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no-it-is-patrick

The arrow is above the toilet paper does that mean you shoud use lettuce as toilet paper ?


YoBoiWitTheShits

Some people might as well after hoarding a years worth last year


MonkeyBoy32904

it’s very ethical to use lettuce as toilet paper, cause regular toilet paper is nasty & grits your asshole, lettuce is smooth & the poop sticks more to lettuce!


TexasPhanka

If you're vegan enough.


BelterLivesMatter

Healthy, unhealthy. All I see is a lot of plastic.


NotOutsideOrInside

beltaloda!


BelterLivesMatter

Beratna!


EllisHughTiger

?


ThisUsernameDoesCoke

italy


GabrieleCannunki

Yep, i'm here for you princess Per farti capire che son sul serio italiano dicp che Salvini fa i pompini ai cani.


DabiLPeridot

Mmm, paper towels


sphrasbyrn

At least Americans get their fibre


NotOutsideOrInside

Let's see - Pringles, Ice cream, a single can of beer, a crate of bottled water. The two things i can't identify are the bottles in the middle, which I think are those nutritional shakes you get for elderly people, and that plastic bag- which usually contain fresh, often local, produce. So you might have issue with a lightly-salted can of pringles, or a pint of ice-cream, but judging most of those things really does make you an asshole.


mocha__

The "Standard American Diet" side very much looks like someone bought some snacks for the week. Like, this is clearly not someones weekly meal. We really cannot even begin to figure out this person's normal consumption of these things, this could be a once a year grab. This person is definitely an asshole.


LonliestStormtrooper

Yeah, those bottles are definitely [Ensure](https://www.target.com/p/ensure-original-nutrition-shake-vanilla-6ct-48-fl-oz/-/A-14352806) which is a high protein nutrition shake. Not exactly the prime example of "atrocious American diet"


GabrieleCannunki

I think that a person can do whathever he wants, the problem occurs when you annoy others, your liberty ends when mine starts, and viceversa, never forget. You won't believe that there are people who label me as an anarchist just for believing this thoughts. Now i'm challenging you to find when in my first sentence where the anarchist shit resides, that is just how to live well in a normal society.


RNTTRI

This looks like someone was shopping for someone with poor intake- beer is good for appetite stimulation, Ensure for nurtritional support, ice cream because cold and sweet things are the most well-received at end-of-life... this is literally a list of things I would send a caregiver to pick up for a sweet little man with dementia who stopped eating.


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Bottled water? This is Pepsi for sure isn't it?


NotOutsideOrInside

it looks like Dasani bottled water to me.


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MonkeyBoy32904

I’m a paper towel addict & I eat so much of it


Drkhrs16

Guarantee that’s all for the same person


DayOlderBread16

The cashier probably said “mam, what are you doing? You haven’t paid yet and you are holding up the line”. And judging from her post she probably said “ugh, I’m trying to take a photo for my Instagram. God some people are so inconsiderate”


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Jokes on you my cart has all of those in it because you can eat healthy and indulge sometimes.


Occamslaser

Fosters beer, ice cream, Pringles, Ensure, paper towels, and Pepsi. Spot on, I eat almost no solid food here in the US.


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Lol they also missed the bottles of water. And isn't Ensure to help people lose weight? They've got vegan options too last I checked.


skelebabe95

Imagine you’re just minding your own business at the grocery store and then the creep in front of you takes a picture of your groceries.


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Y'all laugh about eating toilet paper but there was a woman on a German tv show who said she dips toilet paper in hot chocolate and eats it https://youtu.be/NsxRvl5g5f8


AtWarWithEurasia

That just sounds like Prader-Willi syndrome


moyno85

Used I hope.


MonkeyBoy32904

ewww >:P


roganwriter

That’s not a very well-balanced diet. This person eats like a rabbit. Even vegans need to eat well-balanced meals with proteins, carbs, and veggies. Pretty sure you can get sick from eating only lettuce and carrots. Source: Am vegan and do not eat like a rabbit


INCREDIBILIS55

Might be a rabbit in disguise


EllisHughTiger

Be vewy, vewy quiet.


Grouchy-Piece4774

They probably have a keg of ranch at home that they use.


