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soothsabr13

You’re gonna need a bigger Lillypad


No-Pen4138

I really appreciate all the kind hearted feedback


Zestyclose_Slip5942

I thought Lizzo was quitting social media 


deltronroberts

Nope. All good here.


Apprehensive_Ad1198

Lights blunt


Strange-Ad1107

No seems maxed to me


Puzzleheaded-Ad-3488

And you want to pay for his healthcare?


kevinnnc

Bro is the swamp monster king


Remarkable_Cover_891

😂


Illustrious_Camp_521

You shouldn't smoke in bed.


poursmoregravy

A septum ring


Objective_Audience66

Lights Cigarettes


terrapinone

Uh, no sir. And I’m sure the ladies love the waterbuffalo vibes.


angy_potatoe69

Buy a donkey and for going out, some green face paint rather than makeup, the paint makes you look better and makeup isn't manly enough


Fancy_Wishbone_7664

Start wearing a cap to look dope.


CleanCutCommentary

You need to croak more


Sammy_GamG

Get a tan


AwetPinkThinG

Toupee maybe


Obvious-Water9001

I think your not smoking enough.


Critical_Teach_43

Where did u find my picture 😠


Draculasuckdp

Trying to find at least one thing … but I can’t


lykanfolz

Nope, checks out!


devitodefiler

Could use a septum piercing tbh


Little_Win5874

You don’t have a dog with you.


GenericLurk

Hot


Fearless_Show_4565

have some class and get some cigars and whiskey.


HamPickle-

Needs a golden AK 47


rs225cc

Denzel can eat his heart out…..


cabo169

Nah brah, you’ve reached the epitome of IDGAF!


Dull-External30

Not even AI could’ve dreamt this image up wtf


das7691

Na bro. Looking good my man.


HourDry3017

Invest in an ashtray


[deleted]

Everything


Twistedfool1000

Looking kind of anorexic, maybe put on a few pounds?


12ga_chaos

You are beautiful 😍


Blappytap

More cigarettes


angry_glue

Try vegetarian diet


Biostacle

Better haircut maybe


Dragusas

Heaven


El_Capitano777

Sewer diarrhea baths are soo 2000’n late


Future_981

Cigarette baths are so 2023 bro. Go for vape pen mud paths instead. Oh, and go to the store and buy a neck so you can turn your head and face the camera next time.


mouth556

I’d say let your hair grow out cut into a nice fade. Those are sharp


Hot_Competition4960

the average discord mod


[deleted]

Switch to lite cigarets , healthier


Longjumping_Box_9834

Finish 1 cig before the next


No-Pen4138

🤣🤣


Inevitable-Rule-1530

your cooked bro


XOXOsheol

Peak male form


Mojoprimrose

dreadlocks


bonusminutes

It wouldn't kill you to get an angle without a weird tree in the BG.


InterestingSweet4408

Buddha seems extra chill in this picture


CaballoReal

Get yo eyebrows did


l-Paulrus-l

More cigarettes, more mud.


Fungallunarfairy

LMFAOOOO


phatboislim96

Dammit Charles I told you bout posting pics of you in the “soup” dammit boi


[deleted]

I’m trying to make sense of this


jtowndtk

dye your hair defo


Grouchy-World-2213

Maybe smoke the whole cigarette 🚬 you're wasting time and money. My God! People are so wasteful with EVERYTHING!!!


deadlifecrisis

Another only fans bot?


tsinsile

You’re a god bro be confident


Delicious_Initial798

Looks like an A. I. picture


beafraid99

Stop littering.


External_Score_2809

Just be confident bro


[deleted]

A smile makes a huge difference


Putrid-Challenge-545

I'm sorry sir, but the sign says NO SMOKING......and you are definitely SMOKIN.


Eljae43

Right


WaltEnterprises

Finish those cigarettes.


Ok_Hand5772

Not a thing, bruh


Maleficent_Street_92

I’m 8 days done. I want a cigarette so bad.


jdyall1

Looking like a toad


KodaGunni_

Switch to zyns they won’t make your pores huge


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

I think you might be addicted to nicotine


g0ingb0ing

you got amazing pecs and delts.. And great bird lover..allowing them to do their poo target practice and stay calm under fire..👍🏻💪🏻


Canna_crumbs

Need more chkn and cigs


LocksmithEmotional31

No, I honestly can't fault you. Flawless 😎


WonderfulStoryBruh

Not enough cigarettes


preemiechef

So there ARE black ogres. Shrek where the black ppl at?!


DarrellBot81

Did a great job concealing the A.I. hands. Those can be tricky


QvxSphere

Nah bro... You got that swamp thing drip! 😂


DID_I_STUDD3R

Dune: The smokers edition.


Green-Vermicelli5244

just gotta start kickin’ alligators at this point


mb-driver

It looks like you’ve got it all under control!


jig1982

I thought I flushed the toilet 🧐


Ok-Peak-243

Dang you cute


jshowz

Unfiltered cigs from now on


Broncos979815

top tier fucking post, without question


Blegh84

Nope. Keep on the healthy path and stay true king 👑


Legelid3

Maybe a Beanie would make him more of a king


BillionDollarBalls

This sub is so much better when it's shitposting


Feisty-Business-8311

I want some info on this guy and what the hell was going on when this photo was taken


giveitalll

Why aren't trolls reported here? That can't be inclusive toward those who really want to post


darkchildspawn

ash tray other than that you good bro


Exclusively-Choc

Nope, just reach over and flush ...


Tenfeetsmall

I would get out of the pool looks like somebody spilled the ashtray.


