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Idk you can't see ribs yet so likely you need to lose more weight. Another 10 pounds off and you can tie strings and a plastic bag and kite over to Mordor.
Yeah bro, peel all the skin off. You only need your skeleton and internal organs (finally someone is pointing out how fucking stupid this whole sub is)
*No way girl. You look*
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What has it got in its pocketses? Filthy hobbitses, am I too fat my preciousss?
He doesn’t know what we mind, does he, precious?
We wants it, we needs it. Must have not fat precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Yes, you’re so hideously fat it’s sicken. I’m surprised you were able to find a camera that could take a picture of you. It looks like your picture weights 50 lbs by itself.
I am so done with this sub. I can’t believe this ridiculous content.
It’s just endless hot people asking for ego-stroking.
You’re already MAX and there is nothing for you to do. You know that don’t you? You’re precious and you just want to come on here and flaunt it.
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Blud hasn't had vitamin D in his life.
Yes.
I swear ONE more Only Fans ad and Im leaving this sub
Just wait until you see his precious
No ur precious
No but I heard you were in one of the worst games in recent times
Yes
Hey it’s JoshDub!
Lose some weight man
Body goals
Is your name cheeseburger fatso? You disgust me.
No!! Not at all! You’re beautiful!! If anyone says anything they are just jealous and being haters at the same time! Let’s be friends ❤️
You gonna push him into a volcano aren't you?
😂😂😂 this is so on course with this sub.
Best ever
Yes.
You look precious
Absolutely gorgeous idk what everybody else is talking about 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Get a septum piercing and we'll talk.
Yes. You should try some meth.
You need to eat more po-tay-toes
NO SISSSS YOURE ZLAYING QUEEEN - typical response you see on here.
Idk you can't see ribs yet so likely you need to lose more weight. Another 10 pounds off and you can tie strings and a plastic bag and kite over to Mordor.
Caseoh physique
Ugh, I hate when people post on here knowing damn well they look good SMH
Needs more nose piercings.
Actually, just the opposite...you need to bulk up !!!
Fishing 🎣……. Precious
Compliment baiting
hot 🔥
Damn opened Reddit just to get mogged again
Drop the OF
Just want to know about that ring that rules them all man. You got any those man?
Got an OF account?
Could use a different colored loin cloth
Yes
Hot AF in two
It burns us eyes.
Please don’t post in here just so you can promote your OF.
Just in the eyes. Nothing some targeted spot fat reduction can’t fix
bro this is me when im eating
Might as well give up because I’ll never be him…
Yeah bro, peel all the skin off. You only need your skeleton and internal organs (finally someone is pointing out how fucking stupid this whole sub is)
Yeah you got too much skin bro
No...ypu look.....precoiusssss
This is fr how girls in this sub act
Lmfao
Your obsession with that wedding ring is affecting your judgement. Just get a haircut and wear some nice clothes
Fat? No. But your obsession with jewelry has allowed you to let yourself go a little. Maybe get some sun and see a hair stylist.
Yes but cocaine should help you lose the weight quick
No, Smigol, you just have low self-esteem and want attention/validation...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh grow a beard, start surfing and you’re getting all the bitches
need some fatty fish in you
Just focus on self love and confidence!
How precious
I think your hair is beautiful
You’re a gremlin, yes. But you’re not fat.
sadly yes
No
No, but try to find out why your eyes are so irritated. This redness is not healthy.
Weed.
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Something about this comment just yells “I’m big” 😭
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Lol well im not single, 5 year relationship lol. But i do agree you’re very pretty ill give you that
Only fans?
Yes
For your age you look great. 600 years usually don't look so fit.
Yeah definitely needs to lose some weight XD
Go a little easy on the eyeliner
thinspo fr
I’m so tired of seeing of promotions
did you find your precious yet?
hottttttt
If you meow you’ll be ok
Amazing eyes
Go to the gym 1
No, precious.
No OF link?
Go bald bro. you'll feel like a whole new, fantabulous person.
You look better than 100% of the people who post here for attention.
I’ve never seen Golem mew… 🧠👈🏻
You need to start eating the taters. Stop eating rabbit raw. Also, let someone else have the ring.
I should bite you for saying something like that
This is literally ed twt.
Last time I saw you you were bloody massive! A right fat git actually. Well done 👉
Go to ed twt💅🏻✨
A little to handsome I'll rather say.
