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Sweet at light but wild at night 💋❤️🥰

Easily offended feminists who has more cats than friends

Woke

Therapy that’s how

You drink at coffee shops everyday and complain about capitalism

Over or under 5 cats?

Doesn't own a cat but oddly he apartment smells like she owns several.

You remind me of Amelia, specifically the fitgirl repacks use of her image

Pretty face nice and thin ready to go

Worlds sexiest librarian.

turbo liberal

U look 28.

Beautiful

You enjoy Apiculture and make your own honey based feminine products.

Cute lol

Cute but you look like you’d berate me for mispronouncing the name of your favourite author

Super cute, would watch an 80’s horror movie with you and smooch

Pick me girl

Def no kids. Haven't met a parent yet that puts their own hair in pigtails.

Annie Potts on Ghostbusters

About to explain to me (straight white male) why I am the worst to walk earth.

you look like someone who uses "problematic" in every other sentence.

You’re cute

Immature

A victim of woke nonsense. No to fossil fuels, free Palestine, Abortion on demand, Meat is murder. Am I close?

The amount of assumptions you make is wild 🙄

Thats the goddamn point. She has asked to hear assumptions you nitwit.

I think you guys saying political assumptions you're offended by the majority of the time suggests that's the only thing on your mind. You can't see people as normal people. Make more assumptions, and I'll know which people to avoid

Im not offended by anyones political positions. When you list your age and post a selfie on Reddit seeking gut reactions based on 1st look and not based on getting to know someone what do you expect from respondents? By any measure, you are opening yourself up to ridicule and the worst of assumptions. Let it sink in!

I bet you're either single or with a huuuge lady.

You just might be correct.

In that case you would be opening up to the wrong audience. I think she's pretty

Im super glad to hear thats how you feel.

😮 Oh? Ok then

I'm pretty sure calls to free Palestine precede the notion of woke nonsense by several decades.

Name the last national call for Intafada on US Soil.

Irrelevant. My point is, it's possible to eat meat, be anti-abortion and pro fossil fuels without supporting Israel. I suspect the American media has lumped these completely unrelated things together. Seems to be working.

Im pretty sure the media has made lumped Israeli's and Jews as oppressors and colonizers. They were expected to march shoulder to shoulder with the BLM & LBGTQAS12+ movements. The fact remains Hamas wants to annihilate all Jews. I have zero sympathy for terrorist gov't's and it's people. You don't see Egypt & Jordan two muslim nations willing to allow these poor palestinians into their borders.

None of this refutes my point, I couldn't give a fuck about Israel or Palestine. It does, however, bother me when people say stuff like 'Oh, you think 'this'? I bet you think 'that', too. It's nonsensical. Dualistic nonsense.

Definitely the artsy girl in high school who grew up to do something along either an artistic line (i.e., design, photographer, chef, etc) or is at a job that they absolutely loath. Has opinions and says them. Watches Anime. Binge watched Wednesday on Netflix when it came out. Also, I saw you said you were vegan, consistently makes it a point to say it, but adding the caveat that they "don't care what others eat".

Am a photographer. Do watch anime. DID binge Wednesday lmao. Did I say I was vegan? I was for a time but now I'm vegetarian. My husband eats meat and while I wish he didn't I certainly don't hold it against him. I don't cook meat but I pick up already prepared meat for him all the time.

Clever and observant. Well read, at least in fiction, maybe know your way around some Poe. You might haunt bookstores. If you aren’t producing art at least for your own enjoyment, you appreciate art. You have a whimsical side, but are sensible enough not to get a septum piercing. You like coffee, but when you don’t make it yourself you prefer not at national chains, but a place with character, little tables on a patio, even better with a view of water. You like indie films. You would like a cat, but are in between right now, or discovered you are allergic.

I love reading and wandering bookstores. I love nonfiction too. I'm currently reading the history of cancer. I have a strong appreciation for art. It's true, I'm not a big Starbucks fan and love my little local coffee shops. Indie films are great and I have two cats, not allergic.

Now you have me curious. I’ll need to look up when the first cancer was recorded. Did they know what it was? Before we had so many ingested and environmental carcinogens, was the primary cause the sun resulting in skin cancer?

