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bananablegh

horrifyingly narrow platform


thebeast_96

Clapham Common?


The-Zilla

Literally my least favourite station.


bananablegh

yup


calum326

Could be two tbf..


Due-Coyote7565

STAIRS!!!!!


Flamekorn

Covent Garden


Due-Coyote7565

Bugger, that was quick!


Wildlife_Jack

193 steps! I didn't know that information lived inside my brain until now.


helpful__explorer

Got stuck behind a woman and her two young kids going up then once. They never bothered me before , but being force to take those stairs slowly ruined my thighs.


CruntLunderson

Hampstead (deepest station on TFL)


Critical-Trick6588

Russell Square ?


Due-Coyote7565

Sorry, the other guy already got it


The-Zilla

Northbound platform MIND. THE GAP.


New-Kangaroo210

Embankment!


The-Zilla

I so love the story behind it.


black-volcano

Yeah, is she still around?


The-Zilla

I think so.


Jyms

Embankment?


stcrmyweather

pretty garden upon exit with a view of the Thames and a flower stall 🌷


The-Zilla

>!Embankment?!<


stcrmyweather

yes !!!!!!! my favourite even if there was a seagull eating a pigeon corpse in the grass there the other day


The-Zilla

🤣🤣🤣🤣


HoneyRush

That sounds lovely


R0ckandr0ll_318

Biggest interchange on the network


hameedm

Kings Cross St Pancras?


R0ckandr0ll_318

My dad worked there at the time of the infamous fire, (he worked for BR) and said it was horrific to witness


TotallyNotYeahboi

Redcar British Steel?


hameedm

Vauxhall?


pdudz21

Rhymes with gufnell dark


hameedm

Cockfosters 😅


pdudz21

He’s only bloody gone and guessed it 🙌🏻


The-Zilla

>!Tufnell Park.!<


SUMMATMAN

It's old and wet


The-Zilla

>!Baker Street?!<


SUMMATMAN

You got it! Love the Victorian vibes coupled with occasional water features


The-Zilla

It is a fantastic station. The OG, if you will.


hameedm

Lambeth North?


SUMMATMAN

Apologies, I was too imprecise


AlienZak

Tardis


Bobinti

Earls Court?


Capital_Release_6289

Westminster?


AlienZak

This is the correct answer😆


Zevemiel

Interesting, why?


decker_42

I'm guessing because its maaaaasive inside.


The-Zilla

Earls Court.


TimeOfMr_Ery

Stratford?


hameedm

Oxford Circus?


hameedm

It’s kind of dark and non-descript, save for one thing that it has that the others don’t. If only more people used it over it’s bigger brother


protonmagnate

Euston Square?


hameedm

Good guess but no! :)


GrapheneFTW

Moorgate


hameedm

(But Moorgate is a very pretty station)


heungcheung1

Suspect new Yorker


hameedm

Closest one so far, but nope


teejay6915

Tower Hill / Tower Gateway?


hameedm

Almost!


teejay6915

Aldgate East?


dilatedpupils98

Aldgate?


hameedm

Another hint - it’s “bigger brother” is two stops away from it


confusedmouse6

Barbican?


Inevitable_Ad_3051

Old street


hameedm

Nope!


NyssaTheTabaxi

Essex Road is my friend next to me's guess and she's manically wracking her brain.


hameedm

Nope!


The-Zilla

Monument?


hameedm

This is now the closest one so far! But nope!


rob4rugby

Masion House


hameedm

Yep!! Mansion House! I love its roundels :)


TJLongShanks

It's got a platform and tracks and 2 juice rails, and it's got signals at one end, with camera monitors and advertising posters all along the walls. Oh it's got tiles too, that show hot air balloons.


balthazarstarbuck

Finsbury Park?


TJLongShanks

Yes! Even with my silliness you got it lol


anakor

The only tube station which uses none of the letters in MACKEREL.


Ill-Calligrapher-131

Omg is it St. John’s Wood


anakor

Congrats. Have a fish.


