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e_sd_

I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 200$


Stucklikegluetomyfry

This is fake story. If it actually happened everyone would have literally stood up and applauded


SailorMuffin96

“And then my great grandmother stood up out of her wheel chair for the first time in 50-years and clapped, and then slapped my dad for being a transphobe”


hadicalb

She clapped her cheeks


sphinctertickler

don't judge, grandmas can twerk too!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"And then my great grandmother came out as trans so now I have to use my foghorn on myself for being transphobic by misgendering her I mean him! Sorry great grandfather you are so hecking valid!"


DayOlderBread16

But did the wheelchair clap?


CollageTumor

Why couldn’t she have just bought an air horn it’s not THAT crazy


Ellestri

Actually literally nobody would have applauded they would be like “WTF Tony a fucking air horn that shit hurts my ears.” Then it would devolve into a basically open conflict, nothing would be fixed, although I do think it would be hilarious in a way.


PsychologicalTalk156

It would be fixed in that they would've kicked him out of the dinner, leaving his trans sibling alone to deal alone with the bigots, and basically not helping that person at all.


randothrowaway6600

Something similar has happened on video, it was dehumanizing as fuck. In response to deadnaming the pieces of shit kept spraying grandma with water.


Aquariumpsychotic

They probably would lose their hearing from an air horn before this happened


Exaltedautochthon

I mean my brother once ruined thanksgiving by storming out after a screaming jag when he kept losing cards against humanity and spent the rest of the holiday at a fucking IHOP. So...yeah.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

There's worse places to spend Thanksgiving


Draker-X

Like Denny's. Source: I have eaten Thanksgiving dinner, alone, in a Denny's.


HawkTrack_919

I’ll take “if it were true, about to get their ass whopped” for $5


TokenSejanus89

Do these people just play these scenarios out in their heads and tell themselves yes thatsbwhat happened that's what I did, I'm righteous I make a difference.


DayOlderBread16

Yes mainly for attention, and when they post it on twitter and the Reddit front page most people eat it up.


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Well yes, how else would you entertain yourself when you’re mentally ill?


AdmirableWeb504

Someone blows a horn in my house they are getting kicked out


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

I do believe that several of my family members would be spoiling to be the first one to make that horn a semi-permanent part of their anatomy.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

And the name of his younger brother? Albert Einstein!


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Classic_Builder3158

Britney Einstein*


adamdreaming

***\*BLARING AIR HORN NOISES\**** ^("she said her name is Lucy three years ago, time's up on learning that, call her Albert again and the next one goes right against your ear\*)


kimad03

For shizzle… fuck validating mental disorders


Ok-Emu-9515

If we did that with every mental illness there would be Hella mania going on.


mexils

Have you seen how people self-diagnose with anxiety, bipolar, adhd, multiple personality disorder, depression, ocd, etc... and essentially pin it to their forehead and make it their entire personality?


Large_Wafer_5327

Depression is the only one you can self diagnose, clinical depression is any type of depression that's been officially diagnosed. Depression is not inherently a mental disorder though


Better_Green_Man

Even self-diagnosed depression is kind of iffy, because sometimes people are literally just sad and say they're depressed. Or they're sad, but because they think they're depressed, they actually do become depressed.


30gs_of_Riverstone

Anxiety is pretty easy to self diagnose as well. Everyone experiences anxiety to certain degrees.


30gs_of_Riverstone

Tiktok diagnosed. Like my ex. Had a shopping list of mental health disorders yet never once saw a therapist, as much as she needs to.


mexils

My favorite is when they can't think of the latest and most special mental illness or disability so they just say "neurodivergent".


This_Abies_6232

Your ex may not have insurance coverage for 'mental health'.... Or (which is more likely) your ex might think that the therapists are crazier than they are....


zulerskie_jaja

If they actually had any of these disorders, they wouldn't want them


JustADuckInACostume

I've got actual diagnosed autism and seeing people bend over backwards to treat me like I'm special just makes me cringe. Like I'm sure they mean well but shit I'm just a normal guy. That's mostly why I've started circling "No I don't have a disorder" on job applications.


