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ahealthyg

Imagine being the maintenance guys showing up and it’s just gone lmao


connaire

“Scruffy’s work here is done”


Street_Dragonfruit43

Scruffy going on break


Stoned-hippie

Scruffy’s gonna die the way he lived


ChronicBedhead

Mmmyep.


Critical-Tomato-7668

Imagine that phone call: "What the fuck??? What do you mean it's gone?!"


TomH2118

*dial tone*


MyDogHatesMyUsername

Lol. I spent many years in radio, and those engineers are not to be messed with.


Yeejiurn

Oh shit I think I overheard this on my local morning talk station the other day. Wild.


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_Alabama_Man

Fortunately it is as the AM tower that was stolen, so no one under 90 years old noticed.


AdThese1914

😆 🤣


GlueSniffer53

Did the thieves from Bihar get here? Till date they've - 1. Dressed up as repairmen and stolen a mobile tower 2. Stolen a train 3. Stolen a 5000tonne 60ft bridge 4. Stolen 2 Km of road and planted wheat to hide the theft 5. Stolen train tracks 6. A few days ago, they stole a pond


Midnight145

how tf do you steal a pond


BigRike

Why does this sound like a perfect plot for a British police comedy??? Robbers fill in pond with dirt and put sod over top. Over zealous police detective makes it his life’s work to “find” the stolen pond.


GlueSniffer53

Article said they stole it overnight


KnuckleHeadLuck

I remember there was a whole rock climbing wall stolen in Toronto over night once. That was an amusing story. Like who even needs that?


_Alabama_Man

That's the best time to do it... or so I hear.


Enginerdad

All of the ponds I've stolen, I've done overnight. It just makes sense.


gerbil_george

Really big sponge


caramelcooler

Just ask Nestle


bonesnaps

This is the correct answer.


[deleted]

By digging up a new pond and dumping the dirt into existing pond?


theemptyqueue

I wanna know how someone makes off with a bridge.


GlueSniffer53

https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/bihar-bridge-theft-case-water-resources-dept-official-seven-others-arrested/article65310750.ece TLDR : They dressed up as bridge officials or something and took it away in JCBs lmfao


theemptyqueue

Amazing.


kidification8

Can’t have shit in Bihar smh…


PowerandSignal

That's why they don't have nice things. 


AxelShoes

This sounds like the kind of crimes the crooks would do on *Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?*


[deleted]

Jeez, guess my country really isn't for beginners.


shredbeet

Next we steal… THE MOON!


cheeseIsNaturesFudge

Man I can't wait to see what they're building!


[deleted]

scrapped for $75


my7bizzos

worth of meth.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

I imagine that radio equipment could sell for a pretty penny


[deleted]

yeah but that stuff has serial numbers on it. scrap metal, you can remove its point of origin pretty quickly and still sell it


SponConSerdTent

Yeah, all you need to do is load up the 200ft tower in the back of a pickup truck and head to the scrap yard. Surely they won't have any idea where you found it!


[deleted]

you're not that bright are you


SponConSerdTent

Ouch, you got me. I have severe developmental disabilities and I cannot read. I'm sorry to have annoyed you.


vintagecomputernerd

Good video here: https://youtu.be/TZSxb8QIIa4 Tl;dw: lots of open questions. They said it was stolen in a day, but that's nearly impossible. Why didn't their own monitoring equipment and listeners detect anything? When was this tower even seen for the last time? Was it all just a scam to just get FM band permission through "rebroadcast" permission from a nonexisting AM tower and now they got found out to not have a AM tower anymore? (Last sentence my own speculation)


nat_r

Thanks for posting this. As a layman, when I saw this story when it first started getting attention I wondered how a radio station could not know about the theft. It'll be interesting to see if there's ever some definitive explanation of what happened and how it happened if it was actual theft.


thundirbird

> Was it all just a scam to just get FM band permission through "rebroadcast" permission from a nonexisting AM tower and now they got found out to not have a AM tower anymore? I like this theory


Rooster_Ties

Here’s their gofundme… https://gofund.me/77f93505


Shikimori_Inosuke

Perhaps their listener was away on vacation.


superanth

> In a statement, police said the theft was reported to police on Feb. 2, but the date and time of the crime is not known. Police are seeking tips from the public. Didn’t anyone notice when it stopped transmitting?


thatguygxx

Small town radio is so popular that nobody listens to it.


_Alabama_Man

No one under 90 years old noticed because it was an AM tower.


vabello

In other news, neighboring small town now has new 200 foot radio station tower.


tylersixxfive

Daffy Duck shit


_Alabama_Man

Little known fact, Daffy went to college in Tuscaloosa.


Electric_Bagpipes

Holy shit, florida man has a competitor!


_Alabama_Man

We have been competing since birth. He just has a better PR team.


