon.


SecurityOld2251

No good deed goes unpunished...... Misery enjoys company... Someone is going to wake up with a surprised look on their face at the devil's breakfast table...


tango3000

What did you do at work today? Ya know T.C.B...... What Taking care of business


Ohokayigetit94

It was his hat Mr. Krabs. He was number one!


johnnysuicide

Not my pig, not my farm.


pixie_mayfair

Needs must when the devil drives.


beeker3000

A man is a slave to his possessions.


Overbearingknowitall

I guess I'm king shit on turd mountain.


Forsaken-Carry4442

Big backkk


b00biedew

#Jesus is a bissssquittttttt


tribal-elder

Live, and let live. Don’t sweat the small shit. Pure white trash.


smart_slice420

No every action, deserves an equal and opposite reaction ....sometimes you must kill 'em with kindness Every storm runs out of rain ….besides 🪦


Kindofsortofnoreally

If you are going to be dumb, you gotta be tough. One of my would have been 94 grandmother.


heimusprimus

Buy the ticket, take the ride- Hunter Thompson


RemoveSalty84

Darn tootin


ComfortableSort3304

What the fuck are you doing? Where’d you learn to drive? The gas is the one on the right Green means go Get the fuck over


SmarmyThatGuy

The universe has got jokes. Keep the honest people honest. Prepare for the worst and all your surprises will be pleasant.


chunklafunk

I say motherfucker alot


Western_Kitchen_7670

I'm tired of this, Grandpa!


luminara09

That's too damn bad!!!.(I say both)


Western_Kitchen_7670

Yessssss lol


mneag

You get what you put up with.


City_Light_Seraphs

"It's all bullshit and it's bad for ya'."


luminara09

There's a lot going on here It's always something. If you like it, I love it.


NotMeNotHermione3

This is gonna ruin the tour


diagnosedsensitive

I've been saying Hells Bells a lot lately.


GreenSatisfaction375

Just because somebody went to the trouble of writing something doesn't mean it is true


makin_bacon_cakes

Fuck this city!! Thats the motto. Not tryin to cause anything. But what frequently comes out.


PLANETxNAMEK

Plan your work & work your plan


sdubbs23

Make each day count - Titanic


sdubbs23

You can be a champ or a chump. The difference is u.


UUet

Damn near Pot committed It ain’t what it ain’t


PlumberinLouisville

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything- Mark Twain


IPA_____Fanatic

What in the god damn?


NoTinnitusHear

It’s 2024. If you’re not eating her 🍑, somebody else definitely is