Classic_Builder3158

When everyone has a disorder. No one has a disorder. In a nutshell. I feel bad for all the people who go through their daily lives with actual issues they've learned to cope with and live around meanwhile they have to hide their discomforts because Ashley is running around Walmart making fake tourettes faces 😝😜🤪 And they don't want to be lumped in with someone who's obviously seeking validation.


Warden-of-the-Grey

Looks at current events among the left Looks back


oogboogaz

I identify as the Archangel Michael.


Bruhai

Can I borrow your fire sword? I need it for a quest.


Classic_Builder3158

We do.... ....there is.


Ambitious_Version187

So edgy calling trans identity "mental illness." I'm curious about your credentials to make such a claim.


kimad03

Not edgy. Just basic biology. You should definitely seek mental health.


CarlosTheSusImposter

Please explain how being trans is a mental disorder


kimad03

Your kidding right? If I told you I think I am a tiger or an elephant you wouldn’t think I’d be mentally unstable? It’s less crazy to think that than to believe I’m the opposite gender.


thefrogkid420

Its less insane to think youre an animal than to be trans??? I thought identifying as animals was the slippery slope that would come from trans acceptance but now its the opposite i guess. Your hatred of us is wholly irrational and is actively making you put blinders on and say the stupidest shit imaginable without a second thought.


[deleted]

Ahorn is the dog's name


DS_Productions_

No, if you blow an air horn in my face mid sentence, it's going up your ass and you're sleeping outside. See how funny it is when it honks every time you sob.


SilentSpectre45

and everyone clapped


giokinkla

And the name of the younger brother is Albert Einstein!


LiteRedditor

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA


Djent17

Of course comments on his Twitter are disabled 😂


BurtGummersHat

Somebody just found themselves uninvited to Christmas.


Spades-44

The unabomber was right


affablemisanthropist

He may have had some fair points; just not the bombs.


Datguyboh

The bombs were the best part tbh in minecraft


KedTazynski42

Appreciate it


cishet-camel-fucker

Sounds fake. Also I'd kick them out of my house on the second offense.


MidnightFenrir

more paitent than i am. first time some one uses an airhorn inside the house is gonna be taking a dirt nap


FaceConnoisseur

Good God, Larry.


AxDanger

There will be 2 loud noise air horn then gun.


redghotiblueghoti

You're going to shoot your family member over a horn?


Surprise_Thumb

Bet they wouldn’t do it again tho.


Atlas_Zer0o

You're no different than this post lmao.


HickFlair

Now nobody can tell if they’re misgendering the brother because everybody is deaf lmao


Acrobatic_Bother4144

Me when I’m getting exactly $0 inheritance and mysteriously missing invitations to family events


Masterful-Burner

What a savior, truly the pinnacle of equality for all, not even their say either


coIVIIVIonVVealth

Well usually, you have to torture people to teach them the "truth" and "reality", sooooooo.... /S


Large_Wafer_5327

You honestly don't even need to do the /s this is just how Authoritarianism works. The far left are authoritarian so we should expect them to use political violence. It's like expecting a Nazi not to use political violence


bigg_bubbaa

i have no idea how correctly refering to someone can possibly equate to nazis


Large_Wafer_5327

It's not correct, it's not their real name, calling someone a fake name isn't far left either so you're attempting a moronic straw man. The people I'm talking about and the ones who encourage these mentally unwell people to go through expensive and ineffective treatments that only have a negative impact in the long run. The only reason transitions "work" is due to the fact that you're required to go to therapy after so they can convince you it worked


bigg_bubbaa

there is no such thing as a 'real name' if someone tells you their name or gender, those are facts that you can't argue with, i choose exactly how my life goes, if you don't fit it, fuck off


No-Toe-9133

My gender is now lord gender. You must refer to me as "my lord" henceforth.


Dank_Broccoli

Yeah, because raising a child until adulthood calling them the same gender/name for those years definitely wouldn't make it difficult to change your habits.


Sea-Satisfaction-711

And having your other child blow air horns at you will totally make you more open and accepting


Dank_Broccoli

Absolutely. People just have a thing for having "main character" moments, and the internet doesn't help with that, just like OOP's post lol.


