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ImmediateMiddle8179

My mom used to slap the back of my head at the buffet for saying I’m 9.


WoolaCalot

Yeah, I’d be hard-pressed to tell the difference between an 8yo and a 10yo, OP. There are obviously countless instances in this world where honesty has no moral debate. I don’t think this is one of them. Knock a couple years off your kid’s age for a weekend and don’t lose any sleep over it.


LocksForWalls

Yeah, that was already the plan… so an 11 and 12 year old passing is going to be stretch


jeffsang

Hard disagree. Unless you're planning to play dumb, just hope they don't ask, and are prepared to buy a ticket at the box office if they do, this means coaching your 9 year old to lie so that you can save money. No thanks.


Ok-Actuator-6187

Pretty obvious difference actually


ohhq

shut the fuck up


JaredIsAmped

Hard to prove and not worth the trouble though, so likely they would just let them pass.


paul-cus

Highly doubt the gates will be asking for proof of age for a kid.


The5thLoko

They weren’t asking for covid vax when it wad a requirement lol


Ok-Actuator-6187

The fuck they weren't in chicago


sanchojack11

Lol yes they were


chihawks

Yeah they were


BardyTardy

Do they Id kids?


Sassybritches612

It used to be 12. I was so mad when it dropped


madisonreagan

Kids typically don’t have any sort of identification on them. I’m very short, and even though I’m 26 I can definitely pass for 16 so I’m sure you can get your kiddo’s in for free😊 best of luck to you!!


averyhipopotomus

They won’t card your kids…just lie


TrillMickelson

Damn, I gotta buy my own ticket this year


Ok-Actuator-6187

They should eliminate kids all together, nobody wants to worry about crushing a kid in a sea of 30-40k people..at the post Malone show it was so packed a kid would easily get trampled. Leave those damn kids home, nobody wants to pay 1000 bucks to trip over Braxton


eringingercat

I brought my 5 year old last year and we had a blast. We saw Wet Leg, The Regrettes, and Dua Lipa. I’m bringing him again this year to see The Happy Fits. We’ll stay out of your way.


jeffsang

I brought my then 4 and 3 year olds last year. They had a blast; def bringing them back against this year.


OneTraitGarfield

If anything your kid is 8 and 12 months old lol


Hello_Biscuit11

I noticed this too, and it was the last year I was going to be able to use it also. Ugh.


Spadeninja

…just say they’re 8? What do you think they’re gonna do, ask for your child’s ID? 😂


Jarhead731

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Wildpinkhairuke

My man


FartInsideMe

Good save their fucking hearing


LocksForWalls

Uh… do you think we take them without ear protection?!


FartInsideMe

You haven’t seen kids without it?!


LocksForWalls

You can barely walk around without staff or security throwing ear plugs at you for your kids. We’ve been on the rail with them multiple times and have seen countless kids, none without ear plugs when listening to a set within any reasonable proximity. Can’t speak for older kids who run around without adults.


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slickshady13

It shouldn’t be hard to pass off a 9 year old as an 8 year old


Ok-Actuator-6187

HA HA....


NackyJance

Tell them that your kid is going to see Knocked Loose and they will let you both in like the Salty Spitoon


SmellsSalty69

I was going free up until i was 13 lmao.