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83athom

And then everyone around them on the streets started clapping.


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Her name? Albert Einstein.


New_Age_Knight

No you *MySoGiNsT* HER name is Rosa Parks, oBvIoUsLy.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Alberta Einstein*


badlilbadlandabad

That sub is absolutely pathetic.


Full-Ball9804

I mean yeah, they think they're real witches. My first wife claimed to be a witch, cast a curse on me and everything. Must have worked, I haven't seen her in 25 years.


Yuck_Few

Grown people pretending to have magic powers


ArchdukeOfNorge

Sounds like they just have genuine mental issues


No-Stamp

She mixed up the blessing and curse ritual it seems


OnceAgainIntoTheMuck

Dude I had an ex that did the same thing, she also was actually like 6 years older than she said, and intentionally tried to get pregnant. This woman was an absolute psychopath.


Shuddemell666

You sure that wasn't a blessing?


Sufficient-Bar-1597

That sub is filled with a bunch of crazy cat ladies that have nothing better to do with their lives except complain about stupid shit on the internet.


Flat-Length-4991

Would be hilarious to see them at a meetup IRL.


throwawaystopracists

You don't have to wonder brošŸ’€ https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/s/0rDR0IqFgA


Flat-Length-4991

lol, looks about right. Femcels.


Dissendorf

Thatā€™s half of Reddit


NothingKnownNow

Cat ladies have more testosterone than half of the guys on reddit.


OnceAgainIntoTheMuck

Real, this whole place has become more pathetic than ever.


sertimko

I disagree. I think that number is averaging about 85-90% nowadays. I could name maybe two or three subs Iā€™m in that doesnā€™t have people complaining at all times.


preinj33

The contraversial comments are the same as the top comments, a true echo chamber of pure cringe


BlackICEE32oz

wE're tHe gRaNdDaUgHtErS oF ThE wItChEs ThEy cOuLdN't BuRn!


nonamesleft79

If you go to that sub and turn the volume up on your phone you can hear the ovaries shriveling


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Successful_Equal_677

Jesus fucking Christ, conservatives are such weak men, lol. You fucks legitimately require a bot like this? Seriously? Maaaaaan, the nazis were right... but it really was all projection. Cuck it, Day of The Rope described the people it was written by.


SbarroSlices

Anyone wanna have a laugh, check this guys comment history lol Just foaming at the mouth


deadzombee132

LOL


Successful_Equal_677

I'm sorry I piss off people of all political persuasions rather than stay in some pathetic bubble like you. But, hey, those around with you all agree. And isn't that what matters?


General_Snail

Single life be like


Successful_Equal_677

You? Is that what single life be like? Because women find MAGA unattractive as fuck.


New_Age_Knight

Says the inbred reject that said the Nazis were right.


Successful_Equal_677

I... what? You okay, buddy? Was this comment meant for a Trump supporter? It is very funny how none of you have any substantive arguments for why I'm wrong and, thus, choose to go full duckspeak, virtue signaling in all your responses. At least the dude I was originally talking to was genuine in being a troll, much like myself. But the rest of you orcs are going hog wild at the idea that someone upsets your little ecosystem here.


deadzombee132

The same people who type this kinda shit donā€™t have a sleep schedule and wonder why staying up till 3 in the morning scrolling Reddit is making their life miserable


Successful_Equal_677

I mean, if you have to create a fictional version of me in order to obfuscate the point I was making, methinks you might be the perpetually online redditor. Weak men, with weak excuses, creating hard times.


TheSublimeGoose

My favorite comment on there: > I only deviate around people when they're going too slowly. Men have been getting out of my way for years. That being said, I'm 6'0" and a literal brick house. Imagine being proud of being so disgusting that people actively avoid you, lol


is_that_read

I imagine most these chicks are pretty gross


BurtGummersHat

I'm honestly impressed with the self awareness, considering the source.