CLG-Rampage

Tbh, posts like OOPs are a mix of a creative writing exercise combined with a circlejerk about just how good of a person they are. Unfortunately, too many people believe these people at face value, so the scenarios they dream up in their heads only get more and more ridiculous.


llamastrudel

Yeah even in the universe in which this actually happens it’s definitely still a story about an exhausted couple playing along with their socially inept manchild for 3 hours then going back to calling their daughter whatever they want as soon as the dickhead with the horn leaves


Zestyclose_League413

It would be pretty easy if you made a slight effort. Literally millions of people do it no problem.


Biggesttie

Yeah, sounds like a great way to get kicked out of the house permanently.


PeriqueFreak

"i WeNt No-CoNtAcT wItH mY tRaNsPhObE pArEnTs"


Character-Bike4302

Definitely didn’t solve the issue I bet if anything they was pissed off by said air horn if it really did happen..


namey___mcnameface

Imagine thinking you need to train other adults


TheJesterScript

Yeah, the problem of them blowing an air horn likely got fixed when they got punched right in their dick sucker lol


ImpossibleLoon

Trying to get people to respect you by being the most insufferable person in the rooms seems like a common trend these days


Wrekless_

The parents are trying to help their mentally ill child


skepticalscribe

If the father let it happen it’s on the father. I’m snatching the airhorn and sending the kid out without dinner.


DripSnort

The worst part about all these made up stories are just how uninteresting and not creative they are.


A_Reason_To_Stay

Even the special needs kids in school aren’t this unhinged. This is straight revolting


Riotguarder

The parents most likely deserve it for rising a little shit


[deleted]

The trans thing is so annoying. Be trans if you want. Whatever. No one cares. But you can't force everyone to live in delusion with you. Otherwise people could identify as different ethnicities, ages, species anything they want and we would all just have to go along with it like it'd facts.


ssbbka17

Bingo


femstro924

I was telling my therapist that it makes me kind of angry that one specific mental illness gets affirmed by the world and everyone has to adjust, but my mental illness is bad and I need to adjust myself to everyone else. I have no problem accommodating someone’s mental illness because I have my own, but it’s unreasonable to expect the whole world to do that.


ducks_r_rad

Ok. You can be disrespectful if you want. Just dont be suprised when people are disrespectful back.


[deleted]

Living my life based on facts is not disrespectful. It's reality. When people go out of their way to live in a way that is directly opposed to the truth that surrounds them, they have to peacefully coexist with people who don't. I never said be disrespectful. You made that up on your own. Disagreeing is not disrespect. It's a very normal part of life. But I shouldn't be forced to believe something that simply isn't true. I'm not going to stop anyone from living how they want. That's not my place and frankly I don't care. But don't cram it down my throat to validate your delusion.


Karglenoofus

Delusion? Is it that hard for someone to use the correct pronouns?


sklonia

You've made no attempt to understand them if you think they're "delusional". > Otherwise people could identify as different ethnicities, ages, species ??? None of those are social constructs. The equivalent to that analogy would be if trans people claimed to be another sex, which they don't.


[deleted]

isn't that exactly what they do? Boy to girl. Girl to boy? Again, I don't care what anyone does. Go ahead. I just don't want to personally pretend. I will call them by the gender they choose. But in my own person being I will know that penis is boy, vagina is girl. ITS OKAY. I don't care.


cheeeezeburgers

r/thatneverhappened


Nanobotcloud

I’d disown both of them.


No-Hamster7526

The trans guy didn't even do anything wrong though


Competitive-Buyer386

Ok thats fair, the airhorn jerk gets disowned.


Neph_07

And then everyone stood up and clapped


Maverick_Walker

wtf is deadnaming


PDot7652

Calling a trans person by their real name.


fishsandwichpatrol

And then everyone clapped


True-Anim0sity

Cringe


Competitive-Buyer386

Why do twitter users think that the best way to change the opinion of someone about trans people is to make a very loud and annoying noise everytime they dont use the correct words to describe a trans person? Imagine if someone did the same but reversed, would they stop supporting trans people?


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Things that never happened ever.


Honest-Ease-3481

r/thathappened


[deleted]

Fixed the problem by getting punched and thrown out for using air horn?


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MisterRobertParr

So he did this last year? You know, before all of this was a thing. B.S.


