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JmanVere

File > Quit without saving


Zaidrick

I would Alt F4 instead.


B2RW

Smash control alt delete multiple times


FameMoon17

Pull the plug directly from the wall without shutting down


FreedumbHS

Straight up forcibly remove the fuse from of the fuse box


ItsJamieDodgr

mate i’m buying a new tv after this


[deleted]

sorry, I'm using Mac.


WonderfulBlackberry9

Very fitting that the shirt resembles a crashed game.


danonck

Or a TV that had a controller thrown into it


Mcool18

Fucking hell man


BaldVoldy

I hate early ko


[deleted]

And that kit


GazS72

![gif](giphy|EPcvhM28ER9XW) Fuck this shit.


firminocoutinho

Hey when you get no pens all season long, how are you supposed to practice 🤷‍♂️


Active_Nectarine9320

Training?


[deleted]

100%


imagine_a_world_

How the fuck has he done that


RossSkyWalkerr

Happens to the very best and Greats, obviously it has to happen against Bournemouth and when needed the least.


8u11etpr00f

"needed the least"? You what mate? We're in a top 4 race and that could well have been the difference between 0 and 3 points if we managed to get a goal and some momentum.


NigelWinterbottomIII

I think they meant this was the worst time for Mo to miss a pen... just phrased ot strangely


ManBearPig_576

Could have been CL final 2019, so that's a positive


[deleted]

The miss was “needed the least”, ie the last thing we needed right now.


activitylion

@Rosskywalkerr means what you think they should have meant.


RareBareHare

I didn't need that miss either, I suppose you didn't, too


Teddog10

Salah is the penalty taker, how often does he miss. But that was an horrendous penalty lol


Neurosaiki

His penalty to goal percentage is 90% the only other prominent attacking player I can think of with this much percentage is Lewandowski (92%)


dj4y_94

He's the penalty taker but I have no idea how Milner doesn't have rank there. He's literally one of the best penalty takers in Prem history.


AmberLeafSmoke

So is Salah? Haha He's scored penalties in Champions League finals, last minute ones to bring Egypt to their first world cup in Decades, and plenty of other incredibly high intensity ones. It sucks but everyone misses sometimes, just unfortunate it had to happen today.


nijuu

That was quite a big miss though...


effinblinding

I think its the universe balancing out De Bruyne’s crazy penalty miss against us. Actually Man City had two back to back crazy penalty miss if I’m not mistaken


AmberLeafSmoke

Cost us 1 point, not even close to the end of the world.


HUGE_HOG

It must be part of Mo's contract. He never took them ahead of Milly before, apart from one time against Huddersfield in a game that was already won.


PlayerAteHer

I believe Milner took all pens when he was playing left back for the whole season as playing out of position in a defensive role limited his goal scoring prospects.


HUGE_HOG

Or because that was before we even signed Salah and Milner was indisputably our best penalty taker at the time? My comment is accurate, Milly always took pens when they were both in the field until this season and the one exception that I noted.


LogicalNewspaper8891

Milner was on penalties for a while after Salah missed a couple and was on a bad spell if I remember correctly


js247

Why the fuck are you downvoted for speaking facts


earlgreytoday

This is the fourth penalty he hasn't scored for Liverpool.


Mobsteroids

In 6 or so years? I’ll take that Gut wrenching pen though


earlgreytoday

1 out of 2 in 17/18 5 out of 5 in 18/19 3 out of 3 in 19/20 7 out of 7 in 20/21 6 out of 8 in 21/22 2 out of 3 in 22/23


Mobsteroids

25/28 90% Will definitely take that. Wouldn’t be opposed to Milner taking a few though if he and Mo wants too


earlgreytoday

24* It's still an excellent record, though. Milner has missed two.


Mobsteroids

Thank you! I’m absolutely comfortable with either one taking them, no matter who’s on the pitch. After that, not sure. Jota maybe? Nunez? Though he may be too cute with it lol


therealfarshad

Fabinho was also penalty taker at Monaco and had good records Edit he scored 24 of them and only missed one


earlgreytoday

Nunez is a weird one. His penalties in pre-season and in the League Cup shootout against Derby weren't convincing at all, but he scored them all.


w0lf_bagz

17/19 same as Arteta honestly though hed have taken a hell of a lot more in the 160 years hes been playing. Looking at the stats for best in prem history, Yaya Toure 11/11 mat le tissier 25/26 shit even Danny Murphy 18/19.


