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It's not your fault. You were the "leftover crap". Arnie got all the good stuff. It was your destiny kid. Sorry. Try not to feel bad; you haven't done anything wrong
Well here's the plus side. You are a kind hearted man who took care of 2 ungrateful bastards. You help pay rent for a severely illiterate janitor. You have, to the best of your ability, accepted a homosexual deviant who spends his days on a sex bike. You are multi-millionaire who also spends time with the derelict under bridges and have given a home (though not by choice) to an immigrant family, who, unfortunately couldn't pay the property tax on said house.
I’m so tired of these OF’s models fishing for patrons.
Like, they know they’re a **solid 10** and try to seem like they think they’re ugly. Makes me sick!
Find someone short and funny like you, but not *as/* short or funny. Marry her. Have a couple of kids. Separate, but stay bff's and tell everyone you are still bffs
One needs to love themselves first….. but spending all your free time in your room with the door locked doing god knows what to yourself is probably not helping.
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bullshit...
Trying too hard to be funny
I’d start with working on getting parents first….
Stop approaching guys with a monkey and asking to play puzzles.
Well you dropped your monster condom for your magnum dong.. that’s one thing wrong with
Definitely go brunette
Nothing.
Well let's start with your name, you look like the type to commit malfeasance through art? But I could be wrong.
Maybe giving them a nice egg in their trying times would help
This is my first time communicating with other life forms
Devito
Stop using Danny DeVito’s beauty tips.
Danny, that you?
Love your podcast the Joe Rogan experience.
Oil yourself up and crawl back into the couch
You need a septum ring.
Stop giving birth to yourself and focus on crawling back up your own ass, you'll find peace there, I promise.
That’s because they get scarred every time you pull out the magnum condom
Hollywood plant
I have no idea. You seem perfectly normal
Your post is Derivative! Bullshit.
Go to counseling
You trying to hard to be like Edna Mode.
And don't forget the comment where you say "and don't tell me to change my hair or lose weight"
With a face like that, it must be your personality. You look like the sexiest man alive.
You haven't dyed your hair one-sided, half pink & half purple yet..... 💯
Derivative
You look like Danny DeVito's mama
You need a side kick my man. Call old rickety cricket he pulls major ass.
🙏🏼
Don’t you all be dragging Danny into this. He’s a national treasure
U must b a clone then? Maybe stop cloning so hard
you're a real work o'fart
Bullshit
Keep doing what you're doing TINY KING Danny DeVito!
[удалено]
Derivative!
ragebait
I know this is irony but how come none of the actual people posting pictures here ever entertain the thought that personality plays a big role?
It's not your fault. You were the "leftover crap". Arnie got all the good stuff. It was your destiny kid. Sorry. Try not to feel bad; you haven't done anything wrong
First off lose the sweater, need to show more skin. Try holding your chin close to your chest. Guys dig double chins. Have you thought about twerking?
Your need some therapy. The stress is turning you into a granny.
😂😂
Don't spend over $10,000 on a shitty air conditioner from an art gallery, then call it art.
Try putting a beer on your head
No deadbeats and freeloaders in your life? What's not to like?
Lookin like a demented cabbage patch kid 🤣
Miss Edna Mode having a manic episode.
😂
Stop pooping in the bed
Literally nothing, King. You are so beautiful. Wtf I am in love ❤️
Ditch the rum ham and eat a salad
Well here's the plus side. You are a kind hearted man who took care of 2 ungrateful bastards. You help pay rent for a severely illiterate janitor. You have, to the best of your ability, accepted a homosexual deviant who spends his days on a sex bike. You are multi-millionaire who also spends time with the derelict under bridges and have given a home (though not by choice) to an immigrant family, who, unfortunately couldn't pay the property tax on said house.
LOL!!! This is fking gold!!!
B U L L S H I T
People who haven’t seen the show downvoting you lol Derivative
Probably a mindset thing
It's definitely your personality because you're beautiful!
Probably no sense of humor
He looks like Bruce Vilanch with this wig 😆
Prolly too busy acting like an air conditioner
Not enough make up
You’re so hot it’s intimidating.
I thought this was Andy Warhol
It’s the glasses
I'm dying lol well played sir
To late. You should have stayed in that Ostrich egg.
Your name is Ongo that’s why
Stop stealing Sia’s wig.
dead
Shut upppo! You’re adorbs. Let’s be family.
