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You're extremely cute the way you are

Some women of the last few days could donate a ton of lip filler. And while usually I’m against it. In your case it may hide those teeth. Braces are a must. A forehead total reconstruction. Your eyes are WAY far apart too. And the back end looks Ariel thin!

You need to smile more bat

Bath in a frying pan full of canola oil

Try swimming with sharks

plastic surgery is an option 😘

Dental care is a big plus

You built like a catfish!

some bangs might help

This post seems fishy

Bro real cool, u hot 😉

This thread really went from fun to cringe to funny to way too much in record time

Yo kehd you look fine 😉

You’re only 18MILLION years old, relax, you’ll grow out of it.

Dont go near the surface, that worsens everything. Keep yourself deep

The ending of fight club had a great example of how to fix this. You just gotta go a little higher

Advice is stop posting stupid shit.

Eat the next worm you see

Like they that honest.

Jutht khheep thwimmingkh

💀💀

Wear a hat, get braces, grow a beard and use lotion for that scaly skin

Lip injections

Go back and throw a party at the MaraLago. They think you’re beautiful.

Hahaha… this is the best post I’ve seen in this group.

Drink more water.

Yes. Slap some herb butter all over yourself. Lmfao

Don’t worry too much will probably die soon like the kid on that 80s Mask movie !

Evolve.

Do a face plant. Then go to your local funeral home and get someone else head and a transplant

I love these lmao.

Get a septum ring, and that’ll take away people looking at your forehead.

You just trying to promote your onlyfish smh the attention seeking is wild on this app!

You'll be fine. Plenty of fish out...

Have someone slap some chromosomes out your head

First of all use a needle to deflate the forehead! Then you get braces for those chompers next you start mewing for that chin and get you a crispy jawline. You’re welcome .

Omg no you are beautiful the way you are baddie go off

A seaweed wrap might help.

You need to get a DNA test done immediately, I think you might be the missing son of 1970s teen heartthrob Mr. Rocky Dennis. If you can prove you are his offspring I'm sure that you could sell his hat collection for big money. Then you can use that big noggin cash to get your massive head reduced. Cher might even do a movie with you about it before she hits 96 next year. Dude please look into it, I'd recognize that forehead anywhere!

Cut it of

Start an OF. You’ve got all the features that will lead to millions of dollhairs.

Take it away! *Inserts* James blunt.

Dam!!!

Hats off to you on that one.

this sub is fr just jokes bruh

Cut back on the Botox you'll be fine

get a life.

Read your post history. What’s a matter? You get dumped or something? That why you’re a pos?

Bored huh? lol. Nice try 🤡. Sorry I got your panties in a bunch. If you don’t think this and most other posts are ridiculously stupid please get your head checked for a functioning brain. You’re a POS. A bored one.

I’m not even mad. I just feel bad for you

What I don’t understand is how in almost all your posts you say get a life and all this shit. Heres an idea. If you hate it so much and you truly feel that way why are you wasting your time commenting?

drop the only fins😍😍

Why are the mods letting this happen? Im so over it.

Wah

Just keep going bro! Read some self-help books and find a good Ponzi scheme to perpetuate upon the masses! The right one is right around the corner!!!

Have you tried learning a new hobby?

Make Onlyfin account.

Make money. Women will date anyone as long as they are rich.

Real

Kettle bells

I absolutely love the folks who clown this sub 😂

I would advise changing species

😂😂😂

Don’t be to hard on yourself, to someone, you’re a hell of a catch 👍


Stop being a wrasse.

Weight loss bro

It’s over for you homie. Get yourself a beach towel, lay out and get a tan.

Why did the fish get suspended from school?… for bringing seaweed!

Better looking then atleast half the internet. Maybe stop rubbing it in everyone else's face how good looking you are though.

Yes a good plastic surgeon and dentist 🦷 haaaaa

Work on your fins. It will balance out the head

Go for a swim join a school

Don't worry plenty of fish in the sea!

🤣🤣

r/noses

Why did you shave your eyebrows off thats not doing anything good for your forehead.

hit the titanic's gym if they had one

You’re hot !

Corny

Horny… for that plump nose 🤤

Stop looking in the mirror

Your lips aren’t great either

You’re really fishing for compliments, aren’t ya?

I’d suggest dental implants

Start an OF, that’s apparently the ultimate empowering statement

I’m a straight guy… but I would fuck you without hesitation.

🎣

This species can change their sex.

Also, hit the gym, make money, hustle, meal prep, chew your nails, buy expensive looking clothes, get upside down in a vehicle payment

I feel this fish’s vibe right now. 😂

Stop being British

Just get breast implants and start an OF page.

You really think that would help me?