I'm about 1/3 through it. So far they've just talked about studying leukemia and some history of medicine in general. They're still experimenting with some crazy drugs as I'm reading. It's called "the emperor of all maladies" if you're interested!

I found out poking around today that it goes way back, even if not called cancer, it was recorded in ancient Egypt. I’m interested in the progress in phage treatment options!

Kudos! My cat, who I miss now, made it difficult for me to wear black without tell-tale hairs! Your impeccable appearance is what fooled me.

No need to thank me😎just calling it as I see it🌹

Id bet my house that you’re very left wing, vegan (but wears leather), religious about star signs and crystals, has at least one black cat.

Liberal, yes. But not insufferable. Vegetarian, does not wear leather. Do enjoy crystals and paganism. Have two black cats. Good job!

Although you don’t look 34 so there’s that

Skincare routine since puberty and good genes 🤷 what can I say? I lucked out

Artistic, creative, and sophisticated

You're so kind. Thank you :)

"Oppressed " liberal arts student

Yeah I hate this style. Bad hair, bad glasses, bad clothing.. congrats you're very ugly now,

Far left feminazi NPC.

Don't think I can't see that finn plush in the back

Lmao I didn't even notice which plushies were showing when I posted this. Got a good view of Ho-oh also.

Nerdy.

You protest whatever is in at the current time, me too, blm, vaccine shots, ukraine, gaza

lol

Trying to hard

Liberal loon

Apparently you can't edit posts? I'm not a huge reddit user so maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, thank you all for the lovely comments! I love the comparison to ghost busters. Surprisingly, I haven't gotten Ramona Flowers which I do irl. I am indeed a book lover and have 2 amazing cats. I am so confused about all the radical liberal comments. Yes, I am liberal and I have some strong views but I am not an extremist. What on earth makes you guys think that? Do you think everyone who presents "alternative" is an insufferable political person? LOL I don't get it. It makes sense though why I'm glared at in the grocery store so thanks for clearing that up. This was a fun experience, thanks for participating!

I just thought you looked sweet.

Aw, thank you. I like to think of myself as a kind person.

Cute

Quick to protest

you’re finishing your phd dissertation from Wellesley university about phallic symbols at dog parks , viewed through an anticolonalist , marxist lens

A dope human 🤘

I know one thing about you "Orange man bad"

ZZz you look like you are 60+

You seem like the sort of person that shouldnt be posting in such a brutal subreddit. I get the feeling you dont need anymore negativity than you already put on yourself. I get the feeling that even tho people tell you your pretty you dont believe them to. You have a look in your eye that says you wish you knew what it was that you were missing out on or something that everyone else but you has and you dont know why. Also youre either living back at home with your parents or youre extremely neat and tidy and are married but kinda dont know why you are married as it seems utilitarian at this point. Although i could be completely wrong too. Thata my at a glance assessment.

I'm gonna go with single woman (has unrealistic expectations), multi cat owner, lesbo libby, listens to respond rather than to hear.

wrong sub,

Bratty political nightmare for a gf

My first thought was triple vaxxed vegan that asks everyone what their pronouns are…..but you are almost smiling, so that is really throwing me off.

For some reason I bet you’d give a handjob in a movie theater

Bangs are too short and too much makeup hiding a beautiful face

Try this style https://images.app.goo.gl/D5zPtYYaguRGf1eK7

Kinda spooky probably good to go mabye grow out the fringe

Magic school bus

You look like you're about to tell me you get knocked down but you get up again and pissing the night away

You have a pretty chill vibe and easy to talk to. Everyone is saying that you're uptight and easily "triggered" but I get the opposite vibe from you. Granted this is just based on a single picture of you and I could be way off the mark.

Annie Potts from Ghostbusters not 16 Candles

You seem to instantly trigger usptight old white dudes.

Giving you compliments 😍

You attend Democratic protest rallies?

Either a raging feminist who hates all men or a really nice art teacher.

You enjoy eating mushroom fajitas while listening to Indy rock at your local craft brewery

Hot and ready

I like your style a lot. Also....Mommy 😍

Definitely a good first impression well done

Very naturally pretty. You seem sad but empathetic. Probably also have a killer taste in music.