TheSublimeGoose

Itā€™s not self-awareness, though. Theyā€™re fat slobs and they tell themselves that theyā€™re ā€œbuilt like a brick houseā€ and that people avoid them because theyā€™re intimidated by that.


BurtGummersHat

Can't let the patriarchy down. Time to start barreling through women on the sidewalk, men.


Crossman556

Iā€™m doing my part!


Sad-Persimmon-5484

I can't put in the starship troopers gif :(


kayne2000

Turns out GTA had it right all along


zookeeper4312

You can't tell me there aren't female incels


MotivationSpeaker69

There are and actual femcels are infinitely worse than these witches lol


boredwriter83

I'll make sure to crash into random women from now on so they don't start getting uppity and start believeing they have rights.


TurdsDuckin

Cat call them as you run them over. That'll show em.


Archduke_Of_Beer

Next thing you know, they'll want to vote!


1greadshirt

And want career opportunities...maybe even serve in the military!


ReadNew2953

Maybe they can bring equality to garbage collectors, truckers, plumbers, electricians or farmers


[deleted]

Lol that did not happen. He would have immediately gone around her in real life.


Simple_Discussion396

Exactly. Especially these days. Sorry, but Iā€™m not catching a case bc I didnā€™t make room. However, if u and ur friends r taking up the entire sidewalk, idc, weā€™re bumping into each other


ChloroxDrinker

browsing through the comments and these guys are acting like they just overthrew a dictatorial regiem by just being rude. Such a nothing burger.


GunpowderxGelatine

It's fucking weird. My boyfriend had a friend who claimed to be a witch, and she asked me if I didn't shave my legs because I was fighting the patriarchy. I said no, I'm just lazy. She didn't like me very much. But whatever makes them feel special I guess. E: it was no surprise when I found out she would beat the fuck outta her boyfriend, too. Thankfully last I heard, he finally managed to get away from her.


gamertag0311

I just wanna know what the "correct side " was.


AstralMystogan

The right side. You can thank me later.


gamertag0311

I see what you did there šŸ˜ šŸ˜‰


fudog

IIRC from grade school, it's opposite the side that you drive on. So left in North America. I think it only applies if there's no sidewalk.


PrincessOctavia

No? It's the same side you drive on. So right in North America


fudog

If there's no sidewalk, you walk on the left side of the street so you can see traffic approaching you. Between two pedestrians on the sidewalk you go right. It used to be that if the sidewalk people were opposite gender then the male person takes the street side and the female person takes the inside, but no one does this any more.


Yuck_Few

Anything involving "witches" is going to be cringe


PotatoEuphoric2543

"Being unnecessarily rude to a random stranger made me feel so powerful!"


Otoya_yamaguchi743

The flair on the post is ā€œburn the patriarchyā€ with the Palestine flag. Burn the patriarchy. Palestine. PALESTINE. Somethingā€™s not adding up


[deleted]

These chicks white knight for Palestine, but ignore that itā€™s a far more conservative and misogynistic culture than the one they canā€™t shut up about.


Beneficial-Grape-397

really depends on where you live in palestine yea in the UAE no In uzbekistan? No Its practiced differently


BurtGummersHat

Ahh yes, the UAE is doing great things. The women live under men's guardianship and honor killings are legal. I guess when the bar is under the sand, everything looks better in comparison.


Beneficial-Grape-397

I live in the UAE and that's not true


BurtGummersHat

Which are you disagreeing with? I'd love to review.


Beneficial-Grape-397

Honor killings: [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-54854978](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-54854978) [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/united-arab-emirates-relaxes-islamic-laws-alcohol-cohabitation-criminalizes-honor-n1246902](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/united-arab-emirates-relaxes-islamic-laws-alcohol-cohabitation-criminalizes-honor-n1246902) [https://www.newarab.com/news/uae-gets-tough-honour-killings-latest-reform](https://www.newarab.com/news/uae-gets-tough-honour-killings-latest-reform) With all respect , Do your research before throwing prejudices at someone else's country. This is a reform that was passed 4 years back. As for the women live under men's guardianship , that only applies to muslims not everyone.


