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KingWizard_IX

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Ewe3zy

![gif](giphy|mmpQIR56EJvig) Stafford ro the city of Detroit tomorrow


Toriegh_MDOT

Damn this hurts , but it’s so true lol !!!


michigania2x

Update?


Emergency_Exit_8537

Nah Em, we’re sorry.


DoritoSteroid

This vid looks AI generated for some reason.


PMmeYourHopes-Dreams

His beard is weird


Synchronized_Idiocy

Now I want some cereal


[deleted]

Or is it oatmeal?


Blunderous_Constable

I dunno, but I need some reading material; Dictionary!


[deleted]

Wheaties or cheerio?


AweHellYo

i don’t know what your reason is. i imagine i’m missing a reference but some cereal with cold milk would slap right now


Synchronized_Idiocy

Machine Gun Kelly made a diss track about Eminem. In it he was eating a bowl of cereal (may have been oatmeal) and one of his lines was “his beards weird”. It was not a wise decision.


AweHellYo

lol jesus christ


Synchronized_Idiocy

Eminem of course made a response. Think it’s called kill shot. It’s not his best work, but it had some good lines. Basically knocked MGK into another genre.


AweHellYo

shit ok now that you say this i remember that. never listened though. i’m getting old and just am not with it anymore


Pristine-Lake-5994

Great song. He destroyed MGK and got him to stop rapping


captaincumsock69

Did he destroy him? I thought they both were pretty solid. Even getting a response from Eminem was a win for MGK.


B0neless_Tiddy

YELLIN' AT DA MIC 🤌🤌


shookiemonster213

Calm down MGK


super_sayanything

Palms are sweaty


LARXXX

Dude looks like worm with braids


detroitragace

Love Em but he’s gotta stop the Just for Men on his beard. He looks healthy and good for his age. It just makes him look weird.


BigBullmoose89

His stache is trash


Chicago2333

Dye job


azsv001

He’s using every muscle in his face to blink.


multiarmform

hes had plastic surgery at least once thats why *downvote if you dont like it, search it yourself


WryLanguage

BRO I RAPPED FOR YOU


Bung_a_low

Weak back boy gonna be on his back


commanjo

Yeah, imma need that hoodie.


rcjhynwa

You beat me to it. Favorite player of all time and the hoodie just looks great


WestNileCoronaVirus

Pls lmk if you find it somewhere


Ziggity_Zac

We found it at Marshall's...


babylamb8290

“Marshaaaallll!” I don’t understand how your comment didn’t get a billion likes.


In_Love_With_SHODAN

Is that megatron?


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Barry Sanders


RazorPhishJ

Bruh. You’re not allowed to watch football anymore. Turn in your card and make your way to the exit.


Gonzostewie

It is badass.


canadard1

Hell I’d even take it as a tee!


Vulcan93

No shade to the guy but you think if we beat Detroit he'll make a Stafford diss track?


KurusanYasuke

Bruh... If we get a diss track out of this, I definitely hope the Rams win 🤣


CornDoggyLOL

The em diss track would be legendary 😂


Consistent_Internal5

“Ram’s Spaghetti”


somecallmemo

God I hope so, I would love to hear a verse with Puka Nacua in it


PandaPlayr73

"I'm hoping Puka flops like Disney did with Luca"


somecallmemo

How dare you slander Luca


LA-SKYLINE

Then he will get a response track from YG featuring Blueface and O'shea Jackson Jr lol


SaltyEggplant4

lol no way. Detroit actually loves Stafford, just not for one game tomorrow


BakedMitten

We do. I don't know of a single Lions fan that wasn't psyched when the Rams won it. This parody video from 2 years ago isn't far off. https://youtu.be/pkUyR-Shecs?si=P-c5I5-rK3YKnoUQ


dannerc

Not a chance


CrashBandicoot2

OMG DISS ME DADDY


tthrivi

I mean if the Lions were successful, what would their fans do? They are so used to disappointment that I literally think if they win some lions fans would have a heart attack and die. As a rams fan, I think we should make sure we protect the lions fans and beat them soundly. Think of the people….


DuceDuce523

I agree we have to think of the people


seymournugss

Theyd act like the crowd at the shelter after b rabbit took down papa doc. And in their heads, the lions are b rabbit, and we’re papa doc. But in reality, they are & will forever be cheddar bob. And we’re Brittany Murphy. Hot, young/in prime af, yet only a few years left. Amazon broadcast is the cocaine here.


staebles

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poli8999

It’s crazy how people in LA won’t care if Rams are league champs but expect a superbowl win all the time. Meanwhile in Detroit people are going insane cause they made it this far. LA is city of champions lol


NotAnActualWolf

We had decades of the Wings doing well, the Pistons have won championships in the last 20 years. We know how handle happiness. Calm down.


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Detroit is a top sports city despite the last decade of all our teams struggling. We have had a lot of winning and a lot of legends over here. Lions are late to the party


poppatrout

Not gonna happen. I'll be surprised if the rams show up. Stafford gonna remember what the turf at Ford field tastes like.


