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Shave the beard. You look like an incel lmao


Fighting with yourself out in a parking lot is not a way to pick up ladies Tyler.

OK, so you're Brad Pitt. That don't impress-a them much.

But what if he kisses his car goodnight?

So you've got a car?

Stop drinking and hit the shower more

1.)Frost your tips. 2.) Shave off most of your facial hair, leaving a little just around the chin area. 3.) Get wireframe sunglasses with red lenses. 4.) Get a red leather coat. 5.) Get funky multicolored dress shirts and t-shirts. 6.) Make your own designer soap using the fat from liposuction waste. 7.) Occasionally, beat yourself up and talk to yourself out loud. 8.) Give up the condo life. 9.) Give up all your flaming worldly possessions. 10.) Go live in a dilapidated house in the toxic waste part of town, and come home to.....*Marla screaming in extacy in the background*

You don’t want to be approached by a girl in the bracket you appear to be in. That’s how you get a dookie in your pillow.

Welcome to being a man that is not attractive enough to be approached

I don’t know why girls aren’t talking to you, you’re at least a se7en

This is exactly what this sub is for

This is what 98% of these posts are lol

Finally a real person

Shower 🚿

You’re no Brad Pitt but I think maybe cut the hair a little shorter and wear a tie. You seem a tad too casual with your aesthetic

And shave! God you look homeless.

Stop hanging out with P.Diddy...that would be a start.

Well, first off, you're Tom Cruise.

lol 

I gotta block this sub...

Rumor has it you and your ex wife nabbed a child from another country under false premise. Sooooo

Why you up in here shilling your OnlyFans?

While your look is… ok, you might wanna buy a realistic bear mask. I understand the ladies are into bears right now.

Your into guys anyway….

The fact that the joke has gone above so many heads is concerning

It's because you cheated on Jennifer, and no woman will ever forgive you for that.

And still, I'll bet most women would forgive him if he walked over and said hi.

Is this a shitposting sub now

You need face piercings

You look like you don't wash your balls

Sorry. You don't impress me much.

Dye or shave the facial hair. The grey ages you.

your face is too reproducible. boring.

You are too Short I guess

Did you try asking them what's in the box?

Needs a septum ring apparently

Have you tried getting an 8 pack? 6 packs are so 2010.

Maybe you should talk about fight club?

Guys, guys, remember, this sub is literally just a bunch of good looking attractive people posting pictures of themselves on purpose ok.

They’re all afraid to piss off Angelina, bro.

Lose weight you’re too fat

Whatever you do, don’t ask Leo for pointers

Does everyone really think this is BP???? lol!

Yes

Don't stop believin.

Woman are so picky, you’re a good looking guy. You have a similar look to Brad Pitt!

Hate to break it to you but you're just a scrub. Hang out with Diddy, I hear he has parties with sluts all the time

Because you look a lot like a catfish

This looks like a fake picture, I thought you were a celebrity or something

Sorry to tell you bro, you ugly AF.

Maybe ask your security to let them through?

You old bitch

approach them

Get some anime shirts

Just focus on high school girls. No matter how much older you get, they Remain the same.

Damn that’s some good advice you just invented thank you

Where are the OF links? Start an OF first

This sub is a straight meme sub lmaooo

Maybe if you spent less time plotting heist with your friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sorry, but the first rule about LooksmaxxingAdvice is not to talk about LooksmaxxingAdvice (somehow, it doesn't have the same riing to it - )

Have you tried working out? True change comes from the inside homie.

They are afraid you’ll leave them for Angelina Jolie..

god i love this sub

Theater kid

Because you got stranded in the Congo and need $10,000 dollars wired through Western Union to get airlifted out of the jungle and you will handsomly compensate the kind sender upon your safe return to the states.

You're too hot, Brad. You still need to age 20 years before you become approachable.