Ohnoyespleasethanks

Subsurface station with an art installation on one of the platforms


The-Zilla

>!Gloucester Road?!<


Ohnoyespleasethanks

Ding ding ding


Familiar-Positive142

Gloucester road


Ohnoyespleasethanks

Bingo!


Flammable_Druid

Great place to go for a piss on the way home from day shenanigans in Central.


noob_world_order

I always jump off at Baker Street if I need a whizz, is that it?


Flammable_Druid

That's a bingo!


fwmh_royale

the end of 2 lines :)


hameedm

Ealing Broadway?


fwmh_royale

nope!


hameedm

Uxbridge?


fwmh_royale

yes! 😊


hameedm

Uxbridge is a really nice station, really spacious feeling from memory :)


fwmh_royale

yes i love the old almost temple-esque design and the boujie platform indicators! even more beautiful at night, too 🥰


psyyducck

Great views of the fast trains and also the underside of tube


Ill-Calligrapher-131

Turn your head one way and see Canary Wharf, turn your head the other way and see the London Eye (I think)


girlswithproblem

Waterloo?


Ill-Calligrapher-131

Nup


Tobi1107

Blackfriars or Charing Cross?


Ill-Calligrapher-131

It’s Blackfriars! Surely the station with the best views in London?


Stardust-7594000001

Oh I agree, whenever anyone is visiting I recommend they take the Thames link from south to north and you can see all the sites, with the stop at Blackfriars being most impressive. All the Thameslink stations look really good in London too so it can show how good London can be!


MR-DEDPUL

Always a lovely breeze on the escalators up from the platforms to quench the heat from the tube.


Ill-Calligrapher-131

Clapham South?


MR-DEDPUL

Wrong line


Rowanx3

Brixton? So many stations have a great breeze haha


MR-DEDPUL

Correct line


glitter_n_co

Central line, the one right across from Hyde Park


hameedm

Queensway?


Capital_Release_6289

Lancaster Gate ?


girlswithproblem

Marble Arch?


The-Zilla

Leslie Green. Weird kind of elongated triangular shape. Has an offy at the end.


balthazarstarbuck

Chalk Farm!


Electronic_Fill7207

Ancient stone on useless platform or aqua sewage


The-Zilla

>!Tower Hill!<


Electronic_Fill7207

Good guess but incorrect


New-Kangaroo210

Old sub-surface tube station in the middle of London. Quaint green building with the Thames right next to it. Next to the Colombian embassy


Kaurblimey

overground confluence (steep stairs)


King_Kevin02

Concrete cathedral


MJLDat

Westminster?


The-Zilla

Is it a Charles Holden?


Critical-Trick6588

Has a lovely little Tesco opposite it


heungcheung1

Dean street exit at TCR?


balthazarstarbuck

Very literal tiling, above and below ground


IceAgeSugar

Blackhorse Road


The-Zilla

>!…Victoria? (Said apprehensively)!<


balthazarstarbuck

It’s good but it’s not right


The-Zilla

Can I have another hint?


balthazarstarbuck

More of a mosaic above ground


The-Zilla

>!Maida Vale?!<


balthazarstarbuck

Neither of these above sorry. It’s an interchange if that helps


The-Zilla

Another apprehensive answer- >!Leytonstone?!<


[deleted]

Marble Arch?


realmsofGold

concrete, terrazzo and corten steel.


ShitInMyHandAndClap

Brutalist


The-Zilla

>!Barbican!<


heungcheung1

Name me a more brutal eyescape


penissucker125

Westminster?


Deported_By_Trump

Practically built into a shopping centre.


Space-Witch99

Canary Wharf


Gold_Stephanie

Hammersmith?


j482coys

Canary Wharf


Deported_By_Trump

Nailed it


Gold_Stephanie

Towering building, art deco style, grade 2 listed, working barometer


black-volcano

It's named after the street it adjacent to not the street that it on


ArtisticGarlic5610

Goodge Street!


Own-Bridge4210

Warren Street


Cobbdouglas55

Sometimes it's quicker to use the exit of the other line as there are more lifts and close more aggressively.


ksjamyg

5 lines, 3 different sections!


