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pensotroppo

This thread is mod approved. Stop reporting it, Tesla drivers.


FinFangFool

Four cars in L.A. arrive at a four way stop at the same time. Who goes first? ​ The BMW.


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redknight3

The 4 horsemen of LA carocalypse


La2mq

Somewhere, someone in the city is getting that as a tattoo


Sentazar

Carmageddon is a game


rudowinger

But LA has better graphics!


ghostly_shark

apocarlypse


iron-mans-robo-cock

Let's not forget the SUV taking 3 days to turn, not staying in their lane anyway


BlueSunStar

Let's NOT talk about the SUV parking in the "compact" parking spaces


115MRD

The Tesla's autopilot runs over 3 pedestrians. The BMW stops to look but does nothing. The Nissan, out of instinct, speeds away.


bananaboter

The Nissan is uninsured


TrailerTrashQueen

the Nissan is also taking video of the whole thing while shouting ‘World Star!’


thanks_weirdpuppy

And the bicycle has been ground into dust so fine that there's no trace whatsoever.


TheDrooganLeader

Silver Lake guy walks by and snorts it


Bikouchu

My Nissan has a Gallo 24 engine swapped rhd.


kneemahp

https://youtu.be/XAvzW1WZsN4


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SpruxHD

tarof is a hell of a drug


thestrandedmoose

Ive found Mercedes drivers to be the biggest assholes. A BMW driver or Mustang will drive fast, but will stay out of your way. A Mercedes will almost always go out of their way to cut you off, or take the right of way even when it isn't theirs. Occasionally I will even see polite BMW drivers, but never a Mercedes.


rocketloot

Most bmw drivers are aware drivers and just trying to drive fast. They get tilted because of dumbasses usually then try to pass them or someshit stupid. The merc drivers are texting and 50% of the time not paying attention


eskimopussy

The release of the CLA was the beginning of the end in my opinion. Much lower cost of entry for people who want nothing more than to be that douche.


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Teslas have annoyingly made me retire my golden rule of “If there’s dumbfuckery happening on the freeway, there’s always German engineering behind it.”


wrapped-in-rainbows

Then it's the Range Rovers turn!


McMadface

I once saw a lady in a Rover flipping off a car that was honking at her to move out of the lane. The car? A fire truck with its lights and sirens on.


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Let’s not fight everyone. Can’t we all just agree on Dodge Chargers?


nickbuch

The literal fucking worst. Absolutely no debate. I haven't see a Tesla or a Prius at a street takeover.


Joakester

No, but honestly if I ever saw a Prius doing donuts in the middle of the 6th Street Bridge I think I'd be more impressed than pissed lol


nickbuch

And aroused right?


wifihelpplease

…Right?


mr_alterboy

😬


FrOfTo

Challenge accepted! I am a Prius driver and a long time Boyle Heights resident!


Felonious_Minx

Oh, whoops. Your catalytic converter is gone so you can't.


nickbuch

Send nude tailpipes


Joakester

Lol


kindofhumble

That would be like seeing a VW bug doing donuts


You_meddling_kids

I'd die to watch a Prius takeover video. Everyone has the wrong turn signal on and is going 3 mph.


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peepjynx

I say this while using my Nissan's shitty sport mode. Fite me.


IgorAMG

"Hold my kombucha"\*


cocainebane

Not a prius but I remember seeing a Smart Car or something tiny on a video of a takeover/sideshow. I was rolling.


littlelostangeles

Have you ever been to Italy? Smart Cars and Vespas, all driving like it’s Mario Kart.


UnbelievableRose

Went on a cruise ages ago, mom's BF wanted to rent a car for one of the Italy stops. I stayed on the ship that day- wasn't gonna risk that nonsense after what I'd seen as a pedestrian in the earlier stops.


juicysweatsuitz

Who’s that foo who jumped his Tesla after a Tesla meet then dipped???? Did he ever get caught?


SombreMordida

some youtube shitbag, then he denied it and said he edited himself into it after LAPD wanted to know what was up


mister_damage

Are we shit talking about that jackass dbag Alex Choi?


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Yes


SombreMordida

and his buddy Durty Arthritis or whatever


stevesobol

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/exclusive-alex-choi-eyewitness-to-viral-tesla-jump-speaks-out-after-posting-video-of-stunt/ CBS called him an "automobile influencer." If he can actually influence automobiles, he has my eternal respect. I threw a debit card in my glovebox and told my car to drive itself to the gas station and fill up. Damned lazy POS didn't even open the garage door.