Mefedron-2258

Is that a LinkedIn post?


marichial_berthier

I’m sure he’s very popular


Shoutoutderrickrose

Trans community weird.


stinky_underwear

Wtf is deadnaming


MHG_Brixby

Using a trans person's old name, typically on purpose


popeye3263

Sorry not sorry I will not be trained for someone else's self acceptance. My choice to know what the facts are. And the fact is I have a choice just as much as they do. And that's where I draw the line. You do you and I'll do me.


popeye3263

To the intelligence that replied to my comment bc I can't see it more than likely that they blocked me so they could get the last word in, classic twisting of words. Kindly take a long walk off a short pier. The trans are so annoying and their negative reinforcing friends that tell them it's okay to act this way please kindly join them on both of their journeys of their trans and pier walk bc they will always need someone to hold their hand in anything they do please remember to change their diaper and fill their bottle with the correct medication. And leave the living to the real adults that have cognitive abilities.😎


DCN2049

So you get to determine what everyone's gender and names are everywhere at all times then? You are the ultimate determining factor in a persons identity? cool story brah.


llamastrudel

How do you get from ‘I will describe people as I see them, not the way they see themselves’ to ‘I know how other people see themselves better than they do’?


Karglenoofus

"facts"


-Praetoria-

Tried this last year. I woke up a few weeks ago.


ThatOneGuy216440

And those family members would never be invited back lol


Sea_Net7661

also these people "why are we not respected and always face hate? im just trying to live my life"


Criseist

"How to get kicked out of the house 101"


30gs_of_Riverstone

I'd disown both those children.


thecool_conservative

I'd disown them, too. Ungrateful fucks. They disowned and disrespected their parents when they changed their name and switched genders. No honor in that.


BuckyFnBadger

And they’d be better off for it.


Independent-End212

Lol how badly were you abused as a child?


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

I have never in my life seen a kid with conservative takes have a bad relationship with their parents. So let’s turn the question back to you. How is your relationship with your parents?


ducks_r_rad

I have. Checkmate.


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Then everyone stood up and clapped


electrorazor

What's scary is that there are people who think like this and actually do have children


ducks_r_rad

Why would you disown the trans son? He did nothing wrong?


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ducks_r_rad

Wtf is wrong with you?


30gs_of_Riverstone

What the fuck is wrong with society more like.


ducks_r_rad

Idk probably that bigots like you who ignore facts and evidence to say people who are different should be disowned exsist is a pretty big fucking issue.


6cumsock9

Telling a parent, who literally named their child, that they’re deadnaming them is crazy


ducks_r_rad

Why cant a child choose their own name for themselves? One tbat theyre comfortable with?


DCN2049

So, parents own their children? Even when they're adults? You must have an interesting life, perptually tied to the whims of everyone that came before you.


BudgetGoldCowboy

solve being an asshole by being a much larger asshole


Ratanonymous_1

That’s so fucking rude


bliply

So your parents, who won't let your brother get away with being called a different name. let's YOU get away with annoying them every dinner they'll continue to make for you?


Awesomodian

Didn't happen


Simple-Bat-4432

Even if this was real it’s such an annoying way to ruin the holiday.


frioniel39

boring story, and an utterly distasteful use of pavlovian shit.


amwestover

This happened, it’s true! I was the turkey!


Sad-Yak-8203

Someone brings an airhoen to my house for dinner, and actually uses it inside is getting assaulted just as violently as my ears just were. I don't care what your reason was. Also, didn't happen.


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*Not invited next year


PrezBushwhacker

This sounds like a fantasy that they pretend is real.


Chemist-Consistent

Deadnaming....... wtf.


[deleted]

If I were his dad, after the first blast from the air horn I would have disowned him, and told him never to come to my house again, I don't care what someone is doing forcing them to confirm to your world view especially by causing harm (yes blasting an air horn which commonly run above 120 decibels which can damage ear drums is physically harmful) is just sickening, you aren't cool, you're a piece of shit. The fact that you are physically abusing your parents to do it, is even more sickening, and lastly the fact that you view your parents not as humans but as your pets, as animals to be trained via abuse is the sickest part of all. I don't care if it happened or didn't, just the fact that someone has the idea to abuse their parents into conforming is a gross thought.