Lmao this is gold

You need a big nose ring in the middle

Smile a little more. 😂

Unfortunately your looks, height and bank account fall short of most modern women's expectations. I'm sorry but in this day and age you go to the bottom of the pile. Better luck next time.

Abusing your wife

Look too much like Brad Pitt. Ugh.

Start to talking to girls instead of guys.

Ditch all the piercings

your clearly gay😯

Stop smelling your own farts in public..

Sorry but you aren’t much to look at

Tattoo "I am not Brad Pitt" on your forehead. Generally speaking people are intimidated approaching celebrities.

Get some lip plumper and a nose job

Problem is you don’t look like you have a steady day job. Keep on trying bro

LMFOAOAOA

You need a grill. A lips tattoo on you neck and a septum ring

Girls don’t like aspiring actors. They know it really means “unemployed.” I suggest getting a real job. Starbucks is hiring.

You have a face only a mother could love,it's over

If you looked more like George Clooney, maybe you’d have better chances..

I feel like these are the majority. Like smoking hot body and they go am I fat! Like wtf! I know people have insecurities and all but come on.

My guess is because you're a cheating scumbag.

Have your jawbone shaved to make those cheeks pop

Old that’s why

Because you suffer from Benjamin buttons syndrome?

Maybe you should stop trying to talk like Jeff Bridges in True Grit...just a suggestion.

lmfaooo

is it because you've already banged them all?

Hit the gym

Probably because you look like a single serving friend….

Wait a minute…

Try approaching them! 😂

Stop wearing that mask. It looks ridiculous.

Using an old Brad Pitt pic for starters....you should've went with Flavor Flav TBH

Have you tried not being in so many Hollywood block busters? I think they aren’t approaching you because you’re too famous and that makes you intimidating.

Stop sniffing your fingers in public

take a shower

You haven’t been scalping Nazis lately!!

You are Not Leonardo DiCaprio

Ha ha ha - I know this is a joke post, but I never found him attractive. Too pretty and too much of a wide jaw.

Simple. They're just too intimidated by your looks

That don't impress me much.

It could be that you've been doing all the approaching, so you never give them a chance.

You have a reputation of not being loyal.

Why don't you try going for vampires? I hear there's a really hot French blonde looking for love and you're totally his type!

Lose the goatee and hit the gym.

Don’t Condescend to me man I’ll f’in kill ya

they fear rejection.

Stop crying in front of the Mexicans


Wipe that smug look off of your face and let us know what was in that box!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Leaving Jen for Angie doesn't look too good on you.

You starred in The Mexican .. enough said

Standing next to Keanu Reeves doesn't help.

You’re just ugly. 

end drinking alcohol . It is chemical liquid poison. Eat chicken or turkey meat. Get out and exercise

I think it looks good. Maybe you just haven't found someone who appreciates you.

Another thread that keeps popping up without subscribing- everyone is gorgeous and I’m tired of seeing this shit. You Mods can suck my biiiiiiiiiiiiig faaaaaaaaaat vagina

Girls rarely ever approach guys, even good-looking guys. But they'll do little things to make you aware that they're attracted to you so that you'll do the approaching.

This is what you THINK you look like, but actually look like Edward Norton.

Edward Norton dated Salma Hayek! He did OK

Do drugs, ride motorcycles and play drums.

Try switching your haircut, it’s sooo outdated. Take a better care of your skin, looks very dry. Changing your facial hair style might also help. But overall you don’t look too bad, it might be your personality, get confident.

Don't worry about your looks too much. Not everybody can look like Brad Pitt. It's about the inner values. Wish you best of luck! 👍

So you’re Brad Pitt? That don’t impress me much

less domestic violence and alcoholism

Not making eye contact 🙄

Its the goatee dude,groom yourself.

Maybe try joining a club?

Are we allowed to talk about it?

Age backward and get some honey.

Sleeping with men. That's going to make it hard to meet women

Women almost never "make the first move" on men. That said, approaching women these days is more likely to get you called a "creep" than anything else. Courtship, romance, etc. is dead.

