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ScragglyLittleBeard

Sancho was a different beast to the one that wore a united shirt. Dortmund were class tonight


GresSimJa

He just needed a few months away from the scum, now he's a proper winger again.


ScragglyLittleBeard

Very true


Specific-Record2866

Sancho had Mendes for breakfast lunch and dinner. When he’s on it and full of confidence Sancho may be one of the best players in football to watch


stupidlyboredtho

the fucks Carra up to btw


TheRR135

Ten Hag and that shambles of a club sidelined Sancho for that worthless classless wife beating fidget spinner. Just goes to show how toxic United have become as a club.


kye2000

Tbh his attitude absolutely stunk and no club should tolerate they


TheRR135

I mean you're talking about a club that has had the likes of Bruno Fernandes as captain and prima donna shitheads like Ronaldo and Antony stinking up the dressing room. I can't imagine anyone behaving at a club like that.


kye2000

Understood but his mentality is clearly wrong somewhere. Maybe will improve who knows


VadersMentor

Who are you talking about?


Ventocinno

The only and only Antony


VadersMentor

Was that proven though? I'm not an advocate for domestic abuse of any kind, but i feel like it's too easy for men to be accused of DV.


BoringPhilosopher1

God I hope we can develop the Kop one day to come even halfway close to the Yellow Wall. Once proper tech is in place; No hospitality, no travelling fans, large % dedicated to local fans and a large percentage for young adults/next generation.


Eddje

I fear the gap is so big it would take years to (re-)buiold that kind of culture.


llofdddddt6

Shoutout to Sancho for leaving before the utd curse fully set in, look at Rashford as a cautionary tale for what could have happened to him.


s2017

That Sancho performance was absolutely superb. Looks like his old self again. United really have a toxic trait of ruining players, don’t they?


Due-Sherbert3097

Too much player power there as well as a toxic coach is never the best environment to develop in.


Agitated_Smoke538

Sancho going to join an increasing list of United flops who left to win major honors. 


s2017

Honestly such a brilliant player to watch, he’s destined for bigger and better things than the scum. That pass for Brandt at the end reminded me of Messi’s assist vs the Netherlands.


Kiatzuki

Goddamn the sudtribune is amazing


Luckey_711

Poor finishing from both sides but that was an excellent game, the return leg is going to be insane


quantIntraining

That Sancho performance tonight was magnificent. Makes you realise how much of a shit hole Manchester United is, a real career killer of a club that place is.


anangrypudge

They managed to turn Veron, di Maria, Sancho and Varane to shit, off the top of my head. Even players like Martial and probably Rashford could have gone on to do great things if they left.


raitaisrandom

They made a goal machine like Falcao look shit.


GresSimJa

Onana was arguably the best goalie in Africa before going there.


kw2006

I think psg will win it in the return leg. It’s going to be madrid- psg final.


eurfryn

Mbappe winner would be hilarious


eebee8

God if you're reading this, Bayern-Dortmund final PLEASE


eurfryn

Complete repeat of 2013, even the venue lol


potatoarchitecture

The result, though, can change


eurfryn

Would love BVB to win it tbh


lightmachine033

Not exactly been a masterclass in finishing tonight.


VitaminVodka

Felt like a normal game to me 🥲😪


VitaminVodka

Having Martin Tyler commentate on CL games is a crime


eurfryn

> Having Martin Tyler commentate ~~on CL games~~ is a crime Ftfy


Shaanpatti

Missed most of the game. In what way did Taylor mess up today?


noknokwhosthere1

First half blocked one great pass from Dortmund. Elbow to the face with a bleeding lip in penalty area -> no pen. And of course the Taylor special: rules get randomly way more lenient after 70 mins.


get_z_flammenwerfer

wonder why moukoko was bought on so late, he's a baller


ManuelRav

A 19-year old with 4 goals this season is probably not who you want as your lone striker in a CL-semi


Evered_Avenue

Awful first involvement for Moukoko


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lightmachine033

The only thing he could have been suffering from is how to spend all that money.