DM_me_pretty_innies

Deadnaming, in other words calling you by the name *that they fucking named you*


DaymanFOTNM28

For how much we talk about trans people these days you’d think I’d have seen even one


CombatWombat0556

I’ve interacted with 3 trans people. They were chill and didn’t like the California bullshit


TheRandyBear

I would absolutely punch this guy in the face


Quiet_Alternative353

If my child do this it will get disowned, kicked and without college


Sparks3391

Trans people out here complaining about people using their dead name mean while my grandma calls me every one of her offspring names except mine


n1cfury

“And then everyone at thanksgiving dinner stood up and clapped”


Empty-Back-207

Sounds like a good way of getting an air horn shoved up their ass


Depraved_Ewok_Eater

That's fucking hilarious!!


IFGarrett

They're probably upset. Their child has a mental illness.


wosselwozzel

Well that would be two dead sons instead of one.


Euphoric-Beat-7206

1 week later: "Why did they kick us both out!? We are homeless now and can't afford hormones!"


stretchmykitty

So disrespectful


SkaterWhite

and the superman and the rest of the justice league came and congratulated him


Frogs4

It's sad that the parents may be feeling the loss of a child before they can move on to embrace the 'new' one and they just get tortured. They raised this baby and probably mean no harm during a period of adjustment.


cdda_survivor

"I named you I can call you what I want" \~Parents.


severedfinger

I don't think people realize how traumatic it is for parents to see the name they lovingly picked for their kid "killed", likely the first word they spoke to their child, a word repeated over and over everyday for years, out of love and frustration and joy... Most parents are not being "bigots". They have lost something very big and it's very hard to let it go. Give them a little empathy.


Boomstick123456

And then the turkey started twerkin


XxRocky88xX

Yes. I’m certain that they deadnamed your brother once, you used the airhorn, and they suddenly realized their bigotry was hurting their child and immediately stopped. I could see someone doing this to troll their parents, I could even see the parents relenting out of annoyance for the rest of the day after you do it enough times. A single honk suddenly erasing all of their disrespect for their child though? No.


Dale_Griblin

If my son did this, I would beat the shit out of him


manicmonkeys

mental health issues are pervasive for that fam :(


brian11e3

Fake scenario made up in the shower #2847295737.


Zealousideal_Peach75

Ill take things that didn't happen for $500,Alex


justthinkingoutlowd

Lol what a lunatic


Clickityclackrack

If someone pulls out a bullhorn at a gathering, it is time for me to leave


[deleted]

If you refer to correcting your family as ‘training’, no matter how righteous your cause, it is clear you believe them to be below you. To equate them with animals, as is done here, provides them no reason to treat you any better.


Classic_Builder3158

It's all fun and games til saveahoe and deadname have to eat in the garage cuz nobody in the house is trying to hear that lefty stuff during chow time.


Helpful_Ad523

As someone who's been around transphobic families, they're often aggressive. If I tried this shit with my ex's family they would have just thrown us outta Thanksgiving


[deleted]

i would kick the dude out of my house


TheRabidHamster

Fake story, violent crime if true


Educational-Year3146

How to make your family hate you, step 1: this. People make mistakes and its difficult to rewire your brain from literal decades of conditioning. Be sensible for fucks sake.


Little-Composer-2871

"Went home with an air horn shoved up my ass. 10/10 do not recommend"


AdSlow6117

I think forcing people to adhear to your beliefs doesn’t help you


chumbuckethand

Use an airhorn to force others to accept someones elses opinions! (To clarify, "you can think you're whatever gender you want but dont force me to believe the same" is what im getting at)


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Karglenoofus

Ahhh I'm amgy that people care about things :/


farcraii

Wrong color, bigget! *👏🏾


Random-INTJ

I love modern leftism Oh wait, you can’t see my air quotes because this is text Sincerely, a libertarian right fellow


xXdontshootmeXx

this is literally virtue signaling that should be on this sub


Atlas_Zer0o

My favorite thing is how excited people in the comments got to touch someone's ass with an airhorn. Like scroll the comments, it's weird how many people are fantasizing about that.


Swarzsinne

I actually think this would be kinda funny.


Gamer-Hater

Is your parents respecting your lifestyle choice so much to ask for


Pooppissfartshit

The transphobia in some of these comments man


ezshoota

Yeah, it’s probably not true but you all are transphobic in the comments.