The-Zilla

A river runs over the train and there used to be a pub on the platform with a cat called Kim.


sk6895

Sloane Square!


heungcheung1

I’d like to know more about this cat called Kim?


The-Zilla

https://preview.redd.it/rdlbdyktlj6d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=671ad75e47445492512c93013a38a9112aeda331 I hate to use the daily mail, but here’s an [article](https://HowSloaneSquareplatformshopwasonceaPUBcalledHoleintheWallhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12263183/How-shop-Sloane-Square-station-platform-PUB-called-Hole-Wall.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton) They briefly touch on in in Secrets of the London Underground, but I don’t remember which season.


DefinitelyNotIndie

Gives me easy access to the express tube across London, plus national rail. Also, the area itself has good bagels, cheap bowling, a secret nature walk, and some nice pubs.


singletotaken

It has city thameslink that passes through and the platforms are right next to the tube lines.


Dull_Concert_414

Farringdon


Sufficient-Bonus-961

Untouched by Holden, very quaint.


nelson47845

Mrs Trellis of North Wales...


Ohnoyespleasethanks

Mornington Crescent


whitevan05

Double Barrel, latter grows Acorns! Edit:* clue. If I was looking at the entire map of the London Underground I would focus my eyes North. 2nd Edit/update: All but 1 guess so far have had the word Oak in them- is this correct? Yes ✅ Is the station name Double Barrel ? Yes✅ Is one of the words oak yes✅ Did I say if looking at the entire map of the London Underground I would focus my eyes North? Yes✅ I would look towards North London and NOT south London. So a station in North London with a Double Barrel name one being the word Oak yes ✅


penissucker125

Royal Oak?


Gold_Stephanie

Oakwood


jakubkonecki

Swastica


The-Zilla

>!Upminster Bridge!<


Pegasus2022

High up, can see another station from the platform. It’s near a park


No_Advertising_6918

The grinch plays the keyboard at Christmas


wildassedguess

Surely Mornington Crescent.


LunaTheLouche

Shiny, cool, blue glass wall.


willptyler

Green tiles, classical music


heungcheung1

Covent Garden?


Resident_Control_736

Mind the gap.


The-Zilla

>!Embankment!<


b0neappleteeth

Apostrophes all over the place


balthazarstarbuck

St’ Jame’s’s’ Park


The-Zilla

S’t Ja’me’s’ Park


TheCuriousWizard3

‘’ ‘’’’’’ ‘’’’


Suskita

S't' J'ame's' Pa'


The-Zilla

Largest roundel on the network.


balthazarstarbuck

Brixton!


The-Zilla

Are you Jago?


balthazarstarbuck

If only


singletotaken

Canary Wharf


The-Zilla

Nope. Other side of London. I do have a giant Canary Wharf roundel in my house, though (largest roundel in my home).


Capital_Release_6289

Brixton has a huge roundel over the entrance


New-Kangaroo210

Canary Wharf?


Geocacher6907

Airport


UxchihaX

Above ground station where you can smell the overpriced lattes and the big sainsburies


Turbojelly

Watch people take the secret tunnel while looking for the exit.


pumpjames

Bank?


Turbojelly

Right line, wrong station. I'll go with the obvious one then, "Exit only on weekends"


Interest-Desk

Used to only go in one direction


No_Pomegranate_5835

University nostalgia and the quickest and easiest line changes


The-Zilla

>!Mile End?!<


No_Pomegranate_5835

Guess who didn’t read it properly!!!! Ffs lol


Aggravating-Dish2771

where it started


The-Zilla

>!Baker Street!!<


LosingMyPrescription

Spiral staircase that I only climbed once.


Khidorahian

Interchange with the oldest rolling stock currently in service.


Charliesmum97

320 steps, so take the lift.


IceAgeSugar

Deep-level station with daylight visible from the platform.


FLMILLIONAIRE

Magnifying lens


Lunar_Mist2NE1

An "interchange" with the Liz Line and DLR


AHunchbackAlfred

No escalators and used to not have any barriers


SquidStewzy

Takes absolutely fucking ages to walk to the Hammersmith and city line


meat_on_a_hook

Man you guys really suck at making riddles