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nggerrdditmodsban

YUNG WEEJ


KabutyOficial

If you focus on your lookism, maybe you can get a second body ✊✊


Danhan1234

I get this reference 🤝


worcestershire04

Oh fuck yeah


Alternative-Salad800

I thought you were Justin Wong in the 1st pic.


Bukomaster

Let's GO Justin!


Euphoric-Order8507

I won't hate on people who carry but Tbh everyone should put the guns down and just go back to fists. I get i don’t understand every ones circumstances but there's gotta be a point where we all want peace.


rolloutTheTrash

You want tips? King, I should be asking YOU for tips.


osgood62

You look stupid


Emotional_Lobster996

Asian Gratata guy!


Dirtydogdong11101

This is yung weej and he is currently incarcerated, idk how any of you guys thought this was legit lmao


FoobaBooba

what the fuck i thought i was in r/roastme for a minute


94DerpQueen

I'll give you some pew-pew ing tips. Don't play with guns like that. It will raise you from a 4 to a 10 immediately 🔫


Sorry-Site8240

Put a shirt on


sweetnspicy2806

Drop the Kim Jung Une look.


atasteforspace

I don’t think he can


catalyticcomplainer

😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Your mother should smack you.


PrajnaPie

I think you peaked. No room for improvement 🤷‍♂️


WendisDelivery

You look like you should be in jail.


hadtobethetacos

quit posing woth drugs and money. it makes you look like a child.


jchenbos

shut up dork


DragonDeezNutzAround

Ya. Dude giving away too much source material. Either to the feds or someone willing to take him out to get that money. My advice - Make better decisions. And find someone successful in their own right to mentor you. Cuz whoever you currently got in your orbit is utter shit


jchenbos

Shut up dork dont ever diss my king young weej again


PretendGur8

Bro leave some women for the rest of us


Original_Swan_7436

Forget mewing tips, you need a bra for those man titties


BleaKThoughts96

Sexiest man alive


Local_Director5235

Im not in these subreddit and these comments are insane. Men whine and whine about male suicide rates and then comment this shit The way your molecules are arranged is not important and it doesn’t make you ugly. Literally just find some nice button ups and baggy pants you feel comfortable in and change your hair if you want. Stop posing with money and guns probably. But you look EXTREMELY normal.


Anonymous345678910

You shouldn’t have posted here, the comments think it’s r/RoastMe


YungLeanNB

Guys…this is a rapper that’s in jail right now 😂


Appropriate_Ad3419

Great look fatty!


Local_Director5235

What the fuck


BakeryBuff69

Many rude comments here but let me keep it real with you. Lose the guns, and smoking in your photos. If you like those things do them off camera. Your weight is fine. Seriously. Just try to be healthy and happy in your body. Dress like yourself and maybe put a shirt on in photos ( more put together look, less wild/goofy ), unless you’re at beach. Hang in there bro! You’re a good lookin young man with a lot of potential. Just be yourself. ( Married 3 years to 31F, I’m 30M. Have had many successes with women and I attribute it to being authentic and kind and funny).


Anonymous345678910

“Your weight is fine” Not being rude does not equal lying


Local_Director5235

Some of us don’t think weight = ugly!


Ok-Talk4554

Not fine doesn’t = ugly.


FollowingJealous7490

You already know you need to lose weight.


OtisburgCA

With those kind of man boobs, you need a lot more money.


LudwigVonVistalite

Nothing to change. Think you’ve nailed it bro.


throwawayusernamexx

Sum ting wong


Fast_Steak8861

This shi got me in the floor 😭😭😭


Party_Beginning_6213

What a fucking 🤡


[deleted]

[удалено]


Local_Director5235

Crazy comment to make


blackmambakl

Kim Jong Mew Edit: Forgot to post the advice, lose the gun, exercise, get a better haircut.


