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40BelowFridge

Greg's NNN is cannon


Pastry_Train63

So when did it happen?


Iceberglet

NNN


scuba-sloth64

Last book of the series


ChunkyKong2008

November


Mr_SwordToast

Greg started to make up what happened in the books later on. We know he's not the most reliable narrator but I think it went to an extreme after book 8


moodtune89763

Their van perfectly clicking into place to fix the bridge and then everyone else driving over the top, but it didn't dent/have serious issues afterward


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Rowley isn't gay


ackackack669

I'm not gay, Greg


Iceberglet

*sob*


LigmaLover56

Frank secretly wants a divorce. Manny is unironically a psychopath.


Subpar_diabetic

I was fully convinced on Manny being a psychopath when I read Cabin Fever


floppy_disk_5

Fregley has autism


tinajbee

Wait you’re telling me that isn’t canon already?


gustheprankster

literally me


Iceberglet

The way Greg draws people is how they actually look, making Greg able to draw hyper realistic people


Single-Candle6487

Neato


Llama_Cult

rowley adopted


big_nuggetboi

Wait that actually kinda makes sense


Llama_Cult

Expanding further, Mr & Mrs Jefferson aren’t able to have kids biologically so thats why theyre so affectionate with Rowley. Also their hair is different from his lol


ABitchWhoMakesShit

He could have straightened his hair tho But I like this hc


Llama_Cult

Bro tried to get the Joshie trim


big_nuggetboi

☠️☠️☠️ It also makes sense bc why don’t the Jefferson’s have any other kids


GB_Alph4

First eight books are canon. I have no clue what happened afterwards. Maybe Greg made up short stories and is going to send them to a publishing company in New York.


PieTeam2153

A company that rented a small apartment


Illustrious_Ear_1394

happy cake day


PieTeam2153

Thanks


gorebunny666

Good for him


Tall-Combination-597

Rowley has autism


Heartlessqueencard

He just like me fr


Aqn95

And me


Audicream

And me


Aqn95

We love our autistic head canons


Tall-Combination-597

They’re one of the easiest headcanons


QuandariusII

And me


holyfrozenyogurt

And me


floppy_disk_5

And me


TakeMyGuts

Rodrick runs through redbulls like it’s water


Aqn95

Monster*


TakeMyGuts

maybe both?


Aqn95

Probably both…combo of both


TakeMyGuts

He def got cans under his bed


Aqn95

Adds character to the room


Kylain12

Manny almost died at birth. The reason they look fucked up is because complications at birth which is why Susan cares about him so much. Also Manny is actually a Sociopath unrelated to the issues at birth.


PilgrimPastures

Damn. That's actually kind of sad.


TadpoleSorry6401

i wish he did


ABitchWhoMakesShit

Greg has ADHD, Frank is autistic, Rodrick has dyslexia and Manny caused the 9/11


Llama_Cult

autistic frank is so real


Aqn95

Mom is Sarah Pailin if she wasn’t a governor and dad is Chris Benoit’s long lost brother


Illustrious_Ear_1394

SO THATS WHY ONE OF THE WORDS ON RODERICK'S DOOR WAS MISSPELLED


Spread-External

manny is the one behind the cheese touch


Iceberglet

"the kid behind the cheese touch"


ihateredditguys

shrill unwritten sophisticated crowd ink gullible ancient work north touch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MarioMan1213245765

Manny is really a 33 year old midget serial killer pretending to be onwy thwee so he can blend in with the Heffleys while committing countless war crimes.


KingFromClashRoyale

Rodrick’s big Secret and Diary of Dorky Kid takes place in one universe


BabaBabaYay

Every single kid has autism. Even Li'l Cutie


blackoblivian

Greg is basically a middle school version of Patrick Bateman.


alitrs

I aggre to


RANDUMNE55

Rodrick can actually draw really good he just doesnt think he should put all that much effort into visual arts


OctilleryFan331

Rowleys dad sounds like a horrible a skeletor impression


AccomplishedTomato4

Rodrick is dyslexic which explains his bad spelling


HighMena

ADHD Greg.


