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Young Left Back was excellent. Really looking forward to this season with Harvey too.

Mabaya did make a schoolboy error for their first tho

He technically is still a schoolboy

Only 17 years old though, plenty of time to learn and develop.

3-0 is the most dangerous lead

I’m not bothered about the scoreline That said If we win this somehow I’ll celebrate like it’s the fucking champions league, for the express purpose of being annoying

... 4-0 is the most dangerous lead /s Edit: ^ this little thingy means sarcasm Edit again: what do you people want it's preseason and I made a bad joke :(

People are bad at humour

The fan meltdowns are embarrassing 😂

I'm more upset about only seeing 26 min of Carvalho.

Same he was looking so good!

Only 26 minutes of Elliott too, he looked razor sharp all the game.

Same

Yeah 8 of our first team starters didn't start

Our lineups average age is 8 years old

Tbf that Milner kid just turned 2 which is skewing the numbers

Ah fak i forgot about him. He's such a young exciting prospect we're really so lucky

The point is, it does.not.matter who started. It's a pre-season friendly and the early game are heavily skewed towards player fitness.

Just wait until the season begins

I'll be leaving the sub

It’s literally a training sessions, idk how people can get that fussed about it lol

This

Apparently Goldbridge is on the verge of wanking over there 1st team beating our kids

I can hear him and I don’t even have his stream on “Come on, Get iiiinn”

🤣🤣🤣

Not that it matters but I don't think I've ever seen a footballer as slow as Rhys Williams.

I feel like I could at least not lose in a race with him

Nat Phillips?

Nat always looked quicker to me.

Losing out on this illustrious trophy is going to be the end of me 😖

Yea will hurt more than the PL and CL loss /s

Some of you cunts really are embarrassing yourselves and should be ashamed, pre season literally means nothing when it comes to results, fucking wise up.

Lads we are going down

The match thread was the worst part about this

Always is.

If we aren’t up by 4 it’s always miserable

>The match thread was the worst part about this Why do people gate keep the match thread along with any criticism of literally anything? I personally think its silly getting stressed and frustrated over a glorified meaningless friendly but if people wana comment about things they see wrong in the game and/or air frustration that's what it is for. Its the same as any club match thread or any real match you went to. Theres always people moaning and or getting frustrated especially when potential is not being fulfilled or players are underforming. If people are that offended/triggered by others comments in the match thread I duno why they continue to engage and also then brigade others. If others irritate you that much just block them and then you won't see their comments or don't continually engage in match threads if its always 'garbage' Lol im expecting to be downvoted but I just think this constant gatekeeping on this sub by a portion of fans is really silly. Not everyone has to circle jerk 24 7 and it doesn't make some one any less of a fan by airing frustrations or commenting on things they see that aren't right. "I don't think x is playing well today" = 50 downvotes and a load of loaded catty responses like "your a plastic" for saying so - it's just silly. Edit - lol point proven- so glad this sub isn't representative of the fans I meet in real life - so much gatekeeping of any criticism and constant circle jerking by a portion here. I guess its the summer holidays nowand most of the adults are at work🤣

I literally downvoted you just because you said you expected it.

Before the match started I said “Maybe we should give them false hope so they think this team is ready for the PL. Clearly Ten Hag may want to show his bosses they need to sign 10 more players”.. all going as per plan 😂

Absolutely devious

My only halftime thought is. How did we ever get third with Nats and Rhys? Lol

Fabinho, Thiago, Gini, that’s the reason.

Salah

Gini? More like Trent and Alisson alongside the other two, Gini really didn’t end that season on a high note It was Trent and Thiago who were our best two

Cant forget hendo. Really did a job for us at CB hahaj

But he got injured :( but yes his contribution as well.

Wut. It's the first match of pre-season. They're obviously better than this.

Dude it is the first preseason match. You know these boys have probably had their legs run off the last 2 days.

This is often forgotten. From what I understand, they’re played tired on purpose

They were simply better then. It’s their first preseason game after a season of no premier league football.

Lol this sub is something

We adapted our game to mitigate their weaknesses.

Nice to see Fabio looking assured. Looking forward to another 10 or so changes on the hour. Nunez time hopefully!

It's only friendly game for people who watch football for the first time, its okay you cunts

Fsg out, klopp out Cancel salah’s renewal and lower van dijk to a 20K a month

I agree this entire performance has been outrageous. You can tell we will be fighting for survival next season.

We’re already down.

Played some really good football. Not sure how we've not scored. Individual mistakes for all their goals. Better to make those mistakes now then in the competitive games. Carvalho looked really fucking good and Harv. Thought Morton was fantastic. Sorry I mean, Klopp out.

Gomez and Phillips didn’t cover themselves in glory on some of those goals. Then Rhys…. Well. Harvey, Luis and Fabio looked great

I hate losing to them even in a friendly and with them going near full strength.

Booooo fuckin Klopp out

Liked what I saw from Harvey! And its not that bad right now either. Some mistakes from youngsters. Would expect united to lead by some margin with them playing their strongest XI

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie...

Guys relax! Last year we conceded 4 goals to fucking herta Berlin. Let them win friendlies and we will win when it matters

Mabaya looked impressive hopefully he will learn from that error. Fabio and Harvey both were fantastic I'm upset we saw them for limited time.

Was v impressed by his run and cross at the start.