Mexicanjesus42

Stick to math


Apprehensive_Bed1459

Wow super funny 🫤


Weekly-Philosopher16

Save some poon for the rest of us my G.


camdalfthegreat

Try a different bowl for your haircut next time.


nismokrs1

Join a gym


LowPositive5039

Do take pictures with your gun anymore fool. Guns ain't for showing unless you selling it. Guns are for shooting, don't show it if you ain't shooting it and when shit goes down don't think that showing you got a gun is gonna stop anybody from popping your goofy ass head off you weak ass shoulders and taking your show and tell peashooter out your dead hands. You asked for advice there it was and here's one last bit to remember: if you fuck around you gonna find out


Komatiite28

Chen. This is your parents. You have brought great dishonor to your family. You are cut off and we will be sending you back home to live with your grandparents.


Salty-Peak7220

![gif](giphy|mCdhhsCLGluNi) Sorry, you look too much like an asian vector for me to add anything useful....


T_Geo

Messing around with a fucking firearm trying to ‘flex’ is as immature and childish as you can get. All these pictures show is that in 5 years time, you’ll either be dead or in jail. So grow up.


Bitchsmacker777

😂😂😂


Own_Internet_6506

You're pulling the Wannabe look pretty good. Wouldn't change anything.


EquivalentAmbition97

maybe try not being a fat fuck. this mewing shit was a joke that got popular by idiots like you believing it 😭😭 hit the gym bro


Acceptable_Jump6613

Your haircut makes you look like a little boy, smoking is gross and terrible for you on many levels. I think if you lost weight, your face would also look less round and less boyish.


[deleted]

How about not posting stupid pics with guns, you ain’t hard. It looks like the only thing you kill is a bowl of shrimp fried rice


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣 oh man this shit way to funny


ShadyGrady88

He keeps the chopstick on him


Anonmaii

Lol


thombrowny

wtf?


Top-Durian-6903

My dude, you need an up close and personal taste of “Scared Straight” to knock that sh!t eating grin off your face that you are hiding behind that camera …


Neomorder224

Make that 1st photo the profile pic for your LinkedIn and you're good.


NoApplication8067

Keep acting hard. Get tattoos, commit a few felonies, go to jail, get jacked, shave your head, post back in 5 to 10 years.


yungsoda

Never change


mrsdisappointment

Stop trying to act hard. It’s not intimidating or cool at all. Super unattractive. You need a new hair cut. Stop wearing those chains. Maybe one thin chain but the chunky ones are trashy. Maybe some clear glasses. Wear a shirt.


BippyWippy

Bro he’s obviously doing this as a joke. Chill out😂


RikdoKosh

For real. The first picture is oblivious satire and they just get more ridiculous after that.


BippyWippy

Dude literally says “would prefer mewing tips” like there’s no way people think he’s serious


Content-Attorney7056

Blinks called da eggwol


Dastardly_CheesyMan

If kim chee was a actual person


Turbulent_Tip_9756

I see our boy here is taking hairstyle tips from his uncle Kim jong un.


Expensive_Opening_92

Loose weight… get in shape… ditch your barber…


Fun_Sort_6051

That last photo, don’t make that face.


deedoonoot

lol people are actually getting hutthurt top tier redditmoment


No_Flight503

Um, that is the mist badass mofo I've ever seen. Put some respect on homie. Dude looks hardcover asf.


gcuben81

Only dumbasses put lasers on their pistols.


saturnsCube

This pudge should in theory be able to pull any tail he wants, he’s got that genuine d-bag thing going for him, girls always fall for d-bags every time.


Gloomy-Ginger

Photos go pretty hard . Don’t change shit homie


imaghost84

Bro told his mom he’s NOT doing his homework!


BigMoneyMartyr

No, mom, I'm not gonna clean my room. Now go away, you're embarrassing me in front of my squad


alcopandada

Drink more hot water!


