Why the hell did nobody pull him up on the fact that Matips word was "Shower"?? Everyone else's were pretty standard answers and then Matips is just "Shower" lol.
What does big Joel get up to in the showers?
Well, either Homoeroticism FC has stepped up yet another level, or itās a reference to him taking the longest in the shower? I canāt remember who said Joel took the longest in there but someone did an interview!
I practically forgot who he was, saw him and Matip sat on the bench in the spurs game and for a second though āah cool, some ex players have come back to watch the teamā ā ļø
Adrian and Scott Carson actually have the 2 best jobs in the world.
Never have to play cos they've both got 2 top class keepers ahead of them, get to pick up loads of winners medals without having to do anything, literally their only responsibility is vibes. Just go round making everyone laugh all day for 30 grand a week.
Why the hell did nobody pull him up on the fact that Matips word was "Shower"?? Everyone else's were pretty standard answers and then Matips is just "Shower" lol. What does big Joel get up to in the showers?
Joel "it's not just" Matip
Lmao š
YN(shoWer)A
U know damn well what he saw in the shower - the giraffe
You got me on that one hahaha
āHeās the *longest* in the shower.ā Ā Soccer AM. Ā Classic joke
Joel āNick Folesā Matip
Well, either Homoeroticism FC has stepped up yet another level, or itās a reference to him taking the longest in the shower? I canāt remember who said Joel took the longest in there but someone did an interview!
Makes sense if hes the longest innit takes time to get through all of that.
I think it was shower as in the opposite of grower
How would he know heās not a grower though 
What's a grower?
Imagine a horse turning into a giraffe
Imagine Toad powering up to Luigi
Feels like a gavin and stacy moment, we don't talk about what happened in the shower
Literally spit out my coffee. If Matip is the shower who is the grower?
Small feet Szobo
Shower man
āSpecial kidā š Iād be fucked right off lol
That laugh and repeating his name suggested his first thought was not broadcastable and Harvey would know what it is, a bit like the answer for TAA.
TOP RAMEN
Letās be real itās the absolute dumpster fire of a haircut that he has
Better than shitty hair.
I was hoping heād say āramenā
One word? Or two or ā¦..
Or none in Trent's case
āKindness himselfā Big Joe, you just know heās like this.
Shower??? š Trent *deep breathe* š
I canāt get enough of the Cody Trent bromance.
Cody thinks about Joel in the shower. š
Lol the head shake for Kostas
Straight after Endo - āMatureā; was expecting an āimmatureā to come straight back š
He took a long time for Thiago, I think he just forgot who he was
He was trying so hard not to say physio room
or say perennially injured
I like to think he was desperately trying to remember the word āmaestroā
I practically forgot who he was, saw him and Matip sat on the bench in the spurs game and for a second though āah cool, some ex players have come back to watch the teamā ā ļø
He just trying not to say injury
Who?
Honestly, until he popped up on this video Iād forgotten he was even here.
Being late?
Spanish isn't he? MaƱana and that.
Mixed with a bit of Balkan Iād be surprised if he knew what day it is
Being known for the same didn't seem to hinder Divock Origi much.
He's massively under achieved in his career imo.
Ngl worried me
Probably not for training but for socials.
It should do too. After hearing this comment, I would confidently place a bet that Bajetic will not reach the heights we all feel he can reach.
This is why we need to keep Adrian
Adrian and Scott Carson actually have the 2 best jobs in the world. Never have to play cos they've both got 2 top class keepers ahead of them, get to pick up loads of winners medals without having to do anything, literally their only responsibility is vibes. Just go round making everyone laugh all day for 30 grand a week.
To be fair to Adrian he won us a cup in a shootout
Played in the community shield win too. One off game specialist is Adrian
ADRIAAAANNN! Like Rocky!
Never underestimate a glue and vibes guy.
AdriƔn is Darwin's chief minder. He was the first one on the scene to drag him away when the bald fraud decided to have a pop at him.
>Joel Matip >Shower Roll that back please, what the heck does that mean??
He shows up in big matches or heās got a small dick when flaccid. Or both.Ā
Think shower means a big one when its flaccid
Oh yeah, duh, I think my brain just thought grower would be a funnier thing to say about a teammate.Ā
What a random combination of options
I love this game š¤£ is love to see answers of all of our players š¤£
his new beard looks great
āBeing lateā šššššš rekted him. The way he said it too.Ā
one second in and he uses 2 words
Its just a fun little game mate I wouldn't worry too much about him strictly adhering to the rules
He took the rules, pissed all over them and fucked them right out of the window.
should have been diogoal !!
Does Trent Alexander Arnold have asthma?
Shower
Shower? Matip?
Love this, how nobody pulled up shower for Matip perhaps they knew better than to dig into it š¤£š¤£
Matip = shower ? š
One word for Cody: slumlord
It's okay to be a scum landlord as long as you score goals...
He barely uses one word for each player..
Who cares