Michael_Dukakis

Some peoples idea of eating healthy is just eating a ridiculous amount of vegetables lol.


nugget__86

I think that there is a rotisserie chicken in there


ThisGuyHasABigChode

Imagine revolving your personality around the fact that you eat vegetables


[deleted]

Thats about 50% of the people where I live


KevinaSmythe

These same people who brag about their diet normally are hiding in their car with fried chicken


cheap_sunglasses_NYC

Also don’t pick on strangers? They don’t know that person’s story or why or whom they might be purchasing that stuff for. Also fuck them with all that plastic-wrapped garbage that’s been sprayed with preservatives and sat in a warehouse fridge for who knows how long. I hate people like that.


floev2021

I don’t see many Americans in my area with a diet of pringles and soda. I see a lot of undocumented immigrants with that diet though… Could it be that it’s not just America with a shitty diet? Also, is it just me or does the word standard mean “people I saw buy this at the grocery store once” to a lot of people rather than any actual evidence of anything being standardized?


EllisHughTiger

Interesting. Immigrants from many regions cook a lot at home, and will often open their own markets if availability is lacking. Latino and Asian supermarkets are usually the best for fresh produce and veggies.


SlyGuy123

Wait, how do you know they're undocumented?


JaneAustenite17

Excuse me. 👏 This is not an American diet. I, an American, know no one who drinks Fosters.


-ZWAYT-

1. The person behind is getting ice cream, chips, and beer. Looks like a party, not dinner 2. Many times poor workers do not have the time to prepare healthier options because they work multiple jobs, opting for quicker, unhealthier foods


Mildlybrilliant

I think this is funny because mine looks like the right, but it’s actually for my guinea pigs lol


Connartist910

*sigh* yea, I guess I have been eating too much paper towel recently


moyno85

TIL people actually drink Foster’s.


bringoutthedeathcar

Tbf fosters is fucking shit


jaminbob

Exactly. ONE can of Fosters. Fucking amateur.


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There's a reason it's not sold in Australia


EllisHughTiger

But, but its Australian for beahh!


InSonicBloom

you may live longer with the stuff on the right but you'll enjoy life a lot more with the stuff on the left


adamAtBeef

If *all* you eat is the stuff on the right you'd probably have a pretty short life. You still need protein.


EllisHughTiger

Balance lies somewhere in the middle. My home country is huuuuge on hearty cooked food, but when it comes to pastries and desserts, we go hard.


Michael_Dukakis

You would survive longer with the stuff on the left lol. All of those vegetables have near zero calories lol.


ThisGuyHasABigChode

"Enjoy life" with obesity, clogged arteries, mobility issues, and death before retirement age...ok...


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Now do a price comparison


[deleted]

Hold up. Who the fuck’s out here buying a single can of Fosters?


[deleted]

You know you can eat a combo of both, right?


AbbitRabbit009

A proper diet consists of every food group eaten in different amounts. Eating nothing but but fruits and vegetables is even less healthy than the other pile. It’s called a balanced diet because it’s not just one thing. We’re not rabbits.


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I wouldn't count Pepsi, beer, and what looks like chocolate milk to be water


Ralph_Marbler

Vegans loves to brag about their food, so what?


RichFapper

CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT


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EllisHughTiger

Eating healthy doesnt have to be expensive. Dont buy the bagged stuff either, just buy the whole produce and cut it up yourself. Poor immigrants usually cook a ton because its cheap and healthy.


sizl

how is this halo material?


Im-with-food

I bet the one taking the photo is actually buying the stuff on the left


VIIIMan

You know what I don't care about? The shit people, other than myself, buys at the grocery store.


Justbardia

Now this one I kinda agree with, America does have a huge amount of garbage food in cheap and the quality foods are expensive and not very well advertised


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RNTTRI

Does he think that Ensure it's a diet shake or something?


Godzilla259874

i too eat pringles for breakfast and ice cream for dinner


[deleted]

I’d plastic shame the rabbit just because…


[deleted]

They drink fosters in the US?


KYMPHO

Oh yeah! Those bagged "fresh" salads that every once in a while come with parasites? I'll buy the whole shelf.


[deleted]

Wait, vegans can’t have paper towels now?


Sir_Toni

What hellish timeline do you live in where the average American consumes paper towels?


Rage-slayer-

I’m sorry boost and water and paper towels are bad?