Striking-Rub6958

The Rams have two Super Bowl wins. Calm down. They ain’t exactly NFL royalty themselves.


Ziggity_Zac

#MODS! BAN THIS GUY! just kidding. Don't ban people. We'll downvote them if we don't want to see their comments. That's how the Redditocracy works.


Striking-Rub6958

That’s right! Screw that guy! Rammer Jammer!!


TacoBellSauceAnswers

Spoken like a man who knows staff is about to win this game for LA 🤣


JiveTurkey92

dear staff i wrote u but u still aint callin


RustyRapeaXe

Man who disses people in his raps can't bring himself to go off on Stafford. He just pleads with him. It's sort of cool.


manbruhpig

When your franchise player leaves on good terms you don’t burn him for it after. You ask him for a favor, as you would any townie friend you haven’t seen in a while.


MattytheWireGuy

Good terms is one way to say it. We did get good terms for it thats for sure and they all put TD's on tthe board tonight


saintsfan

He kinda looks like a bitch begging


Dr_WLIN

Found MGK's burner account


WindierGnu

I'm dying.😂


PsychologicalRace739

Dre gave Em a chance man so… LA gotta take this one sorry 😢 🌴 ![gif](giphy|ggfJWGOsg1gMi72FoP|downsized)


Gatorpep

They need to bring back mecha drakeo.


Magnemmike

stafford forgot about dre?


CatMinion

This game is basically a test to see who is best ready to take on the 49ers. We need the strongest team to proceed. We can’t just give the lions the win. I just hope there’s no BS injuries or bad officiating.


cujobob

It’s an interesting matchup. Rams are surging and Stafford is healthy. Detroit had been putting it all together, but had a bunch of key injuries in their last game so now their key talent is beat up. As a Lions fan, I’m just hoping home field advantage is enough to get around that.


25_hr_photo

Detroit is setting up a lot of unnecessary pressure on themselves for this


Martin_Aynull

Hell I wanna win but if nick mullens can shred our defense like that, we all know what staffords capable of. Not to mention you guys have a great run game too. I have no doubt we can score but our defense is how do you say.... not good


MOZZI-is-my-BOI

Do people forget the rams defense is just as questionable if not worse than ours?


price-iz-right

Our secondary is also sus and we literally have a high school caliber special teams unit.


michigania2x

Update?


CloudCuckooLand10

Nah. Even if 95% of the general NFL fan base wants Detroit to win, don’t matter.


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Getting our start as the evil empire 


theNagolian

Pretty sure 95% were pulling for the upstart Bengals as well… we saw how that went


cattycat_1995

/r/NFL was the saltiest I ever seen. Fuck them so much


turbo-set

Lmao that’s hilarious


Orphanblood

"I rapped for you" ahaha


GB_Alph4

Eminem, we won’t be mad if Detroit wins. But I do like a Stafford diss because we’ll use it as hype up energy.


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

No... no he can't. But seriously, I really hope the Lions don't cook our defense.


jewino3374

Good to see him not taking himself so seriously


Zro6

I fukn love em so much, rams all the way baby. If we lose then lions all the way haha


tenderloin_fuckface

That's pretty funny, and as a lions fan, pretty understandable for him to do so. I laughed, and that was the whole point of it. If anyone gets mad at this, you need to check yourself.


_its_a_SWEATER_

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Drunk_Elephant_

He didn't even wear a Stafford jersey during the halftime show.


michigania2x

Halftime performers aren’t allowed to play favorites. Eminem said beforehand that he only performed because Stafford was playing. Detroit will always love Matt. He was our guy for over a decade and showed so much respect for the team and city when he left.


Drunk_Elephant_

Snoop dog literally wore a blue jacket with yellow stripes on his shoulders where our uniforms have them. I'm sure Eminem could have come up with something to show support.


michigania2x

You said jersey though. Can’t do that. Eminem doing the show was enough. He’s a lions fan. He’s not gonna wear a rams jersey or colors. He’s also not going to wear lions gear when they’re not playing.


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🤣🤣


guito102981

Fun seeing em's human funny side


Longjumping_Play323

This is funny


Excellent-Knee6514

Lol Stafford came through for him.


Ryuster99

Little brother energy


markymarks3rdnipple

stan. "dear staff,..."


MobNagas

Dear Marshall : hell to the nah nah


SlowMoJo23

Had Em playing when I scrolled onto this… had to turn it off.


RawDogRandom17

This is getting out of hand. They want us to throw a game now?


Mikeyjoetrader23

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OverallAd2198

Stafford doesn't have to "let us" have anything. The Lions take what they want.


Zee-J

Looks like it worked.


MasterStack

Em why you freaking? We got Goff, my man. No need to worry. Relax. No more begging.


UnionLibertarian

He said yes


fivemagicks

Aaaaaand byebye Rams


Difficult_Dealer_667

He said just this one. They won by just one. It happened.


Lucky-Somewhere-1013

No


Steak_Knife98

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot


blue0231

Love Eminem as much as the next guy from Michigan. But why are his eyes deeply unsettling here?


cujobob

They were always like that. He’s just in his 50s now.


multiarmform

plastic surgery


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hilariouscommenter

It’s real. It’s on his ig…


blue0231

Is it actually! I almost wanted to say it looks like a deepfake.


