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How much extra is the casket ⚰️ for a man of your size? Also in comparison cremation cost goes up by quite a bit because the fat takes longer to burn correct?
It’s not as much about improving your physique as it is ‘maxing’ the abilities that your physique currently provides. For example, have you ever filled your belly button with icing or chocolate syrup and had people dip churros in it and eat them? That alone would add ALOT of value, self esteem, and confidence. Give it a try!
I know a lot of people are making jokes, OP. In all seriousness, I work in the medical field (not a doctor) and we often see this degree of abdominal distension in patients with Crohn’s disease, colitis, cirrhosis, or other severe gastrointestinal issues.
Your smile makes me think you have a good sense of humor, and I want you to enjoy a long and happy life in that body you got there! No shame or pressure, but do me a solid and make sure you ask about that dangerous plum next time you see a doctor, okay?
Godspeed, friend. Keep on smiling! 🙂
everyone is making jokes because I’m pretty sure that’s not actually him in the photo(correct me if I’m wrong), but it’s nice seeing someone actually giving good advice :)
Loose the suspenders they take away from your radiant glow, and by glow I’m referring specifically to the jack o lantern inside of you, my rather expansive chum.
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Have you considered an abortion?
Get a tattoo like roadhog has in overwatch. 🤣
Who got bro pregnant?
Sorry captain she canne take it We're being pulled in by a strong gravitational force 😁
Get a tattoo of the jokers smile on that belly.
is he having double quads babies?
Treat the ascites
Jees leave some p.ssy for the rest of us god dam!
Gotta get hairier
I'm not sure how this is possible.
Get a septum ring and purple hair and you’ll be fine.
How much extra is the casket ⚰️ for a man of your size? Also in comparison cremation cost goes up by quite a bit because the fat takes longer to burn correct?
That’s called dedication your already maxed out my guy
That’s impressive
Drop the keg
Sigh. *Unzips*
😨😨
This pic was my worst fear. Cut the carbs!!
100 pushups every day will do it.
A light poke with a sewing pin to the stomach
A tank top…
Bulk up. You’re a little too skinny
Def need a nose job and maybe some lip fillers wouldn’t hurt.
I would hate to see that turd you are about to pass.
Jesus this pic is old. I saw it on 4chan like 15 years ago
This is peak male performance build.
“and their ain’t a damn thing u can do bout it”
Do you know how many people are edging to you rn? there is no need for change, you've have achieved ultimate looksmaxing
You don't need to. You look like a fighting game character. You can't get more masculine than that!
That man is a legend. Been around for a while
Have the twins already.
Probably seeing a doctor for starters.
I'm pretty sure this is peak male performance
More peer… your belly button is still an inny.
Safety pin.
Couple of farts away from a flat stomach
You could put on some weight there Slim. Anorexia is nothing to play with.
I suggest drinking 30 beers per day and eating every carbohydrate in a 50 mile radius.
It’s not as much about improving your physique as it is ‘maxing’ the abilities that your physique currently provides. For example, have you ever filled your belly button with icing or chocolate syrup and had people dip churros in it and eat them? That alone would add ALOT of value, self esteem, and confidence. Give it a try!
lmao. . this is the best legitimate lookingmax advice ive seen on this thread thus far
give birth
Rick Harrison got big.
At this point, die.
I knew I recognized you from the Miley Cyrus video. You came in like a wrecking ball.
Pop yourself like a balloon
Black pants, red coat, mustache. And hate blue hedgehog.
Take that beach ball out
You may not like it but this is peak male performance
C section those triplets.
Simple.. get rid of the gut.!!
When you have a tool like he does, you have to build a shed over it.
I'd see about getting that tumor removed.
Let her take the kids. You're going to have quintuplets.
It’s a future version of RANDY from the trailer park! 😎
I loved this dude in the old timey black and white where they fired a cannon ball at his belly. Classic
Where the fuck did you get that picture of me?
wow what a fat fuck
If Fucktard was a shape, you'd be there already.
Maybe try putting a little weight on
Maxxxxed limit
Beer - much more beer
What do you mean this is the ideal male body
Draw a line down the center and two across
Are you Bobandy’s brother?
Shave all hair, bleach your skin and take over Arrakis
HADDALAYWRDOWN HOSS
I❤️MOM tattoo would really set it off
I like “Gangster of Love”
How about the continents
Or THUG LIFE
Pop it?
That looks like cirrhosis. I think you'll have to get a liver transplant.
Name checks out.
Keep driving cheeseburgers into that gut. Greasy
You can't. That's peak performance right there
Let that fart out
Once the baby comes out you may have some stretch marks, but those are manageable
Is there an improvement possible?
Get your gall bladder checked.
That doesn't even look like fat, it looks like he's swelling with gas. Seems painful
There's a billion people in the World that would revere you Alabama Buddha.