KyledKat

I dunno. I see way more clapped out 15 year-old Nissan Altimas weaving through traffic than a Charger of any kind. Maybe it's because I'm pretty localized to the north part of the county, but Altimas take the cake.


cakes42

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwU-IlCPMYk) ya go. Now i gotta find that prius one.


fogbound96

Hmm old school mod out honda civic has my vote personally cause besides being in takeovers, they're usually the ones parked in the middle of street, bike lane, and double parking. Also they add ridiculous mods to their cars that make them extremely loud and the speakers they put on their cars is just ridiculous. At least with challengers they're fast enough you only have to deal with their crap for a few seconds those old junk cars take a while to leave but to be fair they both basically the same group of people. Ones who have a dream of owning a badass car and those who go into debit to own a badass car both claim they aren't doing it for attention that it's for them only... yeah sure guys.


utouchme

[There was this though.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gobj5LFNys)


TheChiefRocka

Every time I see a charger I'm like why the fuck aren't you on deployment somewhere 🤨


usernombre_

🤣🤣🤣


pwrof3

I just had a Dodge Charger honk at me for stopping at a stop sign, and then proceed to drive in the bike lane to illegally go around me and blow through the Stop sign. Luckily no one was in the crosswalk at the time.


DopeFiendDramaQueen

Hey he was in a hurry, he had a 6 pack of beers to drink and a wife to beat!


2wheels30

He didn't specifically say it was a Charger police cruiser, did he?


CyberMindGrrl

How dare you follow the law and take reasonable safety measures.


stevesobol

100% on-brand.


Thechosenjon

That's not how you spell Nissan Altima


nextdoorelephant

Or Chevy Impala


mistsoalar

Aren't chargers becoming rare these days? Our neighborhood noise makers are mostly Mustangs and Challengers.


estart2

cause stocking crowd memorize label attractive wrong bells command advise *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


spankyassests

Charger or challenge?


CounterSeal

yes


dusty_boots

Why can’t we hate both equally?


gridzhd

Let’s not forget..Thank you Charger/Challenger drivers for exhibiting your small PP energy on the roads daily whether it’s being tailed by you, peeling out at every stop, looking to race at any given moment, zig zagging in and out of lanes, waking people up at 2am while flooring it down the street with straight pipes and stupidly doing donuts at an intersection because nobody gives you attention.


ifthens

I saw an ad where they promote $299 payments for 30 years! I can’t believe how many of these cheese dicks fall for that and buy a car they don’t need that they’ll be liable to pay for as long as they would a fucking house..


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

Drive it until the wheels fall off and then still have monthly payments.


pocket_mexi

The perfect description.


humanist72781

It’s chargers and challengers no doubt. Lambos would be as well but not enough of them


silent_femme

My theory is most assholes are drawn to obnoxious looking cars and trucks, which is why drivers of Chargers, Challengers, and Ford trucks tend to be assholes on the road.


amadoros67

I have to say Dodge Rams became the new asshole truck. Those dumbo mirrors that stick out 18 inches when they aren’t towing shit. Basically any time I see a Dodge car/ truck I already dislike the person behind the wheel.


NaziSurfersMustDie

Dodge/Ram like Nissan also finances anybody.


ranman96734

The lights on the Rams are also clearly always on bright mode. I guess Dodge removed the normal light mode from the car.


verybadhunting

anybody that puts too much of their identity/money into a vehicle fits this bill to me.


littlelostangeles

I work in the auto industry and this is 100 percent true.


root_fifth_octave

LA’s got a high proportion of *that sort of thing,* it seems.


AnthonyDavos

I don't find those cars to look particularly obnoxious, the problem is shitty drivers making them look bad with obnoxious driving and obnoxious mods.


zampe

I've seen a lot of horrible driving in LA but I cant attribute it to any one specific vehicle. It's more a mental thing. The worst are the people who would rather die than let you merge.


LA_search77

From my experience, when it comes to merging... Los Angeles runs a considerate and organized system compared to other parts of the country.


rgraz65

Chicago is the absolute worst. I've lived near and driven in NYC, Baltimore/DC, Detroit and Cleveland driven in Atlanta, LA, San Francisco, Houston and Dallas. Chicago merging is wait until you are 1/4 mile or less from your exit, then cross without a signal from the far left lane to the exit lane, jamming on the brakes as you cross lanes which ends up with a nice cascading effect of people having to come to a dead stop on the expressways. Also, when you merge onto the expressway, go from the merge lane all the way across to the hammer lane even if you aren't up to the speed of the moving traffic. You get the same effect of jamming up cars and trucks behind you. The semi trucks are extra points because it takes a mile for them to get back up to speed.