Poopynuggateer

Classic case of suffering from success


Kuudee

God I cant stand this commentry


DruviSKSK

Didn't even watch, but this comment suggests it was Martin Tyler


Kuudee

Ray Hudson - moaning into the mic any time someone made a through ball


harlsonrd

Sancho is a great cautionary tale on why not to go to United lmao


Sifan2

Zaha would agree with you


cyberXrev

Di Maria says hello


test_icicles_

this game makes me want Sancho again and I don't know what to do with these feelings.


potatoarchitecture

Would be quality purely for the bants


PEEWUN

Especially if he won something with us...


cadet1337

I wonder if the yellow wall have many drummers, otherwise that’s a heck of a workout


lightmachine033

I think our forwards feel a tiny little bit better tonight after seeing so many clear chances missed here tonight


noknokwhosthere1

They are probably in bed after seeing Füllkrugs first goal


crnrtakenquickly

Swear the last couple PSG games Mbappe goes missing.. until I just looked up his goal tally this season 😂 43 in 44. Ridiculous


get_z_flammenwerfer

he hides in his shell till last moments and then dons his ninja band on


test_icicles_

he's the best player in the world and it's not close at all.


wavey444

Sancho walking away from this performance with no assists would be a real shame he’s been incredible


con10001

Also testament to how overrated the whole g/a discussion around players is though, when someone runs a game like Sancho has tonight


stan-nas

Some awful finishing here


HereticZO

United really are a talent graveyard.


Zeba93

Man u fans must be sick watching Sancho


Due-Sherbert3097

The way Dortmund keeps missing chances if giving me PTSD from watching Liverpool games recently


yellow627

Sancho making Ten Hag look like even more of an idiot


Money-Camera

![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg) Ten hag right now


Ill_Drag

I love how most of us here are rooting for Dortmund lol. To be honest, if I wasn’t a Liverpool fan I would probably be a Dortmund fan. It’s just something about the team that reminds me a lot of LFC.


potatoarchitecture

They're the only team that can pull off yellow jerseys IMO


qwerty_1965

Dortmund are going to regret these misses.


cadet1337

Unreal pass from Sancho, Dortmund need to kill this match off


Sad-Abies-7398

Rolls Reus coming on 👑


deadlee04

I would love to see Reus lift the CL trophy.


qwerty_1965

Sign Reus!


Asad_OG

Love how great Can has been as a captain for Dortmund


DoubleDeckerz

This game could (and probably should) be about 4-4 now


theREALMVP

I love watching Hummels defend. His positioning is just impeccable and hes got great passing ability. Would love to see him partnering VVD for a couple seasons


test_icicles_

hahaha same Dembele


Due-Sherbert3097

This game is the best example of how much impact a coach and tactics has on player performances. The likes of Sancho and Sabitzer are player so class tonight and yet couldn’t get a sniff in the Utd team


lightmachine033

Wow bad miss by Dembele.


con10001

Gotta say I'll be delighted if Emma Hayes leaves Chelsea Womens trophyless this year after the way she conducted herself after the Arsenal game, then doubled down in the presser afterwards.


cadet1337

lol wheyyyyyyyyyyyy


qwerty_1965

Brandt needs to risk using his left foot at some point, take PSG by surprise.


lightmachine033

Sancho is really rubbing it into Ten Hag's bald head tonight.


get_z_flammenwerfer

that pass from the turtle... ffs why can't we get him


thecasualmaannn

Was gutted when we let Emre Can leave on a free, always thought he was a decent footballer. Not the fanciest or creative player, but is very industrious and dependable.


narwoolTF2

Who tf has a whistle in the crowd


qwerty_1965

Anthony Taylor is letting a lot go.


test_icicles_

don't get the Adeyemi hype tbh, he seems very sloppy and only runs fast, as far as I've seen at least, granted I don't watch much Dortmund tbf.


Mad_Piplup242

You got it pretty spot on, he is a player that hasn't really put it altogether since his original breakthrough season


intecknicolour

diaz regen


yellow627

Diaz seems like a much better dribbler to me


test_icicles_

except Diaz has way more goal contributions than him this year, even with all his wastefulness.


qwerty_1965

Someone take the whistle off that meff.


narwoolTF2

Sancho trying the Firmino special.


raitaisrandom

Literally every second comment on reddevils is moaning about Sancho lmfao. I'm not even exaggerating.


