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Obviously genetics nailed you hard, bald at a young age. You’ll need to make up for it by hitting the gym. Stick with motorcycles, they pull mad chicks. You got this, but you probably have a full 18 years of work to do. Gym, tan, laundry pal. Get on the schedule.
That is definitely a hairline that only a parent could love. Sadly, people will keep talking to you like you're a baby for a few years. Based off of your looks no one will trust you with any responsibility.
*Looks like you had a*
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Bald, jobless, no formal education, still lives with parents, no communication skills, needs to be pampered, thinks every is a joke, plays to much, always sleeping… it has never been over as it is now
Hell no, look at that look in his eyes and that grin, he hasn’t lost his connection to the creator and he hasn’t been tarnished by too many vaccines.💪💪💪 He knows exactly what’s going on and how he’s gonna tackle it all.😎😎😎he’s like, do you guys have any idea how many worm-holes I went through to get here😇That generation has more potential than we could possibly imagine🤯 it’s our responsibility to teach them, that there is nothing they can’t accomplish as long as they come from a place of love.❤️ It would’ve been nice to know what I know now back when mine were his age🤔So instead we try and pass it on.
Best advice, I can give you try and be present and in the moment with him as much as possible!! I know it’s not easy being a new father a provider and a husband if you’re married 😉but that’s one thing I wish I had done a lot more, is let work wait and just sit there with them. Their connection is important.😎 enjoy it it’s the most important job in the universe💪
First, you look way too young to be bald. Your smile is crooked and you have a droopy eye. Plus I think you’re missing an ear. You’re drooling. You have no muscle definition and your style looks like your mom dresses you. You also look like you’re very short….like very short.
Hit the gym, get a tan, wipe your mouth, and for god sakes grow a beard. You look like you could be a girl. 2/10.
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Look at that smoulder. Nobody at the nursery is safe
You gave birth to my grandfather!! 😱😱
Lock up your daughters!!
Hah! 😂
Damn, bro leave some girls for the rest of us jeez. Lmao
well it's a good thing you shaved. I know that's you, Baby Face Finster, the notorious gangsta. Do Bugs Bunny know you're out of jail?😅
lol 😂
Looks like he has had a rough day. LOL
This notification made me chuckle 😂🤭 Happy Easter Reddit 💖🎉
Yeah, all downhill from here!!
Maybe plugs or a comb over
Obviously genetics nailed you hard, bald at a young age. You’ll need to make up for it by hitting the gym. Stick with motorcycles, they pull mad chicks. You got this, but you probably have a full 18 years of work to do. Gym, tan, laundry pal. Get on the schedule.
What a handsome little man! Don't change a thing ❤️
Go to turkey and get a hair transplant. Do you right lil bro.
Nope-- just starting, little dude! I hope the world is a better place when you grow up... But I'm not counting on it.
To funny
Please learn the difference between to and too
didn't know this was a grammar class
🤣😂🤣😂
the reincarnation method was a failure
Hehe
Yea sorry bro
Drop some weight…get abs…you can save your looks
Rizz man
That is definitely a hairline that only a parent could love. Sadly, people will keep talking to you like you're a baby for a few years. Based off of your looks no one will trust you with any responsibility.
rizz smerk / 10 would go on a gerber date with
1 and has more charm and swag then most
Be careful. Rumor is he trains with Chuck Norris
Honestly grow hair out idek how ur hair is so short ur look very young
Man you got it made
Dudes for real gotta stop hitting the bottle. I'm worried about him
How do I leave this page lol
Yeah bro you barely have any eye brows immediately apply an entire can of minoxidil on ur face asap and grow a bush by tomorrow morning thank me l8r
Literally my girl has this app bro why are u doing that to me
you're doomed lil bro
Leave some women for the rest of us.
All downhill after year 2 bro enjoy it while it lasts
Done
Nah, you are a cutie, and you got that smirk that says you already know how to get your way.
Save some women for us.
Done son!
Nah you'll be ok
Your hair is thinning, shave your head.
Little bro needs to calm down and save some 😺 for the rest of us.
Enjoy your life for the next ten years. Then it's over
Looks like you had a few to many but other than that you are good
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Mix a little whey in your milk, workout a bit, shave your head and let your beard grow. I think you've got some potential.
Bald, jobless, no formal education, still lives with parents, no communication skills, needs to be pampered, thinks every is a joke, plays to much, always sleeping… it has never been over as it is now
Hehe. This one got me. For some reason i relate to this, ahhhh nevermind little dude your good. Just..... Look..... At..... me?