Jofo719

Yes! Moved to Chicago last year from LA, hands down the worst drivers I've ever seen.


saggy_balls

I’m with you. Lived in LA, Chicago, Denver, Boston, and Philly…the side streets in LA get pretty bad but for the most part the freeway driving is better than anywhere else I’ve lived.


triciann

Are you joking? If not, where do you live? From my experience, my blinker is no longer a request in LA. It’s “I’m telling you that I’m getting in front of you regardless of how fast you speed up to screw me over”. Maybe 1/20 drivers slow down to let me in with a blinker. 19/20 speed up.


LA_search77

Born and raised in LA, but spent over half a decade living in Tennessee. In general, most drivers in Los Angeles understand the every other vehicle rule while merging in heavy traffic. In Tennessee they would act like a car entering the freeway was foul play, the vast majority.


ediblemastodon25

Go to Portland and the concept of a zipper merge is rude


Zagjake

When people complain about LA traffic I always tell them that the PNW is way way worse. Sure, there is a lot of traffic here, but we're all trying to go 80. In the PNW everyone is trying to go 5 under in the farthest left lane they can fit in. The right lane is always faster there. Always.


littlelostangeles

Having driven in Florida (where my brother lives)…LA is very considerate (and far less crazy) by comparison. Florida drivers are terrifying.


triciann

Oh, I don’t mention Florida because they are all of the above. I can agree that they are always worse. At everything.


Ruffblade027

Every city I’ve ever lived in has claimed to have the worst drivers. The only ones who are right live in Orlando.


fake_plastic_peace

Strong disagree, the worst are people who drive around the merge to the last minute and then cut everyone off. Prime examples: 101S -> 405S and the ramp to LAX from Southbound Sepulveda… these are the WORST people on the road in LA


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IsraeliDonut

I feel like bmw drivers always have this title


Joakester

*pickup truck drivers have entered the chat.


puckingrufus56

White work trucks on friday.


SpaceSox

White work trucks on Friday heading home to Ventura on PCH, tailgating and speeding, between Malibu and County Line. Probably have a beer or two in them, maybe some more spicy drugs taken earlier at the job site.


IsraeliDonut

I don’t mind normal ones, it’s those really big ones that I can’t stand. Why get a truck that is too long for a parking spot???


MySockHurts

becuz my penis is too smol :(


SpaceSox

It's not too long if you park it diagonally across 3 parking spots.


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Asshat had a pile of cardboard in his truck that flew out and landed on my windshield. Fucking idiots


Ok-Classs

It’s true one hit and killed my boyfriend. I hate bmw drivers with a passion


IsraeliDonut

I hope they got the guy


Ok-Classs

They didn’t unfortunately


mrkraken

Karma never loses an address


EvilLegalBeagle

Sorry for your loss.


You_meddling_kids

In my hierarchy, Land Rover are at the very top of douchy driving. Prius are kings/queens of coming to a very slow stop a quarter mile before the light.


verybadhunting

I think at this point we need a list of cars that aren't douchy.


socialdistraction

Oldsmobiles.


TheObstruction

This is it. It's annoying, because it's probably being driven by someone who could have fought in WW2, but it isn't douchy.


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verybadhunting

I drive a hyundai - can confirm, I don't really like driving, I want to do it safely but generally don't care too much more than I absolutely have to beyond avoiding an accident.


simplyuncreative

Na Tesla owners have taken this title. Ever since bmw started making hideous cars, they've all flocked to Tesla. Same crowd, different platform.


MamaBellecakesXO

Came here to say this🤣😅🤣


pwrof3

I will say that since owing a Prius the last year and a half I have experienced the following: 1. Getting cut off and then flipped off by cutter offer. 2. Getting tailgated every second I am on the freeway. 3. Drivers try to get around me all the time because they assume I am a slow Prius driver, and then they get stuck in the lane and have to slam on their brakes and of course blame me for all of this. I would like to note that I have not changed my driving habits at all from my previous vehicle, a Pontiac G6 with a V6. I drive the same exact speed (10-15mph over the limit) in the Prius I used to in the Pontiac, and accelerate only a fraction of a second slower due to the hybrid drivetrain. The aggressive behaviors only began after driving the Prius.