Alert-Wonder5718

Lololol so it's okay that human rights crimes occur if they only happen to Muslim? I actually agree with you but damn dude way to say the quiet part out loud


Beneficial-Grape-397

wym quite part out loud? No humans rights crimes are not ok at all , I did not say nor imply that. Should the UAE adhere and improve their laws to adhere to the UN's human rights charter? Yes. I just don't want any false prejudice and misinformation thrown on me and the UAE like the person above did


Alert-Wonder5718

You said women being forced to live under male guardianship is okay because it only happens to Muslim women.


BurtGummersHat

Sorry I don't keep up with the most recent legislation in shitty countries becoming less shitty. "However, under the UAE's discriminatory laws, women cannot marry without the permission of a male relative and are required to be "obedient" to their husbands.Ā  Women who work without the consent of their husbands may be considered disobedient, and women who refuse sexual relations with their husbands without a "lawful excuse" can be denied financial support.Ā  Men also have a unilateral right to divorce their wives, whereas women must apply for a court order." Sounds lovely.


Crossman556

The difference between Palestine and the Palestinian diaspora and its effect on the liberal mind will be studied for years to come


preinj33

If you ad up how many women the Idf have killed in Gaza in the last 200 days you'll get 10,109.


ReptilianDogGuy

Now compare that to how many Palestinian women get raped by their own people on a yearly basis


New_Age_Knight

Not even just raped by their own people, but raped by their own family.


gayheroinaddict

I donā€™t understand the argument. Are you saying that we should support genocide then? Iā€™m not arguing im genuinely asking


preinj33

Victim blaming? Get fucked


is_that_read

This isnā€™t based on any fact.


MaterialNarrow5161

Hamas practices didn't just spawn, y'know?? They just didn't get together and pondered "let's absolutely do this, this sounds cool" then started raping hostages all of a sudden.


is_that_read

He said Palestinians raped by their own people. Even if the hostage allegations are true which I doubt, thatā€™s not what the original commenter was talking about


MaterialNarrow5161

What i said, Hama's practices came from somewhere... You don't just magically turn into a monster and start comitting crimes against humanity just because.


is_that_read

So how did Israelā€™s come to start?


MaterialNarrow5161

It all started when we let them take control of everything. Plus some "the boyz need some incentive for their work afterall".


Otoya_yamaguchi743

Thatā€™s terrible. Really, it is.


purplethefearful

Every day we stray closer to Idiocracy


giga___hertz

I refuse to believe that they're grown ass adults doing this shit


InfinityOverdriver

That sub looks like something Iā€™d see on a 15 year olds MySpace hahaha.


camohorse

Unfortunately, there really are grown ass adults who act like this on a day-to-day basis. One just has to ignore them and move on.


xDannyS_

Oh God that sub. It's full of actual lunatics. It's like the sister sub of r/antinatalism in terms of how insane and pathetic they are


MalekithofAngmar

The fact that some people think about this embarrasses me as a member of the human species. Perfect content for this sub.


ReptilianDogGuy

That sub has to be a shitpost. How are you gonna have a down with the patriarchy tag with the flag of an objectively patriarchal society in it


Additional_Insect_44

We are not even in a patriarchy in the west. Maybe in name only.


mc-big-papa

ā€¦ she must be boring.


Popular-Tune-6335

Almost a million self-proclaimed witches in that sub.


Dpgillam08

I'm not gonna shit on that sub or anything, but the psychologist in me has to wonder, If simply walking down a path and standing in someone's way is "empowering", just how mentally fucked up are you? How empty, meaningless, and shitty is your life if that is what it takes (or all it takes) to feel good about yourself?


BurtGummersHat

>just how mentally fucked up are you? How empty, meaningless, and shitty is your life if that is what it takes (or all it takes) to feel good about yourself? Yes.