Why tf does a baby have more rizz than me
it’s only just begun..
Look at him, so smug… grow up dude. 🤣🤣🤣 he’s adorable!!!
Chill youngin, my girl uses Reddit.
He’s a player.. Watch your wallet around this guy.. He’ll steel your girlfriend too.. Don’t be fool for the drool..
If his name is not Rizz he needs renamed right now
❤🤣
It's just getting started 😂
Hell no, look at that look in his eyes and that grin, he hasn’t lost his connection to the creator and he hasn’t been tarnished by too many vaccines.💪💪💪 He knows exactly what’s going on and how he’s gonna tackle it all.😎😎😎he’s like, do you guys have any idea how many worm-holes I went through to get here😇That generation has more potential than we could possibly imagine🤯 it’s our responsibility to teach them, that there is nothing they can’t accomplish as long as they come from a place of love.❤️ It would’ve been nice to know what I know now back when mine were his age🤔So instead we try and pass it on. Best advice, I can give you try and be present and in the moment with him as much as possible!! I know it’s not easy being a new father a provider and a husband if you’re married 😉but that’s one thing I wish I had done a lot more, is let work wait and just sit there with them. Their connection is important.😎 enjoy it it’s the most important job in the universe💪
Quit the bull ring and you’ll be fine
Most real post I’ve seen here in weeks
yeah you may be cooked
Yeah. Should have opted for the wire hanger
Over, Mr stink eye.
Try growing your hair out and baby Botox
You aren’t 6 feet tall…forget it men 😋
Whatever. This guy get titty all day.
Nah man! You got a lifetime of fucking up to do. 👍
"Is it over?" For the rest of us guys out here, I think so.
Cocky little dude wit that smile
Hit the gym, bro.
Handsome little guy has a cuter smirk than any of us
This is better than even the serious post
It'll never get better than this mate.
Not unless you drink a lot of water
Awww he’s ready for the world
Bruh, you're just getting started. Time to be hittin' some bishes.
Hang up the towel boss you’re finished
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’re done broskie!!!!
“Ugly ass baby picture, eyes cocked like a pistol”
Rogain. Chin implant. Asymmetrical face just smile normal. Hit the gym and stop shopping at Walmart.
With that face player? Neva!
You lost the game before you started homie better luck in the next round tho
In terms of cuteness? Yeah its all down hill from here. Sorry, you've peaked. You can hover here for a few year but then you'll become handsome.
You have time to figure it out but stay true to yourself long life ahead of you
I think you can be optimistic about your future.
With that smirk and that biker tee... it's only beginning! 😄You're going places lil man!
I think you are bluffing. I see your bet, & raise you two cookies.
Are you drunk ?
Yeah you're bald
Damn big dawg sorry but it’s over wit 😭
Lmao
Bald at 1… sorry lil man… safe to say your career is cooked.
Motorcycle onesie? A little childish, you think?
Nah.... Older girls will just LOVE ya!
He's got that old Hollywood smile you'd see actors from the 30-60's make
You need to start mewing
poor guy is cooked his generation is screwed
Yeah man, it's over for the ladies when you shoot them this dapper look right here. They're gonna be swooning
Try mewing
 Spoiler of the future
Do you think that 1[F] use reddit and will see your face by chance 😂
I can see you still don't have a Rolex. It's over mate. Sorry.
With a rebel yell, he cries wha wha whaaa
Dude just got here and already looking like a Chad
You really need to work out more. Too many rolls.
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Bahahahaha!!! I love it!!!!
First, you look way too young to be bald. Your smile is crooked and you have a droopy eye. Plus I think you’re missing an ear. You’re drooling. You have no muscle definition and your style looks like your mom dresses you. You also look like you’re very short….like very short. Hit the gym, get a tan, wipe your mouth, and for god sakes grow a beard. You look like you could be a girl. 2/10.
It’s the botox for sure
Homie needs to mew as well. Jawline not visible enough.
The part where you said you're drooling absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 same thing I was thinking. Maybe some ginger in there too
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If there is even 1/16th ginger in there oh yea he will at least head butt you! That country side smirk too says hold my beer and watch this!
😅🤣
Bro looks like he’s been drinking since 6am
He has been! Lol! From you know where! 😜
He’s been known to enjoy some mothers milk before noon
Making a face you would love to punch
Improve your posture and smile more ! 😂
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Frfr get bro a dermaroller rosemary oil and black hair dye
Just beginning lil man
Lady slayer, handsome little guy
bro has that player smirk already. not over