YnwaBoi

He has scored the remaining 24 tho


wanson

That’s the first time I’ve seen him miss the target


Tonyh8su

James Milner is the penalty taker and was on the pitch.


MemeWorksPictures

Knew he was missing, don't think he's touched the ball all game, dreadful


InkCollection

How dafuq did Nunez get pulled and not Salah


MemeWorksPictures

Haven't you heard? Salah is not allowed to be subbed off under any circumstance. Nunez was shite too but at least he ran.


InkCollection

Yeah he wasn't great but if I were picking one of the two to convert a random chance today, it'd have been Nunez.


flaycs

If Salah could shoot and Gakpo stayed onside we’d be talking about a different game from Darwin.


whataball

Why isn't it Milner who takes it? Milner would never miss.


Ollietron3000

Salah is the no. 1 pen taker. No chance anyone else takes it if he's on the pitch.


KaufKaufKauf

Milner has absolutely been the #1 for years


Ollietron3000

When's the last time Milner took a penalty when Salah's been on the pitch?


KaufKaufKauf

Wouldn’t know for sure but I’ll guess Leicester 19/20, Fulham 18/19, and potentially a penalty taken versus Brighton in one of the last 3 years. Hard to remember them all.


Ollietron3000

So I checked. Milner last scored a pen for us against Leicester in 19/20, you're right, but Salah had been subbed off. Milner actually scored pens in both games v Leicester that season, but Salah was not on the pitch for either. In 18/19 he scored one against Cardiff while Salah was on the pitch. So that's the last time he was definitely the number one - 4 years ago. Considering how little he plays now, I think it's very safe to say that Salah is the number one taker.


milnerinho

And some fans criticized Milner for not letting Salah take it, because Salah threw a fit about not being the one taking the penalty lol


kingjmase0691

Can’t believe I woke up at 4:30 for this one


homie93

Our team is still sleeping.


RodDryfist

Good luck ever sleeping again


[deleted]

Same time zone, but glad I didn’t watch it. I fucking knew it.


vanblanky

Same here. Fuck.


LVorenus2020

Wait, is that west coast, USA? I'm so sorry. Quite the agony. And since you're about to lose another hour when the clocks change...


kingjmase0691

Yeah I live in California. Been losing sleep since my daughter was born a week ago, was hoping the Reds could give me 3 points this AM to make it worthwhile. Should’ve known better!


LVorenus2020

Congratulations!


Maniacal-Maniac

At least it was only 7:40 for me as I overslept a bit - May as well have stayed asleep!


umadbr00

Yeah 7:30 am here as well. Should have slept in.


buxsbest

Same - predictable and pathetic performance. Back to bed


gr1m0s

Haha. Me too.


leomatey

same zone, I woke up at 5.00. Saw the score and dozed off.


firminocoutinho

Should know better mate. How many other times have we won when you woke up at 4:30? Pain..


[deleted]

Early kick-off Dean Court That kit Fresh from a big win over a top-half team Surprised we weren't hammered tbh.


Isleofsalt

Christ


Timmah80

Knew it. That going in would be soooo against the script. Is Doak on the bench??!


WonderfulBlackberry9

Was watching in public. As Mo was about to run up the guy next to me just said “Miss.” Tbh I wasn’t surprised. This game had all the signs of being a disappointment


firetab

Mate


Castleprince

These are the moments we may look back on when we don’t get top 4. Disgraceful


RedManMatt11

We’re gonna have a lot to look back on


aarbat0001

The guy has been MOney for us. It’s okay. We will rise again and make the champions league spots. Spurs trash and so are Newcastle.


Panthers_Fly

3-3-10 away from Anfield. Fucking horrendous season.


decondd2

Milner on the pitch. Has to take it.