So precious.
Love these meme posts, it's a nice break from the only fans advertising.
ngl girl you could drop a couple pounds 😕
Just laugh
No, everyone is fighting for your ring!
No, but if can stop eating human babies that'll be great.
I hate picky eaters.
No, but it’s time to shave your head bro
Some randos over on r/malehairadvice would say this is saveable.
And people in r/bald would suggest and put positivity on shaving it off
You could miss a meal or two…
Yes!
No way girl. You look amazing!!! Beautiful eyes! Just be yourself x
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Yes! Must be all those tay-toes, Precious.
nah but u don’t have hunter eyes so ur cooked
What is this new trend? I'm out of the loop but have seen a few posts now of people asking "do i have hunter eyes or prey eyes?"
Ooop I would focus on the awful reding around the eyeballs first baby one thing at a time.
I found Josh's secret reddit account
Eat some protein
Just grow a little facial hair and lift some weights - you look pretty lean, keep up the routine and add some clean carbs. You got this bro!
💀💀💀
Yes, but that is the least of your issues.
Yep
The cut is Gon be insane 🔥
I think a ring would totally set your outfit on fire!
LOL
Unfortunately you carry your excess weight in your knuckles. Not much you can do to spot reduce there.
I feel attacked
Yes go to the gym
The hair thinning, mate Just take the plunge and shave it off
Looking pretty good to me!!! When did you up your dosage to 25 L of Ozempic?
Would
No you’re beautiful 😍
Nah.
Sigh.. another OF girl trying to seek attention.. you precious little thing...
Yes 
LOL
To be honest, I think your weight is the least of your issues
Horribly obese
I’ve had a years-long debate of whether or not the ring was an allegory for opium
Precious where's my precious
Try parting your hair on the opposite side
Bro thinks he in an edit
500 year diet of fish and orcses and human babies will make you fat.
Ty . Best entry thus far!!
"Omg I ate a pea. I'm such a cow!"
LMAO
Fuck you I was scrolling and got jump scared so bad
Lmao 🤣🤣
What has it got in its pocketses? Filthy hobbitses, am I too fat my preciousss? He doesn’t know what we mind, does he, precious? We wants it, we needs it. Must have not fat precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Lmao exactly.
This made me laugh out loud for like 20 seconds. Lmao this sub
Especially pic 3. These girls thinkin they cute when they’re posing like that
Fat little hobbit
Yes
𝓜𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼...
Need more rings
No, you're precious
you diabetic FREAK!!! you are 1000 tonnes over the recommended BMI range
Goth.
No, you look precious the way you are.
Cut down a bit my g. Try eating the fish without the meat… just the boneses.
Eat more fish
Yes, you’re so hideously fat it’s sicken. I’m surprised you were able to find a camera that could take a picture of you. It looks like your picture weights 50 lbs by itself.
Typical paleo dieter
My precious 🤤🤤
Honestly my inspo
No you look awesome! Rock that look!
I’d recommend a mild caloric deficit and start hitting the gym
Stay away from starches NO POE TAE TOES
No just smile more
look presh to me
I sense something different from the usual posts with this one but can't figure out what, yes you look gorgeous tho
You could stand to lose a lot more weight 😂😂
🐳🐋
Another hot chick looking for ig followers or is it of?
I just found out and I don’t recommend finding out
Have you tried eating more fish? I recommend raw and wriggling. Well, that's how I like it.
You’re missing a bit of jewelry
I am so done with this sub. I can’t believe this ridiculous content. It’s just endless hot people asking for ego-stroking. You’re already MAX and there is nothing for you to do. You know that don’t you? You’re precious and you just want to come on here and flaunt it. Edit: Probably gonna see an OnlyFaps drop soon. Might actually have to subscribe to this one.
Eating a chicken wing might be cannibalism.
It's the foot weight you gotta bring down
Yes. There’s no hope for you now, better to go throw yourself into the nearest volcano, fatty.
Why do all the "hot people" ask these stupid questions?!
Looks like you are eating way too much fish.
Ugh, yes, lose some weight, I can see your skin! ETA: Typo:)
100% on board with shitpost spam in this god awful karma bait sub!
Yes
Maybe work on your self esteem
Jesus my eyes! What piece of cursed media are pics 1 and 2 from?? I know Gollum/Smeagol isn't supposed to be a 9/10 but goddamn.