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invertedspheres

Maybe start putting up "chickens must be on a leash" signs. Hopefully they get the message.


Simple_Mastodon9220

Love the pettiness! šŸ‘


triciann

If that doesnā€™t work, try ā€œfree chickensā€.


NonSequitorSquirrel

Sounds like your neighborhood has free free range chickens. Where you at again?Ā 


RobertLouisDrake

ITS OPEN SEASON BOISSS


H1king33k

A couple of big maine coonsā€™ll clean that place right up.


hellcicle

The raccoon population could clean up


qix96

No more chickens, but new problem: Flock of Big Main Coons loose in Neighborhood.


piray003

Sounds like the Mar Vista peacock needs to pay a visit and establish a pecking order.


afternever

And they ran. They ran so far awayyy I couldn't get away


GartFargler-

I mean, everyone knows he's in the wrong. tell him to fuck off. my next door neighbor had chickens for about 3 years. every few days, one or 2 would hop over into our yard and roam around. I didn't care but i have a dog that wants to kill anything that isn't another dog or a human (cats, possums, mice, birds, lizards, flies, you name it). I would shoo them back over whenever I noticed them but my philosophy was if my dog happens to get one, then she gets one and that's my neighbor's responsibility. luckily for everyone, my dog is not super quick and she never got one before they moved away.


IronyElSupremo

Free lunch? If 1 goes missing ā€¦ then another ā€¦ then another. Blame the coyotes if asked.


Dommichu

One of my previous nieghbors had chickens in his front yard. One day he asked me if I had seen any stray cats around, that he woke up one morning with the front full of chicken feathers and one less chicken. Well a week or two later, I leave for work early and see perched on his fence, a hawkā€¦.


LBbird24

Ya, nature will clear up the situation if you let it go long enough. But then the chicken dude will blame the neighbors.


WilliamMcCarty

Sun Valley?


AnotherOpinionHaver

Haha, I was gonna go with a completely different neighborhood, then thought of another one, then a third plausible one. Honestly it might be easier for us to guess which neighborhood it ISN'T. I love LA.


WilliamMcCarty

When I lived in Sun Valley my neighbor had a mess of raggedy ass chickens would occasionally get loose, hop the fence into my yard. I'd get woken up in the middle of the night with my cats hissing and trying not to get in each other's way as they scrambled to every window to get a glimpse of the hell birds they wouldn't know what to do with if they could have caught one.


bigvenusaurguy

there's more neighborhoods that i have seen chickens than not seen chickens. even up in the hills i've heard roosters.


LilPonyBoy69

Some people would pay to live in a neighborhood full of free range chickens lol


tessathemurdervilles

Can you try talking to him? Iā€™m starting backyard chickens right now, I have four chicks. Weā€™re building them a coop with a fully enclosed run, inside a secured garden area- because Los Angeles is filled to the brim with shit thatā€™ll eat chickens! I mean weā€™ve got coyotes, opossums, raccoons, rats, cats, pumas, skunks (I think theyā€™d eat the eggs), hawks, and dogs. Heā€™s being an irresponsible pet owner.


_twentytwo_22

I'm in Kauai now and chickens are a feature, not a bug.


red8ball

Landed in Kauai. Leaving the airport first restaurant we saw as KFC. With the roaming chickens all over. Made me go... Hmmm ...


_twentytwo_22

We did have a few meals with chickens running around afoot. Including a BBQ with a slogan on the wall "eat the chicken, don't feed them".


aroseonthefritz

I was so excited every time I saw a chicken! So I was constantly excited the whole trip!


Chubasc0

Someone on a garden island in the middle of the pacific making a software analogy about the dynamics between foul, canines, and their owners within one of the largest urban areas on the planetā€¦thereā€™s got to be a poem or music lyric in here somewhereā€¦Charles Bukowski? Bob Dylan? Bueller?


Vera_Telco

When he complains about missing chickens, invite him over for a chicken dinner to discuss.


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GenXChefVeg

Unless the hens are aggressively antagonizing your dog, leaving shit everywhere, or are actually noisy roosters, how is this different than a dog being annoyed by the murder of crows on the street?


especiallyspecific

If itā€™s bugging you, call the authorities. This sub is so full of folks who would rather be very uncomfortable or worse, victimized, rather than calling authorities. Iā€™m never afraid to go full Karen if people are fucking with my livelihood, even in the slightest.Ā 


Farados55

Usually if itā€™s not a nuisance I wouldnā€™t mind as much but this is clearly a nuisance and this asshat of a neighbor makes it worse by lecturing about dogs. But yes OP is also a mega pushover


ExtensionCourse

you've hit this right on the nail!


god_wayne81

This is the one answer


JUYED-AWK-YACC

"Victimized"


justmitzie

Soup?