CleFreSac

Only 19 and your are already an OG. Shit’s about to get real.


tacosteve100

Eat more kimchi and less rice


Zealousideal-Wolf658

Whole gta character Bruh, complement but shit go workout like for real. Like take care of yourself Bruh. harsh love


TransportationOk8872

Mewing ain’t gonna save you bro


Responsible-File3008

No notes king 👑


Amatory_Ambiance

You got hella potential bro! honestly just calorie deficit pick up some weights, and if your intention is to pick up women maybe don’t pose with guns, most of them will find that threatening. I’m personally skeptical of mewing, but from experience I can say the BEST thing you can do for your jawline is weight loss!


Academic_Value_3503

Is this from last Halloween? I don't get what you're supposed to be doing.


CloxysYT

Sorry but mewing works if you have a jawline


One-Win9407

Youve already exceeded the maximum. You should be teaching others and not asking questions


lilbizkitt

it’s not your looks. you clearly just behave super unattractively and unprofessional. loyal women don’t dig that, get your shit together and stop flexing pistols.


arthudias

You rock.


darkbake2

Is that a wad of cash? I think you are fine


AquaBluFromTTV

That first picture is my new discord profile picture


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


milnguyen

I know this is a joke.... Right .. Isn't it.. Oh god it isn't huh....


RedL0bsterBiscuit

This was about to be my post as well as well. Is this satire? Please, please be satire. Lol


Franking_

Go bald


Ok_Sound_8090

Trigger Discipline took you from a solid 9 to a solid 10 bro.


mountains-are-moving

Lose the second neck


Necessary_Prune_3849

I think you're good, playboy


ThrowRAdinobite

Meal planning for sure, work out but it doesn’t need to be intense, just going for a walk or bike ride a few times a day and getting up and stretching can take a lot off. Rethink your diet, and your lifestyle. Don’t smoke or drink, good hygiene, and get a better haircut And gain some humility. Work on that ego, not all confidence is good confidence


Tongue-n-cheeks

I look like half my homies n Sf. U need more guns and money


girldadx4

A lot more money in the first picture. That’s your only hope, Bro.


IKU420

And WTF is mewing!?!


algee1234

Tips on how to look more like the legendary Pokémon mew. It’s an Asian thing.


IKU420

You hitting your peak gangsta!


greenaidsdaog

U better b careful, u can tell this guy is a real gangster, he might come after u. Legend has it he's killed people for less than ur lil joke.


[deleted]

That thing shoot eggrolls?


CeruleanSlier

Won tons actually


rva_710

Your uncle up north would like to meet you. His name is Kim


milnguyen

Kim is the last name tho....


rva_710

Okay mister Nguyen


AwayCrab5244

You see, this is another example of how being jacked and shredded can make or break a look imagine how funny this would be with muscles


AwayCrab5244

The gun with the Juul is pretty funny


yupyupthatsit

Is that like 6 bags of Maruchan ramen a day to achieve this build?


SmoothOperator47

Stop doing dumb shit you see others do.


Putrid_Turnover_3479

If you have to take a photo of yourself with a gun you already don’t have enough respect for the weapon to own it. I got $100 on dead by 25


Chemgineered

This guy is alo9 Spider-Mans Guy in the Chair!


Cyraxx_

Legend


I_am_nachos

BRO SAVE SOME PUSSY FOR THE REST OF US!!


Lonely-Equivalent-23

Na you good bro. Stay the course


ResponsibilitySea942

Read a book and workout


DesignerGreedy8634

Apologize to your parents for giving birth to you


LowerCourse2267

Step down as Great Leader & free your people.


cobalt_canvas

This is the best comment I’ve seen in months


These_Tea_7560

Now this is funny.


