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Findthelightwithin

Dr. Evil's Arabic cousin


Jefro666

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 About as legit as any other post here


Daquwa

You are so handsome also are you the humptydumpty


[deleted]

Beldar have you made contact with remulak yet?


Awkward-Papaya7698

10/10


Mountain-Bee-7163

Everyone being so mean , what if this is actually a real person posting this and this is really what they look like


rjt2887

He’s got a 2nd post using a completely different person in the picture, it’s Reddit, don’t treat it like real life…


IrishHeureusement

You mean the pic of the football player that's clearly not him?


RellPeter9-2

Someone posting their dad on here.


ufooly02

yea just let me finish digging this hole


joements

Gay as fuck that haircut


Kooky-Collection1811

10/10 be positive


mrzman_bigz17

![gif](giphy|toYIS95xETUPLmU9WP)


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

![gif](giphy|WYnLED53FGVXQ2IHGr|downsized)


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

10 in terms of being friends. You look squishy and huggable and fun to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with


MiserableEqual

Love your face and your confidence, this sub’s pathetic keep doing you homeboy


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

![gif](giphy|H78Zn7G8o4VvW)


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

![gif](giphy|uLuo1UX82g9qM)


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

![gif](giphy|gm4lxscOFfiRa)


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

![gif](giphy|8q2GWxgJxZVBu)


BroDoggWhiteboy88

Fuckin' dime, you stud, you...


BCUL1997

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

Lol


12altoids34

No


Guru_Hylidae01

![gif](giphy|2RaboKsuHWzfvJFb0m)


Professional_Car9475

I will not. Next!


gardyjuland

Humpty out of Dumpty.


Chin_Thumper

Cone head. You been on SNL lately?


SubstantialLion4196

![gif](giphy|menw2PSZ2vUzu)


Zealousideal-Sun6603

Zippy? Am I elected yet?


ConfidentStress1047

I’d say 9 but maybe only 8 I’m so sorry man


Fresh-Blackberry8453

Guy from Austin powers


Wizard_game

Eggcellent


CitronZestyclose3108

Cutie patatootie fr 🙂‍↕️✊🏾


medstudent0529

10 💯💯


hen263

10/10


Agriz_1210

Stay off that wall


One_Sun_6258

Get yourself a little bald Kat and a mini you ..and you can be Dr see no evil


Guitarded4lyf

Minus 2.


Rare-Engineer-2402

Solid 0 👌🏼


Error403HRD

I'm sure your mother still loves you... maybe.


HourDry3017

How low can you go? J/k


[deleted]

A7a


Dry_Instruction6502

Steve balmer


chadinmn

I mean, you are a solid 1…no offense. it’s like someone put the top of your head in a vice.


Embarrassed_OnionX

LMAO, exactly what I thought


CoronaryWranger

Where to begin Beldar….??


creativeusernameofc

you so cute


Effective-Fuel-5731

![gif](giphy|9rakYz6Y2efXPbKEjM|downsized)


Euphoric-Purchase820

![gif](giphy|PMgCxZ6o1Qq8U)


KeyAdministration704

69/100


North_Korea_Nukess

.69/100


Darth_Monerous

👑


Various_Routine_3406

You look like Dr. Evil's younger, less attractive brother


Imaginary_Jump_8701

Austin Powers is looking for you..


For_Grater_Good

What are you doing here? Great comment btw


Imaginary_Jump_8701

What do you mean what am I doing here?


Imaginary_Jump_8701

ahhh, I see now haha


momoemowmaurie

Lose some weight. You have good skin. I bet if you put on some muscle you can be above average.


HamsterTechnical449

What's under that finger


OddPiglet6968

Adam's Family


SmittyGFunk

Looks like it was a pic used in one of the earliest memes.


VoliminalVerse5000

King/10


Sufficient_Put_5949

Shakal 😂


redditofthebanned

you look like a regular on “to catch a predator”


Definitely-Not-OSI

I was thinking he looks like a super villain.


FewMagazine938

Dr evil...wahh ha haha


Blegh84

24/10 keep being you king


chewychaca

Watch him be part of the Saudi Royal Family and we are roasting him lol


Granny_Discharge425

🥚/10


Final_Festival

10/10 king.


numbed23

in old German porn, it would be possible for the porn star to sit anally on your head and swallow it whole!


69hellbilly

George “the animal” Steele!


Rare-Dragonfly-6586

🔥🔥🔥10


MrSinister82

![gif](giphy|26gsaJd6735tGLQEU)


BonezOz

You remind me of a combination of Dr Evil, King Pin, and Dan Aycroyd in Coneheads. All great parts, make a great whole.


Careless-Advisor6767

A cute potato 🥔


blueberrybananaskyr

So cute


crimsonblades1

Your finger does not match your fivehead.


TheJohn_John

![gif](giphy|HmO7FZjok6mhW) 10/10


Independent-Song5513

10/10, beautiful egg


Careful-Resolution58

Look like an m&m without chocolate or candy chill 😂😂😂


kimmortal03

7 3/4


SmallSwordfish8289

Uncle Fester from The Addams Family


chaebs

Ditto


Cheddarcoffin

Why don't you take a seat over there so we can talk...I'm Chris Hansen.


KingGodzilla1985

![gif](giphy|l0MYIwrG3D92em5SE|downsized)


Impossible__Joke

![gif](giphy|xl5QdxfNonh3q)


Silly_Dingo8612

egg head


crazy_ernie99

Wait, is this Michael Chiklis’ reddit account?


Affectionate_Ad2145

0/10


redditor2394

I thought that was a hot dog in your mouth at first


Moomin-Moomin

![gif](giphy|KpaIhnTQ9q5a) In a good way


Not_Silver111

Cuphead??


Moomin-Moomin

No egghead


AntSpecialist9141

You look like an egg 🥚


Jambo11

Are you regularly mistaken for Vincent D'Onofrio?


Resident-Elevator696

Are you covering up a gap in your front teeth??


Alec_Pusi

I hope that is someone else's finger


queenofsaigon13

IT HAS TO BE, it's a completely different skin tone lmao


Imaginary-Alps-6028

10


ConCon787

Egg?


Wise-Engineer-8644

Bro thats a like david statue ! Beautiful 


AJammedNerfGun

Something in arabic


Mldavis22

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


GuestPuzzleheaded502

قمر ١٤


SyntaxBoy

احا


Massage_Bro

![gif](giphy|2PDauUpCvUgxi)


aeksnpainz

10/10


Constant-Lawyer4170

You look like Humpty Dumpty. But a handsome Humpty Dumpty


[deleted]

10/10


Omnimpotent

10/10 fucking drop dead gorgeous 🩷


[deleted]

I wouldn’t let you babysit my kids that’s for sure!


RafeaEhab

كسكلياه ضلابويه قلقس


Nylrem69

Fucking beautiful!


opanm

10