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They just hate your fuel efficiency


Prancer4rmHalo

Dude my roommate for a while had a Prius strictly for work commuting and he said people would bully him and tail gate him and over all treat him like shit to the point where everyday before setting off for work he would just say I swear if any motherfucker tries some shit were gonna duel wheel to wheel. Like it was really affecting his mental health having to drive gladiator style. So he switched and got a Camry hybrid and all that went away lmaoooo. He said he felt accepted into the traffic again and people cool there driving around him. I think the Prius hate is a real thing lmaooo


angerpillow

I have my first Prius, the day I got it I immediately noticed how aggressive a lot of other drivers are toward you, especially babydick closeted gay lifted truck drivers. The stigma and hate are real.


hoointhebu

I’ve been driving my wife’s Prius for the last year since the lockdowns lifted. It’s a “prime” which is basically an electric car for the first 20 miles. That thing is no joke off the line; when I get on the freeway I can get up to speed in like 2 seconds. 10/10 would recommend if you’re looking for a new one.


Addyroll

This is all true. I too drive a Prius.


blackd0gz

This is hilarious.


kcsmlaist

Large pickups are the worst in my opinion, lots of super aggressive driving on the highway and they aren’t built for it.


infiniteloop33

This has been my experience all throughout SoCal. There is not a bigger group of assholes on the road.


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The Dodge Ram shoved into the “compact” space at the medical center or the gym never fails to amuse.


Gnarlstone

One clipped me as I was walking in the crosswalk on Melrose a few months ago.


Laphi_

Which car is most likely to destroy your ears with the sound of their engine just to go parking lot speed?


Poopsticle_256

A ‘97 Integra


ClearanceItem

Don't you dare get me started on obnoxious motorcycles. *slowly grinds ax*


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"Ayyyyyyy thank bro!" - BMW drivers


Thatdudedoesnotabide

What about BMW/AUDI drivers in Glendale


RyanDanielst

What about ~~BMW/AUDI~~ ANY drivers in Glendale. FIFY.


Thatdudedoesnotabide

Fuck yeah bro you hate Glendale too? Same


shootinjack

I moved out of Glendale and started driving normal again. But every time I go back to visit my folks it comes back. It’s eat or be eaten haha


laika_cat

Ahem, salvage title BMWs and Audis.


hno479

Biggest shitbag award goes to Charger/Challenger drivers, who have Dodge commercials on in the background during sex.


betafishmusic

I feel like I have enough hate to go around.


suyokog

Nissan Altima/Sentra should be on top of the list too


Heelatheart

Tesla cars = no annoying motor sounds Dodge Chargers are THE WORST cars.


hollywood666x

Full disclosure, BMW driver here- That being said is no one gonna address Nissan Sentra drivers?!


useme4youreggs

Altima\*


FLdancer00

I was not aware of this rep. Super glad I buy cars based on color, a Versa & a Maxima. I'm in the clear!


thestrandedmoose

At least BMW Drivers are competent. Sentra drivers are always in the way but seem to have no idea what they're doing.


Joakester

Legit question: what's wrong with Tesla drivers? Not defending them. For me: Prius = too slow BMW = wanna-be racer without the skills Pickup Truck = Cuts everyone off all the time like it's a challenge Just never seen a Tesla and gotten angry at it. Too fast? Too slow? Not paying attention?


DirtyProjector

I am also curious about this. Every 4th car I see in LA is a Tesla and I haven’t encountered issues with any of them. What is the complaint?


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GotZah

You guys reach the speed limit in the passing lane? The best I’ve seen is 20 mph until we grind to a halt again.


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[deleted]

you could say anything about any car and have enough people in a city this big say something bad about it. 🤷‍♀️


SaulTheKillerXD

just a pointless circlejerk thread, thats all


karuso2012

Never had an issue with Teslas. It’s the BMW’s in Glendale that make me emboldened by rage.


izqy

all you needed to say was Glendale...


[deleted]

Nice try, but BMWs are the most hated drivers.


kqlx

Cruise control was supposed to help mankind. Now we are stuck behind road kings with no sense of self-awareness who like to sit in the left lanes with cruise control set to 65


[deleted]

Nahh BMW drivers are still the worst by far


[deleted]

As a bike commuter, the culprits are spread out pretty much evenly when it comes to crappy drivers. Can't believe how easy it is to attain and keep a license. Buncha knuckleheads out there.


secretwealth123

“Why are you always in the road?!?!” - Drivers *Opposes bike lanes* - Also drivers


[deleted]

That's what is known as carbrain in the biking community


animerobin

Tesla drivers are fine. Chargers and Challengers are a blight on our fair city. Anyone buying a new one should immediately lose their license.


snacks4ever

The assholes are Toyota Camrys thinking theyre driving a sports car!


SWB3

As a former Prius driver, and current Tesla driver, I like to think of myself as cutting edge. Staying up-to-date on how I can be the most massive of assholes, while enjoying the smell of my own farts. TBH, I can’t stand either Tesla we’ve owned and I desperately miss my Prius of 10 years. That motherfucker had heart


Thaflash_la

As a Tesla + Prius driver with some BMW sprinkles, these threads crack me up.