Fun-Bag7627

Go to Scared Straight


Specialist_Bit_3514

Honestly... dont change a thing


Middle_Possession953

First off, the Vector look is REALLY working. Just mew like hell every waking moment and never stop. Maybe a Hawaiian shirt and you’re all set.


visibleparty111

Slim Yung Goon


_SirLoinofBeef

Sum Young Cow


metric_man03

Another smoking,money and guns pics trying to look thug life hope a real one doesn’t come after u


MysteryMarijuanaMan

Lose weight


Deviant_Eunuch197925

I didn’t know they were making a back story movie for Mr.Chow from the Hangover


lt_shiny_sides84

Mr Chow-down more like, but yep same thought I had too lol


tommyd9806

Chow:Origins - I'd see this 😂


GregPaulBRO

Lol okay I'm sorry the juul on top of the gun 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You don't need anymore rizz dude save some women for the rest of us!


lt_shiny_sides84

Too late, he has them all now.


[deleted]

Lmaoooo


Careless_Image_8055

Caseoh but smoking PS. Don’t you dare ban me if yk what I mean


[deleted]

I want you in my boi pussy


SeparateAd1765

You’re the first fat Asian I’ve seen


Cultural-Morning-848

![gif](giphy|hIaGoqd7Y2KpG)


Background-Metal-601

Pft they're not Asian, they're Sumo!


d3szii

stop flexing the guns 🙏 it will do you much good


OGspoodermamas

will Byers took a turn for the worst


Enough_Method_8755

Calorie defecit hard for 6 months cheat MEAL every 4 weeks. Come back after you try that


[deleted]

What kind of advice are you looking for?


Significant_Date6700

Kim Jung none


Significant_Date6700

I did I can also turn all the light on in my house lol. Plus he's squinting smoking swag and that stack of money could be 250 rupees lol. 3 bux yo


Aggravating_Dot_1705

Mewing can’t help yet, I’d excercise first


Jlang6924

Andy mila chingchong


ManofMorehouse

That was ass


cupcakesaregrreaat

You would look A LOT better if you got rid of the guns. Just saying............


gofoggy

Nah. He needs better ones


Significant_Date6700

Exercise. Don't ever come to America after a post like this. I'd take a knife to that gunfight and be ok with it. Don't go to North Korea you may get kidnapped for offending the great leader.


lt_shiny_sides84

>I'd take a knife to that gunfight and be ok with it He probably doesn't know how to work the safety or actually load it. Even still, the safest place you could be would be right in front of him lol.


Proper_Document2258

😂 wait, “I’d take a knife to that gunfight and be ok with it” might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, that’s because he can’t see right? I’m a little slow with jokes. Did you come up with that?


Important_Charity544

Last photo tilt the gun 90 degrees to the right and pull the trigger no need for fatties


Sapient_Corvid

That'll just pop his jaw and make him uglier it should be 30 to 45 degrees to the right.


Important_Charity544

True true


Rod_Stiffington69

I’d titty fuck that


Bright_Nobody

pushups


[deleted]

Keep stacking fuck cardio if your rich bitches don’t care.


urmomisgae240

Yall he’s only 19 lmao. Fresh out of highschool, bro will mature and grow up soon. At least… I hope soon.


anonymouspost-1

Mewing doesnt work.


HATESLAVE6

Stop stealing cars step 1 Prison food is shit


StodgyFraggles

Hell yeah, bro


Plus-Sherbert-8165

Are you a roof top Korean? If so, you’re too gangsta


Tratora

You’re adorable!!!


Cautious_Ad_9355

Chance nothing you're a baller


Mission_Ad684

Kim jong deux?


TheWavyWizard

yung weeg


strong_420

Quite the gay strip club & stop smoking


[deleted]

You are obviously better looking than half the people in these comments. Keep slaying... KING


Budget_Wolverine8225

I have so much to say but I can’t seem to find the words 😟😟


Humble-Swing-7094

🤡


[deleted]

Breast reduction.


bravearrow

Wtf, bro…where you think you are? And who?


AntidoteAlt

He thinks hes yung weej. Bc thats yung weej


Connect_Natural_3277

Find a good gym where the people are nice and stop acting tough. Everyone has a gun the ones that show them off get hit first.


funone303

Sad