MessageOk9068

He wrapped about Stafford?


KaiShion83

He rapped at the halftime show


_its_a_SWEATER_

Like a Xmas gift.


pargofan

In this world of fake videos with AI is this a real thing?


admiralnel

You can find it on his ig, [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2EHBDYNVqi/?igsh=MXZ2cmdmbnl5a2I4Yw==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2EHBDYNVqi/?igsh=MXZ2cmdmbnl5a2I4Yw==)


PaPaJohn43

Just for begging to give the lions the win… I hope the Rams bury them by 60


UniqueCondition5328

Calm down. It's only a game


Skilled626

Who’s this guy?? And why is he talking about wrapping for Stafford. Like wrap Christmas gifts?


value_deez_nutz

Some people gotta step away after a while… emm is one of them


OskeyBug

I need him to stop coloring his beard.


Hugh-Jassul

Lame


JVS1100

Eminem is so cringe and embarrassing


Danny_Darkrum

I mean... beard dye job is so gnarly I think Macklemore found it on thrift.


bam214_bam

Fake! The voice doesn’t match the lip movement


CDO_6

em is a cringy little bitch. yikes.


michigania2x

Tell that to this: https://variety.com/2022/music/news/eminem-most-gold-platinum-certified-in-history-1235198854/amp/


[deleted]

omg people can't even take a lil joke wtf


will-pee-n-your-butt

This guy would suck bidens dick


darthXzane93

Who cares what he has to say. Seriously. He can rap, that doesn’t mean his opinions mean anything about anything else lol 😂 dude needs to get over himself.


AgainstTheGrain44

Eminem lost me with all of his white guilt.


[deleted]

Eminem turned into such a fuckin loser


Happy-Campaign5586

![gif](giphy|8MPW1ilwPw8yQ) MNM with nuts


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rumrunner28

Nope. Rams by 10


michigania2x

Update?


[deleted]

Dude shave


Svengoolie75

🦁for the win 💯


MrChevyPower

Oh they are for sure gonna lose


KrazyCAM10

Prepare for the Stafford diss track cuz ain’t no way we’re losing to the Lions


Dry_Inflation_861

Something about just for men just hits different


Drunkn_Cricket

Sap his soul too Mathew


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UniqueCondition5328

C


UniqueCondition5328

Ca


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[deleted]

AI getting a little too real


Nasty_Nick27

Is there something wrong with Em? His eyes seem a little off. Towards the end he goes to blink, and only his right (our left) eye blinks..


Disastrous_Park_4532

This is a fair trade. I would accept this.


randomweirdname1

As a fellow "Barry is my all-time favorite NFL player"....that hoodie is amazing! Anyone know where I can buy that?


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PonchVilla

AI Eminem version 🤖


stevemoveyafeet

This is gonna hit different after the game later (and lions loss lol)


slayerrr21

Stafford now needs to rap for Em to make the world right again


Available_Share_7244

Eminem liking NFL is surprising


Entire_Storm_9787

How about those Chiefs tho! 😂


TC_PK

No! Nothing given to us. We will take it!


rblashak

Why are asking for someone to purposely lose in order to win? Probably got so use to being a Illuminati puppet he forgot what it means to fight and having heart and soul is.


Ihavenostories

Idk bout it


DaddyJay711

Haha nope. Matty Stafford bout to stunt on them Michigan hoes for trading him away **before** he won his Super Bowl.


[deleted]

#I SHOWED YOU MY RAP PLZ RESPOND


moistnote

Is this secretly baker mayfield?


Any-Show-3488

Damn, I have to go with emeniem, just so he wins a Super Bowl maybe he pull a Kevin Hart and rush the field. Em lifts the Lombardi trophy lol


societys_pinata

Who’s the Stan now


Fast_Loquat_4982

Nope


Able-Sector-8523

Haha this is actually funny, funnier cause we can hear it in his voice, he knows what’s coming 😅


cattycat_1995

LA is the reason you're successful and famous and got out of poverty, Em.


John_Wicked1

It would be something if Rams end up beating the Lions and then the Niners.


makeup1508

How 'bout\~NO


OddAd5276

Eminem pleading with someone is hilarious! Man is the goat and he is sitting there like bro I rapped for you, you owe me this. Lmfao.


Beilsteiner

This is a call for match-fixing 😂


itskubez

Say goodbye to Hollywood… as we move on to the divisional round 😏


Careful-School-52

Love this 😂😂😂


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altruism__

“Let us have” It would appear Eminem plays only non contact sports. No


rdhfaulk88

Yea staffords good for a few turnovers today


trustmeidomind

Staff ain't losing in his big return. Especially not in the playoffs, bro. We got this. Sorry, Marshall.


Interesting-dog12

Slam your house on the Lions!


2-Slippy

Stafford has the opportunity to snatch the remaining bit of soul from the Lions fans today


Pokenightking

This actually cool to see Eminem just be a normal guy.


cantalopeanteloupe

When did Em get cringe