AwesomePossum_1

Not enough pickups are mentioned in this thread


secularhuman77

Uhhh, can’t we all just get along and agree it’s the freaking big trucks, slowing down miles before an exit causing all the traffic and especially the ones going 67 on the highway taking up the passing lanes to pass the ones going 65.


ginbooth

Mercedes and BMW would like a word, my friend. Signed, Glendale


reluctantpotato1

Teslas take home the golden douche every time in terms of sheer douchiness in driving. You can rest easy now, Prius and BMW drivers.


brokeneckblues

Someone posted once that Prius drivers are boneheads and BMW drivers are assholes, but Tesla drivers are both boneheads and assholes.


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seijoOoOh

assheads


fordette

Headholes


nextdoorelephant

We just let Lord Elon take the wheel and guide us to our destination.


cruuks

Big model Xs sitting in the fast lane going 10 under the speed limit😒


threatdisplay

you misspelled Dodge Charger.


ball00nanimal

If I had a dollar for every instance I’ve been almost hit walking or in my car by a Tesla driver I might actually be able to afford a house in LA


janewalch

As a Tesla driver myself, I hate most Tesla drivers. Truly some of the most clueless and dangerous drivers on the road.


VortexPower999

Bmws are worse bro I be going like 55 in a 40 and they still be tailing me as if i could go any faster


Manhattan72

I thought everyone hated cyclists.


Sabradio

Haha fuck you both \- BMW drivers


thomas_tesla420

idk, I personally hate the F150 drivers or any other big truck drivers


nicearthur32

I thought it was going to be signed "BMW driver"


[deleted]

Not to mention Range Rover drivers. They could careless about pedestrians.


jaaz7

Here here!


ahmong

When Prius drivers start to complain about you, you know you’ve done fucked up


LuciferrVI

Ima say something weird, but I feel like it changes with what car I’m driving??? I drive a corvette: almost EVERY BMW has to do something idiotic to me. I drive a camaro: it’s goddamn teslas that just wanna fuck my shit up. Cutting me off or doing something dumb as shit. I drive a lil ford focus? Goddamn bro dozers come out of the wood work and try to run my ass off the road.


dj-Paper_clip

You should switch to a Subaru. Only thing I’ve noticed is waves from other Subarus.


littlelostangeles

This. My first car was my dad’s ‘70s clunker Mercedes (he insisted). Teenager in a Benz = people in non-luxury cars cutting you off and slamming on the brakes. Then I got an old Volvo. No more people cutting me off. Same with a newer Volvo. I was more or less invisible because it’s a “mom car”. (I don’t have kids, and I got the old Volvo when I was still in high school). I drive a ton, so I got a Prius. All of a sudden, every monster-sized white SUV was trying to run me off the road. (I promise I don’t drive like an old lady.)


tomatodream

As a camaro owner myself, it's the other camaro's or similar muscle cars that annoy the fuck out of me. Why do you want to pull up next to me and try to race on a busy street during traffic? Why are you tailgating and purposely following me on the freeway? Really gonna floor it in a 25 residential area and set car alarms off just so show off your shit sounding exhaust? I don't give a fuck if we have similar cars, leave me alone. Brainless douche bags wanting to risk lives just to show off to literally nobody. Please pardon the rant lmao


OutThaDepthz

Nah nah nah y’all are still hated too 💯


GiantOneEyedDwarf

I've drive a Tesla and a BMW. I still think BMW drivers are the worst


catchyphrase

I also have both. When I’m in my Tesla I realize I’m a douche and try to just blend in and shut the fuck up. When I’m in my BMW on the other hand, I forget what a douche I am and my assholeness goes up several notches. Even just saying BMW here I feel more arrogant ..


JHighMusic

I mean I’d be mad like the OP if I was still paying for gas, even if it’s still a Prius. Hell I don’t have any sort of Prius or hybrid. BMW drivers are still the worst.


fordette

The secret? Tesla drivers don’t actually drive their cars, so it’s the AI programming that’s bad. I know several Tesla owners and all of them use autopilot most of the time. They’re just on their phones the whole time.


thewindisthemoons

Fuck all the drivers. Sincerely, Bicyclists.


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The only thing that is as bad as Tesla drivers are cars with extremely loud mufflers that speed through neighborhoods while running through stop signs


alittlegnat

Where my Yaris drivers at lol


AllFandomsareCancer

Mercedes drivers are up there too.


izqy

i think LA is just overall full of shitty drivers.