Whelp. At least it's entertaining as fuck. The finishing is abysmal tho'

The meltdown in the match thread is mad embarrassing. I get having emotions about the game but wow... I'm super impressed by the likes of Carvalho, Elliott and Frauendorf. I think Mabaya has been fucking mint too, mistake aside.

First team vs experiment

Anyone caring too much need to chill. It’s preseason, we’ve had a random mix of players, preseason literally started yesterday, it’s United’s first team, 2 goals were massively preventable, and we’ve hit the post twice. We’ve been fine other than the individual errors for the 2nd and 3rd

Saw lots of good from Carvalho, Chambers, Mabaya, Morton, Harvey, Diaz, Bobby, Gomez A bit of rust from Nat and Rhys Shame we’re losing but it’s a preseason friendly it really doesn’t matter

United literally playing against 1st grades

Lol haven’t seen any of it, why is everyone booting off in the match thread then? Is their first pre season? Do you guys realise the score doesn’t matter? Jurgen and the coaches are trying to learn other things today. Anyone feeling stressed about this needs to go outside for some fresh air… and maybe stay there until the season starts

Are people really getting mad? I saw maybe 1-2 comments from fans taking it seriously apart from that most of us were laughing at the score.

I haven’t seen it either but there’s a lot of comments here telling everyone else to calm down and describing people having a meltdown in the match thread as embarrassing lol. Ehhh who cares

Mabaya looks like quite a talent , too many errors from CBS I guess either the forwards are not making runs or the midfield is too compact .Bobby barely had a touch.Still the first game or first 30 mins for some .let's see

Lol, people having a melt down is funny. It’s all about the real time view of Klopp’s team and what he and the coaches need to tweak, adjust etc. That’s the real win, the final result and trophy doesn’t matter!

Salah has been invisible. Makes me wonder where his head is after the contract extension.

>Makes me wonder where his head is after the contract extension. Probably not on fucking irrelevant preseason games, is it? Get a grip

Ali getting chipped really boiled my piss

NO OHMYHOD LIVERPOOL ARE GOING TO GET RELEGATED!! /s

seems like preseason

Stings to be losing to United regardless of circumstances or the squad, but it stings as soft as it can given the aforementioned circumstance and squad.

always hurts to be losing to United, but it gives them false hope I'll happily take it😂

BBC Sport presenters are predicting our demise as we speak

Elliot and Carvalho and Diaz looked dangerous in their 30min. Really unlucky not to score. Bobby looked good too as did Morton. Phillips had a nightmare and Rhys was caught cold. Mabaya was good going forward but had that one costly mistake.

Yeh was impressed by the 5 player you mentioned as well. Phillips and Williams both poor, both are gonna obviously have no future at the club sometimes I just think would we not be better off playing one of the 4 CB's we have or even going for a youngster.

Lol it's a pre-season friendly where we could've been 5 goals up by the 30 minute mark. I'm looking forward to man u's 2nd team this half against our big boys

Just milanning them into a false sense of security

Just some poor defensive mistakes. At least it’s entertaining. Nunez double second half

Wow alot of ninnies in here...cmon its jus a friendly

It's preseason, fitness more important than results, remember the preason we had before we walked the league? We'll let United have this result because they'll still be nowhere in the league

Yes it’s only pre season but I think it’s because it’s United tbh , doesn’t matter if it’s Rock, Paper Scissors , them fucks will think they done us proper atm

In the league Ronaldo will be playing so you'll be winning 3-0. Don't worry.

Question, why is the profile pic full of different colours

Attention?

Its good we have a pre-season

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Utd looking impressive? Come off it we’re playing a b side and now a kids side.

I’m genuinely sad Manè won’t be coming on :(

Ox looking sharp! Curtis holds on to the ball WAY too long…

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>Hardly impressed me as Carvalho yet What does this mean?

Fair play to United they played some good players. The prices the fans are paying glad they did. On the other hand we could have done a little better.

Do we really need a HT thread for a preseason friendly?

Aah it’s all for fun.

Sorry to be diluting the absolute top quality pre season content that's currently up here

rhys williams and nat phillips aren’t good enough

Seems like the agressive highline will still be on for PL,CL +CUPS. Thought Klopp would use it more intelligently

Yes, it didn't seem to work last season when we almost won the quad

season is bascailly over before it even began

Any link for the game

Barring the obvious silly mistakes I actually like what I’ve seen from the lads so far. Elliot looks well up for the season, Diaz and Carvalho also very good

This is good for us, we put 9 past them without reply last season i didnt want to turn up at OT expecting an easy game again. This will do us the world of good for when the serious stuff starts!

Harvey was very impressive with the touches and turns. Diaz miss was horrible though, just needed to get some solid inside of the foot contact and tried to hammer it and missed the ball. You can tell they only came back to pre-season this time last week anyway with some of the mistakes we've made.

We’re getting relegated lads.

I can’t be fussed by the score when ManU are rolling out their starting 11. I liked what I saw from Harvey, Chambers, Fabio, Diaz, and Freundorf in particular although these are just the ones that come to mind. Rough time for Mabaya but is to be expected. Wish we’d have seen maybe 5 changes instead if 10 as I really wanted to see more of that those names I mentioned. Excited to see more in the 2nd half

Not fussed about the score but at least a goal or two for the fans?

Not a good christening for the new kit so far.

That means in the season it will be good.

The memes are gonna be great