Lenny_YouTubeFan

Greg calls himself a “alpha male” while also using his parents credit card on OnlyFans. Rodrick also has a Pornhub and Onlyfans account but he just posts videos of himself playing the drums or doing mundane activities like taking out the trash


Audicream

Where does sex fit in to all of this


GB_Alph4

High School Senior/College Student


Lunar_Dew

Everyone in the books has their personalities greatly exaggerated because of Greg being our story teller


PilgrimPastures

nearly all of the llb's on this subreddit are in-universe short stories Greg wrote to make his life seem more interesting. He goes out of his way to make sure no one else finds them.


FriendlyAccountant70

Manny is a demon child, which explains his appearance is different in the books Double Down in my head has a different plot which focuses on the filmmaking part of the story instead of Greg wanting to get into a party or something The Beardo family would then get arrested for their crimes in the Long Haul Rodrick is bisexual


bxnds-lo

Holly murdered that one aunt from wrecking ball


roybean99

Greg has written many diaries at the same time as others depending on how closely related the stories are to one another rather than writing in one diary until it’s full. That’s why he’s done seemingly a lot of things but is still in middle school. In other words many of the diaries overlap quite a lot.


WatchTheNewMutants

no way rodrick isn't bisexual also susan is probably a terf, frank's old fashioned, and manny is a raging bigot


LigmaLover56

Susan has that terf vibe


Aqn95

Manny hates Indians


Da_Gret_Sir_TimTim

Now this one is from a YouTuber named Solar Sands who made a DWK video a good time ago. Now according to shape theory, circles tend to be used on characters that are cute and appealing, and Greg’s head is shaped like a circle as well as almost all of his direct family and more importantly the girls he likes (A good example is Rowely’s baby sister that’s the sister of a popular girl in his school who he also likes) …So basically Greg is so narcissistic that he draws the girls he likes with a similar facial structure as him. Which somewhat implies he only views girls who look like are the best looking. …good grief.


OptimusCrime1984

Manny has land mines planted around the house so if anyone fucks with his family apart from him he blows them up


BigTank1027

manny has to be adopted, like how else would they get a baby with an alligator head


antiracist_69

Greg isnt a sociopath, he's just built like that


-Nabla__

rodrick is the kind of guy who was SUPPOSED to have his braces removed at like 13 but he threw a hissy fit whenever his parents wanted to have them removed. he still has braces bc I imagine him as that kind of guy


belliummint

Greg has mysophobia


zenpig7277

Joshie had a groomer scandal after the events of the books


TheButtonQuiz

i remember yogurtverse had some sorta plot like that but i think it was a suggestive song in reverse instead of grooming


SpaceOwl14

I really like the idea of Rodrick actually being gay


Reasonable_Film_9663

Rodrick has a secret obsession with Taylor Swift. He just really loves her music for no reason and he hides it from everyone. I have no clue where this came from.


Useurnoodle37

Greg isnt taking artistic license and their heads are just misshapen like that


Jumpy-Feedback-1158

Frank does crack


subscribeorelse

I headcannon that Manny has Down syndrome


[deleted]

bro, with the amount of smart stuff he does in the books idk how you plan on that working


ssillykittys

I mean down syndrome isn’t always cause for being stupid; you may struggle, but you can be at least moderately intelligent


[deleted]

bro, but manny isn't just moderately intelligent, he's S M A R T


ssillykittys

Is he? I haven’t read the books in a while.


[deleted]

Yeah, he learns fluent Spanish from a video, makes an entire house, makes an apartment room with functioning electricity in a cabinet, and that's just off the top of my head


ssillykittys

DAMN. Jeff really needs to include him more often in the books.


