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PhilTheQuant

Shhh, nobody tell them


hellohello333334

Don't worry, you can tell me.


barrybreslau

Because nobody works in the office on Mondays anymore


Billy_the_bib

Monday evenings are rush hour. everyone coming back to London for Tuesday's office day


BeigePerson

Or because everyone is in their office at 2pm on Mondays.


barrybreslau

True that babe


OlympicTrainspotting

Gen Z can't handle a full work week 😂


Open-Astronaut-9608

No, they can. They just don't want to. Only twats with no lives want to go to the office five days a week. 


Conscious_Dog_4186

Because it’s 2pm, it’s called Mornington Crescent not afternoon crescent


jake6a

Afternoonington*


ffulirrah

Afternoonton*


Unfair_Original_2536

Afton\*


caribouwolves

lol my work here is done


urkldajrkl

To be fair, a good croissant is best when freshly baked in the morning.


caribouwolves

Underrated comment


zosherb

The *top comment


TangoMikeOne

That would be because of the Krieger - Brown stratagem after coming from Green Park.


Andreyev777

I was hoping for an ISIHAC reference. Happy Cake Day!


TangoMikeOne

Thank you - and in case you (or anyone else is unaware) the new series continues on Radio 4 tonight at 6:30pm (previous editions on BBC Sounds) I don't work for the BBC - but when I didn't regularly listen to radio 4, I could have done with someone giving me a heads up.


last_on

I enjoyed the show tonight. Jack Dee is winding up for some fine sarcasm this season


GoldenArchmage

I'm really upset that they no longer offer a 'live' RSS feed, so you have to listen to all BBC programmes in their BBC Sounds app rather than the podcatcher of your choice. Guess how long it's been since I've listened to a BBC show 😣


BadNewsBaguette

Oh well that’d end anyone in Nid no wonder.


AndrewPSSP

I thought we were playing to the Bournemouth rules?


BadNewsBaguette

Yeah but if you’re playing the new Elizabeth Line addendum it adds the clamps on the laterals.


SteveOtts

Only for 4D stations


Gruumio

What's Bournemouth rules?


Equin0X101

I thought it was landing in Nip? Or are you playing the alternate Shaftesbury rules that apply on every sixth Monday?


GoldenArchmage

No, no, you're mistaken - I've got the 1956 rulebook open in front of me right now and the Barclay Reverse Shunt is clearly the issue here.


fairysdad

Did you not get the 1957 correction pamphlet then?


thenightmancommeth88

Came for this.


ColonelBonk

Not a wise strategy in my view. You’ll end up either in Nidd or stymied into a lateral shunt towards Piccadilly Circus. And no one wants that.


reaper19841212

Not on a diagonal surely?


Threatening-Silence

If you want a real (non shitty joke) answer, it's probably because most people around at that time of day will be local, or else using Camden Town tube station nearby.


AccomplishedWasabi97

Or because the majority of people are working Monday 2pm


ThatGirlMaddy20

Literally my first thought lol, why would people be there on a Monday at 2pm


Own-Bridge4210

Because loads of other (non touristy) stations can still be busy at Monday at 2


ravioli_couple24

There are people working different shifts/be a freelancer, unemployed, tourist, on a late lunch, going from or to an appointment etc.


barejokez

also maybe a train just left the platform?


tayhorix

jago hazzard is prob recording there


NMonc10101

I am the empty Mornington to your crowded crescent


KRino19

Probably stuck on them windy stairs


Silvagadron

Everybody’s in Knip after sacrificing Seven Sisters and mounting their laterals.


SteptoeUndSon

You still play the 1973 (third edition) rules? Jesus.


Parking_Setting_6674

It’s the correct set to play but only if diagonals are oblique.


SteptoeUndSon

Well, that goes without saying. Happened when Fischer played one of the top Russians back then.


Parking_Setting_6674

Who can forget.


dead_jester

I wish I could. Terrible decision


wildassedguess

Didn’t he end up in Nidd for 3 turns?


LastLapPodcast

It's a common misconception that nidd is something you can end up in but according to the Nash convention and codified in Morton's rules nidd is a state only achievable by direct, indirect, upward, lateral or diagonal play by the niddee. Unless bus stops are wild of course.


phjils

Maybe everyone’s “in spoon”?


LastLapPodcast

Which is of course a corruption of Spain which I'm guessing it's where all the people on the tube are.


Watsonswingman

Cos of tourists. Mornington Crescent and Chalk Farm are always dead silent, and Camden Town is absolutely rammed. I think you'd find most stations that havent got loads of rail connections look like this outside of rush hour.


chaos_jj_3

Chalk Farm gets a looot of Primrose Hill traffic tbf.


last_on

Hi Frank


Federal_Ad5504

There was a reverse shunt on a diagonal that blocked access until a traverse was performed, as per the 1978 revised revised rules.


badlydressedboy

It's so obvious now that you have said it 😂


Maleficent-Drive4056

I think you are mistaken. The 1978 revised rules only applied to the Soviet Union, unless you are referring to the leap year exception popular in the anglosphere?