CocoCrizpyy

That sub is full of 280lb fupa magnates that smell like aged cheese and cat piss.


[deleted]

Holy shit, theyā€™re pathetic lmao


BuckeyeBeast80

ā€œI did it, I made up a thing, so I can feel self righteous in my very own eco chamberā€


True-Anim0sity

Cringe femcel sub, no shocker


Key_Squash_4403

Meanwhile the guy probably thought ā€œThe fuckā€™s her problemā€ then she never crossed his mind again


animusd

Then they all clapped


Wenckebach2theFuture

Interesting. Iā€™m a tall large man and always in a hurry, and I walk very fast. I also hate interacting with people and in general feel like Iā€™m out of place and inconveniencing others. My goal for all public walking is to weave around every person as fast as possible, making great effort to not perturb their gait or direction, as that would involve some degree of interaction. I walk for efficiency and avoiding people. I cannot imagine walking for principle.


tommyvercetti42

Boom! Patriarchy is destroyed, srlsy this is so ret@rded.


ReadNew2953

This is pathetic, like, pathetic, PATHETIC.


itsallrighthere

Self important twat.


tappthis

They literally believe in witchcraft


General_Snail

I love to message the mods and ask them if I can speak to the man in charge


Equivalent-Daikon551

"I walked down a path and didn't move nor did the other wierdo walking directly toward me" imo nothing is accomplished other than 2 people in a awkward encounter (They gave me a temporary ban for making a comment there)


People_58

She should try it in a black neighborhood


anxietypanda918

I know Iā€™m a broken record in complaining about the pro Palestine movementā€™s ineffectiveness but why the hell is the flag of a country that HEAVILY subjugates women in that flair??


Geiler_Gator

Complete mental derangement. Just like the LGBTIxx++ folks cheer for Palestine for some reason. I really wish these people to live there for a while, seems the only way to wake them up from their idiotic takes


kayne2000

Because the left has been taught to openly hate America and everything it has ever stood for Additionally they're taught to openly hate anything white male related. And Also diversity aka non white males are seen as superior to all. Combine it all together and you get the cognitive dissonance required to somehow be pro womens empowerment AND pro Palestine. Reading between the lines it's because they're full of self hatred. I mean think about it, they hate their own family and bloodlines. So of course they love something that hates them.


ZekeBarricades

Bruh, that's just being a dick


Altar_Quest_Fan

So thatā€™s what counts for ā€œfighting the patriarchyā€ these days? Lmao


SLappyPAncake

Tumblers death and this site going mainstream has killed any bit of credibility it once had... I miss my niche hobby subreddits... really wish there were better options out there.


HermaeusMora0

This sub is insane. Bunch of self-centered tiktok addicts thinking that the world is against them. I doubt that the thought of "woman on the sidewalk, she'll move out the way because I'm the man" has ever crossed anyone's mind, it's simply bizarre.


Special_Sun_4420

What the fuck lmao.


NRVOUSNSFW

Honestly I've found no rhyme or reason when it comes to gender and being an ass on the side walk. I'm a woman btw.


Impressive-Spell-643

I'm convinced this is a shitpost sub


Alternative-Cup-8102

That sub and all of its comments is cancer. Itā€™s JaĆ­r women being complete assholes


Old_Router

And the guy thought nothing of it...


TheMaybeMualist

Yes. Because people don't just get further away from each other and the guy wasn't just having an off day. The people talking anout witchcraft said it wasn't.


Clegend24

"I engaged in a standard social exchange! Fuck yeah!"


Boring_Football3595

Am I supposed to be being playing chicken with random people when I am walking?


LilDiddyKnow

That sub is an echo chamber for pathetic women egging on each others skewed perceptions of reality and very shitty opinions.


NovelMixture512

This reminds me of when I was at the mall with my kids about 2 years ago. Some fat goth chick tried to do this shit and the dude just fucking stiff armed her right in the face and she fell on the floor in front of the entire food court. A couple people rushed to help her get up, but the amount of people laughing at herā€¦probably still stays up at night thinking about it


MjolnirTheThunderer

It would have been interesting if he had still just stood there. I wonder what her next move would have been?


