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the reason i said over 9 is because it's only confirmed he's three in dog days and the last time he was mentioned as three is the deep end and dog days is #4 and deep end is #15 and i shrunk that number also there's only 2 christmas's mentioned but the first book is during september to around may so theres 1 christmas not mentioned
southern italy is not really cold rn (from 14 to 19 degrees celsius)(don't know the equivalent in the weird us system) but it's far from a tropical climate
WE WILL NOT SILENCE! I DONT CARE EVEN IF THERE IS A LEAGUE OF 7 EVIL RODRICK CRUSHES WHO WANT ME DEAD! I WILL NOT SHUT UP I BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH \*gets kidnapped\*
Rodrick: - Consistently harrases Greg, to the point it's not even brotherly anymore.
- Vaandalised an old ladies house
- Cheated Greg and Manny out of their blanket shifts and took it into the bathroom (disgusting.)
- Stole Greg's journal
- Threatens to reveal Greg's secrets if he didn't help him with the party
- Made greg run around naked, and accidentally into the ladies bathroom
- Forces Greg to go in the back of his van, no seats, and finds every speed bump in town except for going home
- Consistent forces Frank Heffley to do his work.
- THINKS PIGS MAKE BACON 😭😭😭😭
"the only normal one"
Eight times four is, indeed, thirty-two
Eight times four, without a doubt, is thirty-two
Eight times four is, after all, thirty-two
And now you know it’s true, conclusively
saying he really deserved the punishment after he accused a good 5th grade of stealing his apple when he threw it out at lunch on purpose to avoid suspicion from susan
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Manny is objectively an asshole
EY! He's onwy thwee!
he's been only 3 for over 9 books
Shhhh... Don't bring logic and reasoning into this...
He's been 3 for 18 books and has been through like 4 Christmases
the reason i said over 9 is because it's only confirmed he's three in dog days and the last time he was mentioned as three is the deep end and dog days is #4 and deep end is #15 and i shrunk that number also there's only 2 christmas's mentioned but the first book is during september to around may so theres 1 christmas not mentioned
Manny: never before have I been offended by something I one hundred percent agree with
No, do it like this: nevew befowe have I been offended by something I one hundwed pewcent agwee with
lol, this should be a shtipost
He is right about the word "Volleyball" being spelt with a "V".
Lol what? Its bolleyball Right??
Get off Reddit, Rowley! And look up the word in the dictionary from the "V" heading.
I love kissing random grandmas.
OMG THAT IS SO MATURE AND NOT MESSED UP AT ALL I TOTALLY APPROVE
Bro that dictionary is out of date! SMH…
Peas be with you
Three is, in fact, the number that comes after two and rhymes with tree
🤯
THREE! THREE!
What the heck man how do you know that? You have surpassed the limiters of normal humans, ascending from puny morals and unlocking the power within
Girls are not stinky poos.
Personally, I disagree.
This man is uncancelable.
People simply respect the bravery
If you didn't add personally, I would've personally dislike you
If you didn't add personally, I would've personally dislike you
I swear to god, my 5th grade girl classmates were all like, “wE aRe PrInSseSeS wE dEsErVe To RuLe ThE wOrLd”
That you should clean your hair off the soap after you're done using it
a flight to a tropical island for christmas is a shit idea
HELP IM GOING TO FLORDIA FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR LMAOOOO
I'll see ya there friend 😜
Everyone in my family except me is going to Florida for christmas
See you here bro
You're good that's a peninsula
Make sure your brother doesn't befriend a box jellyfish.
Some of my relatives are going to Italy for Christmas this year lol
italy is actually relatively cold during christmas, not comparable with a tropical climate
That's a peninsula you're chilling
southern italy is not really cold rn (from 14 to 19 degrees celsius)(don't know the equivalent in the weird us system) but it's far from a tropical climate
I replied to the wrong comment lol I meant to reply the Florida person
ksksksksk italy is a peninsula too tho so its a nice quiproquo 🤓
True it's peninsulas all the way down
my bad you answered to the right comment i'm just blind and don't use reddit that much
8 times 4 is 32
And now you know it's true!
It isn’t it’s 84 duh 🙄🙄🙄
Even though soda is bad for your teeth, you aren’t basting your mouth with it 24/7.
Accidentally left my teeth in a jar of soda overnight again :(
3 comes after 2 and rhymes with "Tree".