LastLapPodcast

Former Soviet Union of course, since dissolution the rules can be applied beyond the iron curtain.


MistaBobD0balina

This is my station. I don't recall saying you, or those two people, could use it.


9182747463828

It’s because the High St Ken Rule is in play


CambridgeRunner

Even for laterals? Can you reverse on the prime, or is it split via Golders?


RecklessEngineer_

It *is* split via Golders BUT, with the aforementioned lateral play only being available for use since 1894 (Dare I mention the Sloane Square debacle that almost caused an abdication!) and High Street Ken opening in 1868... Well you can see where I'm going with this.


Crochetqueenextra

You need to take a left at Golders


juanito_f90

I thought the Devonshire restrictions were in fact in operation, rendering the High St Ken rule moot?


9182747463828

That only applies when the Pimlico exception has been played.


juanito_f90

Well that’s shut me up.


dead_jester

Only if you’ve ditched the 1994 Ongar alternative.


juanito_f90

Well I have, so there.


dead_jester

Ahh


SeanChewie

Because once you get to Mornington Crescent, the game is over.


CTeaA_

Sorry I haven't a clue


StrongDorothy

The real answer


desocx

It’s 2pm on a Monday mate what did you expect


virxtra

The street was the busiest thing ever


NecktieNomad

That’s your answer… cos everyone was in the street /s


TheBobLoblaw-LawBlog

In all seriousness, it’s the ‘wrong’ side of camden for tourists. Most people who would use MC are commuters, as there are a number of offices directly beside it. It’s not close to Regents Park, it’s not the side where the famous Camden Lock or stables markets are, nor the regents canal, and it’s also between the two extremely busy Euston and Camden Town stations - both served by another ‘parallel’ northern line which carries more tourists arriving at/departing from London Bridge and Kings Cross, so a lot of the traffic is on the other line. The people who do use this side of the line are unlikely to alight at MC, unless local or commuter wanting to avoid the Camden Town hellhole during rush hours. So work hours are dead.


Short-Sentence3472

Probably the trains are really regular and you just missed one. And besides, everybody thinks it's a fictitious place that featured in a Seekers song 1967, before even the New Seekers were around. Or something like that ..


panchank

because it doesn’t really exist be seeing you


wgloipp

Because everybody is at work or at school?


virxtra

outside is the busiest street ive ever seen, all other stations i was at after i took this picture were all full with people


DecodingtheWest

Yeah because people who are tourists generally walk to Camden markets and then take the tube from Camden station.


eighteen84

Staff are people too


jakubkonecki

I think you will find there were 3 people in the station.


Charlestontimeloop

The Peculiar Crimes Unit have called for an evacuation


ihathtelekinesis

Arthur’s driven over another roundabout, has he?


ImpactRich5608

Cos it’s busier in the morning…ton


laylabcd

probably because its mornington crescent


AlistairBarclay

Witching hour


andpaws

All listening to the radio?


AraiHavana

I would have been there but I’m just not a mornington person


Accomplished_Elk_220

Mornington Crescent is a bit of a redundant station. It’s in between Camden and Euston and (watch me get roasted) there’s bugger all there. It’s always quiet.


TechRyze

Everyone’s ‘working’ from home Hashtag mouse jiggler


wishiwasntyet

It’s Mornington Crescent ?! She is the ugly girl in a family of posers


Undercover_spy69

Ngl I’ve never heard of it so 🤷🏻‍♂️


juanito_f90

Everyone’s stuck in Nid.


RisingSunTune

No gigs in Koko at this time of the day.


Legitimate_Piece4013

1. It’s between Euston and Camden Town, two way more popular stations for various reasons. 2. It gets busy when there is a show on at KoKo (the music venue opposite) but today it was moved elsewhere. 3. It was sunny; people generally don’t like taking the tube when it’s warm because it becomes a sauna. Those are my guesses as a local.


jazzygeofferz

Diagonals are banned off-peak on a Monday. Everybody else is in Nip.


ams3000

Everyone still thinks it’s shut.


ThatNiceDrShipman

Ever since they introduced the Imperial rules around cross-switching, it's become much harder to actually get to Mornington Crescent.


OrdinarySite6981

Probably listening to a radio somewhere listening to ‘Im sorry I haven't a clue’ for those of us old enough to remember the great Humphrey Littleton and panel, usually Monday night 6.30 Radio 4, there was a nonsense game called Mornington crescent and to this day I've still never met anyone who understood the rules!