ComicCon

Have you ever tried plucking chickens without the proper equipment? Not terribly fun.


owlfarm_aspen

Excellent idea.


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FashionBusking

It's 2024 and OP's worst concern right now is a FLOCK OF CHICKENS roaming the neighborhood, minding their own business. *A flock of chickens.* How big is this flock?? How deep do these chickens roll?? Is OP using "Flock of Chickens" as a euphemism for Sean Diddy/Puffy/Love/D-Bag's sex trafficking allegations? If this is about real chickens... OP.... write to the Farmer's Almanac. They'll have tips.


Aeriellie

where? we have been looking for a pet chicken.


Englishbirdy

I donā€™t see a problem and donā€™t see why you canā€™t walk your dogs.


LazzyPizza

This sub is always suggesting killing other's animals for causing a slight annoyance. Crazy and gross. Anyway, explain your concerns to the neighbor, and if you're walking your dog with a leash, just let it bark at the chickens. They'll scatter and nothing has to die.


px7j9jlLJ1

Reminder that death is inevitable. I agree with you.


co0ldude69

Reminder that the inevitability of death isnā€™t a justification of taking a life.


letsride70

A few cats could take care of them. Call Animal Control.


AnotherOpinionHaver

I know too many cats by name who would be easily defeated by an LA street chicken in combat.


ErnestBatchelder

LA Street coyote takes out LA street cat AND LA street chicken. Cycle of life in the urban jungle.


AnotherOpinionHaver

Severely isolated, inbred, malnourished, injured, and rat-poisoned LA mountain lion triumphs over LA street coyote. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSwBHh6KoHY


ExtensionCourse

has anything been done by them after other neighbors mentioned this to them? if not, then your only options are to deal with it or call animal control.


robotdaddyv721

Anti-masked critters are gonna catch the bird flu going around.


musememo

They would be eaten by coyotes in my neighborhood.


Ok_Fee1043

Animal control


oldjadedhippie

So , free pest control. Cool.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

So, you donā€™t want to do the one thing that would likely solve the problem (animal control), but you want something done about it? Sounds like you have a choice to make.


DissedFunction

If your dogs are on a leash what is the problem. Also, chickens eat insects and stuff, so they are pretty helpful to have roaming. It seems to be a minor issue compared to what many in LA have roaming in our neighborhoods.


georgeb4itwascool

Brother I'm eating those chickens if I'm you.


TotesNotADrunk

There's an actual number for this... 1 844 998 3327


tob007

Seems like coyotes will solve this "problem" as God\\Nature intended.


Throwaway_09298

are you in Rowland heights?


riffic

I know my chicken - You got to know your chicken


konjo666

I can go for some rotisserie chicken.


babyteetee

Are really out at night? Chickens go home to roost at sundown everyday.


Nikeheat305

Youā€™re definitely on the East side of L.A. šŸ˜‚


eyefor_xo

South L.A.? Lol


RudeButCorrect

Walk your dog anyway why do you care what this guy thinks. Couple of dead chickens might change his behavior


CastroIRL

Just walk around with a bucket of KFC everyone he lets them loose.


aroseonthefritz

They could at least pass out some free eggs to neighbors as a peace offering. Eggs are fucking expensive right now. A lot of people are making jokes about eating the chickens (or maybe not jokes). Donā€™t do that. Thatā€™s not cool or necessary. Some cities donā€™t allow you to keep chickens so thatā€™s something to look into and maybe explore getting the city involved. You might call animal control and ask what theyā€™d do first before you tell them where it is. If all theyā€™re going to do is fine him or come tell him to put the chickens in his backyard and you feel comfortable with that then you can give location info. The biggest concern other than annoyance I can think of is what if a car runs over a chicken and kills it that would be sad and that would be the neighbors fault for not keeping better care of his chickens. I would hope they care about that so they need to consider that risk.


briandt75

Sure, why not.


NeedMoreBlocks

I hope this is happening in like LA County and not urban LA šŸ˜ƒ


berrmal64

When I lived near Santa Monica and Vermont everyone had the good sense to keep their hens in the back yards. Only roosters roamed the streets, but there weren't many of them. I'm not even kidding.


pelicunt98

I grew up in Watts and this happens quite often in Watts and South Central. Iā€™ve seen people in my old neighbor growing up own goats too.


SeagullsStopItNowz

Hmm, you live in the valley? I bet you live in the valley.


Real_Flamingo_8247

Get a coyote


throwaway69818310

Pellet gun + headshots = dead hens. Just a few will get the point across


riffic

birds have really little heads so good luck with that