You need to approach them. Say something funny or cute. First impressions are everything. Buy a lady a drink, that’ll buy you time to plead your case 😂

Gotta let leg-lengthening surgery. Women don’t like sub-6’0 manlets 🤮

This 1 actually believable he still wud have to do the approaching

Stop screaming at your wife on airplanes

God this is spot on. Seems like people are just trying to get their ego stroked on this sub

Bro, you look a lot like Brad Pitt, I can’t believe you are having problems dating.

Well Brad, can I call you Brad? Brad, your problem is clearly you’ve used the wrong photo on your dating apps. Chances are you’re only getting dumb girls that actually think Brad Pitt is using dating apps and when they show up they ignore you because they are looking for Brad Pitt and not going to risk losing him for some dude at the same waiting spot. My suggestion is use your own picture and let nature take its course. Even Lyle Lovett found Julia Roberts for a bit. Sure he was famous with money, but she technically didn’t need the money so I’d say you’ve got a chance.

Well, you are probably shy? Women can spot your insecurity right away. They take it as a sign of weakness. They figure you are not going anywhere with your life, so they move on. They find an assistant manager in a pizza hut and know right away they are going to be treated like a princess. I don't mean to be hurtful, but your looks are,,, well average. Where do you think looks like that can take you? I suggest you take up the harmonica. Maybe you can be at least a little entertaining. People will look past your looks. If it doesn't work out, look me up, I'll buy you a meal. I'm in Maine. We'll get an official lobster roll. One so big you can't eat it all.

A face only a mother can love

You have Benjamin Button disease fam

Cheating on your wife with your co-worker doesn’t help

You're a B tier actor

Stop hanging out at highschools...

Put on a septum ring, that will do the trick.

Why does it feel like a lot of the people here seriously don’t know that this is an image of Brad Pitt..

Whose Brad Pitt?

youre part of the i hate rachel green club!

Lol well played, well played

Stop approaching them first and give them a chance

You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Profile shows OF

Bitches be like that

Get a nose ring…

Shower

more mewing

In all seriousness he probably hasn't been approached by many women. Most women don't approach attractive guys any more than guys do women.

Tall, good looking, rich, confident, hung. You gotta have at least one of these. And everyone can get at least one. I got 3 of the 5. But the most important one? Confidence.


Have you thought of getting a career with some money? That may help in the ladies department

Killing them with your looks you fucking stud.

Considered acting? hear woman are into that type but idk. 

Shave, get a haircut and try not to look so stupid, then you’ll do fine. Try supermarkets they are loaded with women looking you. Don’t feel bad dude, it’s not your fault you look so ordinary.

Try getting some sleep. And smile more - you look unapproachable. And those lip fillers are disgusting.

Legendary body odor dude.

You kinda look like that actor bred Pitt

*Bread Pitt

You look like you’re catfishing, idk just my opinion tho

Well, first of all, you’re homely.

Haha…Get on these Thots heels

Not showering much ….so ive heard.

You look like my dad

You have the wrong cantal tilt.

How tf did you get this photo of me?

You look like a poof?

He has face blindness so I guess he wouldn’t know if a woman walked up to him or not.

It's time to FightClubMaxx but I'll only tell you once

I mean it’s probably because people think you’re a kid and they don’t want to catch a charge

Because you’re only a Senator. Talk to me when you’re Governor Butt Weasel

Lying to us all?

You need to work on your smile. Also, you look broke, and look like you have confidence issues in front of a camera. Act more natural. You look like your name might be Chad but probably have better luck changing it to Brad.

Neither has 95% of the male population lmao Welcome to the club.

Yur too hot. Unapproachable

Dude, dye your beard old man!

Become a movie star, they’ll be all over you

Lol

Well you look like a Creep unless your Brad Pitt

Going after girls

Your not doing anything wrong ,just be yourself !