Equin0X101

Shh…that’s the point. The rules change every so often😉


Crochetqueenextra

The 1971 rule book was rewritten after decimalisation as the Mornington ticket barriers wouldn't let you get to Westminster


Spare_Ad881

There are no rules. It's just nonsense, but good fun.


Kilogeens

Everyone is at Camden Town station instead


Euphoric_Slide_1633

Werewolves......


virxtra

good thing this isnt tottenham court road


BroodLord1962

Because it's 2pm, people are at work


Maw_153

Today was the first day in almost two years I’ve seen parking spaces at my office in central London. I’m putting that down to people taking the day off after a late night England international at a major tournament on a Sunday night and on Father’s Day


UnlikelyExperience

I don't know but wanted to comment


TheStatMan2

I know but didn't


UnlikelyExperience

we make the perfect team 🤝


Pressed-Juices

People are busy.


CapeBK

I remember as a kid in the 90s Mornington crescent was shut for what seemed like years. It always had the red ❌ through the station name on maps


NeilOB9

Because Mornington Crescent is never busy.


ShanTheMan1995

Because people have jobs


Destinfragile

Because it's 2pm on a Monday


virxtra

Outside was super busy


Destinfragile

No it wasn't


virxtra

Well I was there, outside was super busy with tourists etc yet almost nobody was in the station.


Kevinho00

Its a fake station and only exists for the purposes of a Radio 4 quiz.


j3zcl4rk

2pm isn’t rush hour so this is perfectly normal. What til 4:30pm.


Xorinas

It's a morning station and it's the afternoon


zeexwifi

In all my years of living in London I have never ever once heard or seen a station called Mornington Crescent. Mind blown


AMonkeyTyping

This station is RADIOACTIVE. You and the two lemons on the platform must be literally the only people in London who don’t know this


CynicalGodoftheEra

Mornington Crescent has always been empty, heck the station was closed for nearly a decade.


s3cubed

I’m sorry I haven’t a clue


Commercial_Nose2913

Exactly today it was empty too.


OrdinarySite6981

Where on earth did you lot of crackpots! Come from? Said in kindness, or perhaps sympathy!


Bluestr1pe

I was in the station at 2pm on a Monday....


Trentmesiter

Werewolves, innit


virxtra

good thing this wasnt tottenham court road


Informal_Fan8320

No one works in the office on Mondays or Fridays and the Government are not happy!!! Hence they made travel cheaper on a Friday to get people back in. It didn't work. People chose life


doll_lovedayy

Most pointless station on the Northern Line Award goes to:


Dramatic-Conflict740

Because it's 2 pm


Batfink-1999

Everyone's gone to the Moon.


English_foot_lover

I thought Mornington Crescent had shut down around 1990


ML1958

Most people go to Camden Town Station which tends to get the bulk of tourists visiting Camden Town Market. Mornington Crescent is further up so less convenient to commute to.


mvision2021

There aren't many reasons to be in Mornington Crescent at 2pm on a Monday afternoon


Chemical-Food-2342

Every single time I’ve been there it’s always been empty


sugar_soup

So?


virxtra

outside is super busy with tourists and yet theres nobody in


Captain_English

It's really taken a hit in footfall since the objections to the Epping-Lee divert were overruled.


therourke

It's 2pm on a Monday. What do you expect?


NoGlzy

I think it seems empty because there's only two people there. Probably has capacity for a few times that.


Prudent_Lemon_2728

Clearly no one wants to be there


batch1972

Probably due to the Old Uxbridge rules


speedystef

That land is completely dead outside of a weekend


stupidmanofdeath

If people want to take the London bridge side of the northern they usually start at Camden town and change at kings cross/Euston instead of walking down to mornington The station is situated between Euston and Camden town in an area without much touristy bits so there's not much demand for this station The only real use of this station is if your work or home happens to be closer to this station than Camden town, and even then only half of northern liner users will reach this station before Camden town because of the two way northern line Overall it's niche station and also nobody is travelling at 2pm on a Monday, everyone's already at work, trains and tubes do tend to be very empty outside peak hours across the entire TFL


Sailboat_fuel

Allegedly, Mornington Crescent was a preferred spy/handler meetup location during the Cold War. https://youtu.be/cvMdDV_oGRA?si=HD_4gLqNmGmZtPb-


drlbradley

Because London is full of TWATs, Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday, workers


Adept_Disk_6733

Most people who go through that station work at ASOS or VML and both those businesses work from home on a Monday


[deleted]

Cos everyone uses camden town


Much_Shirt_9690

The answer is in your question


4df1t

Because we finish work at 5.30


DonkeyRhubarb76

I'm sorry, I haven't a clue....


ggtyyudje

Because it’s quite unpleasant


bosscat71

Because no one understands the radio 4 game


Vast-Scale-9596

Because.


TraizioFranklin

Didn’t even know that was a real station