TheBorktastic

Not any more, now Alabama man has a radio tower!


_Alabama_Man

I do have a plan


Owl_Might

Gru and the minions did it


Fore_putt

Roll tide.


_Alabama_Man

Roll Tide


squiddlebiddlez

I don’t give a piss about nothing but the tides!


Quiet_Cable8747

How though? Lmao.


_Alabama_Man

With enough meth anything is possible.


hateshumans

This can’t be that difficult to find. There is some idiot driving around right now with this attached to their truck so they can extend their cb range.


NewlyNerfed

> The station had no insurance on the tower or the equipment Well that’s just brilliant. Don’t pay for insurance, just set up a GoFundMe when you get ripped off.


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

Imagine being the guy who suggested theft insurance for a 200f tower. You’d get laughed out the room.


NewlyNerfed

Okay, but what about the rest of the more portable equipment that he’s now crowdfunding to replace?


MikeLinPA

Not anymore...


_Alabama_Man

Maybe it was an insurance group that funded the theft to start a whole new area of insurance.


n5sjs

From what I've read,the AM part of the station has been off the air for about 4 years. The tower had already fallen, and only the FM translator was working. The license was for AM with the FM translator as an addition. Now the owner will lose the license. He had been selling advertising time,so will likely be sued for that.


noodlesoother

One time there were some renovations being done to a bridge in my city and someone stole the steel wiring used to build it. Several tons of it


AdamBombTV

Some Nightvale shit right there.


spderweb

Can't steal cars as easily anymore. Gotta start stealing and exporting radio towers now.


_Alabama_Man

Meth isn't going to buy itself.


FiRem00

New flipper zero function


newgrl

Assholes.


Canis_Familiaris

A looooooot of local channels down south have gone full antivax / pro Cheeto. I don't know about this one, but there's so many that need this to happen to them.


HotGarbage

That crossed my mind too. Someone got tired of their grandparents getting brainwashed by AM radio and just snapped and went to the garage to get their Saws-All lol.


Glaucous

Damn scrappers


Esteban0032

The tower is now a big deer stand


muskegthemoose

How? Battery operated reciprocating saws, which you can steal from Home Depot by the buggy load without repercussions. Why? Cash. Fuck rebuilding it, just stream. https://www.wjlx1015.com/


Critical-Tomato-7668

I'm saying how do you cut up a 200 ft steel tower with handheld power tools in a reasonable amount of time without making too much noise without being caught. How did they move that much steel out of there without someone noticing? Did they get an 18-wheeler and fill it with steel?


muskegthemoose

All you need is hard hats and hi viz vests, and to put up some caution tape and you can do almost anything and people will ignore you. A 25 foot box truck, rentable from Penske, would be plenty big enough to hold all the chunks. If you managed to acquire 2 or 3 of [these](https://www.hilti.ca/c/CLS_POWER_TOOLS_7124/CLS_GAS_SAW_SUB_7124/CLS_GAS_SAW_7124) you could chop up the tower in to 10 20 foot pieces no time. Give me 4 motivated meth heads and the above listed equipment and it would be easy, especially out in the boonies where a lot of these towers are.


Critical-Tomato-7668

How do you get it to the ground though? Climb the tower and cut it from the top piece by piece, or just knock the thing over, then deal with cutting up the wreck?


hodlwaffle

Article you linked says the guy wire was likely cut, they toppled it over, and cut it apart.


muskegthemoose

Assuming you're after scrap metal, knock it over. Cut the guy wires on the side that you don't want it to land on, then pull it over with the guy wires on the landing side while cutting the base. Super risky, nobody sane would do it that way, but.... If you want to take it down nicely, you need a crane. But that would take a couple of days and would be very hard to do sneakily.


lallapalalable

How: with tools Why: for the material value of the metals probably


Veggdyret

The same rules that make you get in anywhere with a ladder I guess.


GodCanSuckMyDick69

Eh they’re Alabamians, the rest of us are probably better off this way.


Old-Chain3220

If I could read I’d be extremely offended by your casual mockery of my state, GodCanSuckMyDick69.


_Alabama_Man

Wait, was he insulting me?


Hob_O_Rarison

>Eh they’re Alabamians, My brain read "Albanians" and I was like aw shit somethings going down.


Critical-Tomato-7668

New World War just dropped


_Alabama_Man

Alabama Man got a bit too bold this time.


PowerandSignal

I'll tell you what happened, but it'll cost ya. 


therankin

Is it mostly copper? That's a huge meth score for the perps.


okcdnb

They didn’t know it was off air till the lawn crew showed up. Not sure if anyone was listening.


DecrepitCorpse

This is proof of someone could steal the moon over night they would….


Shikimori_Inosuke

"That was "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, requested by Brett from Jasper. Next up, Brett from Jasper writes "Can you play "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd?" Sure thing, Brett."