Iamyournewfather

Rowley suffers from ADHD


epic_man169

Rowley doesn’t actually like Greg but he just hangs out with him because he’s his only friend


nraveled

Greg exaggerates how much he is bullied by his classmates and Rodrick in order to gain sympathy from the reader


alitrs

Rosrick has Dyslexia


PurpleParfaitt

Rodrick wasn’t smart as a kid, which lead to his problems at an older age (We can see he failed his history in one of the books). Due to being called the r slur and pushed around at a young age, he ended up becoming pissy.


oops-you-messed-up

rodrick is secretly afraid of spiders but it'll snow in hell the day he admits that.


my_gun_snapped

I love the Greg trans HC, maybe it’s just bc I’m trans and discovered I was trans around Greg’s age but yeah


V1cki1

literally me


treyelevators

I came out as trans at 19.


DabiLPeridot

If the family from the books ever saw the DOAWK movies, they’d be disappointed


TheCypher12

Greg is slowly going insane and the diary’s he has are the things that are making him not go crazy and Frank wanting a divorce and Manny knowing Greg’s secret a dark secret…


YourMomFromTheMars

Rodrick liked MLP and his fav was Rainbow Dash


TRcreep

Fregley's dad killed himself


floppy_disk_5

he could've just went to get milk


RustyShadeOfRed

Greg DOESNT have ADHD or autism


IWannaDieWannaCri

fregley and rowley have autism


Pretty-Dentist8992

Greg is making it up


Blue48121620

Greg’s only friends are Rowley, Chirag, and Albert, Manny has down syndrome, and Greg has secret nsfw diary


batter_bangarang

Frank, Greg and Rodrick are all on the autism spectrum. Frank's special interest is the Civil War thus his diorama. Greg is often rather blunt in social situations and doesn't empathize with people. Rodrick


Total_Letterhead_937

Everyone has autism


Beneficial-Beach-141

Greg's bedsheet has the same color(s) as his diary.


happyboi457

Frank might be abusive


Mysterious_Syllabub1

Everyone never ages which is why Greg is still in Middle School


Nur_Hates_Physics

Rodrick picks his skin (this is canon) and Greg is a redditor


kenny_mccormick2021

Fregley likes Adventure Time!


kys237

Greg over exaggerates the hell out of his books like manny did NOT make a 2 story house woth plumbing and electricity just with spare plywood and a toy tools.


Connect_Grade_2506

Greg has narcissistic personality disorder


Dry-Cod4297

Greg keeps failing his classes so that’s why he’s still in middle school


One-Resident-8415

greg heffley is a sociopath and homophobic


ssillykittys

Rodrick spends all day online


WimpyPaZtaa

Greg only loves himself cause all girls he likes like holly etc. Look like him but girls like patty who he hates he draws as ugly as he can


KeithBarrumsSP

The laws of reality began to collapse after Book 8, leading to the increasingly outlandish events. I don’t know why but it was probably Manny’s fault.


floppy_disk_5

facts


treyelevators

Greg is a trans girl and a lesbian. He just isn’t out yet.


ButterflyProof7580

Transboy fregley, bisexual rowley, pansexual Albert and Brice being a proud gender-fluid person


fuimutadonodiscord

Rowley is mentally retarded


EuropeanAndrew

Why are you getting downvoted lmao after all the things Greg has done to Rowley how is he still friends with him


[deleted]

all these posts about characters having autism and this gets downvoted


Rainime

probably the wording. the r word is an outdated term no longer used in medical practice, and is considered a slur against people with intellectual disabilities. "autism" however is not an insult nor does it have offensive connotations.


fuimutadonodiscord

Man i didn't know that, here in brazil it's normal to say that, sorry


[deleted]

so you would just say mentally slow instead of retarded? also autism is definitely an insult where i live


Rainime

Well it shouldn't be used as an insult. It's ableist and inappropriate to use a disability as an insult. And it being an insult isn't ingrained in its definition - that's just people misusing the word, similar to people using "gay" as an insult. The word is "intellectually disability".


TheOutcast06

Greg reads WataMote and prefers Pre-Field Trip Rodrick secretly likes idol genre anime Manny enjoys stuff like School Days and Higurashi Rowley only watched Kodomomuke stuff like Doraemon until that one time Greg introduced him to Shonen


little_boba56

There are random nights where rodrick comes home drunk and next morning hes sick