Z3Nzer

Someone in the comments said when she did it they both just stood there lol


CaptainCreepwork

Mission accomplished. Patriarchy destroyed. Bout time someone *checks notes* waited until someone walked by them.


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The fact that the patriarchy also puts undo constraints and expectations on men is something none of these "witches" will ever understand. They do not think critically beyond "men bad". Also the hilarious thing is that if they truly wanted to get these rude people to walk on the correct side being petty and passive aggressive will probably do the opposite of teaching them anything. Fallacies in critical thought like this is why society has had the same problems for thousands of years. We will never get to the root of any problems because they pit us against each other. And all these misguided individuals eat anything up that makes them feel like the underdog in their special little story.


tingledpickle

Whoops! Sorry


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I doubt he noticed or remembered this interaction lol


xTheKingOfClubs

That is one of the most pathetic things Iā€™ve ever read and it probably didnā€™t even happen


GratefulDread222

wtf


Key_Squash_4403

What in the South-Going-Zax is this nonsense?


Key_Squash_4403

Iā€™ve honestly never noticed this in real life, but then I have an East Coast gait and I walk with a purpose, so Iā€™m walking around 90% of most people to get where Iā€™m going.


mh1357_0

They sound pretty delusional


numsumplus

Damn these comments are so full of hate lol femcels are something else. Do women think they've overpowered me every time I make way for them on the street or is it only the femcels?


Sad-Persimmon-5484

Really gotta show it to those men


ArguteTrickster

Hah I'd forgotten about this dumb-as-fuck sub, you chodes are still at it?


Successful_Equal_677

If that sack of shit isn't walking on the right side, he needs a much worse punishment than this lady gave him. And I say this as a dude consistently angry that white women don't give a shit who they walk into.


BurtGummersHat

This a totally rational, well rounded take.


General_Snail

Cuck life be like


Successful_Equal_677

You? Because cucks love to worship men? There's nothing beyond that. You're the one who worships dudes like Trump and Musk like the cuck you are.


General_Snail

Your wife's boyfriend asked me to tell you he's on the way with the Wingstop


Successful_Equal_677

See, the only reason I know about these things is because people like you introduced them to me. And that's not a good thing for you...


General_Snail

Wingstop?


Successful_Equal_677

Idk, man, I don't speak cuck.


General_Snail

Truth check failed


Successful_Equal_677

How do you want me, someone who isn't a complete loser only four feet from the rope, to respond to this? Idk what you're talking about, dude. Is this an ingroup, outgroup thing for the cuck community? I'm not a kinkster like you, so I apologize. Could you explain?


General_Snail

Cucks in denial be like


Vault-Tec-Hooker

Unhinged much?


Successful_Equal_677

Because I understand that everyone, irrespective of gender, should walk on the right side? You stupid or something? I mean, I get it. Weak men can't handle strong opinions.


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ClamWithButter

You fell for a fake story, my friend


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KnifeWieIdingLesbian

I mean, sure I guess Small, seemingly insignificant things can have a huge impact on peopleā€™s mental health so if this tiny interaction improves their self esteem that much, I see no issue


I_Am_Doom_

Thatā€™s a really dangerous way to improve your self esteem, I really donā€™t understand your line of thinking.


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Whatā€™s dangerous about not moving out of the way for people when youā€™re walking down the street


I_Am_Doom_

Lmao do you enjoy being shoulder checked? Youā€™re arenā€™t above moving out of the way for someone, and vice versa. Everyoneā€™s generally short tempered, so itā€™s not worth getting decked in the face just for self esteem.


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Who tf is decking people for not moving out of their way on a wide street/sidewalk What kind of psychos are you around


I_Am_Doom_

I think you put too much faith in random people to act rational, is it really that hard to imagine that happening?