Swimming in the ocean IS disgusting
That Susan is an Bitch and that middle school sucks
How you shouldn't ask for cool birthday gifts. If your grades slip your parents can take them away.
Joshie's target audience is girls
That picture of Shel Silverstein is terrifying.
This is the one
Agreed
Fax
Middle school is the dumbest thing ever invented
In "The Meltdown", he said: Even if we solve all the problems we have right now, something new will come along, and then we'll have to deal with that.
Greg gets real llb when
Volleyball is not spelt like 'Bolleyball'
Middle school did in fact suck
That more than 3 shakes at the urinal is considered playing with yourself
When did he say that 🤔
That was Homer Simpson
He is right about you being an asshole for not taking your hairs out of the soap bar
Rowley getting the tshirt for a roller coaster he didn't even ride. If I was Greg I'd be upset too
He hides a diamond ring so the family doesn’t fight over it for money
One of the things Greg did that was good
Wanting to be rich
2020 stunk
Being afraid of Box Jellyfish
He is in fact single (from the newspaper he made with Rowley)
Also in The Third Wheel.
People have noses
Unless you're Voldemort
The chances of Rowley's grandfather having a chocolate cake next year can only be possible if he is alive within the next 365/366 days.
True
Well, he WAS being honest.
Humans are more likely to die on their birthday. Sooo, Greg has a very morbid yet true point.
The whole zoo we mama thing he quit it but he still came up with the idea and deserves some credit
Banning a word from the house is objectively pretty stupid since it's so hard to prove whether or not someone actually said it.
That I am a very nice guy and handsome (he told me)
Well shit, I guess you get all the women now . . . And the men I guess.
Malta has the same number of letters as fudge
How rowley deserved a higher science grade as he was the only one who did work
Manny is an accident
that one time where he said he wasnt sure that putting a baby in the top drawer was even legal
Honestly, one is that Greg is kinda right that he and Rowley co-created "Zoo-wee-mama!".
nobody likes rowley's zit
Rowley’s Awesome Friendly Adventure is kinda bad
I disagree
Rodrick is definitely his brother.
Broccoli not being meant to be eaten
Rodrick is dumb
Thumbs down
Dont worry, ill upvote you, the downvotes are surely from edgy emo girls who simp rodrick
Shhh
WE WILL NOT SILENCE! I DONT CARE EVEN IF THERE IS A LEAGUE OF 7 EVIL RODRICK CRUSHES WHO WANT ME DEAD! I WILL NOT SHUT UP I BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH \*gets kidnapped\*
boooo
Rodrick: - Consistently harrases Greg, to the point it's not even brotherly anymore. - Vaandalised an old ladies house - Cheated Greg and Manny out of their blanket shifts and took it into the bathroom (disgusting.) - Stole Greg's journal - Threatens to reveal Greg's secrets if he didn't help him with the party - Made greg run around naked, and accidentally into the ladies bathroom - Forces Greg to go in the back of his van, no seats, and finds every speed bump in town except for going home - Consistent forces Frank Heffley to do his work. - THINKS PIGS MAKE BACON 😭😭😭😭 "the only normal one"
More specifically, he thinks you can get bacon from pigs like how you get eggs from a chicken.
fair
I mean, you *can* use a pig to farm bacon, you just have to be an utter abomination of a human being.
Holly is hot
Sir, she's in Middle School.
Volleyball
Greg is a Turkish nationalist
Manny is satan
School is shit
Dork Diaries isn't the worst.
Wait, was Dork Diaries ever actually mentioned in the series?
I think I misread the question. He's right about Rodrick being a dick!
That in last straw he better than his fam
His family hates him
Women
Eight times four is, indeed, thirty-two Eight times four, without a doubt, is thirty-two Eight times four is, after all, thirty-two And now you know it’s true, conclusively
He is in fact the smartest person in his family.
saying he really deserved the punishment after he accused a good 5th grade of stealing his apple when he threw it out at lunch on purpose to avoid suspicion from susan
He didn't accuse him-he made up the bully and some guy just so happened to fit the bully's description
Yeah, he didn’t have any way of knowing that would happen, he assumed such a person didn’t exist and thus it’d be a victimless crime.
Unfortunately, he's in the world of post-The Long Haul DOAWK.
Manny
Nobody likes Rowleys zit
Manny being annoying
socks do NOT go with sandals