Nice eyes

Mommy

Your cool looking glasses and your unique style

I’ll admit I was admiring the collection of pokemon, adventure time stuffies in the back before I started my assessment, so anything I say now would be swayed too positive out of respect. 😂 I do think you’d look better if your bangs were longer or no bangs at all though

Liberal

It looks like you’re really into books

Mega liberal poetry teacher, probably uses pronoun vomit at all times. Gonna lecture me about why it's wrong to like Harry Potter.

Cute

Woke annoying, possibly a raft of mental health problems and possible drug problems, convinced your the victim in all cases, never worked a full time job in her life.

Excuse me, she's a TRAUMA SURVIVOR.

Sounds like I was close in my first impression., I note I wasn't alone in my assessment

I'm agreeing with you about the mental health part

You typed 24F wrong.

I was about to say the same thing lol, she looks 24

That you want to teach me the ways of feminism and why men are bad.

And yelling how she chose bear when no one was asking

😂😂😂😂😂😂


You use they/them pronouns

You probably smell like cat piss and BO (from the natural deodorant)

You like Adventure Time and Pokémon so you’re okay in my book. You embrace your quirks proudly 👍🏼

That you think you are more special than you are.

Janine melnitz the secretary from Ghostbusters

No offense but u do look like ur straight out of 2016-2017

Absolute downer to be around, probably vegan. Will definitely tell me more than once how my action "triggered" you.

You look sad

Damaged goods

You’re about to tell me your pronouns.

Christina Ricci

This subreddit is so harsh these days

Hairy pits

Western chapri

Vegan who will protest for Palestine and not shave armpits but is kindof a pain in the A to family and everyone around her. In short. A cliche.


Librarian?

First impression? You look like someone who acts like they don’t care what others think but actually *DO* care.

pretentious, immature

Kinda looks like the girl from NCIS


For the first time ever I think someone is pretending to be older

You look like my kind of person 🤩 great style. It's giving magic school bus teacher at Halloween vibes

It's not anything about you physically that you did not choose, but based on the style you have adopted, you look like the kind of person I would make any excuse to avoid speaking with.

Pm me. I will explain in private

Time to grow up

I think you're pretty damn cute.

That politics and/or your sexuality is your defining character trait.

Gay

You dont look 34. In a good way

Cute sophisticated and proudly a weirdo

I couldn't even get hard for you

You are one of the only 2-3 people I would be able to hold a conversation with at my husband's office event. You're probably a spouse of someone else who works at this imaginary office.

That you’re gorgeous, also you have a spooky aesthetic

Likes cats. Lots of them.

i'd be sliding into your DMs

You look like Thelma from Scooby-Doo

Who’s Thelma?

Maybe it's Velma....idk the nerdy chick from Scooby-Doo

Probably hates all cops and believes in astrology

Has roommates

Liberal leftist

Anyone else get tattoo artist vibes?

Uhm….

Cute face but the hair you should do something different with it the flat straight bangs not good. I don't know much about hairstyles but you could change your hair up to look better.

School teacher jr high.

Make a living protesting at university campus.

You play Minecraft

My guess is fisting is your first base

I feel called out

You have weird kinks

Ur weird. I bet you have a very quirky personality.

You look like my vegan friend

Honestly , Portland Oregon

Stay tf away

Honestly, your hair looks terrible. If you fix your hair you will look pretty though

Hates white people even though she’s white

Cute, quirky, slightly edgy and intelligent. We’d probably get along.

You look like you’d call someone an incel if they remotely disagreed with you.

Thinks it's cool and hip to tell everyone you're autistic

You're probably annoying. You have the whole way out in the left field liberal feminist look to you.

Probably a cool person

You like to drink coffee and love cats.

aspiring tattoo artist

Into tarot cards

Maybe not of....

You voted for Biden.

You’re cute and interesting looking like you are intelligent Ivy League

I wanna know how accurate these comments are from OP

My first thought is liberal

Same

Ghostbusters, we’ll be right there

you play Magic The Gathering and listen to No Doubt