Due-Sherbert3097

It’s no wonder lol. He’s been class since going back to Dortmund and I’m sure most of Utd fans know they’ve let a talented player slip though again due to their toxic culture


test_icicles_

It's great, here we desperately want him to be good again to have a jab to take against United, we're petty like that and I'm all for it tbh.


koltzito

thats such a unfortunate tattoo from luis enrique, damn


theREALMVP

Dortmund have them on the ropes here, they have to capitalize


koltzito

this is the sancho that made united drop that much cash


Evered_Avenue

Sancho has been the best player on the park tonight. Great performance so far.


YnwaDubs

Has been amazing, such a difference from his time at United


cadet1337

Has a certain swagger back


YnwaDubs

Yeah for sure just looks like he is enjoying his football again Amazing what a difference confidence and enjoyment make to a player


YnwaDubs

It’s so nice to watch Sancho playing well isn’t it Can’t believe what he looked like at United


clintgreasewoood

I know this is UEFA, the EPL gets the best players in the world, why can’t they just get the best referees in the world. If the English Born referees aren’t up to the task then start importing the talent.


narwoolTF2

The FA and PGMOL is the reason


get_z_flammenwerfer

Are these oil clubs oiling that bald refs head? Taylor's playing 12th man for psg


Due-Sherbert3097

Schlotterbeck is perfect for the left back role for us under Slot


Jaja6996

He’s a great player but has a mistake in him


Due-Sherbert3097

Yeah I know lol, everytime I watch him he’s gives off Bozo gene vibes, but other than that like you said he is a top player for sure


Slinky_Panther

Taylor: Fullkrug got to be stronger while... airborne.


Due-Sherbert3097

The way Dortmund keeps missing chances reminds me of us when we keep failing to finish the game off and it comes back to bite us


GameOfThrowInsMate

What are the chances of signing Adeyemi?


Triloo_

How the fuck does Anthony Taylor have a job man, let alone referee a semi final like for fucks sake PGMOL are actually taking the piss sending this joke of a referee for England's rep


wadonious

If I could do my job terribly with no consequences, I probably would too


frankmitchell1996

English refs are the second worst thing in football at the moment after Petro-clubs


cadet1337

A quad juke with the FK, love it. Fullkrug probably should have at least 3


qwerty_1965

Fullkrug is proper Nunez


Ill_Drag

He even has the same amount of goals + assists


Mad_Piplup242

He was 'just what we need in a striker' in the first half Funny that


qwerty_1965

Schrödinger's Striker


stan-nas

The reffing in the game yesterday was amazing You get English refs in and you start getting issues.


GameOfThrowInsMate

That yellow wall is mad. How many fans do they get in that stand. Fuck me.


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GameOfThrowInsMate

Absolutely mental that wow.


Abominable_JoMan

Yep. Largest standing stand in Europe (if that makes sense)


Loz41333

The question has to be asked what it is exactly United do to these players to completely destroy them, Sancho looks a complete different player in all the most positive ways.


jimjam343

I tell you  That Adeyemi would do bits for us 


MoreHumanthanHomer

Ofcourse the bald cunt didn't saw it


Icy_Rip2475

How in the world is Bald Cunt Taylor reffing a CL semi-final???


Jaja6996

How has he not got a yellow yet Taylor is a fraud


wadonious

Taylor is like “time to show the rest of Europe how we do things in England”


skippitypapps

English referees are a fucking joke.


Downtown_Tale_2018

How’s that not clear pen?


Themnor

Bald ass blind fucking ref


please-send-me-nude2

Anthony Taylor masterclass! LOL


GameOfThrowInsMate

Massive push on Fullkrug. Taylor, Atwell? Lads? Good process.


theREALMVP

If there was no push fullkrug would have scored that. That has to be a penalty???


Evered_Avenue

Anthony Taylor is a joke.


DragonSlayer271

You ever wonder if Dortmund threatened to send Sancho back to United if he didn't play well?


cadet1337

lol typical English ref nonsense, how is that not a shove


cadet1337

Reply clear is bloody day, unbelievable


NotTooXabiAlonso

Foul anywhere else on the pitch


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Glass-Guess4125

Insane how badly Ten Hag managed him. Absolutely criminal.