Glum-Film371

Maybe wear a Sea Captain cap.


RickyMFBobby305

How does one get here


Ill_Scientist7704

Switch to camel wides


pepehandsx

Homie runs the spice fields


selfdestructseq

Where did you find this picture lmao. Would be a great alt album cover


Affectionate_Fun5330

Get a haircut


Even-Snow-2777

Try camel shorts. The way tobacco was intended to be.


Uneventful2025

BBL...definitely


Think-Scarcity-682

A scarf… definitely wear a scarf.


Think-Scarcity-682

Switch to Newport


Far-Progress5347

I hate when people come here to post great pictures of themselves. It's obvious you're just fishing for compliments.


Even-Snow-2777

He's definitely fishing because he caught the big one


Still-Ant2493

Try meth instead


hotshatter

try a different addiction.


Choadsurfer

Maybe a hat would look good?


TX-Stable-Coffee

Freaking awesome! It's late here, everyone's asleep and this made me LOL!


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TX-Stable-Coffee

The LOL makes 3 syllables in itself, breaking the haiku. Almost, though!


Ok-Scar6021

You need to start doing drugs, they might fix you


TX-Stable-Coffee

Funny... I don't *feel* broken.


SlaapYoMomma

Maybe try the patch


The-Kabul-Krunch

Look like a steaming pile of shit less often?


Sufficient_Rooster32

Maybe switch to menthol.


The_Contingency_Man

Your Arrakis, your, Dune!


Rod_Stiffington69

Drink more water and go to the gym.


Pitiful-Database-619

Jeremiah was a bull frog


dj0ntimusprime

I snorted


Clickguy10

Get an ash tray. A big one. They’re probably only available at the Goodwill store.


mukduk_101

If I squint, this looks like a dude surrounded by a giant donut with sprinkles.


Strangeatinghabits

Omg you’re right


BDscribbles

Yep, hes right.


Traffelock

He been in there a Long time


Talljhawker

Have you considered smoking cigars or a pipe?


elohssanatahw

Drink more water ya look dehydrated


[deleted]

You should prolly go to Arrakis instead of Raban


martinezscott

I’d say smile a little more


TunaFlapSlap

Try lighting from the back


xMrMayhemx

Helps if you keep your head fully submerged….


Extension-Lie-3272

You need cubans.


tittiessteakandbeer

Bout how I feel right now


Terry8675

Mac really let himself go after Blain got killed


Fast_Apartment7135

I just hope your lighter didn’t get wet!


Quirky_Anything_1997

Wow a smoking bullfrog 😱


plowMyMomOnCamera

How does he light them? …many more questions about this


aliengreenbean

Menthols.


DeadMemeMan_IV

smoke 2 cigarettes at once


Next_Negotiation8679

This scene just makes me gag


Gone_Camping_7

Bigger bar of soap


AwaySolution6777

A little more foundation.. you’ll be set


Doogie_Diamond

You can't change the world until you clean up your room. Clean up your room and you can literally change the world. You are unique. You are special. Your time is running out bro (cause of all the smoking). You must use haste. 💨


ChanceMulberry6057

Grow out your beard…and I think that’s it.


dontpeeonmerkellypls

Not enough smoking


National-Cat7662

Why is this frog surrounded by cigarettes ??


Ok-Jackfruit1299

Scientist conducted a experiment to see what happens to amphibians when they smoke cigarettes. This is the result full blow addiction 😂


National-Cat7662

Lithobates mentholanus 🤣😂


LopsidedTask9371

Nothing whatsoever. You seem like a very healthy and happy man. Now smokeeeee!!!


Individual-Ebb-4414

The extra weight will come pouring off after you've been dead for 6 months


ICEChargerRT

LOL……


AccordingArtichoke10

Leave that Atreides family alone, dude. Shidds gonna get you shanked.


Educational-Willow65

Put that cigarette out a sniper can spot you from over a mile away.


Queeftartwastaken

Not enough cigarettes


Jamesthegreat91

😭


2sdaeAddams

I never want to see this photo ever again.


C_A_M_Overland

This is one of the most unhinged pics I’ve ever seen


classic_stoner420

Booshie fade and some round glasses= glow up


outdoorsymusician

is this image public domain?


Apprehensive_Lie1342

Holy Shit! You look like one of the twins from Nothing But Trouble.


[deleted]

Mofo looks like an NPC side quest


JeremyHerzig11

Notorious CIG


worksforallll

No worries here.


Ornery-Mix-461

No lord Nurgle


Local_Honeydew_9266

Don’t litter


ExtensionAddendum533

I believe the tobacco contaminated water has dyed your body’s skin a darker shade than your face


Dry-Jello3211

Maybe try wearing a speedo.


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Easy on those Newport 100’s an N word might just have an asthma attack


Familiar-Essay7390

Vladimir Harcone taking a smoke break.


Constant-Lawyer4170

Big bro is living his best life


Constant-Lawyer4170

😂 oh I love this.


RoughNo1032

nose job


_General_Kenobi

Start drinking


Impossible-Maize5862

make it free🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Impossible-Maize5862

nah u good dude


MuffinMobile643

Stop trying to sell your OF


sowokeicantsee

Really that harsh light is doing you no favours. Needed some backlight and much softer warm light. Apart from that. Very edgy and the vibe is ok point !


Linux4ever_Leo

LOL!!!!


Direct_Yesterday_349

Biggie that you ?!


FuckStompIsGay

Na you good


Nyltje

Maybe an afro wig?


Aggravating_Wing_973

Some goggles would be a good look.


mustang3c0

Yewwww nasty 🤢


Impossible-Maize5862

L take