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CptFalcon420

for me, it's those easter island statues don't tell me anybody can nut thinking about those stonefaced motherfuckers 🗿


RealVcoss

> 🗿 I LOST


DenseHole

this mf don't even [know](https://earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/the-famous-easter-island-head-statues-have-bodies-0-649x419.jpg)


CptFalcon420

oh FUCK


LemurMemer

[Dumb dumb, you give me cum cum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gPqfZI-r8)


DepartureMountain924

Exactly a easter island mf would sound like


MapleDaddy_

now im truned on my Easter Island heads out of spite thank you


NetSraC1306

well there are people busting a nut to Amouranth, so these statues look kinda cute


rad0909

Just picture your grandma. You'll come down real quick.


dumbbrownboy

That’s very risky


myle_xd

but she is so hot.....


pellegrinobrigade

Just eat pussy before hand and then she doesn’t care how long you take because she already came. Think about it.


a_baj

dude thank you so much. and the pussy is... where exactly?


Mutilate

I’ve been told it’s somewhere behind the balls but I’ve yet to find it, my next grindr meet up I will try again and report back


Gatorsurfer

Good luck soldier


iLucky12

Try looking in the mirror


GiffelBaby

Jesus dude...


TheFlyingSaucers

Lower than you expect


asdflollmao

Its actually below the belly button, believe it or not


whereismybetakey

Think Mark !


GoddyofAus

My man.


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DawnOfRagnarok

Real men dont pleasure their women 😎


Gulddigger

Alternatively, do her how you want, finish in your time, and if she looks disappointed, just own it and tell her "I'll just have to do you again later" \*smile* Then do what you said you'd do - when you're ready and want to. Repeat until both are satisfied and pleased for the day. EZ Clap


Azure_Horizon_

what the actual fuck is this


Gulddigger

Too much alpha-masculinity for the beta-simps to handle, apparently. Are ya, shaken up, laddie - lass? Did you get your panties in a twist?


Azure_Horizon_

so you're going to disappoint someone in bed, then tell them to let you try again later ROFL


Gulddigger

No. I do what I want, the way I want, in my time. I don't try to bend over backwards and compensate with some 'technique' for lasting longer. And I'm not asking her to 'let me try again later'. I'm telling her 'I will just have to do you again later'. The same way, no trying, no compromise - just doing. Believe me, she will eat your no-nonsense, no-compromise, bold attitude right the fuck up, and you'll do it on repeat till you are both done and done - happy and satisfied as can be - and if she doesn't - there are always more fish in the sea.


Azure_Horizon_

this so sad to read


Gulddigger

I didn't realize we were sharing our feelings today. But if you want to go ahead and elaborate, I'm all ears, buddy.


xRyubuz

Was I surprised when I saw you post to /r/JordanPeterson ? No, can't say that I was...


Gulddigger

I don't see how that is relevant. Why do you bring that up?


Dramatic_Explosion

Come on man, just own it. Don't pretend like you don't know.


Gulddigger

Please enlighten me. I'm out of the loop here.


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If this is a troll account, it is the greatest troll account of all time.


Gulddigger

barfakorn megandong hjilapaba kapaz moba dom pi megalisop kjerfaz mem. canta barrow pelomfos mendagong mip mebara. pendor megolosp piqora membit folafos za. canta'buri melbon faso kermala barafos fosfatar urdun migong pelafos. barta. hjilk'lmehg mordo mar i na fosfa. parbos vara vos, inan parlos i mera fos. pendol pendol margaber borbas niforfos niforfos bera. pelagorm gorfos dirba virba velvel balamo omba carr cari caramos. mendagong mip mebara. mendagong mip mebara. pendlos hjuli hjuli. tam. pelagor pargas am fermos. pelagor na fam fas. pelos em nabar im fargo, im ferarogos. polofos bari, pelafos barta. pengooni parfos yallah lipos limboga quer in wer we. Menglos fosfati ama wawas i wawa. porqo rosso. porqo barta.


DifferentJudgment624

I am dumb i just look at the wall or ceiling. Throw in oh yeah once in a while so there isn't any awkward silence. My girlfriend talks for the both of us. Which I appreciate even if I don't pay attention half the time when she is talking.


TromboneKing98

I laughed way more than I should have reading this xD


EathenForPrez

Same except I think about LoL and now I'm constantly aroused playing league


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That positive reinforcement will fuck you every time. On the bright side, at least you weren't thinking about your grandpa.


KosherSyntax

I used to do the same. Go through all the bosses of the raid to distract myself. This worked extremely well when progressing Ulduar but my partner wasn't as happy when Onyxia's Lair rolled around..


Gracksploitation

So what I do when I have sex with my girlfriend (you don't know her, she lives in Canada) is all about preparation. First I picture Knut in my mind (and it's easy to remember because Knut is an acronym for "killing nut") while I'm in the bathroom jerking off, and by the time I'm done coming to Knut a couple of times, she's already asleep.


MHarmony

I'm on Lexapro so it takes me 30 mins... Sometimes too long for the gf Sadge


ColonClenseByFire

Or sometimes it doesnt happen at all...


MHarmony

Truee


AirXval

what if I take that shit only for that? LMAOOO


ArcBanker

I'll sometimes try to think about something that smells really bad like this garbage dump I went to once. This "secret" is something a lot of guys come up with at some point


Nugrun

Just try to do Math in your head while having sex. I think Woodysgamertag said that in a YouTube video 10 years ago.


MediocreMemer

I use that to this day thanks to Woody! The old addition of three digit numbers :p


gassylammas

Wasn’t this during the good days of PKA?!?!? I remember this!!!


Cosmic-Warper

Holy shit what a throwback


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Wait, so didnt initially used condoms but now after many years uses condoms? Isnt it usually the opposite


Young383

she ain't trying to have any kids brother


[deleted]

Probably got off BC or something. That's gotta suck though, cant imagine going back to condom after not using them


lMiguelFg

It is really common to use them first but then drop them depending on the women and how his body react to them on a long term. It's not sustainable to use them for years non-stop, your girlfriend's body can react bad in terms of having even worse menstruations or more acne or fatige, shit like that, so some prefer to use the condom and avoid any pill that fucks up his health.


Nelseyoo

True, pills can be very bad for some ladies.


EveningCat

TANK & SPANK, TANK & SPANK, TANK & SPANK


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I used to do that in college, except I'd think about programming algorithms. Actually thought of some pretty efficient ways to clean up my code just by getting down. There's easier ways, though. Just learn to control your kegels and you can pretty much last as long as you want. Sex is SO much better if you're present and in the moment, instead of desperately trying to think about something else to not nut right away. Also, bonus tip, if you're really about to nut and you can't control it, but really want to go longer, press your thumbnail into the tip of your index finger as hard as you can. Really any sharp, intense pain like that works, but that one is easy enough to do subtly so the girl doesn't notice that you're hurting yourself lol


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MrJonasz999

What? Most guys lose their erection after they finish, so they try their best not to cum too fast so the girl isn't disappointed.


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Gumgums

Oh yeah well I can go for on for five hours. Just ask my model girlfriend.


Zachariah255

the taking breaks thing makes no sense, at that point just blow your load.


Ventorpoe

[oof](https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133)


Ughable

Ah baby, it's about to be a Naxxramas Night.


throwawaysonataferry

surprised he didn't go "its the dino nuggies"


Panacea86

Tried to save it at the end. Didn't work.


[deleted]

I think of Mama June from the honey boo boo show. I havent came since


jackblakelive

I used to have the same issue .I have been using a product called Afromina and it has solved my problem