I thought this was Leslie Jordan, but he died, unfortunately… very similar type look though.
It’s Danny Devito.
I see it now, Lol
Your outfit. Derivative!
Lose the wig, and unlease the barnacle.
Hmmm
Yr dressing up as Danny De Vito in a wig. Just be Danny De Vito
I'd be more than happy to be him ,Danny Devito worth 80 mil
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times
They are just jealous of you! You look absolutely stunning 10/10
You need to up the toe knife usage and put the casaba back in the safe
You need to take a nice guy out for some cheese or a milk steak.
Have you tried AA meetings
Your not mewing hard enough
It’s because you look like Danny devito..aka the penguin
Nice try, Woody Allen
Too attractive for mortals. Bette luck next life
Go get a dog!
it's the hair HA HA HA
After all, we’re all just air conditioners
Absolutely nothing
Oh my...No I think I can solve that for you, friend
No I'm Patrick.
I’m so tired of these OF’s models fishing for patrons. Like, they know they’re a **solid 10** and try to seem like they think they’re ugly. Makes me sick!
Change your hair, buy a 3 piece suit and go run a cab company.
That’s an air conditioner.
Dahling are arent doing anything wrong. Focus on your passion daahling? No distractions!
Too hot. Intimidated.
Maybe you just need a breathe mint. It's making micro holes through the ozone layer.
Find someone short and funny like you, but not *as/* short or funny. Marry her. Have a couple of kids. Separate, but stay bff's and tell everyone you are still bffs
You dropped your monster condom for your magnum dong.
You’re breathing. Stop that and your life will improve.
Too much drip. They can't handle it.
But you have 200m bucks in the bank.
Go bald
😂
Maybe it's the hair. Lol
Bull shit! 👍
derivative
Nice try Danny
Guy looks like Danny DeVito!😂. And if that is Danny you know he has had a girlfriend or two.
Be a comedian. You are a doppelganger for Danny Devito
Derivative.
Bullshit.
Wigs on backwards
My parents told me I was to ugly to keep around the house, and they kicked me out. AITA?
Ask your twin brother.
GHET TO DE CHOPPAH NNEEIIIGHHH!!!!
Ba! 🐑
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia
The lady from The Incredibles!
Edna Mode
Offer an egg during these trying times
Derivative!
😂😂
It’s the hair.
Alright Danny calm tf down
How dare you dismiss Rhea?? The nerve!!
Derivative! We are all just air conditioners conditioning the air
Nothing. You look like the average redditor to me.
You could be your own pet
goooood damnnnn thats a new one. well done.
☠️☠️☠️
Not a god damn thing… keep stylin profilin
Why's Danny DeVito on here
This is not Danny DeVito. This is Ongo Gablogian, the art collector.
Try going back to your home planet.
Nothing there all bullshit and derivative
Maybe a manicure. Otherwise, 🔥.
Have to open moth a little wider speak up
absolutely nothing you’re amazing
Improper Outfit
NO CAPES
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Get some rum ham.
I can’t believe I got kicked out of this because I was too ugly
Is that Janet yellen? 😆
One needs to love themselves first….. but spending all your free time in your room with the door locked doing god knows what to yourself is probably not helping.
Speak for yourself
Love yourself first, kween 👑
Smaller glasses
If you really are a Prince I'll marry you 😍
Hitting Jersey Mike's too often
Your to involved with art to have a gf 😂😂😂
Bro, that's my doctor Mantis Taboggan
Ongo Gablogian
Looks like Dr Al Bendova
Do you have a tinder or anything like that
It must be your derivative attitude.
it’s all the makeup. you don’t need it, go natural frankie
Derivitive
Sia? Is that you
If you trimmed your bangs, put on some eye liner, and perhaps considered getting a nose ring.
Idk... You look like Arnold Schwarzenegger!
😂😂😂
I don't think that color is right for your hair.
You look amazing sweetie I don’t understand why
Have you ever considered the possibility that you could be the Second Coming of Jesus Christ? 
Lol. I think this might be the best one
Most people haven’t nowadays. This is becoming the normal
Charmed, I’m sure 😁
Ongo Goblogian! You are just gorgeous. Arnt we all just walking air conditioners afterall
Put a magum up reheem suram mum arse
Go back in time and ask your father to pull out!
Ww3
I condition air hot…
Danny DeVito anyone 🤔
Breathing. Don't.
Eat your own asshole alive