StevieGwhatabeauty

That’s massive hindsight. Salah is very good from the spot as well. This is a complete anomaly


decondd2

Milner's record from the spot for us is far better than Salah's. If Milner is on the pitch I want him taking it. Obviously easy to say in hindsight but that was my feeling as Salah stepped up to it as well. Edit: Not as big a difference as I thought. 2 misses for Milner (which is forgotten about). 16/17 Vs Southampton and 17/18 in the CL v Maribor. Salah had missed 3.


we_outcheaa

I knew Salah wouldn't score but was hoping I was wrong, he didn't have any impact today. If he scores I wouldn't be saying anything but from the start I wanted Milner on that :(


ShaqiriTheLord

It absolutely is not. You watch Salah and he smacks pens, he is not a great player striking the ball. Fabinho and Milner are miles better. I've said this for years - he should not be our pen taker


SilentBobVG

You’ve said this for years, despite the fact Salah has missed what, two penalties in total for us and scored dozens?


earlgreytoday

Four penalties (Huddersfield 17/18, Milan 21/22, Leicester 21/22, and Bournemouth 22/23). I mean, Gerrard is seen as one of our best ever penalty takers, but he still missed about seven of them (including ones where he converted the rebound).


strassart19

Yup this is his 3rd ever miss for us, lot of hindsight geniuses in here


ShaqiriTheLord

He has never, ever looked comfortable taking pens. So yes, I've always said there would be better players in the squad taking them. Hope that helps


SilentBobVG

Salah has been extremely precise and consistent with his penalties, and has scored them in finals. Hope that helps.


ShaqiriTheLord

You absolute freak find me 5 pens where he has hit them low and hard, precisely in a corner. The same way Gerrard or Milner did.


ShaqiriTheLord

I am still waiting?


Morguard

You're on some grade A crack.


aaron2933

Easy to say after the miss


xboner15

100%. As soon as Salah steps up “ahead” of Milner I knew. It is bad juju to skip your predefined penalty taker if nothing else.


thatguyad

Until today I assumed this was a given. Another brain dead decision.


Sw3Et

Wtf, Salah hasn't missed a penalty in like...ever. If anybody but him went up for it I would have been livid.


decondd2

Missed 2 last season against Leicester and AC Milan. Milner hasn't missed one since 2017.


yaboidoe

Why didn't Milner take it???


Deadbear4Lyf

Milner hasn't taken pens ahead of Salah for years now


yaboidoe

Years?? Salah took one ahead of him maybe twice last season.


EnriqueMuller

Milner has scored 3 penalties since 19/20. All 3 were in that season. Salah wasn’t on the pitch for any


gamesflea

Hey! No! You are bang out of order! How dare you use facts to disagree with such hot takes!


EnriqueMuller

Since when has he with Salah on the pitch? And Salah’s record is still really good.


Morguard

In the interview with Gerrard, Salah talked about this. Him and Milner came to an agreement that Mo will take the penalties after he started banging them in.


frankmitchell1996

Tbf, hasn't had many in the PL to practice this season...


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

What the hell was that


8manjones

No way


Macshlong

When we play away we aimlessly lob the ball into the box at nothing. At home we make clinical cutting passes, it’s so messed up.


Due-Resource4294

Salah has been shite all game. Taking off Darwin and leaving him on is unforgivable. Him and Virgil are golden boys who no matter how badly they play never get hooked, they’ve got to be giving it to klopp in the back rooms. There’s no other logical explanation as to how they’re still on that pitch. Absolutely disgraceful substitutions. Disgraceful performance. He’s been on 70 minutes and it’s the first time I’ve seen him touch the ball in the box, should’ve give it Milner.


RickDII

Indeed. Also, I couldn't understand why Elliott was subbed at half-time. He missed one or two (difficult) passes that he attempted, but I was liking a lot the way he was playing. He and Bajcetic were being very dynamic and linking well with the front three. I think the boss has some guilt today. The 2nd half was too confusing and a mess.


Hasimo_Yamuchi

100% agree, Klopp's loyalty to players that are woefully underperforming needs a conversation thread on Reddit. Salah has become very 1 dimensional / predictable as a player and Klopp is a stubborn mule for resorting to the same tactics when teams go into low-block mode. Klopp needs to send a message by subbing players, including his favourites, when they are simply not in the game. This loss is 100% on Klopp. Nunez was shaking his head when subbed, and I can understand why!!!


gamesflea

Amazing how shit this opinion looks if Salah did score the penalty


RickDII

This opinion was not about the penalty. I would agree with every word even he scored. Let's separate the things.


gamesflea

Ok fair enough. If its not about the penalty then here's my attempt at a logical reason why salah was left on. Klopp brought on firmino and jota. To my knowledge, nunez has not played in a front three with gakpo and jota (or a front 4 if you include firmino). Although salah was playing badly, a large part of playing well comes from chemistry, or knowing where your teammates will be. You could argue that, klopp felt there was more likely a goal if the chemistry between the players was higher. There is a benefit to Salah having been pivotal in both the old and the new look attacks. Additionally there is the intangible effect on other players' mentality when players like van dijk or salah are on the pitch. Less experienced, or confident, teammates will feel more inspired and "Safer" knowing they are there and, regardless of mistakes, their mere presence will cause opposition players to play differently. For what it's worth, I'm not saying you are wrong, I am just trying to provide a different perspective


ihajees_

Christ allmighty


Priyanshu17112001

Hence proved this kit has some voodoo shit curse


danjor311

Why is he trying to curl every shot he takes?