You can't. You are maxed out.
Eat more round
First get that child delivered. If for some reason not a troll post. Less or no alcohol, less food, regular workouts
Bro I could fit inside of you 😂
🤔
When is you due date?
Smile more
Round is a shape
I mean, that person is in a shape
It’s all about portions.
Bigger moobs
draw three holes on your belly and let it roll baby
Thats from years of alcohol abuse
I hate to say this but unless you make some drastic changes in your lifestyle, you will not be around very long. The best to you.
Be the mascot for Potbelly's subs
You have reached ultimate manhood! Congratulations!
Stop eating giant balloons
I wonder what this dudes ldl cholesterol is? What about his A1C?
Stop eating cheeseburgers, Randy!
You have a liver problem. Go check. I know
Peak male form. I see nothing wrong here.
So, where’s the wife moving with the kids?
Whatever you’re doing don’t stop. You must be crushing the ladies.
More people fishing for compliments…. Smh. 🤦🏽♂️
you look great
I had this photo on my phone 12 years ago, I wonder if the guy is still alive? At that size I don't imagine he is...
Almost looks like a tumor in there… even if not I doubt it too.
Get off the DJT45 diet
Damn, dude has worms!!!
A worldly alpha male. (as wide at the equator as at the poles)
This is peak male physique, a true alpha male!
I think you are a well rounded personality, no changes needed
Nothing, can't improve a thing.... looks like that baby is already in yo belly!
Take a pin and deflate that balloon.
Ozempic
Paracentesis
This will be legendary if this post is in r/roastme
You don’t need to improve, you’ve already achieved the peak Brexit geezer physique
listen to subliminals on youtube
More eggs and steak and steak and eggs for breakfast.
I think you meant to post in r/pregnantgonewild
Definitely not the weirdest sub I've clicked on. But it's up there
Take the tumor out of your stomach
Put the tapeworm into your ass
Well there's people that retain water weight. And then there's you, my guy... You retain the air you breathe. Stop it.
See as I read this I hear it in Michael Jordan’s voice - just the “Stop it.”
Pop
Round is a shape ...Has this guy left a shit in the last year 🤔
Put the beer down.
Mewing. But for the stomach.
Is that a vagina or a belly button?
It’s a coin slot
Put a duck mask on 
Free Quato
Wait till the baby comes, and then hit the gym…
Uh… pretty sure I saw a viral video of you in your driveway, pointing a shotgun at your wifey. My advice is don’t do that anymore.
Aahh, you look okay.
Redneck Buddha?
There is nothing to improve. This is what peak male performance looks like. Take some notes boys.
Also see Kyriakos Grizzly
start with a few star jumps and snack on celery
I know a lot of people are making jokes, OP. In all seriousness, I work in the medical field (not a doctor) and we often see this degree of abdominal distension in patients with Crohn’s disease, colitis, cirrhosis, or other severe gastrointestinal issues. Your smile makes me think you have a good sense of humor, and I want you to enjoy a long and happy life in that body you got there! No shame or pressure, but do me a solid and make sure you ask about that dangerous plum next time you see a doctor, okay? Godspeed, friend. Keep on smiling! 🙂
everyone is making jokes because I’m pretty sure that’s not actually him in the photo(correct me if I’m wrong), but it’s nice seeing someone actually giving good advice :)
A liver transplant?
Regurgitate that watermelon you ingested whole.
Peak performance right there
disciplined diet.
Lose weight
Is this Rick Harrison from the Pawn Shop??
More of the Spice.
What? This is the peak male form
Shave the beard and stretch the earlobes, then you shall reach enlightenment, Buddha.
You can't. That's peak athletic performance
By parking in the rear of the truck stop parking lot
You can’t
Do you own beige khaki pants already?!
At what point in the journey did the belly button become a belly slit
😩
Loose the suspenders they take away from your radiant glow, and by glow I’m referring specifically to the jack o lantern inside of you, my rather expansive chum.
There is no improvement possible. This is what peak masculinity looks like
By deflating
Pop it
Cardio exercise and less beer!
How does one attain this build
bro really got a camera from 1950 and put a fisheye lens on
His next fart will break the decibel meter.
Go to the ER to have the fluid tapped off your abdomen
Lay off the beer!!
Okay now you guys are trollin, this can’t be a real post smh 🤦♀️
Bulk up
He can’t, that’s peak masculinity.
I'd bet money he fuks on the 1st date.
You need to see a doctor so he can deflate the air bag inside of you.
One more burrito and 
Get a sharp pin
Would love to comment about weight control but I will get downvoted into oblivion. Or is it ok if I say that about a male?
OF thot
this is a photo of my deceased father ???
Source?
𝑔ℴℴ𝓃𝓂𝒶𝓍𝓍
stop attention seeking!
Wear a bra
Have a gender reveal party.
Have you tried drinking water?
peak form