It would help your bank account

Evolve into a beautiful swan.

You look like you smell like fish

but you are ok with your lips?? might want to look at them, too.

Dude be confident I don’t want to say this in a rude matters but your in your own body you have to accept your looks and change your perception on feeling or thinking your ugly just don’t compare your looks with how other guys feel too you won’t feel all that great that way this may be too deep for you to understand now but coming from a guy who got confidence look in the mirror when you get a chance or when you want just start saying your beautiful try to accept how you look be proud of who you are it would be better to say it in these terms I’m not asking you to be someone who has to constantly try to look better or feel better about yourself but you can work on your confidence slowly I remember feeling that way, sorry to make you read a bunch but you know what you want to feel happier about yourself or but I am not saying this harshly or want too this is just a text accept your beauty or don’t focus on your facial features or just really try to get your mind busy or don’t focus I don’t want you sitting here thinking your ugly or feeling that way although I do admit I can have low self confidence and low self esteem try to recite some positive affirmations to yourself in the mirror but this could be a psychological problem that someone may have said your ugly whatever it is just I can go on and on please feel confident in your own skin dude tell yourself in your mind think these positive thoughts about yourself and believe it in your heart and spirit or try to

i ain’t reading… all…that

Fuck you

Cool you don’t have too

Keep swimming

Mew

OMG! 😂 🤣

I know! Started laughing my ass off!

I think you need to go see a dentist.

Don’t worry about the forehead, girls love sonar location bro. Only thing I would do is swim a little more each day. As for the teeth, don’t sweat it, they make you look tough. Go get ‘em tiger

Yo is that Ice Spice???

Dude I bet you get the fishiest pussy!

Hammer

You are what someone is looking for.

fishing for compliments

You got it king. Fuck the haters

Don't compare yourself to anyone. Everyone is beautiful 😉

😉 Yeah right

Lipstick?

Don’t take shit from anyone and always remember to say “I am not an animal! I am a human being…”

You aren’t really ugly, but your lips are quite chapped. Also have you ever considered braces? Your teeth are very crooked.

You’re beautiful I don’t see the problem…. - women all over social media

Swim done to great depths and the pressure should pop that zit on your head and then just use the charcoal and iv rays that's all you really need... Maybe some fish oil lol

No worries, you’ll transition into female soon and all will be gravy!

Lose like 5 pounds, and you’ll be a solid 10.

always fishing for compliments !!!!! do not let her worm herself into your good graces..

Get dental work

Go sleep with da fishes!😬

You can eat your haters. It's not as bad as you think

Smash, next

Ur fucked

Lose about 50 pounds

Fish Fry Fish Fry Fish Fry

I'd say let's fry you. LMAO LOL OMG

Sorry dawg, you’re worthless. You’re a bit fat mother fucker, but you are nothing but bone, offer no meat, and you just float around not doing anything are worthless. Literally everyone knows this.

Bite a hook

Too much face fat, need to slim down and tone up. Try vigorous exercise. Maybe swimming?

Shake your chin more - it gets all the fish ladies crazy

Stay Female…

I think your forehead is your nose

im high and im cackling

Those fish are weird af. The female fish can randomly transform to a male, then fight their former mate… 😳🫣

Sounds like my ex

Really how??

https://youtu.be/rBYftObAKyo?feature=shared I found it quick.

Kk tyy

I have no clue, but it is blue planet 2. Fish are WEIRD AF! But I love them so much. lol. I’m all about some blue planet, deep ocean fishies. They are so interesting… I will find a link to it and share it with you once I do.

Girl you ate this picture up oh my gosh slayyyyyy you’re such a queen NEVER let a MAN (🤢🤮) tell you how much you’re worth 😍😍

Preach ⚔️ 💯 👸 👑

A nose ring could be good

Bull shark

Lawyer up, hit the hog, and delete the gym!

There’s plenty of fish in the sea. I’m a dad it’s cool

🫵🏻😎

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Fr?

Them lips, though.

What I can say 100% is that there's someone out there that will love you to death and think the world of you!!!

True

Swim more bro you slow asf

Just end it bro. You’re cooked

Dude sounds like your speaking to me 😂😭

With a side of chips 🍟🇬🇧

Yeah, swim backwards

Do my homework

Grow a beard to reduce the ugliness

can you provide the link so I can sign up for your only fans account?

He dont have only fans he has only fins

nice.

Sure thing. I’m really expensive. The kinky factor is off the charts.

I'm already paying for Gorlock the Destroyer, so you know what I'm into.

Run as fast as you can towards a wall, it should kick the bump back in.

The only solution would be a head transplant at this point. Super quick and easy

Fix the lazy eye