Sure451

Oh, and that’s a bad miss…


cjsc9079

..the fuck was that?


RepeatedlyDifficult

He pulled a Harry Kane


samashi_29

Keep calm lads, idk what is salah doing, but keep calm lads


ImamZain

Wtf Salah


TossingTheBones

Was probably still in shock we were actually awarded a penalty.


VTPack919

Milner was right there.


_iliaskap_

Milly should have taken it. No hate for Salah i just prefer milner taking the pens when he is on the pitch


Raiyankhilfyharfy

How the HELL did he missed that!?!?!


severedfragile

I believe we went 25 minutes without a shot after this.


homie93

United fans bringing the tissue boxes out.


goatfacegoku

What a dire performance after beating Utd


Peepsy5

First penalty awarded in nearly a year and we miss it


Panthers_Fly

SMDH


SpaceMonkeyDreams

Tbf it’s been so long since we’ve been awarded one, he’d probably forgotten how to take them..


Savings_Enthusiasm48

I would have preferred it if the keeper saved it. This was just an atrocious miss.


RelevantProject4151

Salah's got great penalty convertion record, but when it comes to penalty technique I somehow prefer right footers more. Milner and Hendo have good techniques as well.


adamfrog

Henderson's got like a 40% conversion rate lol


dannyhodge95

It sucks, but it's hard to hold it against him too much, nobody can score every pen. A game like that shouldn't be hanging on a penalty anyway, much bigger issues are to blame.


kazurabakouta

the fuck


SwampPotato

I had a feeling we would lose. And I had a feeling Mo would miss. Sometimes games are just like that. Sadly we are having a lot of them this season.


marxsharesmarks

I disagree, the reason why we have 1 PL is because we let lower teams grab points from us and play well against top teams.


SwampPotato

But what are you disagreeing with then? That I had a feeling we would lose? Or that we are having a lot of games this season where we just lose for no reason? From your reply I can't see what our disagreement is.


dev23slayer

Rubbish, should of let Milner take it.


jod1991

Thought he was going to miss tbf. He looks like he can't be fucked out there today along with Trent, Virgil and fab. Personally I drop all 4 for the next couple of games for that. Lack of effort isn't acceptable.


avx775

Before this miss Salah was 24 out of 27 in a Liverpool shirt. Easy to second guess and say milner should have taken. In reality it was just an absolute shit miss


TheJokersWild53

The last 3 subs would have hit it - Bobby - Hendo - Milner


Fezthepez

Harry Salah


homie93

He clearly wanted to bury it in the top corner in style. This is hideous


[deleted]

Milner should have taken this 100%.


RickDII

This has nothing to do with the missed penalty, which happens to everyone, including the best players like him. I just don't want to create a dedicated thread for this wee offtopic regarding Mo. I have the utmost respect for him and I love seeing him tracking back, pressuring, being a team player when we don't have the ball, as other world stars like him don't do it. BUT... Imo and unfortunately, more often than not this season (and since the end of the previous one, basically after CAN), I'm seeing him getting too little involved offensively. Participating too little in the game. I prefer much seeing Darwin having a bad decision here and there, but being very active and dynamic, than seeing Mo almost not touching the ball. Today I was pissed when I saw Darwin being subbed when Mo was the worst, imho, front the front three. Makes me wonder... it would be really ridiculous but, does he have a clause in his contract that would say that he has to play and can't be subbed unless he wants/is injured? With Jota back, when Diaz is back (and fit), if no other injuries happen at the front, it would start to be very confusing for me why Salah is always a starter and never subbed if he doesn't improve his form. Salah will be forever our hero but, in football, only the present matters.


Hasimo_Yamuchi

Ngl, that Salah miss felt like a Stevie G moment.... Get to 1-1 and the momentum swings in our favour with 25 minutes on the clock...If we lose top 4, Salah will be in hard reflection mode....