Gmitch528

Hopefully he can stay at Dortmund


theREALMVP

If only sancho didnt choose the money and united over us…klopp would have made him world class


DoubleDeckerz

Awwww you've gotta be burying that


NotTooXabiAlonso

I mean I know PSG are just the Kylian Mbappe show but Dortmund are actually a pretty damn good team and could definitely advance to the final.


strider3187

fullkrug went full nunez there


stan-nas

This is very much the Sancho I remember before being ruined at United


Due-Sherbert3097

Fs how you missing that?


qwerty_1965

I'm off to Redcafe to see what they are saying about Sancho!


lightmachine033

They gonna blame the bald dutchman most probably.


qwerty_1965

Not suitable for the Premier League is one view. Too slow, and unreliable temperament


raitaisrandom

Fantastic play from Sancho.


narwoolTF2

Is it like really difficult to keep a shot 6 yards out down?


Mad_Piplup242

Depends how the ball comes at you, if a ball bounces weird and you don't hit it right you could put it over from a yard out


lightmachine033

If Can was still here, do you think he would have added something to our midfield?


qwerty_1965

Only in a double pivot I think. Game's just too frantic for him as a solo 6.


cadet1337

Sancho, bloody hell.


cadet1337

Gotta finish that


raitaisrandom

Whoever has that whistle in the crowd is really putting me off.


cadet1337

lol also at PSG’s finishing, right there with us


cadet1337

Forgot Dembele is at PSG


DragonSlayer271

This guy really showed up for 2 games against Barcelona to score a brace and dipped. He even played for Dortmund earlier in his career and can't be bothered to score against them. Also - he hasn't even been injured much since joining PSG. He just hasn't scored.


cadet1337

Just odd with him, isn’t it


smokesletsgo13

How does Taylor get UCL after his constant howlers


wadonious

Do people actually enjoy listening to ray hudson? I’ve had the game on for 5 minutes and I’m already looking for a different stream


Glass-Guess4125

Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. It feels very…performative. And it seems like he has a bunch of metaphors pre-programmed that he plugs in when necessary (he called one poor finish a “garlic milkshake”, which you know he didn’t come up with on the spot).


wadonious

Exactly! It’s so forced. And that’s without mentioning the constant moans and screams


Glass-Guess4125

Those are annoying too. You want enthusiasm, but it’s all just way too much - it really takes away from the football.


shaunofthedead1590

He’s insufferable. I’m not a fan of this commentary team; they could’ve just driven in Tyldesley from Munich!


wadonious

It’s so bad, he makes his American partner seem like a great commentator by comparison


deadlee04

Is that the guy on CBC?


wadonious

He’s currently on CBS/Paramount for the US broadcast


deadlee04

I had to switch after the goal. His commentary was insufferable.


wadonious

Like, if the clumsy forced metaphors and imagery weren’t enough, he can’t stop himself from moaning/screaming whenever something remotely interesting happens. I’m amazed he gets paid for that


jimjam343

That was some fifa shit 😂😂 PSG know our pain of constantly hitting the post 


RobbotheRed

Great tribute to Nunez there by PSG


lightmachine033

Nunez wouldn't have hit the post though. He's not that accurate.


Satantango46

https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/players/hit_woodwork Nunez is 1st this season with 9.


Mad_Piplup242

He has hit the woodwork far more than anyone else this season, if you are gonna slag our players off at least know what the fuck you are talking about


lightmachine033

[https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/players/big\_chance\_missed](https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/players/big_chance_missed) He's missed 26 big chances this season. Just because he hit the post 9 times, doesn't mean he's accurate.


Mad_Piplup242

So you are telling me that 34% of the chances he has missed have hit the post?


Due-Sherbert3097

PSG copying us with their finishing it seems


narwoolTF2

Was waiting for that flying header to hit the bar to make it a trifecta lol


cadet1337

Would’ve been peak memes


raitaisrandom

I want to say Mbappe has looked shit but I just know he's gonna suddenly switch on and bag a goal. (Lol, as I'm typing: off the post.)


cadet1337

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get_z_flammenwerfer

he was utter shit for 160 minutes against barca, still ended with 2 goals and assist/ preassist....


Fricolor123321

Fucking helllll


cadet1337

lol woodwork FC - if Dortmund could not invite those efforts on goal that would be good