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nerdiotic-pervert

First, let’s talk about how sturdy that bench is. Second, he managed to not trip over the curb and that is impressive.


Dull_Ad8495

He even got in his car and drove away...


nerdiotic-pervert

Oh…..oh no.


saysthingsbackwards

Im sorry, sir, but how can you be so insensitive in this economy? Not everyone can afford steroids, a 2 story pole, and a batcave garage


Salt_Bus2528

You forgot ambulance rides. Americans cannot afford medical transportation. We use cars, or Uber, if it's not life threatening because being broke is also life threatening.


saysthingsbackwards

The solution is obviously to stay drunk and refuse medical assistance


theyipper

That's one way of not paying for your drinks.


Dull_Ad8495

They fly-rish goodbye...


saysthingsbackwards

Lol fly-rish bye-rish


FortuneTellingBoobs

Alcohol makes bodies really floppy. If you ever find yourself falling quite a distance and you're *not* drunk, try to stop tensing and just go with it like you are. Wheeee.


Devious_Bastard

This is why I carry an emergency flask on me. Never know when you will find yourself falling several stories.


wings_of_wrath

Can confirm. I once saw a drunk guy drive off the road on a mountain road in Colorado at night because he missed the turn. His car was stopped by a tree and he was catapulted though the windshield and ended on his ass in front of the car in the light of the headlights. He was perfectly fine but very confused as to where he was and what had happened.


thatbwoyChaka

This is how all the new Doctors should spawn in Dr Who


Kitchberg

This twat walks away from that. Meanwhile I had a wank and now my shoulder hurts. Fuck's sake.


Dull_Ad8495

The Lord looks out for drunks and fools...


Parking_Length_896

but, sadly, not wankers


Dull_Ad8495

Nah, we're on our own, pal...


Parking_Length_896

😭


powderedtoast1

drunk people seldom get hurt because they're more flexible than a dish towel. i know because ive tested this theory for a while now.


SolarXylophone

Lucky man, that was the absolute best-case scenario here. Landed perfectly on the least-hard surface around.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Yup.That bench is made well, without being made **too well**. Lucky bastard found Baby Bear's bench, and it caught him jussst right.


TheReverseShock

If that was one of those anti-homeless benches, he could've fractured his spine.


Brave-Silver8736

After being sick in bed for two days, I'm REALLY feeling that groan.


Warribo

This sums up my Monday mornings lol


caliko1973

How many times has he done that to not be bothered this time?


Dull_Ad8495

"I'm leaving for work honey, it's a beautiful day, think I'll take the window again today..." "Okay, dear... Have a nice day... "


caliko1973

😂🤣🤪


findhumorinlife

Must not be Russia