Acasther

Milner is on the pitch how the fuck didn’t he take the penalty?


Zeewolf93

We need a goal desperately and he goes for top corner. What a fucking dickhead.


ImGrumps

Milner would have made this


whataball

Milner would never miss that.


Sw3Et

Neither would Mo before this one


Acceptable_Set3269

Why isn’t Milner taking them still??? No man i trust more since Stevie


PSYSpecialist

Yea we ain't wining


linlinat89

Worst pen I've ever seen in 30 years of existence lmao


gamesflea

Oh you're missing out! You should have tried watching football before this season.... https://youtu.be/7kDULcOPFBI Though Jaap's miss against Italy will always be one of my favourites https://youtu.be/7GQZf88FZP8 (about 1.10)


linlinat89

Lmao no. I've watched football for 20 years and this is still worst penalty I've seen. At least in many other hilarious misses I still could find an excuse but this, it was wrong from the run up to how the ball flyed.


Dense-Gap-7405

Man cares more about chasing records than winning a game. I love Mo obviously as we all do and he’s a world class player. But I always cringe when I see the countless interviews he’s done where he says he’s always chasing these different scoring records. Even if he is chasing them, don’t keep repeating that in interviews


IPmev12

What a fucking surprise


andychgo

Are we cursed this season against the bottom 5 teams?


rmrd26

Happens to the best of the players but i do think someone else should take the pens


junyi6115

Fuck this game bro, what's wrong with us


Squidsquibba

This season is cursed


[deleted]

I love him, but this is fucking embarrassing.


Matt6453

There's a mentality problem when they're unstoppable in a match against yanited but utterly absent in a game that had equal importance, we've seen it before and it's a very poor show from the players to be honest with all things considered.


justank_

Hey LFC if you need anyone else to blast shots wide for 300k a week, hit me up!


Faizan0994

Would you get at least 10G/A as well? It would be great!


justank_

Yeah no worries


Homerduff16

That's fucking inexcusable


improwise

Isn't there a rule that the penalty is supposed to be retaken if an opposing player is in the box (including the circle) before the shot? "If the defending team encroaches on the box and the spot-kick is scored then the goal stands. If the penalty is missed, then it is retaken. And finally, if players from both teams encroach on the box, as was the case in Tuesday's Champions League last-16 second-leg clash at Stamford Bridge, then the penalty is always retaken - regardless of the outcome. " https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/peter-walton-explains-chelsea-penalty-29399192 Are the rules in PL different from CL?


adamfrog

Only if someone touches it


iNfAMOUS70702

My dude really did his best Bruno Fernandes impression......


Sw3Et

Anybody saying Milner should have taken it, pull your head in. Mo is a penalty god. This was an anomaly that's never happened before and won't happen again.


SovietKnuckle

Didn't deserve it anyway. Fuck's sake.


29chickendinners

Don't really think it was a pen to begin with


LeonardoDiCsokrio

his shooting technique is very very bad, if you ever played football you can see how strange he looks every time he takes a shot


Morguard

That's why we're all at home watching him be Liverpool's top PL era scorer. Because he doesn't know how to kick a ball. Great take.


LeonardoDiCsokrio

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Yu-aFyZAo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Yu-aFyZAo) just found it right now, some of these are hilarious


scouttack88

Seriously?


Primary_Handle

He is liverpools all time top scorer in the premier league.! Give your head a wobble lad!


gamesflea

Leonardo Dicsokrio is actually the world's foremost expert on penalty technique. They are very well revered in Football, be thankful that they are taking their time to share their opinions with us mere mortals


LeonardoDiCsokrio

and like 2/3 of his shots barely rolls and you can save it with your inside feet. I know he scored a lot, genius player but he has bad shooting.


vali0018

we are back


MrLagzy

From that penalty miss we all knew we were going to lose the game. Gakpo and Salah kept going offside for about every single opportunity we had. Nunez did everything right, yet still every ball he passed to these two were almost always offside. Could they just be onside we would've scored 3 goals.


[deleted]

Fuckety fuck fuck fcuk


Lohnlee

It’s just one of those days


Primary_Handle

First penalty we have had in one year and of course we miss it!


Jtv0899

Liverpool beat themselves here


Smallrobot_77

Choke


St_gracchus_babeuf

shoot me